Rob E Dangerously

Palumbo's looking smooth

Jones has a red thong on

Ace O'Haire!

Samoa?

I don't think it's working.. all I get is music

The French Connection (Sylvain Granier and Rene Depree) should be the ultimate chickenshit two-faced heel team. They even look down on fellow heels like Canadian Lance Storm or Brit William Regal (although they never muster the courage to attack them) They will attack people, but they will still remain men with a streak of cowardice that they try to hide. The French Connection.

will the French Connection help out the new Iraqi heel secretly and them subvert American attempts to stop him? I do want the French to beat down people thru 2 on 1 and cheating. And if the guy is too strong, they can run (and insist that they are not cowards, just smart)

Fenchies? Atticus Fench is coming to the WWE to defend Rodney Mack against the lies put forth by Bob Ewell. Go Atticus go!

Torrie Wilson is backstage, when Nathan Jones comes over. He asks her out on a date, but she just laughs and walks off. Stephanie McMahon comes to the ring. Out from the back comes Ernest Miller, who hits the ring and attacks. Steph gets bounced around the ring by punches and kicks. After playing to the crowd for a while, The Cat heads toward the back. Stephanie McMahon gets up slowly, and calls for back-up. Police officers appear near the stage. Ernest Miller runs back into the ring. Ernest Miller moves in for the kill. Feliner!!! That shook the ring. He stomps away, but the police hit the ring and handcuff him, before dragging him backstage, leaving Steph down in the ring, hurt. A-Train vs Funaki : Funaki gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. A-Train hits a sloppy double axe handle. Hooks the leg for a two count. Funaki elbows A-Train in the face to break a hammerlock. Spinning back kick from Funaki. Funaki uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cover for a two count. Diamond Dust from Funaki, A-Train is out. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Flying elbow from Funaki. A-Train counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. A-Train hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. A-Train scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. A-Train slams Funaki down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. A-Train hits a right hand on Funaki. Funaki kicks A-Train in the gut to reverse the momentum. Spin kick by Funaki to the face. Vicious kick to the teeth from Funaki. Funaki moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Tornado DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating. Chavo Guerrero vs Billy Kidman : Second rope flying axe handle, Kidman goes down. Lightning kick by Chavo on Kidman. Cover for a two count. Billy Kidman powers out of a Chavo Guerrero headlock. Stiff high kick on Chavo by Billy Kidman who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Driven DDT by Billy Kidman. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Chavo, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Chavo takes a flying neckbreaker from Billy Kidman. Billy Kidman misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Chavo. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Chavo Guerrero, Kidman is out. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Hard back suplex on Kidman. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Chavo hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Kidman powers out of a headlock. Hard back suplex on Chavo. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Tornado DDT from Billy Kidman, Chavo got planted. Chavo Guerrero is in trouble. Kid Krusher!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Brian Kendrick vs Rikishi : Rikishi strikes Brian Kendrick. Rikishi hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kendrick reverses a Rikishi hammerlock. Stiff high kick on Rikishi by Brian Kendrick who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Second rope flying axe handle, Rikishi goes down. Cover for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Brian Kendrick. That looked brutal. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Hard back suplex on Rikishi. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Brian Kendrick misses a clothesline. Rikishi hits a sloppy double axe handle. Cover for a two count. Rikishi scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pin, but Kendrick is out just before the three count. Kendrick gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Rikishi hits a right hand on Brian Kendrick. Kendrick counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Rikishi takes a flying neckbreaker from Brian Kendrick. Springboard dropkick from Brian Kendrick. Nicely done. Brian Kendrick floors Rikishi...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Sliced Bread #2! 1....2....3. I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Nathan Jones vs Jamie Noble : Noble receives some unexciting punishment. Noble blocks a punch. Kick from Jamie Noble to the leg. Noble whips Nathan into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Back heel kick off the second rope, Nathan goes down. Cover, but there's no one to count for Jamie Noble. Nathan Jones powers out of a Jamie Noble headlock. Nathan slams Jamie Noble down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Nathan hits a stump piledriver on Jamie Noble, although it was quite weak in its execution. There's a two count on the pin. Nathan DDTs Jamie Noble. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Nathan walks into a trip. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Pin, but Nathan is out just before the three count. Nathan Jones ducks a clothesline attempt. Nathan Jones moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Full Nelson Slam. 1....2...3, it's finished. Torrie Wilson has grabbed a chair. Nathan walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Noble also takes a hard shot. Torrie has laid everybody out! I'll give it a **1\2 rating. Torrie Wilson is backstage, when Undertaker comes over. He asks her out on a date, and she accepts. Undertaker \ Torrie vs Nunzio \ Palumbo : Running knee lift from Undertaker. Undertaker hits a stump piledriver on Nunzio. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Torrie Wilson. Torrie \ Undertaker hook up Nunzio, then hit a double suplex. Torrie Wilson strikes Nunzio. Hooks the leg for a two count. Weak kicks from Torrie, who is moving very slowly. Nunzio reverses a Torrie Wilson hammerlock. Nunzio nearly kills Torrie with a released tiger suplex. Tag to Chuck Palumbo. Running knee lift from Chuck Palumbo. Spear by Chuck Palumbo. Torrie reverses a Chuck Palumbo hammerlock. Tag to Undertaker. Spear by Undertaker. Massive lariat, apparently Undertaker has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Palumbo takes a headbutt from Undertaker. Chuck Palumbo fights out of a grapple. Massive backbreaker, Undertaker got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Chuck Palumbo moves in for the kill. Jungle Kick! 1....2....3. Nathan Jones comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Torrie turns around...straight into a Full Nelson Slam!! Torrie Wilson has been left down on the canvas. I'll give it a **1\2 rating. John Cena vs Tajiri : Tajiri receives some punishment. Tajiri takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Dropkick connects, Cena goes down. John Cena charges, Tajiri moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Springboard dropkick from Tajiri. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. John Cena elbows Tajiri in the face to break a hammerlock. Big clothesline on Tajiri. Tajiri walks into a spike slam. Cover for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on Tajiri. Pin, but Tajiri is out just before the three count. Tajiri counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Cena is down. Pin, but Cena is out just before the three count. Tajiri drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. John Cena moves in for the kill. Death Valley Driver! 1....2....3. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating. Brock Lesnar is in the ring, when John Cena walks out onto the stage. They argue, and the distraction Cena causes proves to be enough, as Lesnar doesn't notice Team Angle coming out of the crowd until they are already within striking distance. He gets beaten down as John Cena looks on from the stage. Brock Lesnar vs Matt Hardy Version 1.0 (For The WWE World Title) : Dropkick connects, Lesnar goes down. Spinning back kick from Matt Hardy Version 1.0. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 hits a rolling kick on Lesnar. Second rope flying axe handle, Lesnar goes down. Lesnar drops out the back of a Matt Hardy Version 1.0 bodyslam attempt. Running knee lift from Brock Lesnar. Massive backbreaker, Mattitude got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Cover for a two count. Mattitude powers out of a headlock. Lesnar takes a hurrancarana from Matt Hardy Version 1.0. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Lesnar, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Lesnar counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Brock Lesnar uses a forearm to the face. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 fights out of a grapple. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Shannon Moore comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Brock Lesnar turns around.... Twist Of Fate!!! That shook the ring. MFer leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin, three count, it's over. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 pins Lesnar. Mattitude and MFer are putting the boots to Brock Lesnar! Chris Benoit comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Mattitude running for cover. Chris Benoit bends down to help Lesnar back up. Wait! Matt Hardy Version 1.0 slides back in and attacks! Chris Benoit fights back...but is then jumped by MFer as well! Both Benoit and Lesnar are subjected to a beat down by Mattitude, leaving them down and out on the canvas. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special. -- Whoo..

the video with the people saying with rifles and singing 'Happy Hour' (or whatever) was just very odd. More singing and dancing from Iraq. When will Al-Sahaf show up?

I'm not getting anything on this. Damn

This could also be a collaboration of maybe more than one worker with some things thrown in to throw off any 'detectives' Jeff Hardy is my #1 suspect though. It's a composite character. Ha..

and Meltzer posted this at WrestlingClassics Very odd..

Card for the Night! THE INSIGNIFICANT MAIN EVENT Big Gold Belt Champion Vince Russo takes on Nord the Barbarian TWO SUPERSTARS, ONE RING: Hollywood movie star Randy Savage takes on rowdy Texan Bradshaw A MATCH SEVEN YEARS IN THE MAKING: Diesel takes on Vince McMahon FOR THE WWW TITLE: Triple H defends against Kamala. Finally, the issue of 'white v. black' will be settled! FOR THE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES: Hussein Credible and his new partner Viscera, defend the tag team titles against The American Zionists (Jim Duggan and Barry Horowitz) [MATCH MAY BE MOVED TO WWW HEAT] [ABDULLAH BIN CAMEL JOCKEY RUMORED TO BE DEAD, OR JUST SICK] IN A BARNBURNER: Big Show and A-Train face Undertaker and Nathan Jones IN THE 'LEG UP, CRUTCH ON A WIRE' LADDER MATCH: Sid Vicious takes on Tenacious Z Brakkus (with tag team partner The Wall) takes on the men who ruined his career, Dr. Tom Pritchard and Savio Vega FOR THE WWW SHOOT TITLE, IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER: Al Wilson defends against Marc Mero, Torrie Wilson and Sable Pogo the Clown and Mr. Pogo fight Three Minute Warning and some other stuff! ------------------------- Card- We start off on WWW Sleet, with the tag team title match.. The Unusual Duo of Duggan and Horowitz train and stuff Jim Duggan and Barry Horowitz defeated Viscera and Hussein Credible when Horowitz pinned Credible with the Horowitz Roll-Up in 0:12:05. Rating: -** 1/4 (Jim Duggan and Barry Horowitz won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) but WAIT! that wasn't Hussein Credible.. it was a BODY DOUBLE! So a rematch ensues Viscera and Hussein Credible defeated Barry Horowitz and Jim Duggan when Viscera pinned Horowitz after a Frankensteiner in 0:00:27. Barry Horowitz suffered a concussion, he will be out for 5 cards. Rating: * (Viscera and Hussein Credible won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) TIME FOR WWWWRESTLEMANIA! and our National Anthem is sung by recording artist Wesley Willis. The fans just didn't get into his swearing keyboard-aided performance, but they did dig that he doesn't like Saddam Hussein. Sal E. manages to get under the weight-limit of 225 for this match.. nah, he doesn't, but does it matter? Sal E. Graziano pinned Shark Boy with the Running Sitdown Splash in 0:02:53. Rating: -1/2* (Sal E. Graziano retains the WWW Cruiserweight title) Mr. Pogo and Pogo the Clown defeated Three-Minute Warning when Pogo pinned Jamal with the Buried In The Basement in 0:06:18. Rating: DUD Viva Samoa (Rikishi, Samoa Joe and Meng) defeated The FBI (Nunzio, Chuck Palumbo and Johnny Stamboli) when Joe pinned Nunzio with the Island Driver in 0:04:26. Rating: DUD The Samoans celebrate, but then Three-Minute Warning comes out. Shouts are exchanged as a Samoa v. American Samoa feud begins with Meng as the man in the middle! Meanwhile, Mark Mero is nowhere to be found. Al Wilson exercises his rights and brings in the Godfather, who is much more heelish. Godfather slaps his hoes around (one looks like Sunny) and then smokes crack. Sable pretends that people care who she is. Four Corners Match: Al Wilson defeated Torrie Wilson, Sable and The Godfather when Wilson pinned Godfather after hitting him with a foreign object in 0:08:27. Rating: -**** 1/4 (Johnny B. Badd no-showed.) Brakkus does stuff, nobody cares. Triple H is here! The Wall and Brakkus defeated Tom Prichard and Savio Vega when Brakkus pinned Vega with the Power Bomb in 0:03:55. Rating: -* Marc Mero returns to the building to reveal that Al Wilson suckered him into a bad real estate deal, bankrupting them. But, the Godfather decides to help them by making them both his employees. Mero will come in as the gay manwhore and Sable will be the crackwhore. Godfather gets Sable started on her first crackpipe. Sid rambles quite a bit. Ladder Match: Sid Vicious defeated Tenacious Z in 0:10:00. Rating: -1/4* After the match, Dory Funk Jr. runs in, puts Z in the Spinning Toe Hold and then Dory's newest find, XPW Angel comes out to give Z the reaming of a lifetime. Nathan Jones is attacked by the New FBI (the full-blooded Iranians, or as they're called by the cops, dumbass fans) No-Countout-No-DQ-Two-out-of-three-Falls Match: The Undertaker and Nathan Jones beat Big Show and The A-Train 2 falls to 1: x Show beat N. Jones via the Choke Slam in 0:06:03 x N. Jones beat A-Train via the Choke Slam in 0:12:01 x Undertaker beat A-Train via a Gorilla Press in 0:29:09 Rating: 1/2* 11-0! Booker T and Rob Van Dam make a challenge to anybody. Handicap-Match: Bill Goldberg defeated Booker T and Rob Van Dam when Goldberg pinned Van Dam with the Jackhammer in 0:00:59. Rating: 3/4* Who's next? meanwhile, Matt and John make their tag team debut. Kurrgan and Konnan defeated Matt Cappotelli and John Hennigan when Konnan made J. Hennigan submit to the torture rack in 0:07:10. Rating: -* 1/2 After the match, Dreamer attacks both of the rookies for no reason. HHH talks some more Triple H pinned Kamala with the Pedigree in 0:02:14. Rating: -1/2* (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) Diesel pinned Vince McMahon with the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:11:32. Rating: -** 3/4 [During the match, Roddy Piper made a mistaken run-in. Hilarity ensued] Randy Savage pinned Bradshaw after a flying axhandle in 0:02:30. Rating: * 1/4 For some reason, Nord never showed, but Bob Sapp did show up (for some reason) Vince Russo pinned Bob Sapp after a small package in 0:03:59. Rating: -1/2* (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) --- It's over.. what will the next card be? Wait and see!

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the WWE isn't having shows this weekend, so that helps him out

my suspicions point to Jeff Hardy Willie the Worker = Will'o'the'Wisp "I dare to say that they probably sold more merchandise of me at WrestleMania on Sunday than Albert has even drawn for the company in all the years he's been there" Jeff has alot of merchandise and it sells well on the site. "Don't even get me started on Nathan Jones. The guy is a putz. He's the joke of the locker room. Well, maybe the joke is on myself and all the other guys that have busted our asses for the company throughout the years because he had a WrestleMania spot and we didn't. This is what really makes me hot. What dues has this guy ever paid? All he's done since being here has been to hurt guys in dark matches and mess up moves. But yeah, let's give him one of the WrestleMania paydays that are available when it could have gone to at least thirty other more deserving guys that I can think of off the top of my head, myself very much included." Remember, Jones injured Matt Hardy in a dark match. I say it's Jeff. Jericho wouldn't be that stupid.

One of the things that I've been doing very well with my team (the 2019-2020 New Hampshire Wildcats) in the three games I've played with them is causing turnovers. Like in games, the other team would turn the ball over 40 times. So, I won the America East conference tournament (despite finishing 6-10 and being seeded 7th) by beating the Albany Great Danes by the score of 122-85. All five of my starters scored 20+ points (and when I tried to sub them all out, the damned coach who must be sort of a computer, put them all back in before the backups could play) Now, the 16-14 UNH Wildcats play the Wagner Seahawks of New York, NY. (Wagner being one of the 40 schools to play out of NY) Winner faces #1 Texas Tech. Something tells me I am fucked against Tech. Anybody else buy NCAA2K3?

It appears the concussion that Brock Lesnar suffered at Wrestlemania is worse than thought. Lesnar may be out for 6 months due to the injury. WWE writers have discussed putting the title on another wrestler while Lesnar is gone. It appears that wrestler will be the A-Train. Rumor is that this will lead to the Backlash match between WWE champion A-Train and Chris Benoit. Benoit and Mr. Train have been having superb matches at house shows and it is ready for the big stage. Source: 1Wrestling.com Ypaho Lirpao S'lofo. If ya know what I mean

Move it off to somewhere.. Preferably a nice place with women and coconuts

Especially when I fuck it up. Damnit.. Damn A-Train. Bleh

I should say that I am a cynic. Although, it seems that from some reports, the invasion in Iraq is not going well at all. Sure, we're moving towards Baghdad. But, the Coalition hasn't moved into Basra. The coalition is still in battles along the front lines. The supply lines are also being stretched. If we control cities and important areas, then the people fighting us can still attack from other areas, or the 'secure' areas. The commanders are being very stubborn about the fighting of the war. In other words, they will fight it with guys who are out there. Granted, most Iraqis who would fight the US like that will die quickly. With the Iraqis still in the houses, eventually they will have to be flushed out. This pattycake crap is gonna have to be ignored and people who are still firing from a house will eventually get theirs. The ideas of "irregulars" is correct in the sense that these are Iraqi police agencies and the such. Sorta like if the US fought the SS members in Germany. This is Urban Warfare and the US is not looking too impressive in stopping it. Even small groups of people like militiamen are slowing the US advance. The reason our men are in Iraq is WMDs. What have we found so far? a chemical plant. No chemical weapons. We also found biochem suits in a hospital. Gee.. that means they expect it and that they wouldn't be keeping these in case of something where there was a bio/chem attack, right? Not to mention the "Scuds", which are batting .000 at being meaningful, thanks to America's super paranoid Patriot "fire at anything" Missile (The Patriots firing at RAF and US planes is a HUGE fuckup), they've been neutralized. How many missile attacks been launched on Kuwait since the US started moving into Southern Iraq? The evidence is very flaky. Granted, if you had any bioweapons, you'd be taking them and running the fuck away from American troops right now. More troops are being called up to go to Iraq. More tanks and supplies are coming in. Personal opinion: Striking the bunker on Wednesday Night was a mistake in the sense of it rushed the US into a war which could have been prepared for, for another day. Plus, the "Saddam is dead/dying" stuff is speculation. He's certainly gonna have a problem with making any more speeches since Iraqi TV got it's tower bombed. This war will not end with the death of Saddam and his men. This war will simmer on with various resistance and other Iraqis who grow sick of the US forces. I do not expect America to live up to the promises about the Iraqis owning the fate of their natural resources. It'll be tapped and poured. I do not expect "freedom" in a democratic election sense, since there's always the shot of Iraq electing a leader who is Shiite, or symphaizes with Iran. (Although, you never know) It wouldn't be the first time that the US hasn't exactly been eager to deliver on deals. What is the 'end' gonna be here? Killing and arresting leaders in Baghdad? a trial? leading to elections (or maybe not elections) In these times, hope for the best. Don't be too stunned if alot of bad stuff happens. Hopefully our POWs will come home soon. Hopefully this will be a war that is one that results in a better future for Iraq. But, i'm no blind idealist either.

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How do you pronouce 'Jho'?

warning, contains small amount of boobies. http://machoman.com/free/video/video3/movie.mov it's still very funny, in that weird sense. Savage is fucked up.