Rob E Dangerously

did she ever say you were desperate for sex?

I'd say that'd more than just playing with your toy.

Shaddup.. Just by checking your profile, you're only three months older than I am. I just felt like getting two of these figures.

so.. is Rey still too dead to be Eddie's partner?

is Kurt Angle able to wrestle yet? it'll be Kurt's test to see if Team Angle is worthy

they could always have a feud with one guy who claims to be the IC champ since Booker shouldn't have been in the Battle Royal in the first place. Or whatever.

Put Stevie Ray and Teddy Long on Heat

Double the Test, Double the.. oh..

I must say.. Tony Pena is the man, and it is only a matter of time before some fireworks go off big time. Pitcher - Randy Johnson may never age, but I figure there is an AL guy or two who is better than the Ageless Unit. Reliever - Not Koch. Probably Smoltz. Hitter - Now that people have either caught on to Ichiro, or he has just slumped, the best is probably somebody else. Best Clutch player- Ken Harvey. (Bias!) Next player to hit 700HRs- Barry Bonds Next player to hit 756HRs- Sammy Sosa Biggest challenger to 750HRs right now- ARod (But something tells me he might get injured bad soon)

Brock Lesnar = (Will be WHACKED again)

Rikishi = (WHACKED)

Will Yamaguchi-son face Mr. America?

(WHACKED)

WHACKED!

CASTRATION!

Mr. America really should be revealed as Al Wilson in a bodysuit. then at the next PPV.. Hulk Hogan, Tenacious Z and Torrie Wilson v. Sable, Al Wilson and Sean O'Haire

I say that Mr. America emulates Hulk Hogan in order to annoy Vince

More proof that Mr. America is ALF

Mark Henry 0.95 % Bastion Booger 2.90 % Mr. Fuji 0.78 % Doink 1.84 % President Bush 5.70 % Lex Luger 6.37 % Bret Hart 17.00 % Michael Jackson 12.24 % ALF 16.61 % Hulk Hogan 35.57 % Total Votes: 1788 ----- Mr. America is Bret Hart!

"Al Wilson Did you really think he was dead? What proof did we get? Oh, Torrie and Dawn Marie got into a brawl at his funeral on national television, you say? Tipped his lifeless body out of the coffin, you say? Bah. Mere circumstantial evidence at best. You heard it here first, folks—Al Wilson lives. Much like Elvis and Andy Kaufman, the ingenious Wilson merely staged his demise to avoid the glare of the spotlight that international notoriety was placing on him. Perhaps he had a change of heart, and longed for that limelight again?" I think they found who it is!

They stole my idea!

Typo fixed.

http://kcna.co.jp/ They have archives going all the way back to 1997, so just find something, quote a date and post it. Here are the categories: News/Political commentary Stories about the 'Dear Leader'/People visiting him/etc First... my News story. From January 21st, 2001 "Imperialists' loud-mouthed "human rights" and "humanitarianism" under fire Pyongyang, January 21 (KCNA) -- Rodong Sinmun today in a signed article disclosing the reactionary and harmful nature of the imperialists' loud-mouthed "human rights" and "humanitarianism" calls for a vigorous struggle against their propaganda. The article says: By nature imperialism has nothing in common with human rights and humanitarianism. It is preposterous for the imperialists to talk about "human rights" and "humanitarianism" as it is the intrinsic nature for them to resort to aggression, plunder, exploitation and oppression. imperialism is, in fact, the worst enemy of "human rights" and "humanitarianism." The imperialists' talk about human rights and humanitarianism is, firstly, aimed to deceive the popular masses by creating the impression that a capitalist society is a society which provides them with "human rights" and a society based on "humanitarianism" and paint the right of a handful of people belonging to the exploiting class to exploit, plunder, dominate and oppress popular masses as that of a superclass. At the same time they style themselves champions of "human rights" and "humanitarianism" in a bid to create among other countries and nations an illusion about them and make those countries obedient to their neo-colonial domination. Dismissing "human rights" and "humanitarianism" on the lips of the imperialists as sheer sophism, the article notes: Their assertion that "guarantee of human rights is a humanitarian measure to provide for individual character and human dignity" and their preach about "popular capitalism" and "state for all people's welfare" are a height of absurdity in the capitalist society. The shameless and reactionary nature of imperialists' loud-mouthed "human rights" and "humanitarianism" finds its vivid expression in their aggression, plunder, domination and intervention in other countries and nations. The imperialists commit without hesitation intervention in others' internal affairs and armed invasion against other countries and nations, asserting that "human rights know no border", "human rights are above sovereignty" and "it is necessary to leave no stone unturned for the sake of humanitarianism." They even use their trumps of "human rights" and "humanitarianism" in perpetrating their neo-colonial exploitation and plunder against the developing countries. The world people should be highly alert against the imperialists' touted "human rights" and "humanitarianism" aimed to achieve a sinister political purpose." and the second category "Anecdote about Kim Jong Il Pyongyang, February 12 (KCNA) - General Secretary Kim Jong Il visited a naval unit in March Juche 87 (1998). In a bedroom he found that beds were placed in a way that the wall would be the first to be seen by seamen when they woke up. He told commanding officers of the unit that beds should be repositioned so that they could see the sky of the homeland when they opened their eyes in the morning. He then said that the seamen, seeing the sky of the homeland, would feel good and deeply cherish feelings of love for the country and the pride of fighting to defend it." other candidates: 'Songs about Jong Il Peak', a few of the stories about places that grant KJI honorary citizenship ("The governor said that Kim Jong Il, a great thinker and theoretician and a distinguished political activist, is greatly contributing to the progress and prosperity of humankind and the development of friendly and cultural ties with the world people.") Honorable mention from 1/3/2000: "Kim Jong Il commends basketball players Pyongyang, January 3 (KCNA) -- General Secretary Kim Jong Il commended basketball players for their great contribution to the development of the nation's sports technique. In recent years the basketball players of the DPRK have made strenuous efforts for the development of the basketball technique of Korean style and achieved shining successes in many domestic and international matches. Especially, Ri Myong Hun and Pak Chon Jong have won the fame as world stars by displaying in every match such remarkable techniques as unique special technique, skilful dunk, wonderful combination, etc. Kim Jong Il awarded Ri Myong Hun and Pak Chon Jong gold watches bearing the august name of the President Kim Il Sung." No, I haven't heard of these guys either. And I don't think KCNA mentions the stories about KJI flying fighter jets or hitting 11 holes in one on his first try at Golf on their site. Get to work..

Dee Vaughn, get the table!

Shove him down the ramp!