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Event 1: Pie eating contest- Big Show v. a Bear. Bear wins after it's mate distracts the Big Show. Event 2: Tug of War- Scott Steiner v. an Orangutan Another win for the animals, as Steiner injures himself Event 3: Race- The Ultimate Warrior v. a giraffe The Warrior wins easily Event 4: Race- The Ultimate Warrior v. a zebra The Zebra wins over an exhausted Warrior Event 5: Obstacle Course- Sgt. Slaughter v. a chimp Slaughter wins, somehow Event 6: Airplane pulling- An elephant v. 50 small wrestlers The Wrestlers win after a hummer hits the elephant Event 7: Steel Cage Match- Triple H v. a Dinosaur Pedigree. Pin. Book it. Triple H redeems humanity!

Brock has to work for EIGHT minutes and he wins the rumble. and the Rumble lasted 50 minutes

and Test DID eliminate Jericho but Undertaker hasn't won a Rumble yet

Final 2: Batista and Brock or Kane and Taker

12 RAW stars 12 SD stars Brock, Goldust, and others still back there

Booker gets tossed fast

7/4 split, more heels than faces

time to eliminate some heels!

Alot of Samoans in the Rumble now.. I hope they all eliminate each other Rikishi stinkfaces Jamal? isn't that called INCEST?

Rikishi was in the 94, 95, 96, 97, 2000, 2001, 2002 and 2003 rumbles

6 heels (Jericho, Matt, Cena, Haas, Eddy, Rosey) 3 faces (Test, Rikishi and RVD) -------- Rikishi has been in 8 Rumbles?

Haas v. Angle at Wrestlemania!

Word!

9/9 split THUG-O-NOMICS and John Cena from Boston gets no real heat

and we've had 9 RAW enterants and 8 SD guys

They have three minutes, and they'll be eliminated

Off by 1

or Eddy

Jeff Hardy is #14

One thought came to me.. I checked out a library book from about 15 years ago that listed freaking rosters from the Chicago All-Star games. Where the College All-Stars would take on the NFL champions. After a few decades of the NFL champs winning (last College win was in 1963 over the 62 Packers) Who would you pick as the Senior (or NFL bound) starters to take on the Super Bowl champions? My picks (sampled from CFN's top ten lists and with healthy seniors or declared juniors): QB: Carson Palmer (USC) starts, Jason Gesser (Wazuu) and Kliff Kingsbury (Tech) show up sometime later to play RB: Larry Johnson (Penn State) and Quentin Griffin (OU) start, Chris Brown (Colorado), Brock Forsey (Boise State) and Michael Turner (Northern Illinois) back him up [and no, Willis will not be healthy in time for a July game, and why would he want to play in it anyways? if he is healed by Benny Hinn in time for the July game, then bump Forsey off and then we get an LJ/Willis backfield] WR: Nate Burelson (Nevada) and J.R. Tolver (San Diego State) start in the game, Charles Rogers (Michigan State) and Shaun MacDonald (Arizona State) back up TE: Dallas Clark (Iowa) starts, Jason Witten (Tennessee) and Trent Smith (OU) play a little bit OT: Eric Steinbech (Iowa) and Jon Stitchcomb (Georgia) with Brent Williams (Florida State) and Kwame Harris (Stanford) as reserves OG: Derrick Dockery (Texas) and Derrick Roche (Washington State) with Todd Wike (Maryland) and Sean Mahan (Notre Dame) as reserves C: Brent Romberg (Miami) with Al Johnson (Wisconsin) as a backup DE: Terrell Suggs (Arizona State), Michael Haynes (Penn State), Cory Redding (Texas) and Jerome McDougle (Miami) with Jaret Johnson (Alabama), Alonzo Jackson (Florida State), Jimmy Kennedy (Penn State) and Colin Cole (Iowa) as reserves LB: EJ Henderson (Maryland), LaMarcus McDonald (TCU) and Gerald Hayes (Pitt) with backup Danitonio Burnette (NCSU), Bradie James (LSU) and Matt Wilhelm (Ohio State) as backups CB: Terrence Newman (Kansas State) and Shane Walton (Notre Dame) with Gerome Sapp (Notre Dame) and Marcus Trufant (Washington State) as backups S: Ken Hamlin (Arkansas) and Terrence Holt (NCSU) with backup Tony Polamalu (USC) PK: Asen Asparuhov (Fresno State) P: Mark Mariscal (Colorado) KR: Charles Pauley (SJSU) and LaShaun Ward (Cal) PR: DeJuan Groce (Nebraska) {EDIT: Team expanded from 42 players to 51 players} ---- So.. are any of my picks illogical, offensive, or just begging for the Super Bowl champs to unload whupass on this team? any other comments?

Hopefully this Canadian Football Uniform isn't blasphemy or too ugly paste this if the link fails: http://uniformexperiment.deep-ice.com/canada.html but not as ugly as these Saints uniforms: http://uniformexperiment.deep-ice.com/newo...eanssaints.html You can wear these helmets, but iron the uniforms: http://uniformexperiment.deep-ice.com/greg...roit_lions.html I haven't noticed many great CFL helmets from one page except Calgary (maybe)

X Go Bucs! I can hope they squish the Raiders next week

Weeb Ewbank was fired by the Colts before he won the Super Bowl with the Jets

Big Show can have a talk show on one of the TNN slots. "The Biggest Talk Show on Earth" He could either have guests or make it sorta like one of those daytime shows. and Big Show's talk show needs a giant desk that is elevated above the guests chairs (like that one Andy Kauffman gimmick) if Big Show has a talk show, would Kevin Nash would as his sidekick or as a 'frequent guest'

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