Rob E Dangerously

I still stand by dubbing Nathan "The Outback Attack" or the "Outback Attacker"

I can't see how Brock could ever injure A-Train with the F5.

it's nice to see the WWF give A-Train new tights and kill his finisher

[We go to a dark room, where we see a man anxiously waiting. A door opens.] WELCOME TO [pause] GRAND THEFT T-SHIRT [Leon Sharpe walks into the room, holding up a bag of t-shirts] STARRING LEON SHARPE AS LEON SHARZELLI [The nervous man in the room holds his arms in celebration.] Leon Sharpe - and you didn’t think I’d get those 100 blank t-shirts. Hell man.. all it took was going into this place where they sprayed my car.. Ken - Look, you told me this story when you blew up that t-shirt mill in Northtown. Leon Sharpe - But this time they sent out these vice guys. It’s a shame I had to fire my rockets at them. Ken - You fired rockets at the police? Leon Sharpe - Well, rockets seem to work at blowing up a lot of stuff. Ken - That’s nice to know. Look, we’re supposed to be finding money due to a failed drug deal, not t-shirts. Leon Sharpe - Look, t-shirts are the future. People who use cocaine end up dying or going to jail. T-shirt wearers just don’t die as quickly. Unless it’s from tags. Ken, make the note, don’t put tags on my t-shirts. There has to be a more effective way of noting that. Ken - Leon, the Farkillis are coming down tomorrow to collect our money and we have 45 dollars. Either get it or we’re both dead. Leon Sharpe - Oh yeah, the Farkillis. They seem pleased with me. It seems my t-shirts are snug. Ken - Your t-shirts don’t save me from getting killed! Leon Sharpe - Not unless they’re bulletproof. [sharpe takes out a notepad and writes something down.] Leon Sharpe - I got such a good idea there. Ken - Do you have any ideas on how to get our money? Leon Sharpe - Well, we can run a male prostitution ring with you as the main attraction. Ken - That didn’t work for me in 1979 and it won’t work in 1986. Leon Sharpe - 1986? So.. that’s why Sonny Rockett was attacking me. It’s a shame I had to throw that molotov at him. One more thing Ken, I need a car to fit my needs. I stole a Beetle and it did not work as a getaway car at all. Ken - Goddamnit Leon! We’re gonna be dead soon and you’re concerned about legroom. Leon Sharpe - Well, I’m off to the Nalibu Club to dance and if I get the chance, I’ll shoot the Pillage People, the group performing there and living there. Ken - Shouldn’t you be getting money? Leon Sharpe - Well, I’m sure that Indian has a lot of money on him. Ken - He’s a damn naked Indian, how is he gonna have money on him? Leon Sharpe - You don’t know all the places where money can be stuffed. "CUT!" [Leon looks over at the director.] Director - Leon, you’re not following the script. Bobby.. [Ken looks over.] Director - Good job improvising. [The Director looks at Leon.] Director - Leon, this is a movie about a failed drug deal and the rise of you, as the criminal boss, in Rice City. You must kill Biaz, get Colonel Augusto Sanders out of down, kill some Haitians, kill some Cubans, make a porno movie and run over a prostitute after having sex with her to get your money back. Leon Sharpe - Don’t worry about the prostitute, I covered that seven years ago. Ken - What?? Leon Sharpe - I’m joking. Director - Look Leon, this movie has enough trouble since it’s being used by Rockstar Games for Copyright Infringement. But do you want to sink "Dandy Stealing Car: Rice City" by ranting on t-shirts? Leon Sharpe - yeah… Director- Leon, YOU’RE FIRED! Leon Sharpe - Good, I won’t have to half-ass my acting anymore. I’m ready to return to wrestling. Director - And you should stay there. [Leon Sharpe grabs the director and throws him into the desk. We see that out of the six badges on the top of the screen, three of them are now lighted up as Sharpe outruns studio security out of the building. Sharpe goes thru a ‘pay and spray’ and comes out in different clothes with a slight change in hair-structure. Sharpe goes though the checkpoint and onto a sidewalk.] Leon Sharpe - Ok.. I alluded them all. [sharpe notices an SJL camera.] Leon Sharpe - Hello SJL. You got a behind the scenes look at my previous employment on the ripoff called Rice City. Now, I know it is time to return. Hollywood is not a friend right now. Stallone turned me down for Rocky VI and most movies don’t have 7 feet tall stud roles ready to be filled by me. [sharpe sits down on a sidewalk.] Leon Sharpe - You see, when I left SJL. It was due to what is referred to in the NFL as turf toe. But, in my case, it turns out that toe had an ingrown toenail and it was a pain in the ass. Since I got it removed in November and I had to heal for two weeks, I quit the SJL to devote my time to recovering. I recovered around December but I wanted to watch all the college bowl games instead of wrestle and I did it! [sharpe holds up his arms in victory. We hear a whistle and a referee across the street yells "Pass interference!"] Leon Sharpe - Anyways, in reviewing the happenings in SJL, I am proud of Janus, part of the Arlo & Janus comic strip team for winning most of his matches and winning the Sharpeuropean title. Good job Janus, we know it’s not Marshall, Marshall, Marshall! [sharpe chuckles.] Leon Sharpe - and my decision to return was made after I found out that Ejiro Fasaki was the champion. I mean, come on.. that guy screwed me once. In fact, after my departure, which was not related to any legal troubles over merchandise, SJL t-shirt sales went down. Therefore, I will bring back the t-shirt to prop up SJL until I either win the European title from Jan Brady or the World title from the Iron Chef, Mr. Fasaki. But in my quest to win the title and make more money. I must wrestle, and I will wrestle an insane luchadore. His name is Insane Luchador. Now, I know he does crazy stuff, or else he would not be named Insane Luchador. Insane Luchador, whatever you’re doing ,if it is advanced by defeating me, then it will not advance because you will not defeat me. I will instead defeat you. I will send you to the canvas for a three count or I will make you submit or I will force you to leave the ring for a countout or I will force you to hit the referee. Any way it’s done, I win. Insane Luchador, your reign of insanity must end, as the late Susan Powder said "Stop the Insanity!" and I plan to beat you. But, since I like the fans now, I might help you up if I remember to do so. Insane Luchador, do you GET THE POINT? [sharpe winks, and then we hear people running out. Sharpe’s wanted level goes back up to 3 stars. Sharpe then walks thru a leviating skull and we see this on the screen.] RAMPAGE! KILL 20 MOVIE EXECUTIVES WITH A T-SHIRT GUN IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES! [And we fade to black.]

Bud Adams was my last addition, I just remembered him and being a Houston Oiler sympathizer and reading up on him. Bud is an enormous jackass. It was research into Elway and the Colts that got me to realize that while Elway was a total bastard for saying he'd play baseball instead of play for the team that drafted him, he did have a valid point if he stayed away because of Irsay. I still loathe Elway though. I couldn't remember too much about Modell, I just know Clevelanders would want him on the list. That just reminds me how good the AFC North is. Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Baltimore. Rivalries abound. Even better than the days of the AFC Central with coaches Noll, Glanville, Wyche and Schottenheimer where the rumor is that there were so many grudges between them, they never did get a group photo.

So, you're in favor of intentionally injuring people that you don't like? You do know they have families to support right? Note to the WWE: let some masked men some in and beat Damararu into a coma because somebody else felt he was a useless slug. I am disappointed and angry over the idiotic reaction to this. Are you willing to be dropped on your head because people question your talent?

Go figure.. Brock's sloppy F5 injures somebody. Note to the WWE: tell Brock to stop screwing up his finishing move

For now, the two teams are The New Orleans Voodoo Daddies The St. Louis Sychos Maybe another good suggestion will come in

Upon further searching, I found one damned good thread on sports teams that never played, such as: The St. Petersberg Giants The Los Angeles Seahawks The Saska Tunes (The relocated St. Louis Blues in Saskatoon) The St. Louis Grizzlies The thread and one other funny entry for a new Jazz name in the 70s. The Utah Polygamists. *checks his list* St. Louis Polygamists doesn't have a ring to it

Not a good week for refs in general

Lets go to the stats for some idea on who will want a QB. Starting from the bottom of the total yards in the AFC Houston (has a QB, you do not draft two QBs in the first round in two straight years) Jacksonville (possible late pick) Baltimore (their QB has more recongition than the chewing tobacco, I don't follow them much though) Miami (You never know) San Diego (not a chance) Tennessee (nope) Cleveland (nope) Jets (nope) and that's the bottom half but, at #8 are the go-go Bengals. Who will be tempted to draft Carson Palmer. Carson, don't do it. Remember Ki-Jana. and in the NFC, the bottom teams for passing are Dallas (possibly), Carolina (no idea, they do have 36 year old Rodney Peete and 1-14 Chris Weinke), Arizona (possible), Detroit (probably not, even if Harrington can't return), Chicago (duh; unless Burris is the QB of the future), Atlanta (not a chance) and Washington (Grossman) Some predictions here pick #1: Palmer goes to Cincinnati. Well, like how John Elway went to Baltimore. There have to be better picks here. pick #3: Leftwich goes to the Bears pick #5: Dallas would be here, but I'd expect that they will find a way to trade their pick. Remember, I'm not sure if Arizona gets 5th or 6th, but they beat the Cowboys, so they should get the 6th pick pick #6: The Cards should be getting a QB here. Although after the Fiesta Bowl, it'd be unwise to make Dorsey play in Sun Devil Stadium Honestly, I don't see how Dorsey gets picked before Sunday. He should fare better than Gino Torretta though. I still think it'd be very weird if the Dolphins picked Dorsey at some time. Anyways.. leave thoughts

Marc "Everything he does is catch touchdown passes" Boerigter of the Kansas City Chiefs might not be the rookie of the year right now, he might turn out to be the best rookie from this year if he can keep doing what he does best (catch touchdown passes) 20 catches, 420 yards, 21 yard average, 8 touchdowns (including a 99 yard catch). An astounding 40% of his catches are touchdowns. Imagine what will happen when Marc gets to be more than a 4th or 5th target for the QB. Boerigter for rookie of the year, remember the 40%!

I was pretty sick last March over spring break. I do not credit that to having to watch KU basketball. Other than that, nothing too horrible

Irish/German

And the update.. first, results Cincinnati @ Indianapolis Bengals 63, Colts 31 After three quarters, it was 49-3, but after making it 49-10, the Colts got the ball two times in a row on onside kicks, but I managed to score two more times to break the franchise scoring record of 61. Also, Gus Frerotte got player of the week for throwing six touchdown passes. At this point, I was told the trading deadline was before my next game, so I made some trades. Lorenzo Neal to the Texans for their 2nd round pick 2nd round pick of the Texans to somebody for Prichett (a fullback) I eventually got that pick back with another trade Darnay Scott to the Redskins for Kevin Lockett Antonio Freeman to the Titans for Kevin Dyson I also signed Leon Lett to try and make my defensive line better. Next game: Bengals 17, Steelers 7 This game got close, but I pulled out for a win. The bye week was uneventful next game: Bengals 34, Titans 24 Corey Dillon rushed for 263 yards, but the Titans got close. Dillon got player of the week. next game was alot of fun, the 0-7 Texans.. Results: Cincinnati 62, Houston 14 The game got up to 41-0 before the Texans scored. But it all turned out to be a pretty easy game. next- Cincy @ Baltimore This time, I went up 24-0. But, the Ravens stalled me and scored 22 points. Without much time left and up 2 points, I was on the 38 yard line for a fourth and one. So, after lining up for a 53 yard field goal, I took a timeout and went for it. Corey Dillon delivers with a 38 yard touchdown run. Final- Bengals 31, Ravens 22 next.. the revenge.. Browns at Bengals. They beat me 41-6, so I decided to whup their asses. I went up to a huge lead and with seconds left, I was up 38-6 and I could chipshot a FG to make it 41-6, but I went for it and I scored. Final Score: Bengals 45, Browns 6 Corey Dillon got Player of the Week for a 240yd plus game. Next- Bengals @ Steelers. The Game of the Week. The Steelers kept the game at 7-3 after one. Then I put some points up and make it 21-6 at the half. I started to run it up, making it 49-6 by the time they scored again. Then I made the game 62-13 and I went for two to break the Franchise record, but they scored again. Final: Bengals 64, Steelers 20 The Game of the Week ends with a 44 point victory for me. And Frerotte gets player of the week for throwing for over 300 yards and throwing 8 touchdown passes (four of them to Peter Warrick). That breaks the NFL record of 7, last tied in 1969 by Joe Kapp. So, the results so far 09/08- San Diego- L 0-33 09/15- at Cleveland- L 6-41 09/22- at Atlanta- W 45-14 09/29- Tampa Bay- W 38-14 10/06- at Indianapolis- W 63-31 10/13- Pittsburgh- W 17-7 10/20- BYE 10/27- Tennessee- W 34-24 11/03- at Houston- W 62-14 11/10- at Baltimore- W 31-22 11/17- Cleveland- W 45-6 11/24- at Pittsburgh W 64-20 12/01- Baltimore 12/08- at Carolina 12/15- Jacksonville 12/22- New Orleans 12/29- at Buffalo and with 5 games left, the Steelers are the only team close- at 8-3. And my lineup: QB- Gus Frerotte RB- Corey Dillon FB- Stanley Prichett WR- Peter Warrick, Kevin Dyson TE- Terry Hardy G- Matt O'Dwyer, DeMingo Graham T- Levi Jones, Willie Anderson C- Adam Trau Backups- QB: Randall Cunningham, Michael Bishop RB: Curtis Keaton, Brandon Bennett FB: Mike Sellers WR: Kevin Lockett, Chad Johnson, Bobby Newcombe, Eric Crouch TE: Matt Schobel T: Jimmy Herndon, Jamain Stephens G: Scott Rehberg, Mike Goff C: Ryan Schau Starters- LE: Leon Lett RE: Justin Smith DT: Sam Adams, Oliver Gibson LOLB: Kevin Hardy MLB: Brian Simmons ROLB: Takeo Spikes CB: Terrell Buckley, Jeff Burris FS: Lamont Thompson SS: Victor Green Backups: Ends: Cedric Jones, Chuck Smith DT: Christian Peter, Bernard Whittington LBs: Steve Foley, Adrian Ross, Armenis Spearman CBs: Artell Hawkins, Robert Bean, Kevin Kaesviharn Safeties: Henry Jones, Mark Roman K: Cary Blanchard P: Nick Harris If you think I've equipped the team now (the only first round picks going all the way back to Ki-Jana that aren't starting are Akili Smith and Wilson. Those picks are Smith, Levi, Warrick, Willie Anderson, Simmons and Spikes), wait until my draft day. I have three picks in the 7th round, high picks in the 2nd and 5th rounds (both picks traded from the still winless Texans). Wait until I get the shot to get a better TE, or a good center or tackle, or another linebacker, or a free safety, or a punter! Sure, I could play with the Bengals as they really are, but I could just go Jimmy Johnson and remodel the team. Hehe.. \m/

I'd say that Spurrier is gonna draft Rex Grossman. That is all.

Man.. what a chokejob by the Giants

Here are the scenario's I'd want for a WWE game done in the spirit of GTA3: You drive a beer truck down to the ring and soak somebody. You put the other guy in an ambulance and hit it with a semi. You can even steal the ambulance and beat up the guy in it. Or hit some car with a hummer and destroy it. You steal the Undertaker's bike. You beat up other Wrestlers in random places for the bosses. You can randomly kill people. Now that would be a WWE game to remember! Any more things that should be on a WWE-GTA3 game?

Why the hell did Miami throw on the last play? When you have a QB with a hurt arm, you should try to do something that doesn't require him throwing the ball. Not to mention their OL blew it and OSU rushed him the interference call was pure bullshit. Is there any valid reasons to not install instant replay in Div I-A?

B2

Is it accurate to joke with a guy playing Joseph in a nativity by telling him that he gets to "do nothing at all"?

I'm 5'11", 150lbs and I know the martial arts of SAFTA, JoeSonDo and NINJITSU!

Lazy..

I'm not fooled by your stocky physique