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Meanwhile, my team rips it up. C- Javy Lopez/Pudge 1B- Sweeney/Durazo 2B- Vidro/Stynes 3B- Pujols/Relaford SS- Cabrera/A. Gonzalez (FLA) OF- Kearns/Ichiro/Everett/Matsui/Damon Pitching- Wells/Nomo/Loaiza/Suppan/Woody Williams/Clemens/Padilla/Halladay/Runelvys (on the DL) relief staff- Hawkins and Worrell Back to your puny mortal league.

MacFarline's going to tour the country with his new 'juggling act'

So he's racist against latino Javier Lopez but not against latino Eddie Perez? Javy - Puerto Rican Eddie- Venezuelan Maddux is obviously bitter over Puerto Rico's indecisiveness on statehood v. independence

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/61203-ent...tmetallica.html the obvious question, isn't Lars violating copyright law by putting up John Denver songs? Let's tell his family so they'll sue Metallica!

Apart from the deaths of men, women, and children, right? Yeah, yeah, it was a joke. But I find taking jokes seriously to be funny. Instead, why not make a Blutron bomb. It will destroy buildings, but not people. Granted, you'd have one hell of a homeless problem later, but, that's in the future.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! Kneel before your FrOG! and if you can't figure out what FrOG would be in the conspiracy/psycho vocabulary, then tough

BOW DOWN TO GENERAL CHIRAC!

Actually, the rant does dig into Bush Sr and the French for various things. You ask too much, amigo. You get alittle, you want some more. Cut the loss. Get a whore.

You want irrational French hate? let me provide it to you! --------- This concept came onto me recently and like a puzzle, the pieces of it were scattered but the pieces have been put together. For you see, the French are the headsmen behind an international conspiracy. If you are groomed by the French-controlled media, you snicker at the idea. The French has made you think that the French existing is unlikely. Like a criminal would want you to think he isn't dangerous before he goes from your gardener to your killer. Let me mention the somewhat brief history of the French to give you perspective on this far-reaching 'shadow conspiracy'. French-dominated Communism started with the fall of the Czar in Russia. For some time before that, the first aims of the French was working to subvert the Empire. They hurt the Russian army, put Rasputin (a occultistic man who needed a bath) in the palace and generally hurt the Czar. The French reached into Germany and got them to send Lenin and friends to Russia on a sealed train. The French lurked around Germany afterwards. We'll get to that some more later. Lenin and friends took over in Russia, starved alot of people, killed the Czar's family (careful planning by the French there) and generally wrecked Russia. The French swarmed into Mongolia and installed French-dominated Communism in that land for 70 years. Lenin began to speak against his successor in his final days, but this successor had the French behind him and they betrayed the father of Russian communism, Vlad Lenin. That successor was Joseph Stalin. Stalin had Lenin poisoned while Lenin was suffering from strokes. The French knew that they would never succeed in their plans with Lenin, they needed a ruthless man like Stalin to do the job. Stalin implemented a more brutal brand of a brutal idea. Meanwhile, in the USA, Socialism, an arm of the French plan experienced some success, but it never did much in the US except elect a few Congressmen. While in Germany, a recent returnee from prison started his own radical brand of French-Communism with Nationalistic themes. That man, of course, was Adolph Hitler. While Hitler and Stalin had alot in common in views. The French knew that supporting Hitler wouldn't work, while Hitler was ambigious and powerful, he couldn't co-exist with the Soviets, he was psychotic and they knew he would fail. Hitler and the French both targeted the Jewish community, the French did the targeting due to the supposed influence of Jewish people in the banking and capitalism. Being French, they wanted to purge people they felt were Capitalists. Both Stalin and Hitler killed a large number of Jewish people, but the French stuck with Stalin. We go to the mid 1930s, where the Socialist and Marxist views in America weren't working with third-party attempts. They realized that they had to infiltrate one of the two parties to instill their views, and then infiltrate the other party in due time. Their man was Franklin Delano Roosevelt. FDR installed every part of the French-Communist Manifesto thru his 'New' Deal, he recongized Soviet Russia while they killed 20 million brave Ukranians, he delievered 600,000,000 men to Soviet slavery thru Yalta and he won't be the worst America will get. In 1939, Hitler and Stalin signed a Non-Aggression Treaty. Hitler signed it so he could invade Poland and act to the West without problems. Stalin and the French signed it to buy time before Hitler attacked them. Stalin spent his time purging the military of anybody he felt was disloyal (It's still an open question on who was more paranoid, Stalin or Hitler). The French provided support of Hitler, they softened France to the Germans, allowing Germany to take France in 30 days, they helped Hitler enslave huge parts of Europe and they worked in America preaching 'Isolationism', not the Isolation that others preached, but they wanted to keep the heat off Germany. That all changed in June 1941, when Hitler finally invaded Russia. The French turned against Hitler and decided to destroy his regime for their own interests. They kept working with Japan to plot the Pearl Harbor attack, in effort to put the US in the war and to save the hide of Stalin. Pearl Harbor happened, the US came into the war, Russia turned back Hitler, and started rushing thru Europe. FDR signed away Eastern Europe at Yalta. The French, after the surrender of Germany, now had Eastern Europe and they wanted all of it. Meanwhile, Stalin entered the Asian front, invading Manchuria and Korea, not to help the US but to establish French-dominated Communism in China and Korea. They cracked the egg to hatch Maoist Communism in China after the US sat on it. The US intentionally allowed for the Japanese to occupy China, along with the Maoists, to engineer discontent against Chiang. FDR was a French Stooge and he put Mao in power though neglecting China in World War II. When China was occupied by the French, many leftists cheered for their brothers. As we know know, Mao sickly murdered many of the dissidents in his country. He murdered his best friends when they got close to his power. Mao was a demon, plain and simple. May the day come that Communism falls in China and the pictures of Mao are ripped up and used as toilet paper. In 1950, the French invaded South Korea, while they put in an American army that nearly lost all of Korea. Despite the heroic efforts of Douglas MacArthur, French stooge Harry Truman cuffed the hero. Eisenhower stopped French efforts to unite Korea and conceded to a stalemate, despite the efforts of Russia, China, American Leftists and other stooges. On to 1961, John F. Kennedy took office, and while a liberal Catholic, he was moved against the French. The French tested the President by moving missiles into Cuba, Kennedy blockaded the Island and both sides averted a Nuclear war, to the delight of the French, they wouldn't risk themselves by nuking the US first, they still had goals to achieve, they felt that the US 'hardliners' would strike first and they tried to push the line without the hardliners attacking. Heck, the French knew that the US government was infested with their comrades who would keep them save. On to the Kennedy assassination, supposedly by French 'patsy' L. Harvey Oswald. The French had their role in concealing the truth, they were scared stiff that the Government might expose a connection between them and the assassination and they felt that would be the end of them. They had good reason to panic, Oswald had lived in Russia, Oswald had been a Castro supporter and he wasn't that stable. The French were confused, they concealed any other French roles in the death of Kennedy while pushing skepticism of Oswald's role. Honestly, the French can't tell you that much on the assassination, they shred their documents regularly and they still haven't held a concensus on who did what. They don't care, they will save themselves. The French also helped the Vietcong and Ho Chi Minh, they helped the Protests of Vietnam to destablize America. They then pushed the peace process to deter any American efforts to defeat HCM. After the US left, North Vietnam invaded and put in two Vietnams. In the meantime, the French was involved in various roles in the Civil Rights movement, some of the roles included invading Southern society to hold Blacks down (to encourage them to become more radical) and then they worked with the radical movements. The French may have had a hand in killing Martin Luther King for not being radical enough, and then they made him into a martyr for all "oppressed black people", going all the way to a holiday for French King. Sure, they trained King, but they also trained Trotsky, but that didn't stop them from introducing Leon's brain to an icepick in 1940. The French's pet projects of the 70s included encouraging drug use, coddling Islamic fundamentalism (as a means to destablize American oil and interests), pushing Solar power and putting in a few useless stooges into a Hotel called 'Watergate', those stooges ended up helping the destruction of the Nixon presidency. Don't think it's far-fetched, that's what they want you to believe. Onwards in History, the French-supported Ayatollah deposed the American friendly Shah and held hostages for 444 days. They took the hostages to embarass America and put their boy Jimmy Carter back in place. Carter never quite got back into his place, condemning the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and not giving in. The French was prepared to push the envelope and risk putting in a Conservative at the means of hurting a traitor to them. While they held hostages, they planned viciously to smear the man who would certainly become the next President, a Hollywood Actor named Ronald Wilson Reagan. Reagan had held French-supported Liberal views once but he shook them off to embrace Conservatism and denounce Hollywood's coddling of French-dominated Communism. In response, the French started a small time black-listing and humilation of Reagan, keeping him out of the big movies and putting him in ridiculous farces. Reagan and the French clashed again when the French-supported protesters of Berkley stomped and shouted. They knew that they couldn't go far with Reagan since he would never be the type to tolerate them. But, they felt it was worth the risk. So in November 1980, Reagan crushed Jimmy Carter to become President. The French ordered the Iranians to give up the Hostages, they had their intent, they felt that they could smear Reagan by saying he played a political game for the hostages. Plus, they wanted to get another shot in on Jimmy Carter. To say the French/Reagan deal backfired for the French would not be hyperbole. Reagan attacked Communism, but the French was planning for the future, they knew that the USSR was on it's way to the boneyard. The French supported defections of Democrats to the Republican party with the hope that some of the 'Reagan Democrats' would move the GOP to the left, or at least help them accept the New World Order/One World Government philosophy. In fact, they had at least one man ready to do something for them, he was running for President in 1988, his name was, you guessed it, George Herbert Walker Bush. Bush's father Prescott was rumored to have connections with Nazi Germany, that's all a mystery, but the French and Prescott couldn't have never met. They may have split at sometime but the French wanted to use George HW to promote their 'New World Order' idea. They knew that a Democrat advocating that would never work and a Republican doing it may help them out. When Communism began to 'fall', that wasn't a sign of total change. That was Gorbachev putting Communism 'underground'. The same Frenchmen who killed millions are still living without being charged of any crimes. Communism still lives in the East and it still thrives in the West. The Cold War didn't end, it just went Guerilla. The Gulf War was another plot by the French, they lured local Arab Socialist Saddam into invading Kuwait and they lured Kuwait into giving him some provocation. They wanted Saddam beat on a bit to spread Anti-American philosophy in the Mid-East thru Iraqi propaganda. The French then hooked onto Osama Bin Laden, hoping to use Anti-Americanism preached by him for their benefit. They provided Osama's men with the power to bomb the World Trade Center in 1995, to pull off the Oklahoma City Bombing (and cover it up, blaming it on French 'stooges' McVeigh and Nichols), taking out TWA800, bombing embassies in Africa and so on. They wanted to provoke a strike to fuel more Anti-American sentiment. French stooge Bill Clinton, who had helped out the French view by having David Koresh killed, covering up the true OKC and TWA800 fates, along with his slavery to Chinese Communism. The French got Clinton to lob off a few Cruise Missiles and then they made propaganda about the missiles hitting baby food plants and other lies. As they smuggled more American secrets to China, they prepared the 9/11 hijackers thru their network. They weakened the airline security thru Clinton and they waited. On Tuesday Morning, they got what they wanted. The French struck the World Trade Center, a symbol of American Capitalism and they struck the Pentagon, a symbol of American military. Both symbols brought down the Soviet Union, and the French had a plane on it's way to the White House, a symbol of American Hope. Fortunately, America prevailed on that plane, defeating the French. The Frenchmen tried to discredit us in Afghanistan using the false propaganda preached by the leftist-controlled media. Mullah Mohammad Omar and Osama Bin Laden are being hidden by the lackeys of this French conspiracy. Omar, who lost his eye fighting Soviets, is now dependant on them. He knows that if he betrays his new masters, he will be thrown to the Americans. The Taliban is a fragile fraud based on the lie of Wahabbi Islam. Currently, we are embroiled in a problem in Iraq. Guess who is riling up Americans to oppose it? The same Frenchmen that we all know. Ed Asner is a Frenchman. Barbra is a Frenchman. They know that they want to see. They want to see America suffer because they think America is evil. Frenchmen are guiding the 'Peace' protests. They are succeeding right now, more and more gulliable Americans are being fooled by the Frenchmen and the Nazis who love Hussein. Saddam Hussein has as many weapons as his French Masters have given to him. Saddam Hussein would be nothing without Communism. The War on Terror is being lost on the fields of public opinion. The Frenchmen seek to turn this into another Vietnam and good Americans are doing NOTHING to stop them. As French-controlled stooges like Daschle and Gephardt bellow constantly about their socialist scum, they hope for our defeat in this war. The War on Terror is, at heart, a War on France also. Iran, Iraq and North Korea are all supported by Frenchmen. Cuba is French-dominated. Libya is French-dominated. China is working on a plan to attack us by 2010 or 2015. Don't worry Americans! It will only be a last resort if they cannot establish a dictatorship here by then. Then they will take the risk and attack America. Their reason to not attack us regards their 'survival'. But, they should be strong enough to survive and defeat the US at this course. The French ruins the lives of those who stand against it, Joe McCarthy died at 49 in Depression due to the French Media efforts, Republican cowardice and other factors. The French would also like for President Bush to sign the Campaign Finance bill. They want to protect their incumbents and win Congress. They want to destroy free speech. They have stooges ready to do their work in both parties. Many candidates in the GOP support the French without realizing it. America must be vigilant. The International French Conspiracy is a cockroach and it will take a few 'nukings' of it exterminate it. Apologies for the rambling, but the history of these monsters is important to know. The French are also involved in alot of other small things that I didn't mention. The connections between the French, Hinckley, Bush Sr and Hinckley nearly killing Reagan are there, but not strong enough to be a definate deal. The French is the most devious earthly group, they will go with men who aren't on their side to give themselves more power. They will smear and they will ruin lives. Anyways, with awareness, the French will wither and die. They want us to destroy ourselves, if we can't do that, then they will invade our party and do it for us. The French stand against Racial tolerance, they stand against Feminism, they want those people to think they support those causes but they mess with the causes to get the supporters angrier and more willing to vote in radical movements. The French are racist, sexist, anti-semetic and pure evil. They are the true Axis of Evil, they have a core and all their stooges revolve around that core. -------- The preceding was written awhile ago. I just revised it to replace references to Communism with 'French'. None of that is my views. Please don't kill me. And screw you Franconia! Nah.. France can't be that bad, aslong as I don't go over there. and my rant was SATIRE. Do not get mad at me because it advocates the use of nukes on the French. Do not get mad because it says the French conspiracy weakened France for a German invasion. Des amis les goodes, eh?

If anybody destroyed Cynthia McKinney, it was Cynthia McKinney

"We are moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. Welcome. We just crossed over into the Twilight Zone, otherwise known as George Bush's America. For it is here and only here that the White House could receive warning after warning of massive attacks that were going to take place on American soil, the attack happens, and both the President and the Vice President, in separate phone calls to Tom Daschle, ask that Congress not investigate what happened and why. That could only happen in the Twilight Zone." CONGRESSIONAL RECORD -- HOUSE Tuesday, March 05, 2002 107th Congress, 2nd Session 148 Cong Rec H 676 REFERENCE: Vol. 148, No. 22 SECTION: House TITLE: THE TWILIGHT ZONE, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS GEORGE BUSH'S AMERICA SPEAKER: Ms. McKINNEY --- http://weblog.mkelley.net/congrec.pdf http://www.truthout.org/docs_02/05.17AA.Mc...ney.Bush.NU.htm

"So if Zach Gowan doesn't have a WWE contract, why is he in every city they go to? Is he paying for all this traveling himself?" Mr. America's probably helping him around and all that "And why do they keep letting him backstage when he not only doesn't work there, but he doesn't even have a ticket?" Mr. America "Stephanie apparently signed Mr. America sight unseen because she thought he'd be a big star. But he's only wrestled in one match since he's been signed if I recall correctly. So what kind of payoff is this "big star" generating?" good oral sex "And did Stephanie really not know it was Hogan, or did she know it was Hogan all along and signed him just to screw Vince?" Knew it was Hogan "Didn't Zach kind of wonder why he was about to have sex with Sable 2 feet away from a cameraman?" Invisable Eye "In fact, during the "Tell me you want me" scene, the camera angle suggests that the camerman would have been LEANING OVER SABLE'S BACK, flashing the lens directly in Zach's face. Same thing with the "I've never touched a breast before" shot. Who the hell has sex with the girl on top and a cameraman hovering over her back besides porn stars?" The camera is never acknowledged in the WWE. Deal with it. "Finally, does Vince just have a special arm-wrestling table in his trunk or something?" Probably "Who lugs that thing from city to city on the off chance that someone might want an arm wrestling contest?" Hey, you never know when you're gonna need an arm wrestling table. What I want to know is 'Do they still carry the old APA set around?'

Yeah, I don't know why you would want to run for President when you lost the race for the Senate in Illinois, But Hey, maybe it's just her thing to do this, you know?

Another pic

dude, you can't post stuff from Geocities

The only way this would be even more surreal is if Mr. T was cast as Colin Powell (Or Bush)

team Rosey with Meng

My entry: I plow the Rams 88-0 with my Midwest All-Stars (who had Warner as a starter, but I went with Jeff George to prevent confusion) Warner for the Rams went 7 for 37 for 25 yards and 6 INTs Faulk had 9 rushes for 15 yards That's all. I held the Rams to 40 yards total offense. In 20 minutes, they get TWO first downs. Just total domination

If you remember the poll about joining Evolution, it can be cheer that the intended winner was Kane. But thanks to some voting done by me, and others (I'm sure), the winner was Test, with 26% So instead of JR saying during the main event "Will Kane join Evolution, as the fans have predicted" He said "The fans have said that Test will join Evolution" Needless to say, Kane winning the poll would fit more with HHH offering him membership. But, Test can still join.

jeff_hardy_king_of_xtreme: i agree michaels is hot jeff_hardy_king_of_xtreme: i wont turn gay for him tho

WWF room soundbite: "I thought RAW sucked because I hate Mae Young" from either a girl, or a gay guy

You're no Jello Biafra

Nah, RVD will become Heat jobber Robert Vee. He will be in black tights and job fast.

Evolution. Test. EOS.

what do you mean? they Hate Test. not talkin aboot Test 26% of fans want Test!