Rob E Dangerously

Hey Johnny, go back to fucking Mrs. Baba. Moron.

Can I draft Terry Tate with my first pick with the Kansas City Chiefs? (just kidding)

This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Fighting out of Cameron, NC... Weighing in at 218 pounds... Jeff Hardy His opponent... Hailing from Baltimore, MD... Weighing in at 320 pounds... "Terrible" Terry Tate They lock up. Terry Tate runs into the ropes. Terry Tate hits a swinging neckbreaker on Jeff Hardy. Terry Tate catches Jeff Hardy in a front neck lock. Jeff Hardy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Terry Tate runs into the ropes. Jeff Hardy hits Terry Tate with a punch. Jeff Hardy uses a moonsault bodyblock on Terry Tate. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jeff Hardy executes a slap on Terry Tate. Jeff Hardy goes for a legdrop, but Terry Tate rolls out of the way. Terry Tate nails Jeff Hardy with a flying lariat. A small "Terry Tate" chant is being started. Terry Tate runs into the ropes. Terry Tate hits Jeff Hardy with a shoulderblock. Terry Tate yells "IT'S TIME FOR THE PAIN". The crowd is starting to get behind Terry Tate. Terry Tate takes Jeff Hardy down with an elbowdrop. Terry Tate hits Jeff Hardy with a fireman's carry spinebuster. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Terry Tate goes for a bodyslam, but Jeff Hardy counters it with an elbowsmash. Jeff Hardy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Terry Tate blocks it. Terry Tate whips Jeff Hardy into the ropes, but Jeff Hardy reverses it. Terry Tate nails Jeff Hardy with a swinging neckbreaker. Terry Tate takes Jeff Hardy down with a double-axhandle to the back. Terry Tate goes for a bearhug slam, but Jeff Hardy blocks it. Jeff Hardy throws Terry Tate out of the ring. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, Terry Tate reenters the ring. Jeff Hardy hits Terry Tate with a jumping side kick. Jeff Hardy hits a spinning leg lariat on Terry Tate. Jeff Hardy whips Terry Tate into the ropes, but Terry Tate reverses it. Terry Tate hits Jeff Hardy with a clothesline. Terry Tate whips Jeff Hardy into the turnbuckle. Terry Tate hits an elbowsmash on Jeff Hardy. Terry Tate executes Terry's Special Pain Cake on Jeff Hardy. Terry Tate goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. There are lots of chants for Terry Tate. The winner is Terry Tate. Time of match: 0:03:07 Terry Tate pinned Jeff Hardy with Terry's Special Pain Cake in 0:03:07. Rating: * 3/4 Who will Terry 'terro-ize' next? check this thread to see who dies next

The start: on RAW, HHH comes out to reveal a vision. He tells the fans that mankind was created by space aliens. He then takes off his shirt and reveals Raelian attire. His stable partners come out in the same. HHH declares that he'll do it all for Rael from now on. HHH's new enterance: His music hits, and then a UFO hovers around, it lands at ringside and HHH gets out. Waterspit. Now, continue with more details of HHH and Rael!

My parents never got the shot to think up a girl name for me.. I spoiled the anticipation by revealing my gender before I made my debut in life.

I'd imagine that if the angle bombed, then a new star can expose HHH as a reptilian shapeshifter who drinks blood to maintain his form. HHH is the game.. and he has gills also.

Since my classic "Lou Albano" avatar has broken itself again.. I must get a new avatar. So, it's up to you to post pictures that could come close to meeting my old avatar. Or ones that are better. Start now.

It'd be a FOX special. "When LSD is put in stuff"! which reminds me.. I think I missed the Fox special for something godawful that was gonna be at 7pm CST tonight or this week

True story: I was once walking around in a public library and one of the guys was logged onto the David Icke site. I then swatted his neck with my lizard tongue, sucked out his blood to maintain my manity and ran. Ok.. I'm just kidding on that last part. I say all soldiers should have these googles, as it would freak out the Iraqis. It's a war crime to spike the water supply of the Iraqi army with LSD, right? Hilarity would ensue!

"Banky don't need no hanky when he go pankey and a spanky and all up in ya" - DJ 2'3" Moses Ok.. that was totally fucked up

David Icke's site is at www.davidicke.com and I hope you clicked my link on the wink as it went to the Reptilean page

you all know we came from reptile aliens who wish to kill us all. ;-)

YnA: are you saying that great things aren't great? Why do you hate America so much?!?!

I hear the stock in hydrogen fuels is going up.. I should find out if I can get a share in the rocket of presidentially-endorsed wonder!

Gary Locke's voice is sorta smoothing.. he's much more interesting than Dick Gephardt. My Bush Speech (assembled on that site) Freedom on a massive scale.. so that mad destroyed. And it appears that the War on Iraq will be put off until after March Madness and the NCAA tourny

Democratic response: "Ya know, we agree with you on that foreign policy thing"

has Bush been mangling "peninsula" all night here? I just tuned in

the Bengal fans thought that Cincy could keep him for a year and then swiftly trade him away

that idea is frightening

I guess I can put Porter on the "Raiders I specifically hate" list

I mentioned on a Bengals board that they should get alot of picks by trading unhappy players. Send Takeo off for picks Send Curtis Keaton off for picks Draft picks are a good thing right now for Cincy I'd also get rid of Akili and try to get Todd Bouman or Mike McMahon

in other news: I realized the URL expired and I got a new one for the pic.

one advantage for Suggs over Palmer. Marvin Lewis is a defensive coach. Palmer coming in would undo any progress made with Jon Kitna. Suggs can slide in and play on defense

My new Avatar is.. MY OLD AVATAR! SWERVE!

I don't buy Palmer.. he has the Heisman curse attached to him and a Heisman winning QB has NEVER been any good (the only close exceptions might be Plunkett and Testaverde and they were good ten years into their careers) Gino Torretta never did anything, Chris Weinke hasn't done anything, how many times can teams blow their first pick on such a risk? Terrell Suggs racked up more sacks in one year than the ENTIRE Cincinnati Bengals team. Suggs is a much easier pick to make at #1