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  1. Rob E Dangerously

    30 years ago today

    Ric Flair's first match occured back on this day in 1972. He wrestled to a 10 minute draw with George "Scrap Iron" Gadaski. Congrats to Ric for keeping it up for so long.
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    What a show!

    Obvious note: sending a lunatic out and telling him to say whatever he wants to is STUPID. TNA made another idiotic move and it will be known on the tombstone of this promotion. Right next to the "We didn't check Don Harris' apparel so he came out in an SS t-shirt" and all the other Russo shit. TNA is an asylum ran by the inmates. I hope anybody who defends this shoot by Piper has a cup on, because they deserve a kick in the balls
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    Which stadium is best for the Big 12 title game?

    My vote is for Arrowhead Stadium for two reasons. #1- It's a centralized location. St. Louis is further east than every big 12 school, San Antonio and Houston are too south. #2- The stadium is a good location for football. TWA and Alamo are domes. Texas Stadium has turf. Arrowhead has 80,000 seats and grass. and yes, I did read that Arrowhead gets the game next year. link just a small suggestion to the Big 12 people for a 2004 site. Since the only good stadium in Missouri is the 2003 pick and I don't like playing the title games in Texas, it can go to the New Mile High for all I care. Any comments?
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    John Kerry to run for president

    Kerry will catchup to win.. (lame pun.. Kerry has alot of money from the Heinz widow)
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    Orange Bowl

    the latest is that 10-2 #8 Kansas State is begging the Orange Bowl to let them play and guaranteeing 25,000 fans KSU v. Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl? Uh huh..
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    The One And Only Sunday Football Thread for 12/1

    Kansas City 49 Arizona 0
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    The One And Only Sunday Football Thread for 12/1

    Kansas City Chiefs 35 Arizona Cardinals 0 Ha!
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    Favorite/Hated Football Team..

    Favorites: Arkansas, Kansas State Hated: Denver, Oakland, Nebraska, Oklahoma
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    Arkansas- SEC West Champs

    You can't beat Houston Nutt at War Memorial Stadium. 21-20 Hogs
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    Second best Austin Theme

    If I included the 'classic' Austin theme, it'd win easily. So, which was the second best Austin theme?
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    More Google Foolishness

    Maven ( 252 000 results) versus Chris Nowinski (9 530 results) The winner is: Maven Fark ( 307 000 results) versus SomethingAwful ( 15 600 results) The winner is: Fark Rutgers (1 950 000 results) versus Dogshit ( 22 400 results) The winner is: Rutgers
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    The One and Only WWE Smackdown! Thread

    Scott Steiner is James Bond Ya know.. that would be an interesting idea.. except for Steiner's lack of coherance.
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    The One and Only WWE Smackdown! Thread

    Can't we all just get along? Cat is keeping his role simple for this match.. the first I've watched tonight
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    Who was the best James Bond?

    The next Bond will be.. William Regal.. nah.. not really probably some guy I haven't heard of
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    Funniest promos

    "Billy talks to God" is one.. let me paste one that was mentioned on another site for this topic.. "Re: funny promos- ten years ago I did some small time promoting, and we had a tremendous in-ring talent but was spectacularly bad behind the stick. He eventually went to the big time, and you all know his name. I won't mention it here. (Scott Taylor) We did an angle where the heels "injured" this wrestler (Scott Taylor) to excuse a taping he couldn't attend (that meant he'd be out three weeks). The heel manager I had did a promo with his tag team behind him saying he'd never wrestle again. He then opened the Boston Globe in a mock attempt to find him a new profession. After a couple of reads, he went for the throat. "Manny's Car Wash. Flexible hours, no English required. Since I've seen your interviews I KNOW YOU'RE MORE THAN QUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB". What sealed it was that everyone on the set- both wrestlers and the announcer- couldn't control their laughter, even with the cameras rolling."
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    Anyone interested...

    Stalin isn't the only Communist porn star Lenin looks like he could do porn (with a rug) maybe the Communist party was filled with porn stars. Give it to me baby so.. which kind of Communism do you support?
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    CRIMSON card for Nov 29th!

    wait.. Spike isn't in the Thanksgiving Gravy Bowl match?
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    Who will win the SEC West?

    First off.. Auburn has been ELIMINATED from the SEC West playoffs. Deal with it. The only game that matters is LSU v. Arkansas. If Arkansas wins, they win the West (based on a win over Auburn). If LSU wins, they win the West (with the best record) Auburn is out of the running. So, who will win when they play up in Fayetteville? the 8-3 Razorbacks (on a 5 game streak) or LSU?
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    An update from Leon Sharpe

    [We zoom in on a security camera in a local steakhouse. We see a man nervously waiting at table. Then we see Leon Sharpe enter and sit down at the table with him.] Jerry: Mr. Sharpe? [sharpe begins to speak quickly.] Leon Sharpe: Paul! Hey, Paul. Good to see you, Paul. [sharpe quickly shakes Jerry's hand.] Sharpe: How ya doin, Paul? [and he still shakes.] Sharpe: You're looking well, Paul. [and still shaking.] Sharpe: How's the family, Paul? [and he is still shaking his hand.] Sharpe: Glad you could make it, Paul. [and he stops.] Jerry: Actually, my name's Jerry. Leon Sharpe:… first rule of business, don't correct the boss. Jerry: Oh… sorry, sir. Leon Sharpe: Don't worry about it, Paul. What are you having? Waiter? Jerry: Well, I thought I'd try the steak. [sharpe shakes his head.] Leon Sharpe: Have you ever had buffalo? Delicious meat. Have the buffalo. [Jerry nods, but Sharpe continues.] Leon Sharpe: I swear it taste like they cut it right off God's ass. Absolutely superb. [Jerry nods, but Sharpe cuts him off by continuing to speak] Leon Sharpe: You're having the buffalo. Everything else on the menu is crap! You hear me? [Jerry nods, but Sharpe continues.] Leon Sharpe: Crap! They should only serve buffalo because everything else is like eating boiled crap! Boiled crap I tell ya! Buffalo! Can't beat it! Buffalo sandwich that's what you'll have! A buffalo sandwich! It doesn't get much better than that! Waiter! [sharpe pauses] Leon Sharpe: My friend and I are ready to order. My friend will have the buffalo… [sharpe smirks.] Leon Sharpe: and I'll have the steak. [Pause, and we hear a voiceover of Leon as the shot is frozen.] Leon Sharpe: It is said that Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% presperation. Sean Connery impersonator: but, it can be sawd dat in this case, Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% insanity Leon Sharpe: Hey, I heard that! [back to the table.] Leon Sharpe: Now Paul, let's get down to business. Jerry: Yes, sir. Leon Sharpe: I want to start with marketing. Jerry: I thought we were here to talk about sales? Leon Sharpe: Paul. Second rule of business. Don't correct the boss! Jerry: I thought that was the first rule of business, sir? [sharpe shakes his head.] Leon Sharpe: Paul. Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul… Paul! You're not up to a good start! Jerry: Sorry, sir. Leon Sharpe: Don't worry about it Paul. Paul the reason I want to talk sales with you is- Jerry: Wait, so are we going to talk sales now? Leon Sharpe: Paul… Do you hate me? Jerry: Why…? No, sir. Leon Sharpe: Why do you hate me, Paul? Jerry: I don't hate you, sir. Leon Sharpe: Come on Paul… you can say it. Jerry: No sir, I don't hate you. [Leon picks up a steak knife.] Leon Sharpe: Paul, you know… and I know… that you… want to drive this steak knife… [sharpe makes a gesture to his chest.] Leon Sharpe: right into my heart! Jerry: No sir. [sharpe forces the knife into Jerry's hands and moves them towards his heart, as Jerry resists.] Leon Sharpe: Come on Paul. Do it! Do it Paul! Drive the steak knife into my heart, Paul! Right in the middle of this four star restaurant! Jerry: No sir, I won't do it! [sharpe lets go of the knife.] Leon Sharpe: Good decision, Paul. Good decision. Because you know what? [pause.] Leon Sharpe: I WAS ONLY KIDDING! [sharpe laughs as Jerry shakes his head.] Jerry: I… I kind of figured you weren't serious, sir. Leon Sharpe: I didn't want you to stab me in chest with this steak knife. That would be crazy! Jerry: Yes sir. Leon Sharpe: All right Paul, no more jokes. Joke time is over. We are here to discuss business. Jerry: Okay sir, where would you like to start? Leon Sharpe: I want to start… with sales! Jerry: Good sir, because I happen to have the sales figures right- Leon Sharpe: No, no Paul. No. I don't want to talk about our sales. I want to start with the sales of… Hadenut! Jerry: Hadenut? Leon Sharpe: Hadenut! Jerry: I… I don't understand, sir, are they a competitor? Leon Sharpe: No, Paul. They are not a competitor. Jerry: … So why are we going to talk about their sales? Leon Sharpe: Paul, did I tell you about the third rule of business? Jerry: Uh… Can I guess sir? Leon Sharpe: You don't have to guess Paul. Cuz' I'm gonna tell you… [sharpe slaps Jerry across the face.] Leon Sharpe: Don't correct the boss! Jerry: Sorry again, sir. Leon Sharpe: Don't worry about it Paul. Now back to Hadenut! Jerry: So why are we talking about their sales, sir? Leon Sharpe: Whoa! Slow down Paul! You're on fire here. Don't you want to know what they make? Jerry: I guess so, sir. Leon Sharpe: They make… (dramatic pause)… Leon Sharpe: bean bag chairs! Jerry: … Beanbag... chairs, sir? Leon Sharpe: That's right Paul… Beanbag chairs! Jerry: Why do we need to talk about the sales of a company that makes beanbag chairs, sir? Leon Sharpe: Paul. Let me ask you a question. What does my company make? Jerry: We make and sell computers, sir. Leon Sharpe: Oh yes.. That's right! We make and sell computers! And I don't know if you know this Paul… but computers are very hard to make. Have you ever tried to make a computer, Paul? Jerry: Uh, no sir. Leon Sharpe: Let me tell you… it's hard! They got all sorts of wire and chips and motherboards and fatherboards. It's crazy! [sharpe laughs.] Leon Sharpe: I mean its very complicated… I once tried to build a computer out of rubber bands and vaseline… and you know what happened? Jerry: No sir. Leon Sharpe: IT BLEW UP! IT BLEW UP RIGHT IN MY FACE! And that's when I thought. I don't know a thing about computers! I don't even know who invented the computer. Do you know Paul? Jerry: I think it was- Leon Sharpe: Johnny Computer, exactly, that's what I thought! But you know what? [sharpe points to Jerry.] Leon Sharpe: We're wrong. It turns out there is not Johnny Computer… or a Philip B. Toaster… Or Albert Deodorant! These people don't exist! And that's when I thought about Santa Claus! Jerry: Santa Claus, sir? Leon Sharpe: Santa Claus. You know who I'm talking about right? Santa Claus big fat guy, red suit, comes once a year on… on… what is it? I'm not quite sure about this.. Jerry: Christmas. Leon Sharpe: Christmas! Now he's a fat man right? That's when I thought… most fat people don't have any purpose in life! [Jerry gasps.] Leon Sharpe: They don't! They just sit on their asses and eat all day. It's a fact! And that's when I thought… Why not just let people sit on them? Jerry: Oh my god... Leon Sharpe: Then I realized that wouldn't work… Jerry: Uh huh… Leon Sharpe: … Because if little kids tried to sit on them… THE FAT PEOPLE WOULD EAT THEM! right? So then I thought… instead of fat people… Jerry: Use bean bag chairs? Leon Sharpe: Almost… let the children sit on bean bag chairs and let the adults… sit on fat people! Jerry: Oh God! Leon Sharpe: And then I thought of you! Jerry: Me, sir? Leon Sharpe: Yes, but not in a sexual way. I would like you to head up this division! Jerry: Sir, I must respectively decline- Leon Sharpe: Starting at $500,000 a year. Jerry: Wha…? Leon Sharpe: Wait better make it $550,000, just to be on the safe side. Jerry: On… the safe side…? Leon Sharpe: And of course you'll need a new office. Jerry: A new office? Leon Sharpe: A corner office! With one, no four secretaries! Jerry: four secretaries? Leon Sharpe: And an expense account! Jerry: And keys to the executive washroom? Leon Sharpe: No of course not! Don't be ridiculous! Jerry: Oh… sorry, sir. Leon Sharpe: You'll have to have your own private washroom. This is an important project and you need to be able to poop in peace! Jerry: Oh… uh, that's great sir. Leon Sharpe: So can I count on you, Paul? Jerry: Sir, let me be the first to congratulate you on our new… beanbag chair/fat people… endeavor. Leon Sharpe: We're gonna be rich, Paul. Very, very rich. Mainly me.. you might be. Jerry: I hope so, sir. [Leon Sharpe raises his water glass for a toast] Leon Sharpe: Here's to business, Paul. Jerry: To business. (they toast) Leon Sharpe: Now where's the waiter with my buffalo? Jerry: Uh, I had the buffalo, sir… Leon Sharpe: Paul… did I ever tell you about the fourth rule of business? Jerry: Sorry, sir. [Fade to black] ---- info.. The preceding was (inspired by/plagarized from) "The Business Lunch" by Sean Slater and the alteration of it by two 'Forensics' Duo people making 'Baxter' into a psychotic Texan done today (which was really good) None of the preceding was real, Leon Sharpe just didn't feel like doing a real update. I may return later.
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    Who will win the SEC West?

    "LSU is a bigger draw for a bowl game, so they will win" what does drawing in a bowl game have to do with winning a game? just curious.. unless you know they fix college football
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    Best College Football Rivalry

    ya know what would be a good rivalry if either school ever wanted to play each other in Football? this is a Basketball rivalry. Arkansas v. Mizzou. But.. to sample the local stuff. Nebraska v. Kansas State has potential as a rivalry. KSU-KU doesn't, since KU sucks cock. KSU-MU doesn't, for the same reasons. Once KSU blows out NU in Lincoln, then maybe KSU-NU won't be so fun either. Modern day trophy game.. Alabama v. Texas A&M (or SMU). Winners get conjugal visits despite repeated violations of rules. I doubt they would ever dare to gave the NCAA death penalty to the Crimson Tide. It would cause fans to rally for UAB/Auburn "Plastic bowl" games in the mean time..
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    The One and Only Smackdown Thread for 11/21/02

    Big Show should wrestle in a suit and pants. Oh yeah.. they should do Brock v. Big Show II on the new Smackdown game maybe Brock wouldn't break Big Show's spine on the game
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    The One and Only Smackdown Thread for 11/21/02

    I think that Nitro wasn't on that night. Nitro was on and what was on Nitro during this time? - David Flair, Torrie Wilson and the Filthy Animals - Konnan v. Saturn
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    The One and Only Smackdown Thread for 11/21/02

    Vanilla Cena v. The Assman is interrupted by.. Dawn Marie and Al Traficant.. I mean Al Wilson Beam me up Al Wilson!
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    I got feedback from Don West!

    I suspected it might be something that could lead to a Cease and Desist or a question.. I want e-mail from Heyman over my screen-name. Haha..
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