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so, Kendrick "jacked" Cena's "shit" when Cena went on the DL, yo?

Kendrick should just put his information down on an index card and hand it to Chimel. Nice to see that Kendrick got his boots at the "X-Pac lawn sale"

181lbs! 30lbs of that is hair

if Kendrick loses, he must get a haircut!

John Cena is gonna nail Brock's harddrive thru a backdoor

Cena is communicating with Brock thru his webcam

Nathan Jones and Undertaker v. A-Train and Big Show- Worst Match of 2003 candidate

NAT-BO! The new lethal karate form!

ONE SHOULDERED SINGLET! Retro!!!!!! *Does the Chokeslam signal*

How does Kendrick afford to go to every Smackdown looking for a shot at a job. FBI? RIPOFF!

I'm listening to his CD (downloaded off Kazaa) and it's just hiliarious. Hedberg has a specialty of telling weird jokes, not to mention that he's high while he tells jokes. "I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault."- Mitch Hedberg "A guy handed me a picture and said "here's a picture of me when I was younger", every picture is of you when you're younger, here's a picture of me when I was older. You sonofabitch, how'd you pull that off? show me that camera" and i'm not even though the CD yet

Reno was the only confirmed AG under Clinton. As for Ashcroft being replaced. Don't bet on it happening.

"The picture is cute but the WAR FOR OIL!!! banter is puh-layed out. And if this war was about oil, then how come we haven't taken on Saudi Arabia?" I'm sure the Saudis being responsible for oil shipments and their good relations with the US is a reason why we haven't invaded. But, the Saudis would be in deep crap if they tried to stop sending their oil to the US (like in the 70s) since the US could go off and beat on the House of Saud. Although invading Saudi Arabia would be a bit tricky if the people we were going after decided to hide in Mecca and Medina. Would the US piss off millions by sending in their troops (of course the fact that there'd be angry Muslims who don't like Infidels on their land isn't good either), would we send in an 'all-Muslim' force?, would we just forget about them? It merely isn't about oil. If a country is willing to help us out, then they will be left untouched, if they don't help us, then that won't bode well for relations. If they also have WMDs, then they're not gonna be lasting long. America isn't Rambo, we're not killing friends and enemies to get all the oil. We're just killing enemies here.

I want Stacy in Hustler!

Ditto. None of this would make any sense if Angle didn't win. in theory, if Brock doesn't win, then he's gonna look pretty bad (since he steamrolled Angle for months). So the WWE is screwed

It'll change with HEYMAN going over Brock. Remember the marvels Paul did for Brock's heat as a manager?

I downloaded a few of his songs.. and it seems unintentionally funny. Favorites: "I whupped Batman's ass", "Birdman kicked my ass" and "Cut the Mullet" Wesley may be fat, schizophrenic and he does play a Casio, but it works. Have you heard his music before?

Some of mine include Allowing for you to make the draft picks for the draft before your first season. Every new coach gets that option, but on the game now, you just take over the team with picks made before. The pool of draftees of the year would be re-picked. Also, the computer could release a few of the crappier players from their team automatically, like one team on my game that now has 5 QBs. They could release a few. Reasonable CPU/CPU trades could be allowed. Maybe some process where the player would have to approve the trade (to stop any weird moves where tons of famous guys get sent to other teams) Default setting to have 'retired' numbers (or numbers not offered) assigned to new players or given to other players. Like: #40 of Sayers, #16 of Len Dawson, or in unassigned examples, #12 of Terry Bradshaw or #37 of Joe Delaney. Anythings that you would change on Madden?

some of the ones I spotted a room for gay seventh-day adventists a room named "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I Don't Like Hondas" with the description "I believe Hondas are inferior vehicles." and I went into this room, where the guy said "MSN closed down my last room. How is HOndas sucking a violation of the code of conduct???" what about the rooms you've noticed?

Nope

I have a friend from Russia. Do you think she'd have a clue what the hell the rapping is?

here are my comments.. The English songs: "Not gonna get us" turned out good in English. "All the things she said" is a song I've heard since last August. "Show me love" is pretty good. "30 minutes" isn't as good. The 80s cover song (I forget the title) was very good. Clowns was.. odd and good. Malichi Boy (or as it's called in English, Gay Boy) was weak. The Russian Songs: Nas de degonat (not gonna get us) was pretty good in Russian The Russian "All the Things she said" is pleasant and then the extended "Show me love" is like the first one, but longer. I give it 3 out of 5. Tatu could use some more songs on their next CDs

Copied from the WrestlingClassics messege board: 16. He took out the Bat-Shark Repellent from his utility belt and replaced it with Viagra. 15. It's been a steady decline for Bruce Wayne ever since he switched to the Gotham Badass gimmick. 14. He won't let his sidekick listen to ROBIN TROWER on the Batmobile's 8-track deck. 13. Refuses to put over Joker and Riddler only will job to Superman. 12. Hardly ever defends the Bat Utility Belt. 11. In a drunken state, drops his tights, motions to his crotch and says "How's this for a bat signal?" 10. He still won't elevate Robin 9. When he shows up at a crime scene, everyone starts yelling "BRUUUUUUUUUUUCE!" 8. It's hard for masked babyfaces to get over in Gotham City. 7. POW!, CRASH!, and ZOWIE! are no longer enough to cover all the blown spots during his hardcore matches with The Penguin's henchmen. 6. He was busted on The Gotham Turnpike, where he was weaving and sharing a 12 pack with The Riddler. 5. Citizens of Gotham got tired of his "Tonight will be the greatest night in the history of crime fighting" hype week after week. 4. Rumors began to circulate after he wouldn't join Catwoman's "Kiss My Ass" club. 3. Everyone knows Alfred is the real shooter of the stable. 2. People grew tired of him posting drunk and starting flame wars on www.crimefightingclassics.com . And the number one reason why Batman isn't cool anymore... He stopped selling in the cliffhangers after he started dating the commissioner's daughter. ---- Hehehe.. I felt like sharing that with you all.

Zsasz: You are not Batman, because I whupped Batman's ass and he seemed to be more of a jackoff.

damn.. Carrot Top could kick somebody's ass now