Rob E Dangerously

Nah, actually I'm really smart. It's just that I chose to joke around on the forums and praise Al Wilson that a negative image could be put out. I could have phrased the question much better, I bet.

I haven't seen too much of the CFL. I do know that they had Doug Flutie, a good Baltimore team in 1995, two Roughriders (until recently) and they have some weird 'one point' rouge dealie. And the CFL also got a new logo recently.

Bob, in the spirit of peace, which is a Canadian way of doing things, I hear. I edited my posts. To reduce angry replies. Although, I'm sure people will still make them. People being defined as you and Banky. Bob, don't be so uptight about Canada. It's not my problem that I don't know every single fact about your country. I'm sure not many Canadians know everything about this country. I'm sure if I had a show called "Talking with Canadians", I could get alot of soundbites in Ontario of people misunderstanding stuff about America. Bob, for the sake of your dignity, just lay off. I meant a few of my Canadian jabs in humor, which must be as valued as much as your money (another humorous joke, we love the lune) I never meant for the thread to be "Canada is so weird", you think that because you're blindly in love with it. I meant to ask a question about an interview that I got answered. Question answered. Thread over. There's no more use discussing this. I got my answer. Everything else is either bitching or just off-topic

EDIT: I'm doing my part to reduce flamewars. Up with people. *yawns*

you never know how strong a midget could be It was close at the end, considering the circumstances of it all

I cracked up when they mentioned the idea of the bear mauling the little guy. It'd be priceless, and yet so tragic. As for the midgets, they could have done it if they had all 50 instead of 44 midgets

We're just seeing this here in Kansas City. Man.. this is a downer. I think the producers screwed mankind. Just imagine if animals focused on pulling airplanes, eating hot dogs, running and tug of war. They'd take over the world. the sprinter runs three times against two beasts the sumo is manhandled by the orangutan we only get 44 midgets and not the guaranteed 50 midgets. Did six of them fail to show up? and none of them have weight training, nor the size of the elephant It says alot about the special when you don't even rig it to finish 4-3 in one way. It finished 4-2 in favor of the Beasts. I'm holding out hope for "Man v. Beast II". Maybe mankind could get off our butts and defeat those arrogant animals. This is a sad night for mankind. As I turn the VCR off, I am stunned. "They have a new 10,000 Pyramid Show?" Don't worry Midgets, you tried your hardest. If you only had six more people. We'll beat the beasts next time!

We get 'Man v. Beast' here in Kansas City at 10:30 thanks to a K-State/Colorado basketball game. I'll tape it. This sounds priceless.

What has Albie Lopez ever done? as for Neifi. Maybe if Kauffman was raised up as high as Coors Field, then he would have hit the ball much better

Shoulda asked him about Al Wilson

what name was Hall using? WWFRRamon? WWFTheBadGuy?

The Royals lineup for 2003. C: Brent Mayne 1B: Mike Sweeney 2B: Carlos Febles 3B: Joe Randa SS: Angel Berroa LF: Raul Ibanez CF: Carlos Beltran RF: Brandon Berger DH: Mark Quinn (or Ken Harvey) Pitchers: Runelvys Hernandez Miguel Asencio Darrell May Shawn Sedlacek Probably some minor leaguers also. and the losses so far in KC: Player lost Neifi Perez (waived/Giants) Paul Byrd (free agent/Braves) A.J. Hinch (released/Indians*) Luis Alicea (free agent) Chuck Knoblauch (free agent) RHP Roberto Hernandez (free agent) RHP Blake Stein (free agent/Devil Rays*) Damn.. KC looks to finish even worse than 62-100. Fuck you David Glass.

The Inquisive Dog has arrived to use this thread as a newspaper! "What is the deal with Rob Johnstone? Does Rob feel insecure about his sexuality? Sure, I sniff other dogs butts sometimes, but he called Flesh and that other guy 'gay' and he bashes that woman as a lesbian, and he says another poster smokes crack and has no morals. Rob, judge not must ye be judged yourself.. oh wait, there's a squirrel out there, let me catch it!" *Dog runs off* As for Rob's quote on Annie, is Annie thinking the Republicans are fascist because they aren't women, or is Rob just a dumbass Buchanan lover?

Rock as heel could feud with Brock Lesnar on SD

I'm sure that trying to rework the feud that brought the WWE back to the top with the original players isn't the worst thing Vince cold do. What would you have Vince do? You heard the fans, they want Austin. If all goes well, they will get Austin.

Al Wilson memorial banner. I know that if the health of Al Wilson concerns you, you will be disappointed to hear that he is dead. I heard earlier this month that he was 61, so the birthdate was a guess. Heaven needed a champion, so they got Al Wilson

I dub my idea to be "Cubic Football" (for lack of a better name and thinking that the middle looks like a cube) here is the design a made for a field, which came out bad on picturestage: I'll have to put a bigger field design up It's two fields together, they intersect from the 25 yard line on all sides. Here are the rules I've divised for the game so far: 1. 11 men on both sides. Usual NFL rules with penalties apply. 2. While running down the field, one can turn onto the other field to run for the other endzone if he has crossed the line of scrimmage and is between the 25 yard lines. If he is tackled on the other field, the ball is spotted there. One cannot run onto the other field if it is behind the line of scrimmage. You cannot take the ball onto the other field on defense or returns, only on offense. 3. To start the game, the ball is held by the referee on the intersection of the 50 yard lines ("The Crosshairs"), a player from each team comes out. The ref throws the ball up in the air and the player who gets the ball first gets to decide if his team will kick, recieve, or choice a field to start on. 4. The fields are switched at halftime. If the east-west field is used first, then the north-south field will be used for the second half. 5. Times: 1st through 3rd quarters: 12 minutes "Lightning Round": Until one team has the lead and has scored two times in a row, or one team has scored two times in a row to make the game a tie. If this does not occur in 8 possessions by both teams combined, then the game is over and the team with the most points wins. Unless they are tied and then the game is put in overtime. There are two Overtime options I will consider. A seems more reasonable, B seems like a 'shootout'. a- Start on the 35 yard line, both teams get a shot at the goal, ala College Football b- Start on the 20 yard line, both teams kick field goals until one team misses (example: if Morten Andersen and Gary Anderson were kicking, and they got to the 35, and Gary missed, and Morten made his field goal, then Mortens team wins). If neither team is ahead by the time that the ball would be moved from a 55 to a 60 yard field goal, the teams can either forfeit their shot and go to option a- or one can go for it right there (but if he misses, then we go to option A and the other team gets the ball). If both teams miss from the same distance, they can also chose to switch to 'option A' SCORING RULES: Touchdown on the regular field- 6 points Extra Point- 1 point Touchdown from turning onto the other field- 5 points (due to it being a shortcut). Example: if Jerry Rice caught the ball at the 40, turned left and ran down the other field (25 yards), he'd score 5 points Two Point Conversion (pass, run, or a field goal attempt from the 30 yard line)- 2 points Field Goal from 40 yards or closer (with the ball held on the 25 or closer)- 3 points Field Goal from 41 yards or more- 4 points Dropkicked Field Goal- 4 points [a dropkick is dropping the ball and kicking it after it has hit the ground, if I recall correctly] Safety- 2 points, kickoff from the 25. Have I lost my mind? Do I need to clarify anything? or am I ripping somebody off? Any comments?

"Al Wilson For Ever" Sung by the WWE All-Stars Verse One: "Mean" Gene Okerlund Seems like yesterday we used to rock the show I laced the track, you locked the flow So far from hangin on the block for dough Al Wilson, they got to know that Life ain't always what it seem to be (uh-uh) Words can't express what you mean to me Even though you're gone, we still a team Through your family, I'll fulfill your dream (that's right) In the future, can't wait to see If you open up the gates for me Reminisce some time, the night they took my friend (uh-huh) Try to black it out, but it plays again When it's real, feelings hard to conceal Can't imagine all the pain I feel Give anything to hear half your breath (half your breath) I know you still living your life, after death Chorus: Dean Rasmussen Every step I take, every move I make Every single day, every time I pray I'll be missing you Thinkin of the day, when you went away What a life to take, what a bond to break I'll be missing you [Mean Gene] I miss you Big Al Verse Two: Mean Gene Okerlund It's kinda hard with you not around (yeah) Know you in heaven smilin down (eheh) Watchin us while we pray for you Every day we pray for you Til the day we meet again In my heart is where I'll keep you friend Memories give me the strength I need (uh-huh) to proceed Strength I need to believe My thoughts Al I just can't define (can't define) Wish I coul turn back the hands of time Us in the 6, shop for new clothes and kicks You and me taking flicks Makin hits, stages they receive you on I still can't believe you're gone (can't believe you're gone) Give anything to hear half your breath (half your breath) I know you still living you're life, after death Chorus [Dean Rasmussen] Somebody tell me why Interlude: Dean Rasmussen On that morning When this life is over I know I'll see your face Outro: Oscar, Mark Henry, K-Kwik, John Cena and Bling Bling Buchanan Every night I pray, every step I take Every move I make, every single day Every night I pray, every step I take [Gene] Every day that passes Every move I make, every single day [Gene] Is a day that I get closer [Gene] To seeing you again Every night I pray, every step I take [Gene] We miss you Al... and we won't stop Every move I make, every single day [Gene] Cause we can't stop... that's right Every night I pray, every step I take Every move I make, every single day [Gene] We miss you Al [b2] BOO YAH! *music fades out* *tear forms in eye* long live Al Wilson

Mike got it through a shoulder surgery. Nearly killed him right there. Then WCCW used his survival as a gimmick to sell tickets

talking about the Von Erich's won't bring Al Wilson back to us

but it wasn't even claimed to be toxic shock syndrome, that site confused David with Mike. Mike's TSS was not kayfabed either. David probably dropped after taking pills and drinking beer

http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/p...er/obituary.htm this says it was "acute etheris" David Von Erich didn't get toxic shock syndrome. Mike got it after a surgery.

there's only so much psychology that can go into a match where you win by stripping the other guy down to his underwear

Raven would look better in an "In Memory of Al Wilson" t-shirt that I hope the WWE puts out

thanks for reminding me of the Sega game, Mutant League Football