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Torrie must be in grief over what happened. The fans are. Maybe the Royal Rumble will feature the Undertaker raising Al Wilson from the dead to enact revenge on Dawn Marie. David Von Erich died of an "infection" in Japan (or an OD) Mike Von Erich had Toxic Shock syndrome (no work) and he shot himself

some people claimed that Al was Torrie's step-father, but I'm not sure if he was the real dad or not

MNF wasn't on last week. We didn't see ratings surge that week. I figure it was a combo of MNF watchers and people who heard about it somehow

Al Wilson was an inspiration to all the people out there who would never make it in wrestling due to lack of personality, physique and all that. He was a common man, stuck in a love triangle between a whore and his daughter. You can't say that he didn't die doing what he loved to do.

they were overwhelmed with grief over Al's death and they just couldn't bare it anymore. Ya know.

when have face announcers not had a double-standard when it comes to cheating?

Joe Millionaire can debut in the WWE as a face. A babyface who will have problems gaining the trust of any women in the company. Until his frustration overtakes him and he turns heel.

I'm leaning towards the "St. Louis Scientologists" and maybe the New Orleans Burn, which sounds like a VD

One thing somebody noticed in a chat room about the Nathan Jones promos is that he mentions wanting to like himself, or people, or something DDPish. So, he got 10 years in prison for killing a man for having low self-esteem. What about an eventual O'Haire/Nathan Jones pairing?

Where it is going? Nowhere. Like EVERY gimmick the WWE tries. Sad, eh?

so.. does Sean O'Haire want me to cheat on my wife, or have sex with him? or both? or does he want me to buy a hooker?

Feel the queerness!

Sean O'Haire wants us to have sex with him!

Raven - hair = Stone Cold Raven

Raven has no pants!

Man, it's a shame to see the Dead Pool fighting like this. When did Raven have a problem with Vampiro?

After the Charlotte expansion team starts to play, the NBA will have 30 teams. But, right now, they have 29 teams. They have 15 in the East and 14 in the West. Obviously, they can either go 16/14 or 15/15 which means one East team will move to the West. Here are two scenarios I came up with for splitting the NBA into three divisions Scenario 1: Milwaukee goes from East to West NORTHEAST: Boston, New Jersey, New York, Philadelphia, Washington SOUTHEAST: Atlanta, Charlotte, Miami, New Orleans, Orlando MIDWEST: Cleveland, Chicago, Detroit, Indiana, Toronto CENTRAL: Dallas, Houston, Memphis, Milwaukee, Minnesota SOUTHWEST: Denver, Phoenix, Sacramento, San Antonio, Utah PACIFIC: Golden State, Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, Portland, Seattle Scenario 2: New Orleans goes from East to West NORTHEAST: Boston, New Jersey, New York, Philadelphia, Toronto SOUTHEAST: Atlanta, Charlotte, Miami, Orlando, Washington MIDEAST: Cleveland, Chicago, Detroit, Indiana, Milwaukee MIDWEST: Dallas, Houston, Memphis, Minnesota, New Orleans SOUTHWEST: Denver, Phoenix, Sacramento, San Antonio, Utah PACIFIC: Golden State, Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, Portland, Seattle and for the playoffs, the three division leaders and five wildcards would qualify. Right now, under Scenario 1, the playoffs are East: #1 New Jersey (NE) v. #8 Washington (NE) #4 Detroit (ME) v. #5 Boston (NE) #3 New Orleans (SE) v. #6 Philadelphia (NE) #2 Indiana (ME) v. #7 Orlando (SE) West: #1 Dallas (MW) v. #8 Minnesota (MW) #4 San Antonio (SW) v. #5 Phoenix (SW) #3 Portland (P) v. #6 Utah (SW) #2 Sacramento (SW) v. #7 Houston (MW) and Scenario #2 is slightly different East: #1 New Jersey (NE) v. #8 Milwaukee (ME) #4 Detroit (ME) v. #5 Boston (NE) #3 Orlando (SE) v. #6 Philadelphia (NE) #2 Indiana (ME) v. #7 Washington (SE) West: #1 Dallas (MW) v. #8 Houston (MW) #4 San Antonio (SW) v. #5 Phoenix (SW) #3 Portland (P) v. #6 Utah (SW) #2 Sacramento (SW) v. #7 New Orleans (MW) So, what do you guys think? should the NBA go 16/14, 15/15 with the current setup or should they expand to three divisions? Also, any problems with the divisions?

Boston name: Nomar The Star

I could do it [note to self: tape Velocity]

Spanky in Boston: he'll do nothing.. or he'll be "The Terrier" (Boston U) Spankobi the Ninja lives on

As long as every opponent he faces jumps off the top rope, Palumbo can superkick them all and go on a winning streak.

Spanky's future: Smackdown taping tomorrow- He will be "The Jet" (or "The Giant") and Smackdown after the rumble in Albany.. do they have sports teams in Albany?

So.. Spanky is gonna be like Chilly Willy, only with a mask?

Spankobi (Diamondback, the masked ninja) is impressive He does need a better mask Spankobi is the new hero!

Here is my log of the Bengals in Franchise mode on Madden2K3. Preseason moves: Got rid of Akili Smith, got Eric Crouch in a trade with the Rams. Picked up Michael Bishop (K-State grad) Other free-agent signings: Sam Adams, Terrell Buckley, Mike Sellers (as a FB), Antonio Freeman. Pre-Season: Game 1- Cincinnati at Buffalo. Asswhipping. Buffalo 34, Cincy 6 (on a missed XP) Then I got a new PK (Gary Anderson) Game 2- Cincinnati at Indianpolis I went up 28-7 at halftime, but it was not to be. Indy came back and tied it at 28, then they finished me off with a FG as time expired. Indy 31, Cincy 28 and I waived Anderson and picked up a PK based off some Senegal world cup guy Game 3- New Orleans at Cincinnati I go down at halftime, but I muster the comeback, and I go up 20-17 (21-17 if I made the XP), and then on the last play, they throw it and score a TD Saints 24, Cincy 20 and I signed another PK (Cary Blanchard) Game 4- Atlanta at Cincinnati Atlanta goes up early, but with a late TD, I get within a FG, but they run down the clock. Atlanta 17, Cincy 14 and now the real season.. my starting QB is Gus Frerrotte. Game 1- San Diego at Cincinnati A total asskicking. With the score at 23-0, I'm close to scoring, I attempt a trick play with Crouch at QB (since Kitna and Frerotte weren't impressing me). Crouch throws the ball to Corey Dillon, it BOUNCES off him and into Quentin Jammer's hands. 93 yards. Touchdown San Diego. Final: San Diego 33, Cincinnati 0 Game 2- Cincinnati at Cleveland Another buttkicking. Frerotte fumbles running up the middle to get a first down on third down and 2. Kitna throws three INTs. Bishop is barely used. Then late in the Fourth Quarter, in my weird rotation, Crouch is throwing on Shotgun. He comes out, he throws to Darnay Scott, Antonio Freeman gets it. Touchdown Bengals. Eric freaking Crouch throws the first TD pass of the year. Then we miss the XP. Final: Cleveland 41, Cincinnati 6 At this time, I make two moves. 1. I trade Jon Kitna and a center to Oakland for another Center to improve the line and free up cap room, then I sign Randall Cunningham to be the backup. 2. I turn the settings for games from 'pro' to 'rookie'. Hell, if I keep up with 3 points a game for the season, I'm toast. At least the Bengals can improve this way. Game 3- Cincinnati at Atlanta This is where I start winning. TDs from Frerotte and Cunningham. Dillon scores TDs. 35-7 lead at halftime. Eric Crouch doesn't pass and I get the win. Final: Cincy 45, Atlanta 14 Game 4- Tampa Bay at Cincinnati First play of the game. Peter Warrick runs the kick return back for 94 yards and a touchdown. Sometime later, I add another TD. At halftime, I'm up 17-3. Then Tampa Bay is stopped again and they make it 17-6. On the kickoff, they kick to Curtis Keaton, who runs it 101 yards for another TD. Tampa Bay makes it 24-14. But I go up 31-14. As they try to make a drive, the ball is intercepted by Jeff Burris and run 74 yards for a TD. It's over, and due to the 195 yards on two KR TDs and 74 yards on the INT. Tampa Bay has more yards on offense, almost as many total. Final: Cincy 38, Tampa Bay 14 Now, my next game is at Indianapolis. Since I don't have to pull my first string when I go up 28-7, I might go out, hold a lead and keep it. My QBs are: Frerotte (starter) Cunningham (backup, gets to throw a few times) Bishop (the guy I'd like to try and make the Cincy QB of the future) Crouch (the emergency plan. I don't think I can turn him back into a QB on Madden) They throw to Freeman, Warrick, Darnay Scott, Terry Hardy, Schrobel and Corey Dillon. and for those on the Crouch QB watch, he's 2 for 5 with a TD and an INT. That's all for the Bengals report. I equaled their win total for 16 games in just four games.