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It's time for Cena to job to Rikishi again!

ok, we heard you there

Al Wilson-a-mania is catching fire baby!

they're gonna edit out one of the Harrises with that SS t-shirt in Israel, right?

I've been told to lay off. I started on here with a bang, and now I am gonna be depushed for a bit before I go back up to the top. I don't think that Al Wilson's new theme music after the breakup will be "Al Wilson! Al Wilson! At last you're on your own!"

If they do that.. I bet they'll switch from Kidman to A-Train. And then they can have Al Wilson piledrive Dawn Marie

Detroit's best shots at road victories: Carolina or KC (if KC's defense can't stop Detroit) and since people here talk about KC getting a MNF game or some primetime game. KC's best shots of MNF games: Oakland, Green Bay, Pittsburgh or Cleveland (as a rematch of Week 1)

English, some Spanish, I have a German phrase book also Ich bin geil!

it's 9:14 in San Francisco, where they're playing a bowl game it seems weird that a bowl game will be ending around 12:30CST on 1/1/2003 the San Francisco Bowl = America's earliest New Year's Day Bowl Game

Good news for 2003.. the East Coast isn't dead. Not being dead = good but it's 2002 here in Missouri

El Dandy~!: I'm afraid that my radical ideas like "bring back the Run and Shoot" or "Just because it's 4th down doesn't mean we have to punt" would not go over well in the NFL. I could just do the drafting for the Bengals. one more thing I don't need to do: make the games have 15 minute quarters. I usually scored around 70 points a game with that on Gamebreaker, I'm sure I'd do that on Madden also

since ESPN is reporting the obvious, that Dick LeBeau is soon to be gone.. who replaces him in Cincinnati? For reference on answering this, here are some out of work or soon to be out of work coaches in Football R.C. Slocum (Texas A&M) Tom Coughlin (Jacksonville) Dave Campo (Dallas) Bobby Williams (Michigan State) Kevin Steele (Baylor) and I am sure there are good assistants on good teams.. let me dig through the 2002 Fact Book to sample some. (Offensive Coordinator/Defensive Coordinator) Cleveland: Bruce Arians/Foge Fazio (other names: Todd McNair, who I remembered from the early 90s Chiefs) Indy: Tom Moore/Ron Meeks (other names: none) New York Jets: Paul Hackett (note to Cincy: He still sucks)/Ted Cottrell (other names: Jimmy Raye, another Chief coach, I don't remember much good about him) Oakland: Callahan is still the Offensive Coordinator/Chuck Bresnahan is the DC (other names: Fred Biletnikoff, Jim Harbaugh) Pittsburgh: Mike Mularkey/Tim Lewis (other names: nobody) Tennessee: Mike Heimerdinger/Jim Schwartz (other names: Gunther Cunningham is their asst. head coach) Atlanta: it appears Reeves is the OC, or I can't find who the OC is/DC: Wade Phillips [reprising his role from Denver] (other names: former KC Chief Emmitt Thomas) Green Bay: Tom Rossley/Ed Donatell (other names: they have a Jethro coaching their DL) Giants: Sean Payton/Johnnie Lynn (other names: former Patriot HC Rod Rust does defensive quality control, whatever that is) Philly: Brad Childress/Jim Johnson (other names: they have a Ted Williams coaching RBs) San Francisco: Greg Knapp/Jim Mora [not that Jim Mora] (other names: nope) Tampa Bay: Bill Muir/Monte Kiffin (other names: Stan Parrish coaches the QBs, he is a former head coach at Kansas State, where he finished 2-30-1 in 3 years. and other coaches out there.. XFL champion coach Al Luginbill is coaching an Arena Football team, I'm sure if he could handle XFL talent, he could be used to the Bengals. ---- who gets the job? could be Kiffin could be Jim Mora of the 49ers (if they want another David Shula) or the older Jim Mora could be Stan Parrish (if they want to ease up to 3 wins by 2005) could be somebody that I didn't mention or they'll hire their Running Back or QB coach (both named Anderson) I think the next Cincy coach better be a guy who has built up teams from scratch, or somebody who loves pain Any picks from you guys?

I feel like that I should be able to manage the SJL again. So, I'll be returning as soon as possible. I felt I should notify you all of this.

I sign up.. are we getting random numbers and then we become people in the rumble?

and just checking.. Mariucci does have ties to Michigan. It just depends on if Detroit will fire Marty, which they could do if they could get Mariucci

SF is firing Mariucci? wha? that doesn't seem to make sense.

form the line My Pic or not..

I think the #1 pick should be used for Larry Johnson. I don't think any of the QBs could really be picked #1 and succeed in Cincy. The 2nd or 3rd round pick should be used for their QB. Like Kliff Kingsbury, Chris Simms or some other QB the other picks should go for some of the Penn State OL (face it, it'd work out well with Johnson) and defense

LIVE FROM THE RUINS OF CINERGY FIELD (shucks, we shoulda booked it a week ago!) IT'S WWW SUNDAY NIGHT SEXUAL EROTICUS! We start off the show with Vince Russo in the ring with SEX and Team Russo. Vince Russo: "Tonight, we will have a unique night, because for every match, there will be a SPECIAL REFEREE!" Vince Russo: "Tonight will be groundbreaking. In fact, the Russo Rumble where I defend my belt against that drunk Scot, Roddy Piper, will be on January 11th. Live in front of the world, I am gonna make Roddy stagger back to Canada, not Scotland, that's a shoot, and I will remain Big Gold champion" But then the Bagpipes hit. Roddy Piper: "VINCE RUSSO! YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HAD ANY NUTS! YOU WOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT!" Vince Russo: "I'm injured, you moron!" Roddy Piper: "YOU WEREN'T INJURED WHEN YOU KILLED THOSE SCHOOLCHILDREN. DID YOU DO IT VINCE?" Vince Russo: "Huh??" Roddy Piper: "VINCE! I AM A MEMBER OF THE HART FAMILY AND I WANT TO BRING THAT BELT YOU HAVE BACK TO OUR FAMILY! I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR BRAND OF ENTERTAINMENT IS OBLITERATED" Vince Russo: "You talk tough, but what's under your kilt?" At this moment, Roddy Piper flashes Vince Russo. Russo falls back in terror. Roddy Piper: "I BET YOU NEVER SAW ONE THAT BIG BEFORE, HUH?" At this time, Russo Brand security comes out and drags Piper off to the back. We go to the back where we see Rikishi's giant ass. At this moment, we switch back to Bill DeMott, who is bitter and a bully. [bra and Panties match]: Match with Special Referee Jerry Lawler: Bill DeMott pinned Rikishi with the No Laughing Matter in 0:04:22 Rating: -* Zenk the Ripper declares that WWW was a failure in 2002 and that HHH better learn how to suck toes. Goldust would be doing something funny, but instead, we get a new segment. JR's OKLAHOMA FOOTBALL REPORT JR: "Howdy! The Oklahoma Sooners are preparing for their bowl game against Washington State in Pasadena. I'm sure you fans care about the Sooners soon to be glorious victory over the Cougars. I know that all over the country, people love the Sooners. I have this time here to say that the Rose Bowl will go to Bob Stoops and he will be one Sugar Bowl away from matching Joe Paterno, Frank Thomas, Bill Alexander and Bob Neyland in going to the Rose, Sugar, Orange and Cotton Bowls. Boomer Sooner!" We return to the match in progress, as the referee is "Oklahoma" himself. Match with Special Referee Ed Ferrara: Goldust pinned Zenk the Ripper with the Curtain Call in 0:04:36. Rating: DUD After the match, the Sooner band marches out and plays the Sooner fight song for no reason. The Los Boricuas reveal that Miguel Perez got a nasty rash from his back hair and Jesus will replace him. Jesus Castillo that is. Hall and Nash are unconcerned about the Nation of Domination, noting that the Nation can't tear their quads. The Nation pledges to kill whitey. This concerns John Cena, so they pledge to let Cena live. Bling Bling Buchanan's request to not be killed by angry black men is ignored. Match with Special Referee Gene Simmons: The Nation of Domination 2K3 (Bling Bling Buchanan, D'Lo Brown, John Cena and Kamala) defeated Los Boricuas (Jesus Castillo and Savio Vega) and The Outsiders when D'Lo pinned Hall with the Lo' Down in 0:02:09. Rating: * 1/2 D'Lo and the Nation celebrate their win over the #1 contenders to the tag team titles. Booker T would be doing something funny, but he doesn't get the time to do that. Blacktop Bully does threaten to break Booker's stinking arm though. Match with Special Referee Demolition Ax: Blacktop Bully made Booker T submit to the Barely Legal in 0:04:47. Rating: -1/4* Booker claims he never submitted. But Mr. Fuji comes out and throws salt in his eyes, before Booker no-sells and lays Fuji out. Ax and Bully run for cover. Konnan and Alex Wright do not like their punishment one bit. Alex Wright does pledge that he will make WWW a whiter brighter fed, but Konnan breaks kayfabe and shouts "I'M A GOD DAMN HISPANIC GUY AND YOU SAY THIS?" leading Alex Wright to dance and fluff his constant erection. The Dungeon of Doom upgrades to having three members face the Wright Konnan. Brother Bruti claims he does not have two faces and Wright won't have one after his sleeper hold. Handicap-Match with Special Referee Dave Sullivan: The Dungeon of Doom (Brother Bruti, Shark and The Yeti) defeated Konnan and Alex Wright when Bruti made A. Wright submit to the Sleeper in 0:04:58. Rating: -1/2* Alex Wright lays motionless in the ring as we see that HHH has entered the building. HHH laughs at Alex Wright and mumbles "I never did get that job back". Then he is confronted by Vince Russo. Russo says that in order to spice up his feud with the Warrior, they will team up to face the hot tag team of The Abortionist and Satanico. HHH does not have a problem with this idea and declares that he is over, or the Game is. Sabu points at the sky. Meng growls a bit with Barbarian and Marty Jannetty. Handicap-Match with Special Referee Jimmy Snuka: The Faces of Fear and Marty Jannetty defeated Sabu when Jannetty pinned Sabu after a flying cross body press in 0:01:32. Rating: -1/4* After the match, Meng turns face and he helps Sabu fight off Marty Jannetty and Barbarian. Tazz gets NO time to talk. The A-Train declares he will run Tazz over and then he blurts out "CHOO CHOO! THE A-TRAIN IS COMING THRU!" Match with Special Referee Big Boss Man: The A-Train pinned Tazz with the Baldo Bomb in 0:03:02. Rating: DUD Bradshaw is hyped up to get Chris Daniels handed to him. But Chris Daniels is not here. Vince Russo assigns Elix Skipper to face Bradshaw. Elix was disturbed since he was talking to CFL coaches about playing for the CFL and getting out of the WWW. Elix and Bradshaw lock up. Elix Canadian whips Bradshaw into the ropes, but Bradshaw reverses it. Elix Canadian misses with a shoulderblock and Bradshaw executes the Clothesline From Hell on Elix Canadian. Bradshaw goes for the pin. Doug Flutie counts: One, two, three. The cheers for Bradshaw are drowning out the boos. Match with Special Referee Doug Flutie: Bradshaw pinned Elix Canadian with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:00:11. Rating: * (Chris Daniels no-showed.) Bradshaw then walks to the back and he's handed a Calgary Stampeders jersey with his name on the back by the coaches. "Bradshaw, that was one hell of a tackle you made. You can help get the CFL a television deal with your financial genius" The Iron Sheik and Sgt. Slaughter are in the back. Slaughter: "ATTENTION!" Sheik: "I ah Former Vurld Champyun, Former Olympic Mexicoah City, Pan Amerlicun Game. Comah ten tousand mile, From the gleatest vlesting countly, From the Tehelan, Ilan. Ilan number one. America hock patooie!" Slaughter: "Uh Sheik, we're facing two Iraqi guys." Sheik: "Jyustin and Jahko are Ilaqis? Come on! Ilaq hock patooie! Jystin is from Nu Yerk!" Slaughter: "IRAQ ATTAQ! YOU MAGGOTS! YOU BETTER NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME AND SHEIK BECAUSE WE'RE OLD! WE'LL KICK YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND MAKE THE TEETH COME OUT OF YOUR ASS. MAGGOTS! GET READY FOR WAR" Meanwhile backstage, the Iraq Attaq (and Victoria) are being questioned about possession of illegal foreign objects. The Iraq Attaq claims to not have any of these objects. No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match with Special Referee The Syrian: The Iraq Attaq defeated Iron Sheik and Sgt. Slaughter when Credible pinned Slaughter after the Greetings from Baghdad in 0:01:26. Rating: -3/4* (The Iraq Attaq retained the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) After the match, the Iron Sheik hobbled off and then the Outsiders came out to beat on the Iraq Attaq wearing special red, white and blue Outsider t-shirts. Then the NOD2003 came out. Then Russo security came out. Michael Cole pledges a heinous buttwhupping to become Shoot champ. Torrie Wilson is still rather unable to act. Al Wilson asks us, "What's a shoot title? where am I?" Tazz's Cousin claims all his friends are in comas, or on probation. Al Wilson executes the Al-e-oop on Michael Cole Al Wilson goes for the pin. The Sandman counts: One, two, three. Michael Cole has been eliminated. You could hear a pin drop. The winner is Al Wilson. Time of match: 0:06:49 Al Wilson executes the Al-e-oop on Tazz's Cousin. A few fans are booing Al Wilson. Al Wilson goes for the pin. The Sandman counts: One, two, three. Tazz's Cousin complains about a fast count. The Sandman hits Tazz's Cousin with a singapore cane to the groin. Tazz's Cousin has been eliminated. A few fans are booing Al Wilson. The winner is Al Wilson. Time of match: 0:14:31 Singapore Cane No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Four Corners Match with Special Referee The Sandman: Al Wilson defeated Torrie Wilson, Michael Cole and Tazz's Cousin: x Wilson beat Cole via the Al-e-oop in 0:06:49 x Cousin beat Torrie via the Amityvile Horror in 0:10:51 x Wilson beat Cousin via the Al-e-oop in 0:14:31 Rating: -*** 1/4 (Al Wilson won the WWW Shoot Title.) Al Wilson celebrates with his new title and his woman. He pledges that he will start a cloning business so he can make an army of Al Wilson clones in Dawn Marie. Meanwhile in the back, Goldberg is lured into breaking a car window and he's kidnapped by Vince Russo's security crew. Triple H tells the Warrior not to mess up tonight, only to discover that the Warrior he was talking to was a WAX DUMMY?!?! DID HHH KILL THE REAL WARRIOR WHEN HE BROKE THE MIRROR? Oh wait, there's the Warrior, lurking with a case labeled 'Magic Smoke'. Now to the match.. They lock up. Satanico begs off. The Ultimate Warrior nails Satanico with a roundhouse right. The Ultimate Warrior takes Satanico down with a running lariat. The Ultimate Warrior is going for the pin. Bam Bam Bigelow counts: One, kickout. The Ultimate Warrior hits a Gorilla Press on Satanico. Satanico begs off. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Satanico. The Ultimate Warrior executes the Big Splash on Satanico. Bam Bam Bigelow counts: One, two, Triple H executes the Pedigree on The Abortionist... three. The crowd is behind The Ultimate Warrior all the way. Match with Special Referee Bam Bam Bigelow: Triple H and The Ultimate Warrior defeated The Abortionist and Satanico when U. Warrior pinned Satanico with the Big Splash in 0:00:33. Rating: -3/4* But then after the Match, the Wall came out and challenged the Warrior to a match. They lock up. The Ultimate Warrior nails The Wall with a Gorilla Press. The crowd is starting to get behind The Ultimate Warrior. The Ultimate Warrior executes the Big Splash on The Wall. Jim Duggan counts: One, two, thr... Triple H drags Jim Duggan out of the ring. The Ultimate Warrior gives the sign for the Big Splash. Sting runs into the ring. The Ultimate Warrior executes the Big Splash on The Wall. Sting counts: One, two, three. There are lots of chants for The Ultimate Warrior. The winner is The Ultimate Warrior. Time of match: 0:00:36 Match with Special Referees Jim Duggan and Sting: The Ultimate Warrior pinned The Wall with the Big Splash in 0:00:36. Rating: -** 1/4 and then Triple H challenged the Warrior to a match right then and there for HHH's title. They lock up. The Ultimate Warrior goes for a vertical suplex, but Triple H counters it with a small package. Pete Rose counts: One, two, kickout. Triple H executes the Pedigree on The Ultimate Warrior. Triple H goes for the pin. Pete Rose counts: One, two, three. Quite a few boos are audible. The winner is Triple H. Time of match: 0:00:23 Match with Special Referee Pete Rose: Triple H pinned The Ultimate Warrior with the Pedigree in 0:00:23. Rating: -* 1/4 (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) Will the PPV match be in jeopardy since HHH beat his challenger two weeks early in just 23 seconds? After the match, Pete Rose is attacked by Kane, then a thug squad of legbreakers attack Kane as Rose pays them off. Pete Rose then hits Kane between the eyes with a baseball bat. Bud Selig then asks Rose if he still has connections to Gamblers. Meanwhile, HHH asks for the Honky Tonk Man to come out. They lock up. Honky Tonk Man whips Triple H into the ropes, but Triple H doesn't budge. Honky Tonk Man gives him a choke hold, but Triple H doesn't budge. Honky Tonk Man runs into the ropes. Triple H hits Honky Tonk Man with a powerslam. Bad News Brown counts: One, two, kickout. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Honky Tonk Man. A portion of the crowd is booing Triple H. Triple H goes for the pin. Bad News Brown counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is cheering Triple H. Match with Special Referee Bad News Brown: Triple H pinned Honky Tonk Man with the Pedigree in 0:00:32. Rating: * (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) After the match, The Warrior runs out and clotheslines HHH. Then he points to the sky and we see X-Pac. Warrior: "SPEAK TO THE WARRIORS! HHH! IN YOUR INTELLECTUAL POSTURING! YOU HAVE LOST VERBAL CONTACT WITH ONE FRIEND OF YOURS WHO YOU HAVE HAD FRIENDSHIP WITH FOR A LONG TIME! TRIPUH ATCH! YOU WILL LOSE IN TWO WEEKS! FOR THE MAN IN THE SKY IS NO LONGER KNOWN TO THESE MORTALS AS ECKS-POC! HE IS NOW THE X-CIPLE! HE IS THE DISCIPLE OF THE NEW FORCE IN WRESTLING, THE FORCE OF TOTAL POWER, THE ONE WARRIOR NATION. TRIPUH ATCH! TWO WEEKS STAND BEFORE YOUR DOOM! BEFORE REALITY LEAVES YOU AND YOU GO TO THE WORLD OF THE WARRIOR. WHERE YOU WILL BE COMPACTED INTO AN EX-CHAMPION. FOR THE WARRIOR SAYETH, AND THE WARRIOR DOETH!" That says it all, doesn't it? Meanwhile X-Ciple tongue-kisses Chyna as HHH doesn't regret dumping her. Maven is walking in the back, when he is attacked by Mr. Pogo and dragged into the ring. Vince Russo orders Mr. Pogo to make sure that Maven is unable to compete in the main event. Match with Special Referee Bozo the Clown: Mr. Pogo pinned Maven after a DDT in 0:02:06. Rating: -* 1/4 Mr. Pogo throws fire at Maven and burns Maven's eyebrows off. HOW WILL MAVEN RECOVER FROM THIS TREMENDOUS LOSS? Meanwhile in the back, 3D and Low Ki are back there.. and HHH storms through seeking a way to make contact with the X-ciple. Jerry Lawler slobbers at the sight of puppies. But the girl tells Jerry that she has a boyfriend who is the High School quarterback. Match with Special Referee The Godfather: Shaggy 2 Dope and Jerry Lawler defeated 3D and Low Ki when Lawler pinned Ki after a gutwrench suplex in 0:05:51. Rating: * 3/4 Jerry Lawler is then led off by the Godfather and his hoes (or escorts, if you prefer) Meanwhile in the back, the faces seek replacements for Goldberg and Maven, and they find replacements in the form of SID and DAVID ARQUETTE. The Heels are rather confident. Match summary: Mongo pins Horowitz early with the Mongo Spike. Heels- 5, Faces- 4 But Sid pins Billy Joe Tolliver with a powerslam, Al Snow pins Road Dogg with the Snow Plow, Piper beats Don Harris with the Sleeper and Sid beats Ron Harris with the powerslam. Faces- 4, Heels- 1 Mongo then pins Sid with the Mongo Spike, fighting off the faces and then pinning Arquette with the Mongo Spike. He then pins Al Snow with the Mongo Spike. Mongo is left to deal with Roddy Piper. And after a close call where Piper was pinned with his feet below the ropes, Piper is able to apply the sleeper and cut off the blood flowing to Mongo's head. Team Piper wins! But give credit to Mongo, for fighting alone for 15 minutes and eliminating four of the people on Piper's team. That Mongo is a real Hoss. Elimination Match with Special Referee Boomer Esiason: Barry Horowitz, Roddy Piper, Al Snow, David Arquette and Sid Vicious beat Sexual Harris-ment, Team Russo and Jesse James 5 falls to 4: x McMichael beat Horowitz via the Mongo Spike in 0:04:32 x Vicious beat Tolliver via a powerslam in 0:06:18 x Snow beat J. Jammes via the Snow Plow in 0:07:58 x Piper beat D. Harris via the Sleeper in 0:16:06 x Vicious beat R. Harris via a powerslam in 0:20:51 x McMichael beat Vicious via the Mongo Spike in 0:21:47 x McMichael beat Arquette via the Mongo Spike in 0:26:12 x McMichael beat Snow via the Mongo Spike in 0:31:42 x Piper beat McMichael via the Sleeper in 0:35:50 Survivors: Roddy Piper Rating: -***** After the match, Team Russo and all of SEX comes out and beats on Piper. Then we cut to HHH. He has found the X-ciple. Xciple and Chyna are attacked by HHH and then the Warrior comes out and shoots silly string at HHH, before getting into a car and driving off with the rest of the oWn. Back in the ring, Russo's men have been confronted by Piper's men in a fight as we fade to black.

Christmas Eve Card.. MAIN EVENT- Vince Russo and Sexual Harris-ment v. Barry Horowitz and Commish Roddy Piper in a 'handicrap match' WWW TITLE- Triple H v. Low Ki in a 'I Quit' match [LOW KI'S PUNISHMENT MATCH] Tag Team titles- Trish Stratus and Victoria v. The Iraq Attaq in a 'Ladder match' Tazz v. Chris Daniels and Michael Cole Elix Hitler v. Goldberg Zenk the Ripper v. X-Pac in a 'street fight' The Abortionist v. Giant Silva in a 'strap match' [ABORTIONIST'S PUNISHMENT MATCH] 3D v. Shaggy 2 Doink in a 'Table match' Three Minute Warning v. The Outsiders v. The Yeti and Shark v. Bling Bling Buchanan and John Cena in a #1 contenders match for the Tag Team titles "El Doinko" (Savio Vega) v. Raven Now.. the results! We start with Vince Russo and SEX talking. They're gonna beat Horowitz and Pipah tonight. But Roddy Piper comes out and accuses SEX member Road Dogg Jesse James (who doesn't wrestle, ever) of killing Brad Armstrong. Raven starts to talk backstage, but he is cut off as we see that TRIPLE H IS DRINKING WATER! HE IS HERE! "El Doinko" Savio Vega talks in Spanish.. and then we see.. THE RETURN OF LOS BORICUAS! They lock up. El Doinko hits a kneelift on Raven. El Doinko hits Raven with a kick to the head. The crowd is starting to get behind El Doinko. El Doinko is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. The crowd is cheering on El Doinko. The winner is El Doinko. Time of match: 0:00:19 El Doinko pinned Raven after a kick to the head in 0:00:19. Rating: * El Doinko celebrates with Los Boricuas as Raven is out cold. Meanwhile, the Abortionist is backstage making baby clothes for Christmas. Giant Silva is.. tall. They lock up. Giant Silva executes a spinebuster slam on The Abortionist James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number one. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number two. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number three. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number four. The crowd is cheering on Giant Silva. Strap Match: Giant Silva defeated The Abortionist in 0:00:15. Rating: 3/4* Zenk the Ripper promises to rip X-Pac a new one... but X-Pac is not here. So Dusty Rhodes is called to replace him. They lock up. Zenk the Ripper goes for a monkey flip, but Dusty Rhodes blocks it. Dusty Rhodes executes a swinging neckbreaker on Zenk the Ripper. The crowd is starting to get behind Dusty Rhodes. Dusty Rhodes executes a dropkick on Zenk the Ripper. Dusty Rhodes executes the Bionic Elbowdrop on Zenk the Ripper. Dusty Rhodes is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dusty Rhodes goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Dusty Rhodes is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dusty Rhodes pinned Zenk the Ripper with the Bionic Elbowdrop in 0:00:27. Rating: -1/2* Zenk the Ripper promises to kill Dusty Rhodes and his family on the 26th Chris Daniels declares that America should remember that Christmas Eve is the time for peace, THAT COMMIE BASTARD! Michael Cole walks up to him and they sing "All you need is love" Tazz puts on his shirt and sweats and tries to remember how to wrestle. Handicap-Match: Chris Daniels and Michael Cole defeated Tazz when Cole pinned Taz with the Smackdown in 0:01:43. Rating: 1/2* Tazz shows his massive shame at losing a match to Michael Cole and he challenges Cole and Daniels to a match on the 26th, where Tazz will have a partner. Elix Hitler goes up to Vince Russo and proposes the name of 'Elix Dixiewrecked'. Russo has no comment. Goldberg punches stuff They lock up. Elix Hitler goes for spinning headscissors, but Bill Goldberg throws him off. Bill Goldberg catches Elix Hitler totally by surprise. Bill Goldberg executes the Jackhammer on Elix Hitler. Bill Goldberg is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Bill Goldberg goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Bill Goldberg is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Bill Goldberg pinned Elix Hitler with the Jackhammer in 0:00:20. Rating: * Goldberg snarls. Russo runs out and yells at Goldberg for squashing Elix. Shaggy 2 Doink is here.. and he's not queer. That's what he says. Meanwhile.. 3D comes out to say that he doesn't feel like facing Shaggy, so he has a replacement. That replacement is Bill DeMott, who reminds us that he's ANGRY and BITTER. Shaggy 2 Dope defeated Bill DeMott via pinfall in 0:04:16. Rating: 1/2* Shaggy asks "Wasn't this supposed to be a table match?" 3D replies with "Oh yeah, my bad" and then 3D beats him down. Rosey and Jamal and Rico are in the back and they are ready. Yeti and Shark are also ready Cena and Buchanan attempt to rap The Outsiders are sober. At least Hall is. Four Corners Match: The Outsiders defeated Rosey and Jamal, The Dungeon of Doom (Shark/The Yeti) and Bling Bling Buchanan and Vanilla Cena: x Jamal beat Yeti via pinfall in 0:01:26 x Jamal beat Cena after the Splash off the top in 0:10:39 x Hall beat Rosey via the Razor's Edge in 0:19:52 Rating: -* 1/2 D'Lo Brown attempts to seal the deal with Molly Holly, but Alex Wright (Revisionist who??) declares that he will make sure that D'Lo's somewhat black self won't get Molly's white booty. D'Lo is displeased. Konnan comes to ringside. Konnan enters the ring and hits D'Lo Brown with a chair. Konnan takes his clothes back from D'Lo Brown. D'Lo Brown asks for a disqualifaction, but Earl Hebner didn't see anything. Tiger Ali Singh enters the ring and hits Alex Wright with a chair. D'Lo Brown seemingly enjoys the boos. Earl Hebner disqualifies D'Lo Brown. A portion of the crowd is booing Alex Wright. Alex Wright defeated D'Lo Brown by disqualification in 0:05:07. Rating: 1/4* After the match, D'Lo gets angry and declares he will reform THE NATION OF DOMINATION next week! The Iraq Attaq declares that they have no weapons of mass destruction hidden in their tights. Trish asks Victoria to stop playing her theme music. The Iraq Attaq defeated Trish Stratus and Victoria when Credible pinned Victoria after the Greetings from Baghdad in 0:03:24. Rating: -3/4* (The Iraq Attaq won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) and after the match, Victoria turns heel on Trish! Victoria's an Iraqi! wait.. didn't they pin Victoria and not Trish? Who cares? It's beatdown time, and the Outsiders save Torrie Low Ki looks like he was told he was gonna lose in 30 seconds, but can he prevail?!?!?! Triple H is pumped and intense They lock up. Triple H catches Low Ki in an armbar submission. Low Ki is inching his way towards the ropes. Low Ki summons one last burst of energy. Low Ki submits after 15 seconds. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Triple H because they want to cheer him but he's a heel. The winner is Triple H. Time of match: 0:00:24 I-Quit Match: Triple H made Low Ki submit to an armbar submission in 0:00:24. Rating: * (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) But then, THE SMOKE OF DEATH comes out and the Ultimate Warrior makes an arm wrestling table appear and he warns Triple H that they will have an arm-wrestling match on the next show. Piper and Horowitz prepare as Horowitz realizes he's gonna carry the team. Russo and Sexual Harris-ment want to make sure that they don't have too much wrestling Handicap-Match: Roddy Piper and Barry Horowitz defeated Sexual Harris-ment and Vince Russo when Piper pinned Russo after a piledriver in 0:09:40. Rating: -** 1/2 Piper beats Russo down with slaps and eye-pokes. Then Goldberg comes down to the ring and we cut to black -------- IN A FEW MOMENTS The 12/26 Card SPECIAL FOOTAGE THAT WE DIDN'T GET ON THE 12/24 SHOW INVOLVING RUSSO AND GOLDBERG! #1 Contenders match for THE BIG GOLD BELT Roddy Piper v. "Rhode Dog" Jesseee Jammees Arm Wrestling Match Triple H v. The Ultimate Warrior GANG WARS BATTLEBOWL TOURNAMENT - Dusty Rhodes and Goldust v. Zenk the Ripper and a partner - Michael Cole and Chris Daniels v. Tazz and a partner - Alex Wright and Konnan v. D'Lo Brown and his NOD partner - 3D and Al Wilson v. Shaggy 2 Dope and Torrie Wilson - Bling Bling Buchanan and John Cena v. Yeti and Shark Winners go to a battle royal Winner of the Battle Royal is the first WWW Shoot Champion Sexual Harris-ment v. Barry Horowitz and Maven The Iraq Attaq and Victoria take on Trish Stratus and The Outsiders Punishment match Raven and Low Ki take on TEAM RUSSO Sid faces Bill DeMott

and right now.. for her pleasure.. it's the LOST WWW CARD THAT SANTA TIME FORGOT! Story: It turns out that after show 7, I posted a lineup for show 8, but I forgot to look at that lineup when I actually did show 8, so I will try and put this in as an extra card.. with two EXTRA matches. The Original Card: FOR THE WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Triple H v. Kevin Nash v. Sid v. David Arquette v. Randy Savage v. Marty Jannetty BIG GOLD BELT MATCH: Vince Russo takes on Dr. Death Steve Williams WWW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner take on HHH and Kevin Nash Vince's "best match punishment" goes to DDP and Mr. Hughes. DDP will take on The Undertaker Mr. Hughes will face The Head Hunters Lex Luger and Sting face The Abortionist and El Satanico Kane and RVD take on the Island Boys Test, Hall and NAO take on The Godwinns, Honky Tonk Man and Palumbo Bradshaw and Stevie Ray take on Jeff Hardy and a partner Kamala and Akeem face Barry Windham and Curt Hennig it turns out that when I scheduled Kane/RVD v. Three Minute Warning on October 24th, 2002. It's happen on December 24th, 2002. I AM A VISIONARY! but.. here are some changes. The Tag Team title match is now.. The Iraq Attaq (Justin Credible and Jack Victory) v. Kurt Angle and Rick Steiner Kevin Nash replaces Test in the 8 man tag. The 6 man title match will now just be a five man #1 contenders match with the winner facing Triple H in the main event. The extra matches: Tazz's Cousin takes on Sabu for the Shoot title in a Barb Wire Match Al Wilson will face Shaggy 2 Dope in a Table match. Sign your daughter up.. it's time for extra action! Vince Russo welcomes us to a special episode of WWW. Then he claims it's all a shoot. He also claims he's gonna beat the living hell out of Steve Williams, but then he realizes that Williams is in Japan, so he's gonna beat up Ric Flair tonight. Akeem can't make it for his match since he cannot fit into his outfit, therefore D'Lo gets to fill in. Nation of Domination 2K3 (D'Lo Brown and Kamala) defeated Curt Hennig and Barry Windham when D'Lo pinned Curt Hennig with his special move in 0:09:44. Rating: 3/4* Bradshaw and Stevie Ray defeated Jeff Hardy and Lita when Bradshaw pinned Lita with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:02:34. Rating: -1/4* Barbed Wire Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Tazz's Cousin made Sabu submit to a Boston crab in 0:03:51. Rating: *** (Tazz's Cousin retained the WWW Shoot Title.) Backstage, Vince Russo is angry. He tells Tazz's Cousin that he will have Hell to Pay for that match. Three-Minute Warning defeated Kane and Rob Van Dam when Jamal pinned Kane after hitting him with a steel chair in 0:07:03. Rating: * 1/4 They're brawling inside the ring area. Shaggy 2 Dope knocks Al Wilson into the ringpost. Shaggy 2 Dope goes for a kick to the midsection, but Al Wilson counters it with a dragon screw. Al Wilson uses a spinebuster on Shaggy 2 Dope. Al Wilson sets up Shaggy 2 Dope on the table. Al Wilson executes a legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. A few fans are booing Al Wilson. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Al Wilson. Table Match: Al Wilson defeated Shaggy 2 Dope by putting him through a table in 0:03:50. Rating: -**** The Abortionist and Satanico defeated The Dudes With Attitudes (Lex Luger and Sting) when Abortionist pinned Luger with the Alley Way Special in 0:05:16. Rating: -* 1/2 Handicap-Match: Mr. Hughes defeated The Head Hunters when Mr. Hughes pinned Head Hunter A with the Sidewalk Slam in 0:03:39. Rating: 3/4* Casket Match: The Undertaker defeated Diamond Dallas Page in 0:02:43. Rating: 3/4* The New Age Outlaws and The Outsiders defeated Honky Tonk Man, Chuck Palumbo, New Jack and Mideon when J. Jammes pinned Mideon with the Pumphandle Slam in 0:00:22. Rating: -1/2* (Mark Canterbury no-showed.) The Iraq Attaq defeated Kurt Angle and Rick Steiner when Credible pinned K. Angle after the Greetings from Baghdad in 0:04:20. Rating: 1/4* (The Iraq Attaq retained the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) No-Countout-No-DQ-5-Man Royal Rumble: Marty Jannetty won a 5-man Royal Rumble: x Vicious and Savage started out. x Vicious defeated Savage after a choke slam in 0:00:28 x Kevin Nash entered at 0:01:00 x Vicious threw out Nash in 0:01:09 x David Arquette entered at 0:02:00 x Marty Jannetty entered at 0:03:00 x Jannetty threw out Arquette after a German suplex in 0:04:18 x Jannetty threw out Vicious after a flying cross body press in 0:05:21 Rating: -**** 3/4 Vince Russo made Ric Flair submit to a figure-four leglock in 0:01:55. Rating: -* 1/4 (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) They lock up. Triple H uses a fist to the midsection on Marty Jannetty. Triple H hits a side suplex on Marty Jannetty. Triple H uses a flying axhandle on Marty Jannetty. Quite a few boos are audible. Triple H runs into the ropes. Triple H misses with an elbow. Triple H hits Marty Jannetty with an elbow. Triple H uses a roundhouse right on Marty Jannetty. Triple H hits Marty Jannetty with a hiptoss. Triple H whips Marty Jannetty into the turnbuckle. Marty Jannetty whips Triple H into the ropes. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Marty Jannetty. Triple H goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Triple H is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Triple H pinned Marty Jannetty with the Pedigree in 0:01:07. Rating: 1/2* (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) -------------- The modifed card for tomorrow, or Monday.

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Card: Tournament- Norman Smiley v. Marty Jannetty The Undertaker v. Al Greene Kane v. HHH Randy Savage v. The Abortionist Jeff Jarrett and X-Pac v. Sid and a partner Other matches- Big Gold Belt match: Vince Russo faces recent WWE firee name withheld, will Russo lose his belt to this man who was recently fired from the WWE? Billy and Chuck (w/ their stylist Honky Tonk Man) v. King Kong Bundy and Road Dogg Dr. Death v. Bart Gunn in Brawl for All Testmaster v. Albert in a 'winner wears pants' match "The Parka" Diamond Dallas Page v. Mr. Hughes Kurt Angle faces Nailz. Stevie Ray and Bradshaw v. Jeff Hardy and Alex Wright in a 'soap on a rope' match and more! ---------- Russo promises the former WWE star is big and he has held titles many times. Dusty makes comments before the obligitory pointless feud match. The Kamala Connection defeated Dusty Rhodes and Barry Windham when Kamala pinned Windham with the Air Africa in 0:04:24. Rating: -3/4* After the match, Windham walked around thinking about who he could get to defeat Kamala. Who would tame the wildbeast? Nash challenged Al Greene for a match where if Nash won, he would take Greene's spot in the tournament Kevin Nash pinned Al Greene with the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:00:26. Rating: -* Sid revealed his special partner as David Arquette. Arquette says he wants the world title so he can take on Russo again Sid Vicious and David Arquette defeated Russo Order (Jeff Jarrett and X-Pac) when Vicious pinned Jarrett with the Power Bomb in 0:06:59. Rating: -** 1/2 (Sid Vicious and David Arquette won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) Strap Match: Marty Jannetty pinned Norman Smiley with the Showstopper in 0:07:27. Rating: 1/2* Nash trains in the back They lock up. The Undertaker goes for a kneelift, but Kevin Nash side-steps and The Undertaker only hits air. Quite a few boos are audible. Kevin Nash runs into the ropes. Kevin Nash uses a lariat on The Undertaker. Kevin Nash tries to put The Undertaker in the Casket. Kevin Nash stuffs The Undertaker in the Casket. Kevin Nash closes the lid. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The winner is Kevin Nash. Time of match: 0:00:27 Casket Match: Kevin Nash defeated The Undertaker in 0:00:27. Rating: * Undertaker is carried off, where he just refuses to take time off HHH shows a video of himself dressed as Kane robbing a 7-11 Buried Alive Match: Triple H defeated Kane in 0:11:30. Rating: 1/2* Triple H smirks at his win The Abortionist is gonna take Elizabeth's womb, Randy doesn't care, Lex Luger is pissed Dumpster Match: Randy Savage defeated The Abortionist in 0:04:22. Rating: 1/4* After the match, Lex Luger climbs out of the dumpster and attacks the Abortionist Coal Miner's Glove Match: Stevie Ray and Bradshaw defeated Jeff Hardy and Alex Wright when Bradshaw pinned A. Wright with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:04:30. Rating: DUD After the match: Bradshaw carries Wright away for some loving. Jeff Hardy challenges Stevie and Bradshaw for next week Electric Chair Match: Nailz defeated Kurt Angle in 0:01:39. Rating: -3/4* Angle is electrocuted in the chair, but then HHH comes out, he rips Angle out of the chair, Pedigrees him and then injects a 'lethal injection' into Angle's arm. Mr. Hughes pinned Diamond Dallas Page with the Sidewalk Slam in 0:02:39. Rating: * Mr Hughes then took Kim Page home with him Albert did not show up, but then Naked Mideon came out [Winner wears pants]: Mideon pinned The Testmaster with the Eye Opener in 0:03:04. Rating: DUD (Albert no-showed.) Test groaned at his lack of pants, as Mideon rubbed his pants. Brawl For All: Bart Gunn defeated Steve Williams via first-round technical knockout at the 02:10 mark. Jim Ross then threw a bottle of BBQ sauce at Bart Gunn. Billy Gunn and Honky Tonk Man defeated King Kong Bundy and Jesse James when B. Gunn pinned Bundy with the Fame-Asser in 0:06:55. Rating: -1/2* After the match, Billy and Road Dogg turned on their partners to reform the NAO for no reason, then we had a match when Scott Hall wandered out Old World Order (Honky Tonk Man and King Kong Bundy) and Chuck Palumbo defeated The New Age Outlaws and Scott Hall when Bundy pinned J. Jammes after a powerslam in 0:10:47. Rating: DUD The Undertaker, Kane and Norman Smiley defeated Rosey, Jamal and Rico when Kane pinned Rosey with the Tombstone in 0:03:14. Rating: 1/2* HHH/Nash train for their match, by exercising their Quads and spitting water. David Arquette catches Triple H totally by surprise. A small "David Arquette" chant is being started. David Arquette executes the Diamond Cutter on Triple H. David Arquette goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, Kevin Nash makes the save. Triple H gives the sign for the Pedigree. Triple H executes the Pedigree on David Arquette. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Triple H goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winners are The Klique. Time of match: 0:09:11 Triangle Match: The Klique (Kevin Nash and Triple H) defeated Sid Vicious and David Arquette and Marty Jannetty and Randy Savage when HHH pinned Arquette with the Pedigree in 0:09:11. Rating: -** 3/4 (The Klique (Kevin Nash and Triple H) won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) and the former WWE star is....... SHAWN STASIAK! meanwhile backstage, the HGH-puffed up Kurt Angle attacks HHH, Scott Steiner also shows up to proclaim that he is gonna screw HHH. Match: Shawn Stasiak throws Vince Russo back into the ring. Shawn Stasiak executes the Neckbreaker on Vince Russo. Shawn Stasiak is starting to get more cheers than boos. Shawn Stasiak goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Ed Ferrara distracts Earl Hebner. Shawn Stasiak runs into the ropes. Shawn Stasiak executes a clothesline on Vince Russo. Shawn Stasiak hits a series of stomps on Vince Russo. Shawn Stasiak is starting to get more cheers than boos. Vince Russo does the Bronco Buster. A portion of the crowd is booing Vince Russo. He goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Earl Hebner is back on the job. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is cheering Vince Russo. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:04:57 Vince Russo pinned Shawn Stasiak with his special move in 0:04:57. Rating: -* 1/4 (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) Next card: FOR THE WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Triple H v. Kevin Nash v. Sid v. David Arquette v. Randy Savage v. Marty Jannetty BIG GOLD BELT MATCH: Vince Russo takes on Dr. Death Steve Williams WWW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner take on HHH and Kevin Nash Vince's "best match punishment" goes to DDP and Mr. Hughes. DDP will take on The Undertaker Mr. Hughes will face The Head Hunters Lex Luger and Sting face The Abortionist and El Satanico Kane and RVD take on the Island Boys Test, Hall and NAO take on The Godwinns, Honky Tonk Man and Palumbo Bradshaw and Stevie Ray take on Jeff Hardy and a partner Kamala and Akeem face Barry Windham and Curt Hennig MAKE PREDICTIONS FOR WWW8 NOW!

If you need a link to World's Worst Wrestling. Go to the Fantasy booking forum. Here are the main storylines in World's Worst Wrestling. You, the reader, will tell me if it fits the name of the promotion, if it's just totally asinine, if it's satire or if it is superb. Storyline #1: The Insane Clown Posse breakup/feud Background: Vince Russo was to defend his Big Gold title against John Cena, but both ICP members challenged Cena to a three-way match where Shaggy pinned Violent J. In the match, Shaggy pinned J to get the title shot. But then during the match, Violent J tossed Russo a roll of quarters and Russo KOed Shaggy. Violent J then revealed that it was a setup all along, that he met with Russo to make the plan. Then he laid down for Shaggy. Then he tossed Russo some quarters. Violent J then declared ICP to be dead and renamed himself '3D' (Douglas Donovan Davis, or something). Since then, 3D has tried to not have a match with Shaggy, putting Shaggy in with Bill DeMott or having a tag match where he teamed with Al Wilson. Unconfirmed rumor: 3D and Al Wilson will team up as "The New Insane Clown Posse" So.. DOES IT WORK? IS IT CRAPPY ENOUGH? Storyline #2: The Game-uh. The Warri-uh. So far, the Warrior appeared out of smoke to attack HHH. Then they had an arm wrestling match where the Warrior used his smoke to beat HHH, then he beat X-Pac. They have a match set up for WWW's PPV. Does it work? Storyline #3: Russo and Piper and Goldberg and TEAM RUSSO This started with the mysterious apperance of Roddy Piper, who decided to accuse Russo and random workers of murdering random people. Don't call Roddy crazy, this is a shoot, brah! But after a Russo/Sexual Harris-ment v. Piper/Horowitz match where Piper pinned Russo, Goldberg beat up Russo, and then Russo slipped on the mat and injured his leg. Russo hired Team Russo to protect him. Team Russo has their connections to Goldberg. Team Russo member #1 is Steve McMichael who feuded with Goldberg for two months and hit him with a pipe. Team Russo member #2 is Billy Joe Tolliver, who played on the Falcons with Goldberg for two years. Now, since Piper beat Road Dogg in a #1 contenders match, Roddy Piper and Vince Russo will collide at the first WWW PPV for the title. Now.. it's time for a small quiz.. The best original name/gimmick in WWW. 1. Sexual Harris-ment (Don Harris and Ron Harris) 2. The Iraq Attaq (Hussein Credible [Aldo] and Abdul bin Cameljockey [Jack Victory]) 3. D'Lo Brown and his Nation of Domination 2003 (made up of D'Lo, Kamala, Mr. Hughes and Koko B. Ware) 4. Team Russo (Mongo and Billy Joe) 5. Zenk the Ripper (Tom Zenk), Pro Wrestling's first pretty boy serial killer 6. Elix Canadian. The guy who couldn't get out of being named 'Elix Hitler' for about two weeks. Will being Canadian be worse than what he had before? 7. Al Wilson. Super-stud. Actually, it's not just a gimmick, it's a lifestyle. ---- Special feature.. The Best W.W.W. matches Barbed Wire Board Nail Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Rick Steamboat made Ric Flair submit to a double chickenwing submission in 0:03:42. Rating: *** Ladder Match: Triple H defeated Shawn Michaels in 0:20:00. Rating: *** [sodomy Match]: I-Quit Match: Norman Smiley made Bradshaw submit to the Norman Conquest in 0:08:05. Rating: *** [Over the Top, Off with the Top Match]: No-Countout-No-DQ-2-Man Battle Royal: Jerry Lawler won a 2-man Battle Royal: x Lawler threw out Parka after an atomic drop in 0:03:32 Rating: *** [Corpse Fuckin Match]: Ladder Match: Kurt Angle made Triple H submit to the Ankle Lock in 0:04:09. Rating: *** ----- as for the worst.. it's all supposed to be bad. ---- the fun thing about WWW. Vince, Steph, Vince and Jerry Jarrett provide me with my material. Now.. provide some feedback. Maybe some criticism also. and show your love to Team Russo and Sexual Harris-ment