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or they could coax Eric Crouch out of retirement to be a double-threat.. he can be a reciever and a QB!

I'd imagine that for whenever RAW and Smackdown come on, they'd want to put on something to get people to turn to RAW and Smackdown so they wouldn't split the ratings and lower the ratings on UPN and TNN. Maybe those hours can have 'infomericals' for stuff that wrestling fans would want. but.. why would Vince want to show the good stuff from the past when his product sucks now. Wouldn't that wake more people up to the crappiness of his product. Another WWE channel show idea: Before they were Superstars. Airing matches of WWE superstars when they are just jobbers or newcomers to wrestling

BIG GOLD BELT TITLE MATCH HISTORY! W.W.W. 2: Two-out-of-three-Falls Falls-Count-Anywhere Match for the vacant Big Gold Belt Vince Russo beat Eric Bischoff 2 falls to 1: x Bischoff beat Russo via the Fed-Ex-ecution in 0:02:46 x Russo beat Bischoff via the Crash TV in 0:12:21 x Russo beat Bischoff via a small package in 0:18:04 Rating: -*** 3/4 (Vince Russo won the Big Gold Belt.) W.W.W. 3: Vince Russo pinned Jerry Lawler after hitting him with brass knuckles in 0:03:50. Rating: -1/2* (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) W.W.W. 4: Handcuff Match Vince Russo pinned Chyna with the Crash TV in 0:05:20. Rating: -**** 1/2 (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) W.W.W. 5: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Ladder Match David Arquette defeated Vince Russo in 0:24:17. Rating: -***** (David Arquette won the Big Gold Belt.) W.W.W. 6: No-Countout-No-DQ-Cage Match Vince Russo defeated David Arquette by escaping the cage in 0:06:09. Rating: -***** (Vince Russo won the Big Gold Belt.) W.W.W. 7: Vince Russo pinned Shawn Stasiak with his special move in 0:04:57. Rating: -* 1/4 (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) W.W.W. 8: Vince Russo pinned Shaggy 2 Dope after hitting him with a roll of quarters in 0:10:25. Rating: -* 1/2 (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) HISTORY OF THE W.W.W. TITLE: W.W.W. 8: No-Countout-No-DQ-2-Man Battle Royal for the vacant WWW Title Triple H won a 2-man Battle Royal: x HHH threw out Iron Sheik after a flying axhandle in 0:00:39 Rating: -** 1/4 (Triple H won the WWW Title.) W.W.W. 9 (12/22): Handicap-Submission Match Triple H defeated John Cena and Bling Bling Buchanan when HHH made Buchanan submit to a sleeperhold in 0:09:49. Rating: -1/2* (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) W.W.W. 10 (12/24): I-Quit Match Triple H made Low Ki the Iranian submit to an armbar submission in 0:00:24. Rating: * (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) HISTORY OF THE WWW TAG TEAM TITLES W.W.W. 5: [Capture the Midget]: Ladder Match for the vacant World's Worst Tag Team Titles X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett defeated Sid Vicious and Paul Wight in 0:11:20. Rating: -*** (X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) W.W.W. 6: Buried Alive Match: Russo Order (Jeff Jarrett and X-Pac) defeated Alex Wright and Jeff Hardy in 0:01:50. Rating: * 1/4 (Russo Order (Jeff Jarrett and X-Pac) retained the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) W.W.W. 7: Sid Vicious and David Arquette defeated Russo Order (Jeff Jarrett and X-Pac) when Vicious pinned Jarrett with the Power Bomb in 0:06:59. Rating: -** 1/2 (Sid Vicious and David Arquette won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) Triangle Match The Klique (Kevin Nash and Triple H) defeated Sid Vicious and David Arquette and Marty Jannetty and Randy Savage when HHH pinned Arquette with the Pedigree in 0:09:11. Rating: -** 3/4 (The Klique (Kevin Nash and Triple H) won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) W.W.W. 9 (12/22): Trish Stratus and Victoria defeated The Outsiders when Victoria pinned Hall with the Slingshot Legdrop in 0:07:51. Rating: 1/4* (Trish Stratus and Victoria won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) W.W.W. 10 (12/24): The Iraq Attaq defeated Trish Stratus and Victoria when Credible pinned Victoria after the Greetings from Baghdad in 0:03:24. Rating: -3/4* (The Iraq Attaq won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) WWW SHOOT TITLE: No-Countout-No-DQ-10-Man Royal Rumble for the vacant WWW Shoot Title: Tazz's Cousin won a 10-man Royal Rumble: x Zenk the Ripper and D'Lo started out. x Ripper threw out D'Lo after a monkey flip in 0:00:43 x Bling Bling Buchanan entered at 0:01:00 x Koko B. Ware entered at 0:02:00 x K. B. Ware defeated Ripper after the Ghostbuster in 0:02:29 x K. B. Ware defeated Buchanan after a flying forearm in 0:02:52 x Tazz entered at 0:03:00 x Tazz threw out K. B. Ware after a belly-to-belly suplex in 0:03:28 x Torrie Wilson entered at 0:04:00 x Torrie threw out Taz after a punch in 0:04:11 x Blacktop Bully entered at 0:05:00 x Tazz's Cousin entered at 0:06:00 x John Cena entered at 0:07:00 x Shaggy 2 Dope entered at 0:08:00 x Bully threw out Cena in 0:09:03 x Bully defeated Shaggy after the Backbreaker in 0:10:52 x Cousin defeated Torrie after the Amityvile Horror in 0:13:30 x Cousin threw out Bully in 0:13:37 (Tazz's Cousin won the WWW Shoot Title.) That's all folks!

Bush Grants First Pardons of Presidency Mon Dec 23, 4:26 PM ET Add White House - AP to My Yahoo! By SCOTT LINDLAW, Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON - President Bush (news - web sites) has pardoned seven Americans for an array of mostly minor offenses, from a Mississippi man who tampered with a car odometer to a postal employee who stole $10.90 from the mail, the White House announced Monday. The seven were the first pardons of his administration. Bush also pardoned a Tennessee man sentenced in 1962 for making untaxed whiskey; an Oregon man convicted in 1966 in a grain-theft conspiracy; an Iowa man sentenced in 1989 for lying to the Social Security Administration (news - web sites); a Washington state man sentenced in 1972 for stealing $38,000 worth of copper wire; and a Wisconsin minister who refused to be inducted into the military, sentenced in 1957. Bush granted the pardons on Friday, but the White House announced his pardons on Monday with little fanfare. Bush maintained a long-standing tradition by doing it near the holidays. While he personally approved the pardons, the announcement was made by the Department of Justice (news - web sites), with the White House quietly signing off. Bush is spending part of the Christmas week at Camp David. "What all these cases have in common is that each pardon recipient committed a relatively minor offense many years ago, completed his prison sentence or probation and paid any fine, and has gone on to live an exemplary life and to be a positive force in his community," said Ashley Snee, a White House spokeswoman. Pardons have become a politically delicate presidential prerogative in recent years. President Clinton (news - web sites) left office two years ago touched by scandal after a spree of controversial last-minute pardons, including one for fugitive financier Marc Rich (news - web sites), the ex-husband of Democratic financial contributor Denise Rich. The first President Bush ignited a firestorm at the end of his presidency by pardoning former Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger. The seven people Bush pardoned: _Kenneth Franklin Copley of Lyles, Tenn. Sentenced to two years probation in 1962 for manufacturing untaxed whiskey. _Harlan Paul Dobas of Portland, Ore. Sentenced to three months in jail in 1966 for conspiracy involving the sale of grain stolen from his employer. _Stephen James Jackson of Picayune, Miss. Sentenced to three years probation and fined $500 in 1993 for altering an odometer. _Douglas Harley Rogers of Brookfield, Wis. A Jehovah's Witnesses minister sentenced to two years in jail in 1957 for failing to report for military induction. _Walter F. Schuerer of Amana, Iowa. Fined $15,000 in 1989 for making a false statement to the Social Security Administration regarding his employment. _Paul Herman Wieser of Tacoma, Wash. Sentenced to 18 months probation in 1972 for stealing $38,000 worth of copper wire. _Olgen Williams of Indianapolis. A postal worker sentenced to one year in jail in 1971 for stealing $10.90 from the mail. -------------- I'm guessing the President had somebody read off random pardons and the ones that made him laugh the most got the pardons.. $38,000 of Copper Wire? altering an odometer? It's nice to know the President is one of those leaders who clears the name of guys who got put on probation over 20 years ago for random crimes. I guess that this will be the trend of Bush pardons. Next year.. Bush pardons a man who got a speeding ticket in 1971. Meanwhile.. non-violent people who committed trivial drug offenses don't get anything from Mr. President this year. It's a shame they didn't steal any copper wire, or else could be pardoned

Now, let me say that I am not bashing you for your faith. I also have Christian beliefs. I am bashing you because you are an idiot. oh yeah.. the fact that you started a damn thread to celebrate your post count is really lame. The purpose of this thread, as you state it, is to celebrate. Who the fuck is celebrating? We don't have a RobJohnstone fan club here, do we? I'm gonna probably go to bed soon, it's 2:45 here. I'll sleep, which is being lazy, which is socialist. Sleep is socialist. "All good John Birchers must stay awake for 5 days straight!"

*resists replying with "Yeah, I'm good at this, much better than your grammar"* RobStone, what do you ask of me? you want me to state some of the same stuff you got earlier when you had your evolution/creation debate? Just cuddle with some Carbon 14 and think that Man walked with the Dinosaurs. Oooook?

1. Summerslam 2. Wrestlemania 3. No Mercy 4. Royal Rumble 5. Survivor Series 6. Armageddon 7. Backlash 8. Judgement Day 9. Unforgiven 10. Vengence 11. King of the Ring 12. No Way Out

Uh.. what did you say RobStone? if that wasn't meant as an insult to me, was it meant as an insult to you? You'd be an expert on looking like a horses ass, wouldn't you?

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I got a Buffalo Sabres t-shirt. I live in Missouri. I never watch hockey. Ooooook... everything else was good.. I don't know what I'll do with another old Navy gift card.. but I figure it can be used for something

I am still amused at Rob calling marijuana a socialist drug. True fact, Lenin smoking a fat one and stayed up alllllll night on that sealed train that went to Russia. So.. is masturbation socialist, because that can make somebody lazy and tired also. Marijuana and Cocaine are illegal thru the hard work of the Hearsts, who used racial stereotypes and fear to get people to support them. They pitched the idea to people that black people smoked pot and then got white women, or became violent. It was a racist BS campaign. Marijuana won't be legal for a long time. People who have a huge say in the government would be run out of business if people could grow hemp and marijuana. Our Government is content with the idiotic commericals such as 'You buy drugs, Carlos shoots this girl in Colombia and you're a terrorist" or "Smoke pot and you'll shoot someone's eye out". I guess the Internet is socialist because it makes you lazy (and you sit in a chair for hours)

I should smoke some SOCIALIST MARIJUANA and then call you back. It's not my problem that you're a Creationist. It's not my problem that you're a consistant jackass Let me connect your posts to a problem. Reading your posts causes the braincells of forum members to die Lack of intelligence causes socialism therefore, your posts are socialist. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW SUCKA!?!?!?! You socialist! Hell, after that, you should use some Carbon 14 on yourself and see if you're 15,000 years old. Then you can watch some Socialist Television and eat a Socialist turkey (Turkey meat makes you groggy and lazy) and then you can masturbate and since that makes you lazy and tired, it's socialist! Johnstone, it's not that I think you're wrong, it's that I think you're a complete horses ass and I was making a joke at your expense to say that you were unevolved. to quote you.. "I'm telling you, pat buchanen is what we need in office." to quote myself about that quote.. "What a jackass! Rob Stone, arch-conservative, voting for Pat Buchanan, advocate of no war with Iraq. He must have eaten paint chips when he was a kid" Don't worry RobStone, we know you don't have a clue. We know that you can't take a joke. Geez RobStone.. your telling me to grow up.. well, you need to get a fucking clue.

so.. I assume that Bill DeMott was an angry bitter bully again this week. I try not to watch his segments. although I'd need them for W.W.W. material.. bleh.. so what?

this thread is as ghey as an Elton John concert

I think the solution is in my hands. Al Wilson must marry Dawn Marie then they will take in John Cena and B2 as their adopted family. The Al Wilson Family will then win the SD Tag belts!

I doubt Big Show could fit into his Captain Insano outfit. But he should try to look like the other two guys on Team Angle. Even if they look like god damn American Gladiators. Team Angle can't beat Team Russo (Mongo and Billy Joe Tolliver) [cheap plug for my WWW e-fed on the fantasy board]

The Card (since you won't just look up to see it) SPECIAL FOOTAGE THAT WE DIDN'T GET ON THE 12/24 SHOW INVOLVING RUSSO AND GOLDBERG! #1 Contenders match for THE BIG GOLD BELT Roddy Piper v. "Rhode Dog" Jesseee Jammees Arm Wrestling Match Triple H v. The Ultimate Warrior GANG WARS BATTLEBOWL TOURNAMENT - Dusty Rhodes and Goldust v. Zenk the Ripper and a partner - Michael Cole and Chris Daniels v. Tazz and a partner - Alex Wright and Konnan v. D'Lo Brown and his NOD partner - 3D and Al Wilson v. Shaggy 2 Dope and Torrie Wilson - Bling Bling Buchanan and John Cena v. Yeti and Shark Winners go to a battle royal Winner of the Battle Royal is the first WWW Shoot Champion Sexual Harris-ment v. Barry Horowitz and Maven The Iraq Attaq and Victoria take on Trish Stratus and The Outsiders Punishment match Raven and Low Ki take on TEAM RUSSO Sid faces Bill DeMott ------ Now.. the results! We start off by showing you the unaired footage from last week. Goldberg pummeled Russo, leaving him out to dry, then after he left, Russo got up, slipped on a wet spot and fractured his upper leg bone. Russo will be out of action for two weeks. Meanwhile in the back, Triple H arrives. Kevin Sullivan informs Shark that he has been taken out of the tag match and replaced with Rikishi. Why Rikishi? "because he'z nevah lost ta them rappers Cenuh and BeeToo" Cena and Bling Bling have some words to your mother to send her. And in a shocker, Cena and Buchanan defeat Rikishi for the first time ever. Sullivan is in shock. Of course, Buchanan pinned Rikishi. But Sullivan is called off by the voice that talks to him exclusively, the Master, for re-gimmicking. John Cena and Bling Bling Buchanan defeated Rikishi and The Yeti when Buchanan pinned Rikishi with the Censor Kick in 0:02:37. Rating: 1/4* Meanwhile, Al Wilson and the former Violent J are interviewed by Todd Pettingil. They compliment him on his latest recordings. Then Al Wilson tries to act, and fails. Torrie Wilson does not look pleased to have to be around Shaggy 2 Dope. Can you blame her? Torrie Wilson and Shaggy 2 Dope defeated 3D and Al Wilson when Shaggy pinned 3D with the Top-Rope Legdrop in 0:02:29. Rating: -*** Alex Wright and Konnan declare it is their mission to show the power of the Nordic White race. That's right. Konnan's reason for doing this. "Yo homes, I gotta get a job somewhere." Meanwhile, D'Lo Brown introduces his Nation of Domination. The members are him, Koko B. Ware, Kamala and Mr. Hughes. WE ARE THE NATION.. OF DOMINATION. Oh yeah, the offical rappers for NOD 2003 are John Cena and Bling Bling Buchanan. Nation of Domination 2K3 (D'Lo Brown and Koko B. Ware) defeated Alex Wright and Konnan when K. B. Ware pinned Konnan with the Ghostbuster in 0:05:42. Rating: * Michael Cole and Chris Daniels play the guitar and sing Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind" Tazz's partner is his cousin. Chris Chetti is thrilled to finally be named what he's been called for 8 years. Tazz and Tazz's Cousin defeated Michael Cole and Chris Daniels when Taz pinned Cole after a belly-to-back suplex in 0:02:10. Rating: -3/4* Dusty Rhodes and Goldust would be sharing in hilarity, but Triple H just let X-Pac into the arena, so that is shown instead. Zenk's partner wants revenge on the Rhodes. That name is Blacktop Bully. He wants revenge on Dustin for Uncensored 1995 and the King of the Road match. Zenk the Ripper and Blacktop Bully defeated Dusty Rhodes and Goldust when Bully pinned Dusty Rhodes with the Backbreaker in 0:05:50. Rating: -* and the pool of 10 for the Shoot title: Cena, B^2, Shaggy 2 Dope, Torrie Wilson, D'Lo Brown, Koko B. Ware, Tazz, Tazz's Cousin, Zenk the Ripper and Blacktop Bully Sid says some stuff.. translations will come later Meanwhile, Bill DeMott didn't get anything for Christmas, because he has no family, because they think he sucks, but he is bitter and angry! Bill DeMott pinned Sid Vicious with the No Laughing Matter in 0:02:48. Rating: -** Trish and the Outsiders study strategy. Scott Hall proposes they beat The Iraq Attaq by getting 'that sucker Jack Victory'. The Iraq Attaq and Victoria listen to Victoria's theme and chant in Arabic. But the match is not to be! As Los Boricuas and their Chica, Jackie Gayda, run out to take part in the match. But then The Kiss Demon, Bradshaw and Linda Miles run out. How will this end? They lock up. Scott Hall executes a back suplex on Jackie Gayda. Scott Hall is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scott Hall. Four Corners Match: The Outsiders and Trish Stratus defeated The Iraq Attaq and Victoria, Los Boricuas (Miguel Perez Jr./Savio Vega) and Jackie Gayda and The KISS Demon, Bradshaw and Linda Miles when Hall pinned J. Gayda after a back suplex in 0:00:10. Rating: -1/4* Sexual Harris-ment comes out with Vince Russo (who is on crutches). They talk for a little bit, and then they announce Team Russo. Coming out first.. a man who was Goldberg's teammate on the Atlanta Falcons from 1992 to 1993, he lives in Dallas, Texas, he played college ball at Texas Tech. Former Charger, Falcon, Oiler, Chief and Saint, Billy Joe Tolliver! "Billy Joe played with Goldberg and Billy Joe could have snapped Goldberg any time he felt like it." Coming out second.. a man who met up with Goldberg and claims to hold an early victory over him. Former Chicago Bear, holder of a Super Bowl ring, Steve Mongo McMichael! Meanwhile, Raven and Low Ki don't get interview time. They just come out. This is their punishment for being in good matches last show. Team Russo defeated Raven and Low Ki when McMichael pinned Raven with the Mongo Spike in 0:05:43. Rating: -* 1/2 After the match, Low Ki begs for, and recieves, forgiveness from Vince Russo. Oh yeah, Elix Hitler came out and he was granted a new name. Elix Canadian. Joy joy joy! Sexual Harris-ment is still around the ring. Horowitz and Maven talk in the back and Horowitz tells Maven he better have his dropkick ready and he better be excited to be Barry Horowitz's protege. Barry Horowitz and Maven defeated Sexual Harris-ment when Maven pinned R. Harris with the Maven Effect in 0:07:20. Rating: -* 1/4 After the match, Al Snow runs down to the ring and beats Barry Horowitz into a bloody pulp for trying to be Maven's protege. Maven urges Snow to stop. ("I wasn't trying to replace you Mr. Snow!") Meanwhile, Rico is mad at Three Minute Warning for losing so match. But NOD2003 comes by and challenges 3MW to a match. Nation of Domination 2K3 (Kamala and Mr. Hughes) defeated Three-Minute Warning when Kamala pinned Jamal with the Air Africa in 0:04:55. Rating: DUD After the match, Rico yells at 3MW, and they beat him into a pile of jelly. Come on! you can't screw with Samoans, they'll kick your ass. We see the Shoot Title carried to ringside. It has a microphone on the main panel and "Crash TV" on the sides. No-Countout-No-DQ-10-Man Royal Rumble for the vacant WWW Shoot Title: Tazz's Cousin won a 10-man Royal Rumble: x Zenk the Ripper and D'Lo Brown started out. x Ripper threw out D'Lo after a monkey flip in 0:00:43 x Bling Bling Buchanan entered at 0:01:00 x Koko B. Ware entered at 0:02:00 x K. B. Ware defeated Ripper after the Ghostbuster in 0:02:29 x K. B. Ware defeated Buchanan after a flying forearm in 0:02:52 x Tazz entered at 0:03:00 x Tazz threw out K. B. Ware after a belly-to-belly suplex in 0:03:28 x Torrie Wilson entered at 0:04:00 x Torrie threw out Taz after a punch in 0:04:11 x Blacktop Bully entered at 0:05:00 x Tazz's Cousin entered at 0:06:00 x John Cena entered at 0:07:00 x Shaggy 2 Dope entered at 0:08:00 x Bully threw out Cena in 0:09:03 The Final Four: Blacktop Bully, Shaggy 2 Dope, Torrie Wilson and Tazz's Cousin x Bully defeated Shaggy after the Backbreaker in 0:10:52 x Cousin defeated Torrie after the Amityvile Horror in 0:13:30 x Cousin threw out Bully in 0:13:37 (Tazz's Cousin won the WWW Shoot Title.) THE ARM WRESTLING MATCH OF DOOM The Warrior and the table appear after the SMOKE OF DOOM shoots up. Warrior is almost slammed down at first, but then THE SMOKE COMES UP and when it fades away, the Warrior is the winner. Triple H throws the table at The Warrior, but THE SMOKE comes out and the Warrior disappears out of the way of the smoke. X-Pac runs down to look for the Warrior, but then THE SMOKE comes up and HHH is carried to ringside by the security as the Warrior shows up and we get a Warrior v. X-Pac match The Ultimate Warrior pinned X-Pac with the Big Splash in 0:01:29. Rating: -1/2* Warrior drags X-Pac to the back. Jesse James is hyped up by Vince Russo to get the title shot. Roddy Piper yells alot, and then accuses the cameraman of killing Santa Claus. Number-One-Contenders-Match: Roddy Piper made Jesse James submit to the Sleeper in 0:05:27. Rating: -1/2* Piper takes Road Dogg out with an eye-poke, but TEAM RUSSO runs down to the ring and takes out Piper with a variety of tackles and punches. Piper is then lifted up and James hits Piper with those Shake, Rattle and Roll punches. Piper is dragged to the stage where Russo is on crutches. Russo hits Piper in the groin with his crutch. But we go to the back, Triple H is standing by with Eric Bischoff. Triple H looks into a mirror and SEES THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. Triple H then asks Bischoff if he can see the Warrior, Bischoff cannot. Unfortunately, HHH never asked the fans if we could see the Warrior, because we could! HHH then breaks the mirror. DID HE KILL THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??? TUNE IN NEXT TIME AND SEE! -------------------- Next Show: December 29th, 2002 Location: Cinergy Stadium in Cincinnati, OH (preferably before it is imploded) MAIN EVENT 10 MAN ELIMINATION TAG SEX (Sexual Harris-ment and Jesse James) and Team Russo (Billy Joe Tolliver and Mongo McMichael) vereus Roddy Piper, Barry Horowitz, Tazz, Maven and Al Snow [Will Al Snow try to kill Barry Horowitz again in a jealous rage?] FOR THE WWW TITLE: Triple H © defends against a man who knows the Ultimate Warrior well, The Honky Tonk Man FOR THE WWW SHOOT TITLE: Tazz's Cousin © v. Chris Daniels v. Al Wilson v. Torrie Wilson FOR THE WWW TAG TEAM TITLES: The Iraq Attaq © v. Sgt. Slaughter and The Iron Sheik PUNISHMENT TIME: Alex Wright and Konnan face The Yeti and Shark Nation of Domination 2003 (D'Lo Brown, John Cena, Bling Bling Buchanan and Kamala) face off against The Outsiders, Savio Vega and Miguel Perez Jr Bra and Panties Whip Cream paddle match: Trish Stratus faces Victoria Bill DeMott faces Rikishi -------------------- WWW presents "THE TOILET TUMBLE!", the first WWW PPV Date of show: January 5th, 2003 Location: Veterans Stadium, Philadelphia, PA. The Toilet Tumble card right now! DOUBLE MAIN EVENT! For the Big Gold Belt: Vince Russo © faces Rowdy Roddy Piper For the World's Worst Title: Triple H © defends against The Ultimate Warrior For the World's Worst Tag Team titles: The Iraq Attaq © puts the belts up against The Outsiders And.. a 30 man Royal Rumble, the winner faces either the Big Gold champion or the WWW champion at some time down the road!

so.. who gets to be the fifth member of the Angle Foundation.. Maybe Eric Angle or Matt Hardy Angle - Bret Show - Neidhart Haas - Owen Shelton - Davey Boy

so.. what did Tazz claim that Benoit won with.. a Penis Roll? Who cares what it was.. that's worthy of being used as a finisher name!

Al Wilson can marry Dawn Marie and manage B2 and Cena. It'll be the First Family of Wrestling. Al B2 Cena Dawn Al Wilson for WWE champion!

Ha!

Evolution is false. Proof: Rob Johnstone.

I hear the Steelers and Titans claimed Deion, and the Steelers would get him

hell.. if they want Kingsbury, they can call Jack Pardee up at his retirement plaza and.. BRING BACK THE RUN AND SHOOT!

Willis is a Junior right now. Anyways, it'd be stupid to draft from Miami. How many players can go from playing home games in the Orange Bowl to playing home games in Paul Brown Stadium without a hitch. BTW, if he is still on the board by pick 33, the Bengals should get Ken Dorsey I think Kingsbury could be very good with the right system, even with mediocre recievers. Isn't that how it went at Texas Tech? and I'm sure that Cincy wouldn't be stunned if they lost by 45 like Tech. Think about it.. if Cincy had the first and second picks for a few rounds, that'd be a huge thing. Two picks in a row. Their coach is probably gone after this weekend. So, the new one better be pretty damned good. Or, Mike Brown could hire Bob Davie, or Terry Hoeppner (Miami-OH), or Mike Brown could sell his soul to Satan to get Bob Pruett or even Rick Minter. Carson Palmer is a victim of the Heisman QB curse. He will be useless if he is picked first, because if he is picked first, he gets the "#1 pick double-curse" put on men like Andre Ware.