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they could let Detroit have the pick for a #2 pick in the first, second and fourth rounds. What a ripoff.

Flyboy: run up the score

Don't you people ever get tired of this argument getting shot down? By your "logic," Bush should be frothing at the mouth to go after Russia, since they presently have the largest supply of oil in the world. Kindly let me know when the Marines land at Moscow, hm? Russia is one of our allies right now. So there'd be no need to invade a country that is with us, for their oil. Anyways, America has been reluctant to invade Russia. I figure that America hasn't done enough stealing of oil from the Saudis. At least the Saudis have more of a link to terrorism than Iraq. But, if we did anything to Saudi Arabia, then it'd be baaaaaaaad. Right?

1180-1100 I beat her! Whooooo!!!!!!

Main event- Vince Russo and Violent J face Shaggy 2 Dope and a partner in a 'Losers have to be Doink next show' Triple H defends the WWW title against Bling Bling Buchanan in a 'Submission match' Kevin Nash and new tag team partner champion Scott Hall defend their belts against Trish Stratus and Victoria in a 'losers perform oral sex on the winners' match for the Tag team titles Elix Hitler and Sexual Harris-ment will face Barry Horowitz, Sex Addict Jerry Lynn and Ahmed Johnson in a 'losers spend 4 minutes in a gas chamber' match Raven faces D'Lo Brown [subject to cancellation] Zenk the Ripper faces The A-Train in a Barb Wire match Maven v. Bradshaw in a Strap match Michael Cole v. David Arquette in an Electric Chair match The Iraq Attaq faces The Patriot and American Dragon in a "Losers burn their flag" match and the Russo punishments for having the best match return.. the best match was IraqAttaq v. Low-Ki/Daniels and since the Iraq Attaq had two other bad matches.. Low-Ki and Daniels must be punished. "The Peace Advocate" Chris Daniels will take on The Yeti in a 'Cage match' Low Ki the Iranian will face The Abortionist in a 'Streetfight' and in a punishment match for no-showing.. X-Pac will face Jake Roberts in a ladder match with a can of pills hanging above the ring ------- Pre-show changes.. A-Train will be in a tag match with The Kiss Demon (Brian Adams) against Gacy Dahmer (Spellbinder) and Sex Addict Jerry Lynn. Goldust will replace Jerry Lynn in the 6 man Gas Chamber match Zenk the Ripper will face another opponent --------- Vince Russo, SEX and Violent J chat. Violent J declares that the ICP is dead and he will now be known as Diamond Donovan Douglas, aka 3D. Vince Russo then talks for 20 minutes about how he's gonna whup Shaggy's fat ass again. Meanwhile, Jerry Lynn is surrounded by 40 unenthusiastic women. Lynn asks them to go away. Vince Russo charges in to yell at Lynn for breaking kayfabe. "If I didn't book you to lose tonight, I'd punish you for breaking kayfabe!" The A-Train and Bradshaw are caught in a tender embrace. Bradshaw says "A-Train, I love your smooth fur, it's just like the days that I'd be with the animals on the farm" Gacy Dahmer complains to Russo about being named after two serial killers. Russo tells him that the gimmick will draw big time. "In 3 monthz, we could see it.. Sting v. Gaycey Dahhmur!" Triple H walks though the back and declares he will beat B2 Brian Adams gets stuck in his coffin during the enterance. But not to worry.. they get him out about 3 minutes into the match. Meanwhile, Jerry Lynn's offense is edited out or ignored. A-Train prevails with the Baldo Bomb. The A-Train and The KISS Demon defeated Gacy Dahmer and Sex Addict Jerry when A-Train pinned Jerry with the Baldo Bomb in 0:04:14. Rating: 1/4* Low Ki looks intense in the back, then Russo walks up with Jerry Lynn's Ho Train and offers the women to Low Ki, who doesn't acknowledge the offer. Russo thinks for a moment and yells "I GOT AN IDEA FOR YA LO-KEY!" The Abortionist walks by the scene and then shakes his head at the women. "None of you are pregnant! Damn Christians are ruining my clinic!" Triple H leaves the building to go get a slurpee at 7-11 No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: The Abortionist pinned Low Ki the Iranian after a power bomb in 0:02:33. Rating: * 1/4 Vince Russo yells at Low-Ki in the back, he says that he had planned for Low Ki to be 'Ladies Man Low-Ki' but now Low-Ki would be known as 'The Real Man's Man' Low-Ki. Chris Daniels pickets against war in the back and declares that Iraq is better than the US. Jim Ross tells him to move his ass back to France. Triple H still isn't back from 7/11! Meanwhile.. the Yeti de-thaws. The match was dominated by the Yeti, since Daniels chose passive resistance and Yeti walked out of the door as Daniels laid in the ropes. No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Cage Match: The Yeti defeated Chris Daniels by escaping the cage in 0:01:39. Rating: -1/2* After the match, Kevin Sullivan ran out and declares that the Dungeon of Doom is back. Sullivan then gives birth to Shark (John Tenta) and says Shark will face some shrub.. after thinking about who would job to a new monster back in the old days, he declares Shark will face Zenk the Ripper. Triple H returns with a slurpee and declares that he stopped an armed robbery. The Iraq Attaq stands in the back and refuses to let the referees inspect their pants for weapons of mass destruction. As Justin.. oops.. I mean Hussein Credible said "We don't got no weapons, you American pigs!!" Kurt Angle walks around the back visiting Triple H to talk about a push, and Vince Russo pulls him in to replace the Patriot, who turned out to be Tom Brandi and not Del Wilkes. Russo complains "Brandi? that jobbah! I jobbed him to everybody! I wanted the real Patriot.. not a jobbah! so I could job him in 20 seconds! Kurt, you're gonna lose in 20 seconds, AND DON'T BREAK KAYFABE!" Meanwhile, angry fans tell American Dragon that his outfit sucks and he should look more like an American Dragon, then maybe he wouldn't be wrestling in junior high school gyms for 50 bucks. and Angle loses in 15 seconds to the former Justin Credible. The Iraq Attaq defeated American Dragon and Kurt Angle when Credible pinned K. Angle with the Jumping DDT in 0:00:15. Rating: 1/2* But, when Angle and Dragon have to burn the stars and stripes, TEST runs out to declare "DON'T DO IT! THEY'LL ONLY PUT YOU IN A GIMMICK WHERE THEY MAKE A PUN ABOUT YOUR NUTS!" before he is shot by a tranquilizer and dragged off by Bradshaw. Then.. the lights go out.. and PYRO shoots out, setting the flag on fire.. Kane runs out to apologize for his error. Vince Russo runs out and then salutes Kane on a good job screwing up Kurt Angle's heel turn. Triple H gets brainfreeze from drinking his slurpee too fast David Arquette and Michael Cole argue about who is more pathetic. Cole concedes that he is more pathetic after being reminded that he's married to Mary Jane Rottencrotch, not Courtney Cox. Electric Chair Match: Michael Cole defeated David Arquette in 0:05:12. Rating: -***** As David Arquette lays in a blaze of smoke.. the lights go out and then we see a silhouette of the Undertaker.. "Michael Cole, you might have killed David Arquette, but you can never kill his legacy!" then Tazz ran out and choked out Cole for some reason. Shaggy 2 Dope announces that his partner for the main event is New Jack. Meanwhile.. X-Pac has made it to the arena, and Triple H welcomes him and tells him that his leg is cramping up. and Jake is somewhat sober. Although he does reveal that he put money on the Bengals and the power of his snake caused the Bengals to win. Jake Roberts hits X-Pac with a legsweep. Jake Roberts tries to climb the ladder. Jake Roberts is on his way up. Jake Roberts falls off the ladder. Jake Roberts tries to climb the ladder. Jake Roberts is on his way up. Jake Roberts is half-way up. Jake Roberts is almost on top of the ladder. Jake Roberts is in grabbing distance. Jake Roberts has retrieved the crackpipe. Jake Roberts falls off the ladder The winner is Jake Roberts. Time of match: 0:09:25 Ladder Match: Jake Roberts defeated X-Pac in 0:09:29. Rating: 1/4* As doctors attempt to jumpstart Jake's heart. HHH comes out and tells X-Pac that he put up a good effort. HHH then collapses due to his feet being asleep. Zenk the Ripper declares that his lame gimmick is part of a conspiracy by Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Dusty Rhodes. He pledges he will force Nash onto his knees. Meanwhile, Shark eats some ribs. Zenk the Ripper pinned Shark with the Flying Dropkick in 0:01:59. Rating: 1/4* Maven trains and declares he hopes he can shoot on Bradshaw since he's losing in a minute. Bradshaw lubes up Chris Nowinski and tells him "If Maven is as good as you are, he'll be great." Triple H walks though the back and drinks water to stop his cramps. They lock up. Bradshaw nails Maven with a vertical suplex, but Maven no-sells Bradshaw whips him with the strap, but Maven doesn't feel it. Bradshaw executes a kick to the head on Maven, but Maven smiles. Bradshaw tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but Maven takes him down. Maven nails Bradshaw with a clothesline from Maven. Bradshaw is busted open. Maven hits turnbuckle number one. Maven tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but Bradshaw is there before him. Bradshaw hits turnbuckle number two. Bradshaw hits turnbuckle number three. Bradshaw hits turnbuckle number four. Bradshaw executes the Clothesline from Hell on Maven. Bradshaw drags Maven to the back while carrying the straps. Strap Match: Bradshaw defeated Maven in 0:00:42. Rating: DUD Elix Hitler tells Vince Russo that he could be "Elix Mugabe" but Russo turns it down. ("Muggabe? You wanna be a muggah? who the hell is Mugabe? He can't be as evil as Hitler") and Sexual Harris-ment tells Elix ("You're lucky that we only wear SS biker symbols as part of a misunderstanding or else we'd kick your ass for sullying the name Hitler. SEIG HEIL! Elix, we aren't Nazis or nothing") Goldust does some funny stuff, but it's interrupted for an update on Triple H. Triple H update: Still has a leg cramp. As for the match... it was a long one... Barry Horowitz executes the Horowitz Roll-Up on Don Harris. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Barry Horowitz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Goldust, Barry Horowitz and Ahmed Johnson defeated Sexual Harris-ment and Elix Hitler when Horowitz pinned D. Harris with the Horowitz Roll-Up in 0:01:51. Rating: -1/2* As the Harrises and Elix are dragged to a gas chamber, they are stopped by The Revisionist (formerly Alex Wright) who declares that there were no gas chambers. Therefore, if they have to be punished like how the Nazis would do it, the Harris Brothers and Elix must be shot. Surprisingly, this caused a standing ovation. We interrupt this to show you a Triple H update.. Triple H update: right foot still asleep. Now, the Harrises and Elix are lined up in front of a firing squad, then suddenly, THE WALL runs out and attacks the guns men. Then suddenly GOLDBERG runs out, and TURNS HEEL ON JEWISH PEOPLE by saving Sexual Harris-ment. Goldberg then injures Elix again while rescuing him. Victoria listens to her theme as Stevie Richards licks her feet. Trish Stratus listens to her theme as she sucks her own toes. Kevin Nash listens to his theme as Scott Hall asks what they're supposed to do if they lose the match This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the World's Worst Tag Team Titles. The losers must perform Oral Sex on the winners. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 266 pounds... Trish Stratus and Victoria Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 607 pounds... The World's Worst Tag Team Champions... The Outsiders Zenk the Ripper hits Scott Hall with his laptop. Danny Davis warns Victoria. Victoria executes the Slingshot Legdrop on Scott Hall. Victoria is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Victoria goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. The crowd is wildly cheering Victoria with only a few scattered boos audible The winners are Trish Stratus and Victoria. Time of match: 0:07:51 Trish Stratus and Victoria defeated The Outsiders when Victoria pinned Hall with the Slingshot Legdrop in 0:07:51. Rating: 1/4* (Trish Stratus and Victoria won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) Trish and Victoria celebrate and they drag the Outsiders off to the back where the Outsiders will have to munch their rugs. Raven promises pa-- wait, we have a Triple H update. Triple H update: his temperature is 98.7 degrees. meanwhile D'Lo promises to kill whitey. Raven and D'Lo Brown battled to a draw in 0:03:00. Rating: 1/2* Vince Russo unleashes Three Minute Warning on Raven and D-Lo to stop their boring match. Triple H heals his leg cramp. Jamal and Rosey defeated Raven and D'Lo Brown when Jamal pinned Raven with the Splash in 0:01:00. Rating: 3/4* New Jack is arrested by the cops for possession of a deadly guitar. "Natural Born Killaz" plays as New Jack is led to a cop car. Meanwhile, Goldberg turns face and beats up Sexual Harris-ment and Elix Skipper Triple H comes out waddling to the ring and he declares that he won't just face Buchanan, he'll also face John Vanilla Cena! Triple H valiantly fights off two men! Triple H goes for a clothesline, but Vanilla Cena ducks out of the way. Vanilla Cena kicks Triple H. A portion of the crowd is cheering Vanilla Cena. Triple H chops Vanilla Cena. Triple H kicks Vanilla Cena. Triple H puts Vanilla Cena in a sleeperhold. Vanilla Cena is struggling to reach the ropes. Vanilla Cena is inching his way towards the ropes. Vanilla Cena is writhing in pain. Tim White checks Vanilla Cena's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Tim White stops the match after 17 seconds. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The winner is Triple H. Time of match: 0:09:49 Handicap-Submission Match: Triple H defeated Vanilla Cena and Bling Bling Buchanan when HHH made Cena submit to a sleeperhold in 0:09:49. Rating: -1/2* Shaggy 2 Dope reveals his new partner is... SAVIO VEGA! but due to confusion and expecting New Jack, "Natural Born Killaz" plays during the entire match. Savio Vega goes for a backbreaker, but 3D blocks it. 3D executes a jumping DDT on Savio Vega. 3D is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. 3D nails Savio Vega with a facerake. 3D hits a headbutt on Savio Vega. 3D uses a facerake on Savio Vega. 3D hits a headbutt on Savio Vega. 3D takes Savio Vega down with a short clothesline. 3D executes the Moonsault on Savio Vega. Tim White counts: One, two, three. 3D is starting to get more cheers than boos. The winners are Vince Russo and 3D. Time of match: 0:01:54 Vince Russo and 3D defeated Shaggy 2 Dope and Savio Vega when 3D pinned Vega with the Moonsault in 0:01:54. Rating: -* (New Jack no-showed.) and then as Russo, SEX and 3D celebrate, before Roddy Piper comes out and asks Don Harris if he killed Mick Jagger.. and then.. Triple H is walking though the back and he is confronted by THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! and the Warrior talks for 40 minutes about how he is the only champion to have never lost to HHH. We cut off in the middle. NEXT SHOW! Christmas Eve 12/24 MAIN EVENT- Vince Russo and Sexual Harris-ment v. Barry Horowitz and Commish Roddy Piper in a 'handicrap match' WWW TITLE- Triple H v. Low Ki in a 'I Quit' match [LOW KI'S PUNISHMENT MATCH] Tag Team titles- Trish Stratus and Victoria v. The Iraq Attaq in a 'Ladder match' Tazz v. Chris Daniels and Michael Cole Elix Hitler v. Goldberg Zenk the Ripper v. X-Pac in a 'street fight' The Abortionist v. Giant Silva in a 'strap match' [ABORTIONIST'S PUNISHMENT MATCH] 3D v. Shaggy 2 Doink in a 'Table match' Three Minute Warning v. The Outsiders v. The Yeti and Shark v. Bling Bling Buchanan and John Cena in a #1 contenders match for the Tag Team titles "El Doinko" (Savio Vega) v. Raven PLUS MORE!

When we last left you, Kevin Nash, Triple H, David Arquette and probably some other guy, were in line for the WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING TITLE. But, Vince Russo has changed plans. Tonight, we get TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT-A-MANIA and for the WWW title, Triple H faces X-Pac, will X-Pac show up? and for the Big Gold Belt, Vince Russo defends against a big Rap star! and some other stuff! Nailz and Reese battled to a double countout in 0:04:06. Rating: -*** We see Vince Russo in the back talking with S.E.X., he has new Sports Entertainment gimmicks for Low-Ki, Elix and Chris Daniels. Low-Ki is now "Edgar the Iranian", Daniels is now "The Peace Advocate" ("People deez days hate peace, dey want War!") and Elix is now Elix Hitler ("You'll get alot of heel heat") [Round 1]: Maven and Michael Cole defeated Kurrgan and Earthquake when Cole made Kurrgan submit to a nerve hold in 0:03:59. Rating: -** 1/2 The fans grasp at the fact that Michael Cole did a shoot on Kurrgan. Since Earthquake and Kurrgan were winning, but Cole ignored the script. Damn his hide! Vince Russo talks with Sexual Harris-ment (Ron and Don Harris), they promise to Sexually Harris Bradshaw and A-Train Bradshaw is backstage, he declares that he's gonna tie the Harrises up and do them like hogs. Bradshaw brings out A-Train and declares that he loves the feeling of babyoil on back hair. [Round 1]: The Dangerhoss Alliance (The A-Train and Bradshaw) defeated Sexual Harris-ment when A-Train pinned R. Harris with the Baldo Bomb in 0:04:37. Rating: -1/2* Vince Russo brings out Justin Credible and Jack Victory and declares that they have a new gimmick. Justin is now Hussein Credible and Jack is now Abdul bin Cameljockey, they are the Iraq Attaq! That'll get over with da markz! [Round 1]: The Iraq Attaq defeated Sid Vicious and David Arquette when Cameljockey pinned Vicious after the Greetings from Baghdad in 0:01:59. Rating: -*** Reese is redubbed by Vince Russo.. Reese will go back to his old gimmick, THE YETI! [Round 1]: Sports Entertainment Xtreme (The Peace Advocate and Edgar the Iranian) defeated The Four Hossmen (Bling Bling Buchanan and The Ultimate Hoss) when Iranian pinned Buchanan with the Ki Krusher '99 in 0:06:33. Rating: 3/4* Meanwhile, Vince yells at Low-Ki for wrestling too much. ("You dumb dumbdumb! you bored the fans into a coma out there!") They lock up. Maven nails Bradshaw with a clothesline. Maven uses a hanging vertical suplex on Bradshaw. Maven whips Bradshaw into the turnbuckle. Maven charges into the corner, but Bradshaw moves out of the way. Bradshaw goes for a short lariat, but Maven blocks it. Maven executes a clothesline on Bradshaw. Maven runs into the ropes. Maven hits Bradshaw with an elbow. Maven is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, The A-Train doesn't make it in time... three. Maven is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The winners are Maven and Michael Cole. Time of match: 0:00:45 [semi-Finals]: Maven and Michael Cole defeated The Dangerhoss Alliance (The A-Train and Bradshaw) when Maven defeated Bradshaw via pinfall in 0:00:45. Rating: -3/4* ANOTHER SHOOT! Maven has learned from Michael "Shooter" Cole. Maven hit a stiff elbow and knocked Bradshaw out cold. A-Train couldn't break up the pin. Maven and Cole move on! [semi-Finals]: The Iraq Attaq defeated Sports Entertainment Xtreme (The Peace Advocate and Edgar the Iranian) when Credible pinned Advocate after the Greetings from Baghdad in 0:02:16. Rating: * 1/2 Vince Russo yells at Low-Ki the Iranian for not shortening the match. "Da fanz got bored out dere!" Maven attacks Hussein Credible before the bell. Maven goes for a clothesline, but Hussein Credible counters it with a crucifix. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is booing Hussein Credible. The winners are The Iraq Attaq. Time of match: 0:00:03 [Finals]: The Iraq Attaq defeated Maven and Michael Cole when Credible pinned Maven after a crucifix in 0:00:03. Rating: -** 3/4 ONE MORE SHOOT! Maven tried to shoot and attack, then he went for a shoot "Clothesline from Maven" but Justin Credible is a hooker and he hit Maven with a shoot Crucifix for a shoot victory. Elix Hitler tells Vince Russo that maybe he could be 'Elix Farrakhan' or 'Elix Tyson', since they didn't advocate killing black people. Vince Russo tells Elix it's either what he has now or 'Elix Lott' Tom Zenk is seen backstage typing up a column for his website about how Dusty and DDP suck. Vince Russo spots him and hires him on the spot for 4 million. ("They know you on da net babay!") Russo gives Zenk a new gimmick, Zenk will now be a ladies man serial killer, he is ZENK THE RIPPER Elix Hitler pinned Giant Silva after a flying dropkick in 0:02:23. Rating: -1/4* and X-Pac is not here.. so Russo will have to plan some SWERVE The Abortionist pinned Zenk the Ripper with the Alley Way Special in 0:04:24. Rating: 1/4* Vince Russo tells Jerry Lynn that he has no personality and he renames Jerry to be "Sex Addict Jerry" ("But I'm not a sex addict!" "Jerry, man.. I gotta do kayfabay, you gotta be thinkin about sex 24-7. It gets ratings!") Kevin Nash pinned Sex Addict Jerry with the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:00:53. Rating: 3/4* Triple H pinned Terry Funk after a kneedrop in 0:00:24. Rating: 1/2* Now.. Trish faces Victoria.. nope.. Triple H doesn't want that.. he wants the title now. Triple H pinned Trish Stratus with the Pedigree in 0:03:14. Rating: DUD Here comes Victoria. HHH hates techno and he pounds her. Then he spanks her. Triple H pinned Victoria with the Pedigree in 0:00:13. Rating: DUD Stevie comes out in outrage over what happened to Victoria. Pedigree.. pin.. book it. Triple H pinned Stevie Richards with the Pedigree in 0:02:54. Rating: * RAVEN makes his big return.. and Triple H pinned Raven with the Pedigree in 0:00:34. Rating: * Raven is hauled back to Heat. WWW commish Roddy Piper comes out and accuses Triple H of killing Wahoo McDaniel. Roddy will punish HHH by giving him a match he cannot win for the WWW title. He will face the Iron Sheik in a Battle Royal! No-Countout-No-DQ-2-Man Battle Royal for the vacant WWW Title: Triple H won a 2-man Battle Royal: x HHH threw out Iron Sheik after a flying axhandle in 0:00:39 Rating: -** 1/4 (Triple H won the WWW Title.) As the Iron Sheik is stretchered out, HHH poses for 6 minutes. Vince Russo comes out and declares that Roddy was shooting on him and it wasn't planned at all. Nope. Not at all. Never. He says his opponent is John "Vanilla" Cena. But, the Insane Clown Posse objects to this. They say they are famous Rappers. Vince Russo busts a nut laughing. Commish Roddy Piper comes out and asks Violent J if he killed Sammie Davis Jr., Piper then makes a three way with Cena and the ICP. Triangle Match: Shaggy 2 Dope defeated Violent J and Vanilla Cena when Shaggy pinned J with the Top-Rope Legdrop in 0:00:33. Rating: -1/4* Violent J sulks to the back.. DRAMA~! X-Pac shows up and says that he fell asleep driving and got lost on the way to the arena. Triple H forgives him for his sin and X-Pac jumps for joy meanwhile.. we have a match and now the finish of the title match.. Shaggy 2 Dope goes for running legdrop, but Vince Russo rolls out of the way. Vince Russo hits Shaggy 2 Dope with an ax kick. Vince Russo is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Vince Russo runs into the ropes. Vince Russo hits Shaggy 2 Dope with a kick. Vince Russo taunts the crowd. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Vince Russo goes for a bridging back suplex, but Shaggy 2 Dope counters it with a headlock takedown. Violent J comes to ringside. Shaggy 2 Dope executes a jumping DDT on Vince Russo. Violent J throws Vince Russo a roll of quarters. Vince Russo hits Shaggy 2 Dope with it and goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:10:25 Vince Russo pinned Shaggy 2 Dope after hitting him with a roll of quarters in 0:10:25. Rating: -* 1/2 (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) VIOLENT J HAS TURNED ON SHAGGY 2 DOPE! Shaggy was inches within the corridor to winning the belt! THE ICP HAS COME TO BLOWS! VINCE RUSSO RETAINS THE TITLE! Violent J, SEX and Vince Russo beat up Shaggy 2 Dope. And then.. out from the crowd, here comes JIM THE ANVIL NEIDHART! He attacks, and gets viciously beaten as we fade to black Next show: Main event- Vince Russo and Violent J face Shaggy 2 Dope and a partner in a 'Losers have to be Doink next show' Triple H defends the WWW title against Bling Bling Buchanan in a 'Submission match' Kevin Nash and new tag team partner champion Scott Hall defend their belts against Trish Stratus and Victoria in a 'losers perform oral sex on the winners' match for the Tag team titles Elix Hitler and Sexual Harris-ment will face Barry Horowitz, Sex Addict Jerry Lynn and Ahmed Johnson in a 'losers spend 4 minutes in a gas chamber' match Raven faces D'Lo Brown [subject to cancellation] Zenk the Ripper faces The A-Train in a Barb Wire match Maven v. Bradshaw in a Strap match Michael Cole v. David Arquette in an Electric Chair match The Iraq Attaq faces The Patriot and American Dragon in a "Losers burn their flag" match and the Russo punishments for having the best match return.. the best match was IraqAttaq v. Low-Ki/Daniels and since the Iraq Attaq had two other bad matches.. Low-Ki and Daniels must be punished. "The Peace Advocate" Chris Daniels will take on The Yeti in a 'Cage match' Low Ki the Iranian will face The Abortionist in a 'Streetfight' and in a punishment match for no-showing.. X-Pac will face Jake Roberts in a ladder match with a can of pills hanging above the ring Plus more! Leave your comments here!

I doubt she did the entire concert topless.. I've seen topless pics of the younger one. Russian laws are different, how else could the 'Russian lolita porn' industry be in business?

Hell son.. have you ever heard of what Tatu does during their concerts? they already kiss during concerts.

I don't think the WWE will do any Hot t.A.T.u action until the other girl turns 18 in March

and Ylena declares that Victoria is 'very happy' ooooook.. the other girl wasn't there because she's 17. Ylena is 18

Let me declare the Miami Hurricanes to be the game bosses of Gamebreaker. Here's one game between them and the team I chose, the Akron Zips. It was played in the Orange Bowl, in a 99 degree downpour with harsh wind and alot of fog. First quarter: 6-0 Akron 7-6 Miami 14-6 Miami 14-14 Second Quarter 22-14 Akron 22-21 Akron 23-22 Miami (sack in the end zone) 30-22 Miami (kickoff after safety returned for TD) Third quarter 30-30 tie 37-30 Miami Fourth quarter 44-30 Miami 44-38 51-38 51-46 58-54 62-58 Akron (on an amazing 84 yard run by the QB with about a minute left) 65-62 Miami (with about 30 seconds left) and they won as I went for a FG and overtime, and saw the ball blow off to Key West instead of shooting for a TD on the last play Damn Miami as for other games.. they have better bosses

I was an idiot and I got Gamebreaker from 989. It's not bad if you want to run an offense like mine where you score 70 points in 4 five minute quarters (or 105 in 4 fifteen minute quarters, like I did once) but I hear that nobody likes Gamebreaker either

next lawsuit: they sue each other over who the ball is sold to

Jericho v. Cena! sounds like a good one!

Washington State coach Mike Price. I just saw it on ESPN2

let's put it like this.. It was a fluke. Anyways.. Byrd's a god damn liar. He said he'd stay in Kansas City even if we offered him less. Don't worry.. you can cheaply trade Byrd off in a year or two

Paul Byrd goes to Atlanta.. ... FUCK YOU DAVID GLASS! FUCK YOU PAUL BYRD! Guess what suckers.. Byrd only seemed good because the rest of the KC rotation was too young or they sucked. Byrd's gonna bomb. The sad thing is with KC.. Contraction is the best thing that could happen. We're never gonna be a competitive team with that waste of sperm David Glass (dumbass- Wal Mart) owning the team. Beltran is gonna go Sweeney is gonna go KC got Atlanta's #30 pick in the Draft. But the Baseball draft is absolutely worthless anyways. maybe the only way to save KC Baseball is to kill it

Because we all know being in a wrestling theme song has helped Union Underground's sales so much, right? it doubled their sales to 926.

Tatu's Russian Techno music rules you! remember when I predicted big things for them in August?

If you didn't notice before, or after the 4 minute womens match, Victoria has a new theme. It's essentally "All the things she said" by motherfucking Tatu. I will say this.. it really does not seem right that Victoria has this song. from tatugirls.com: "t.A.T.u. on MTV US' WWE Wrestling Sunday, December 15th at 7pm t.A.T.u.'s "All the Things She Said" was featured as the theme music for wrestler Victoria on MTV's WWE Sunday Night Heat at 7pm, Sunday, December 15th. The surprise visit from Lena originally scheduled for this week was moved to next week's broadcast at the last minute." Some surprise.. eh.. and some lyrics for this theme.. "All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head This is not enough I'm in serious s--t, I feel totally lost If I'm asking for help it's only because Being with you has opened my eyes Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise? I keep asking myself, wondering how I keep closing my eyes but I can't block you out Wanna fly to a place where it's just you and me Nobody else so we can be free All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head This is not enough This is not enough All the things she said All the things she said And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed They say it's my fault but I want her so much Wanna fly her away where the sun and rain Come in over my face, wash away all the shame When they stop and stare - don't worry me _Cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me I can try to pretend, I can try to forget But it's driving me mad, going out of my head Mother looking at me Tell me what do you see? Yes, I've lost my mind Daddy looking at me Will I ever be free? Have I crossed the line?" If you read it all, it's about two girls and their forbidden love for each other. Either this is was a bad choice for a theme, or they are trying to hint something with Victoria. Picture (Not safe for work, wet boobies) and if you want to know.. the one on the right is Lena, she's also, coincidentally, the only one of the duo to be over 18. She turned 18 back in October. The one on the left is Julia Oh yeah, for the uninitiated.. Tatu has a gimmick.. it seems like they are two girls in love with each other. Calm down Mr. Lawler Anyways.. my bets on how long the theme lasts: 45 days at the most.

Oh yeah.. Tatu is a Russian Teen Lesbian duo. More proof that Steph is probably loving girl/girl action, or Vince

Victoria's theme totally does not fit her.. [paste] All The Things She Said Home : >>>MORE TATU : All The Things She Said All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head This is not enough I'm in serious s--t, I feel totally lost If I'm asking for help it's only because Being with you has opened my eyes Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise? I keep asking myself, wondering how I keep closing my eyes but I can't block you out Wanna fly to a place where it's just you and me Nobody else so we can be free All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head This is not enough This is not enough All the things she said All the things she said And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed They say it's my fault but I want her so much Wanna fly her away where the sun and rain Come in over my face, wash away all the shame When they stop and stare - don't worry me Cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me I can try to pretend, I can try to forget But it's driving me mad, going out of my head All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head This is not enough This is not enough All the things she said All the things she said Mother looking at me Tell me what do you see? Yes, I've lost my mind Daddy looking at me Will I ever be free? Have I crossed the line? All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head All the things she said All the things she said Running through my head This is not enough This is not enough All the things she said All the things she said [/paste] I've heard this song before in both English and Russian. I prefer Russian I mean.. the song is about two girls forbidden love with each other.. ya know.. the WWE has had alot of these storylines. Maybe Stephanie likes girls.

My conclusion about Kansas City. We're hopelessly screwed Richardson is gone after a CHEAP SHOT to the back by the Broncos Priest Holmes is probably out for awhile Dante Hall went out Tr-INT Green SUCKS COCK without Priest Holmes, Kansas City is out of the playoff race. Let's look at the causes for KC's fall. #1- the Defense. It sucks. Plain and simple. If it weren't for those morons like Warfield and Crockett, KC would be first (by beating Denver, SD, NE and others in close games) #2- the senile grandfather, Dick Vermeil. Let's face the facts.. Dick will retire soon. Dick is too old to be the head coach. Dick is probably a bit senile now. an example of what I am talking about: Vermeil recommended Greg Robinson, the KC Defensive coordinator, to UCLA to be their HC. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING JACKASS???? ROBINSON SUCKS! ROBINSON IS THE MAN BEHIND OUR SHITTY DEFENSE! next year.. guarantee from me.. KC will finish last AGAIN. Tr-INT doesn't have the skills to be a good backup for most teams, much less a Super Bowl QB. Remember, he had to be injured for the Rams to get Kurt and go to the Super Bowl

I really wish the NCAA put up a rule that made it where you couldn't go to the NBA until your junior year (or the graduation of your senior class) Come on.. this is a 17 year old kid, he's not gonna do jack in the NBA. Make him go to college so that can be proven correct.

via Michigan-football.com: Eastern Michigan 2002 Michigan State L 7-56 Toledo L 13-65 Southeast Missouri State W 35-32 Maryland L 3-45 Southern Illinois W 48-45 Akron W 42-34 Ohio L 27-55 Ball State L 17-42 Central Michigan L 21-47 Western Michigan L 31-33 Northern Illinois L 21-49 Bowling Green State L 21-63 Total points scored: 286 points given up: 566 the previous I-A record holders for this honor: Louisana-Lafayette (from 1997 until 2002), 553 points given up in 1997 (1-10 for the season) UNLV (from 1996 until 1997), 551 points given up in 1996 (1-11) UTEP (from 1973 until 1996), 544 points given up in 1973 (0-11 for the season) source: 500 points or more One honor for EMU.. they won the most games for a team that allowed so many points. At least I'd hope they did. some random facts UTEP 1973 Idaho L 14-62 Pacific L 9-34 Utah L 6-82 Wyoming L 8-31 New Mexico State L 23-27 Lamar L 27-31 New Mexico L 0-49 Colorado State L 24-76 Arizona L 18-35 Arizona State L 13-54 Brigham Young L 0-63 UNLV 1996 Tennessee L 3-62 Air Force L 17-65 Wisconsin L 17-52 Colorado State L 16-35 Wyoming L 21-33 Nevada L 17-54 Brigham Young L 28-63 Hawaii L 28-38 Fresno State L 23-34 Texas Christian L 34-42 San Diego State W 44-42 San Jose State L 28-31 ULL 1997 Pittsburgh L 13-45 Oklahoma State L 7-31 Texas Tech L 14-59 Texas A&M L 0-66 Alabama-Birmingham L 7-42 Arkansas State W 41-38 North Alabama L 42-48 Louisiana-Monroe L 21-28 Tulane L 0-56 Washington State L 7-77 Louisiana Tech L 24-63 ----- EMU.. don't be sad. At least your team will live on in the record books.