Rob E Dangerously

So Dean.. would you say the reason why Al Wilson married Torrie Wilson's mom and made Torrie is because Al Wilson has a giant penis? God damn.. that had to be about 10 inches long. Uh.. EW! *cleans his eyes with mace* Anyways.. Chavo looks bad with his hairstyle now. and we never got the Kidman heel turn! Oh yeah.. Brock has SLOPPY sloppy F5s. He gave out really shitty F5s on Hardy and Moore. I'm sure he's lazy since he was able to "F5" the Big Show (put him on his back and drop him forward) Brock just isn't executing his own finisher correctly anymore

Nunzio needs to hail from "Italy, West Virginia" and.. get some mic time

The crowd was DEAD when Nunzio beat Crash

I think Dean has to enjoy the wedding

Brock is very very very sloppy on his F5s

Brock sure doesn't care about dropping his opponent CORRECTLY on the F5

did Brock bust Matt open?

MATT ALWAYS STAYS AWAKE UNTIL SUNRISE ON NEW YEAR'S!

Matt, HIT HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!

The A-Train is taking Matt Hardy's place and he'll beat Brock cleanly!

Because we all know that NWA-TNA invented the idea of a 'tale of the tape'

Nunzio Noble from Italy, West Virginia. BTW.. Big Al Wilson is the GEN-ET-IC JACK-HAMMAH! one more thing.. Nathan Jones is now Nailz, and he's gonna beat up the Big Bossman!

Nathan Jones is gonna use his arm to KILL US ALL! YOU BLOODY CUMSUCKERS! FEAR NATHAN JONES! THE OUTBACK ATTACK!

Matt Hardy unleashed the Mattitude stiff chairshot!

I guess that Al Wilson's finisher in WWW will be the "Penis Suplex" after tonight

The Main Event is Matt Hardy crushing Brock Lesnar

Well DUH Edge pins Shelton with the SPEAR.

Benoit's special partner is.. AL "DAS STUD" WILSON!

Benoit's partner will be Edge. Brock is facing Mattitude. If Brock was in the tag match as a surprise, they wouldn't be hyping his return

I have concluded the following: Torrie Wilson had a good looking mother Who liked Al Wilson. Because he had a GIANT PENIS. Put that image out of your head.. it's even more prominent than Alex Wright!

THEY WENT THROUGH WITH IT! Holy crap!

The preacher is Kidman!

He takes all the vows thanks for being specific!

I think Al Wilson has a sock in his briefs. I hope he does

Didn't I mention a naked Al Wilson already?