Rob E Dangerously

Saddam Hussein really sucks at public relations [/obvious]

The guy behind this is an obvious cult leader. I'd give him the death penalty. Which in the State of Utah is.. The Firing Squad

I heard Mubarak's government might not last long. Especially if Israel strikes Iraq. Radicals will want to take over Egypt and then go to war with Israel. Remember.. Egypt has biological and chemical weapons.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...re_boring_image Singapore Seeks to Change Boring Image Tue Mar 11,11:36 AM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo! SINGAPORE - Straight-laced Singapore is urging its young people to figure out what turns them on and help the government make the city-state less boring, a lawmaker said Tuesday. "I do not believe it is possible to be creative if you do not know how to enjoy yourself," said Vivian Balakrishnan, Minister of State for National Development, as he urged youth to take part in a government-organized street festival. "We need to reach deep inside ourselves to find out what turns us on," said Balakrishnan, chairman of the government-appointed "Remaking Singapore" committee — a panel tasked with getting public feedback on how to make Singaporeans more lively and artistic. This wealthy, tightly controlled Southeast Asian island nation is trying to purge itself of its staid image and become a regional arts and media center. ..... In recent years, officials have taken small steps to spice up the nightlife, such as allowing some explicit language in plays. The government may soon allow bar-top dancing and let nightspots stay open 24 hours, instead of closing at 3:00 a.m. as currently required. -------- Ha..

Devil's advocate here: If I was heading up a government deal pushing for war. I wouldn't mind having something happen to discredit the people who pushed for peace. Find a poster for something people love, bust it up, put a Bob Dylan cover around, nobody will be the wiser! But, I will state that there is no real proof to what I just said, unless you believe in the Cointelpro-esque stuff. I was just playing devil's advocate here. Do they have any pictures of the people suspected of doing this?

I like pretty much anything, but I'm listening to "Even Worse" right now. (I'm on "Struck in a closet with Vanna White") I hear Our Paragon of Virtue, Al, is releasing another CD soon.

Lie your ass off.

The womens match was only timed to have lasted 21 seconds. Obviously they should try again next week

Hunter is half-black, and half-white. Thru a new Cajun-esque tanning procedure called "Cancer Cream"

1. What is your age? 17 2. How many hours of professional wrestling do you watch per week? a) 2-4 hours 3. Have you ever been involved in domestic violence? b) No 6. Have you ever participated in “backyard wrestling”? Technically yes, but none of that crazy shit. 7. How would you describe your personality type? b) Normal 8. Are you more or less aggressive after watching professional wrestling? c) The same 9. Do you settle arguments/confrontations with violence? Fuck no 10. What is your knowledge level of the effects of TV violence on human behavior? b) Somewhat educated 11. In your opinion, does professional wrestling on TV cause violent behavior? No, not any more than watching Robocop makes you want to be a robot who shoots people. Most links from TV to violent behavior are made with extremely stupid people who have no perception of reality. 12. How do you feel about participating in violence after watching professional wrestling? c) No change 13. What is the primary reason that you watch professional wrestling? c) Storylines 14. What is the secondary reason that you watch professional wrestling? b) Athleticism 15. Do you feel that professional wrestling is responsible for aggressive behavior in its adult (18+) audience? a) No 16. What is your favorite brand of professional wrestling? a) WWE/WWF 17. Do you typically cheer the antagonist (heel) or protagonist (babyface) when watching wrestling on TV? c) It doesn’t matter 18. Do you identify more with the antagonists or protagonists? Antagonist 19. What is your attitude towards the violence towards women in professional wrestling TV programming? b) I am offended by it (how the fuck else should somebody answer? what a flimsy question) 20. (Optional) Briefly describe your thoughts on the incident of Stone Cold Steve Austin (Steve Williams) assaulting his wife Debra Williams: I do not know what happened. I am not in a position to judge either person in this. I hope everybody involved has recieved the proper attention. It's water under the bridge

i'm paying to see the unlikely duo of RVD and Kane job in the first match. j/k

Maybe Stephanie. HHH: "Come on Booker, you don't even have to force her to do it with you"

Jericho has no shot of beating Michaels

does Nowinski/Jackie v. Trish/Bradshaw count as 'worst intergender match ever'?

or HHH can offer Booker T a bag of Wendys or a white woman

Nope. They would be against both Triple H and Booker T. making the Wrestlemania main event Rodney Mack v. HHH for the title!

Double-turn!

HHH: "Which one of you had the SS shirt? You're wearing it tonight"

or the Harris Brothers (in a surprising jump!)

I naturally emit cologne from my armpits and my feet. It's quite entertaining. Except for the time that I gave a kid a "Pitty City" and blinded him. That sucked.

now.. if this brings back the Godwinns..

I'd prefer a Stacy Keibler masturbation video as an extra to the DVD

Raw could use a good 5 minute tape delay

Turning Brock heel will be a stupid idea.

It's pretty much the fault of the country hicks and morons at TNN