Rob E Dangerously

If Gore was President and about to strike Iraq, the Republicans would be criticizing him for "wagging the dog" away from "domestic concerns". It's the truth.

You shoulda asked her out. "I could pass the Test, and I could also run from him also!"

If Steph isn't so fat, then I will not recommend that Angle loan Steph the chickensuit.

So, is Nathan Jones taller than the Undertaker?

I guess Big Show forgave A-Train for his effort as the buddy of the Big Bossman in November 1999

Nathan needs to learn the WWE Style!

It's the "F-U" Which should be a reversed or inverted F-5

I spotted this on an internet game I play, WeBL (Web Boxing League, www.vivi.com ) Jeff Hardy Jeff Hardy stands 5 feet 8 inches (172 centimeters) tall. He fights for the The Free Agents gym in West Greenwich, Rhode Island Jeff Hardy's Record Jeff Hardy's record is 7-73-0 (7/73). His current rating is 0 and his status is 2. His career earnings are $22. Here's a sample Jeff Hardy fight ROUND 1 Hardy is a raging bull! (all out) Bis fights from outside. (outside) Bis jars Hardy with a big jab to the temple!! The crowd roars!! Bis connects with a hook to the mouth. Hardy staggers into the ropes!! Bis annoys Hardy with a hook to the head. Hardy covers up. Oh, he's hurt! That really hurt him! Bis annoys Hardy with a quick hook to the chest. Hardy seems dazed. He's out on his feet!! Bis annoys Hardy with an uppercut to the head. Hardy seems wobbly!! It looks like he might go down.. Bis annoys Hardy with a roundhouse to the head. Hardy stumbles, but remains on his feet! He looks hurt!! Hardy throws a jab to the ribs, but Bis backpedals . Bis annoys Hardy with a hook to the temple. Hardy staggers into the ropes!! The Referee stops the fight!! Bis wins by a Knock Out!! Time: 0:11 Hardy can't remember which corner is his. He has bleeding over his left eye. Bis doesn't need to rest. Jeff was once 7-14, but if you know math, you can figure that he ended his career on WeBL with 59 straight KO losses in the first round. Truely, life brought to life. The same gym (Free Agents) has fighters named Gillberg (2-70 with 64 straight losses to end his career), Bawitdaba (4-143, who is on a 127 fight losing streak), Devil Without a Cause (1-145, lost his first 67 fights, won one, and lost his last 68 fights), Matt Hardy (1-32), Eddy Guerrero (4-29) You know when a gym is 56-749-1, they probably missed some vital lesson on how to play the game. Go Jeff Hardy Go!

They could become "Team Goldberg" also. Or they can expand the Angle team idea and introduce A-Train Angle and Big Show Angle

Wrestlemania: Undertaker takes on the returning heel Scotty Too Hotty. After A-Train interferes, Scotty goes for the Worm, Undertaker sits up, but A-Train hits the Amtrak or whatever on Taker and Scotty hits the Worm for the pin.

i'm sure that Angle will just lay back and job quickly at Wrestlemania to Lesnar

I'm sure it'd help sell tickets for the Super 8. Haas went to the one last year, didn't he?

Cash covered "Hurt", and it sounds pretty good. The Video for it is also very good, showing him playing and old clips. He does change the "crown" part to "crown of thorns". Anybody else hear the song or see the video yet?

Nathan should have displayed Cat-Bo!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...on_letterman_dc I'm sure Bill Cosby wasn't behind this.

I hear Sylvain wrestles in Quebec. I guess the lack of tapes must be a customs thing or something

are there any important Quebecois songs that Granier can sing before matches or will he settle for singing France's national anthem

Sylvain Granier: "Canada is a pinto, Quebec is a jewel. America is a sewer, France is paradise. Viva la France! Viva la Quebec!" Sylvain Granier can always remind people that they're idiots for boycotting French fries from Belgium.

"U.S.A. is not O.K." "Dear America, your armies never conquered Quebec and my brothers in France apologize for helping you gain freedom in the 18th century. We now know that America is full of insolent children. If it weren't for the grace of Napoleon Bonaparte, you would not have anything west of your Miss-iss-i-peepeewhy"- Sylvain Granier "Sylvain Granier would like for America to know that he will be drinking wine with his friends and you will be unable to join him because you are all uncultured pigs"

Sylvain Granier can take the 'evil Frenchman' gimmick FAAARRRRR in the USA

Cena's new move, the FU, will be the best move ever. I suggest that the FU be revealed as a vicious brainbuster or a piledriver variant

Kendrick's way to get into the WWE has been revealed. He will get a lawyer and sue the WWE to get a contract due to the asswhupping he took from Angle. Or not. Shitty F-5 though.

Kurt Angle: "Brian, please get a haircut hippie"

Kendrick gets a rally and then unleashes a jawbreaker and a dropkick

Angle could use the torture rack