Rob E Dangerously

Super Safe HBK Facebuster Pedigree and.. JERICHO GOES OVER IN THE END? Wait.. What?

Brock wrestles better on video games than in real life

chafing!

HHH holds down God!

God is booking HBK to win!

Does my avatar rule or really rule?

Do it for yourself, dudes..

the biggest source for uncounted votes in Missouri is St. Louis. Look for Carnahan to either make this very close or win when they count the votes in the district of Lacy Clay and that jump you noticed with Carnahan was Kansas City and St. Louis counting votes. How long until somebody declares that Largent has lost in Oklahoma, here's the latest there.. 100% of precincts reporting Henry 448,133 43% Largent 441,776 43% Richardson 146,206 14% who the hell is this Richardson anyways? latest from MO U.S. Senator Precincts Reporting 4300 of 4425 Carnahan, Jean DEM 891,866 48.4% Talent, Jim REP 921,737 50.0% Millay, Tamara A. LIB 18,068 1.0% Romano, Daniel (digger) GRE 10,194 .6% Total Votes 1,841,865 U.S. Representative - District 1 Precincts Reporting 373 of 548 Clay, Wm. Lacy DEM 127,181 69.3% Schwadron, Richard REP 51,182 27.9% Higgins, Jim LIB 5,171 2.8% Total Votes 183,534 U.S. Representative - District 3 Precincts Reporting 369 of 554 Gephardt, Richard A. DEM 115,254 58.5% Enz, Catherine S. REP 77,924 39.5% Byington, Daniel (Dan) LIB 3,873 2.0% Total Votes 197,051

[We fade into Leon Sharpe sitting in his den, wearing a knee-brace and an elephant button.] Leon Sharpe - Hello SJL. I want to give you an election day messege. [sharpe drinks down some water.] Leon Sharpe - I am still gone from SJL. I strained my knee and the doctors decided that I couldn't wrestle. So, I went on a different route. [sharpe holds up a picture of himself carrying a "Vote Raczkowski" sign.] Leon Sharpe - I campaigned for the Republican party in Michigan. [sharpe smirks.] Leon Sharpe - But why Leon, why? [sharpe laughs.] Leon Sharpe - Because, due to the sales I have made in t-shirts and wrestling, I am rich. If I vote for a Democrat, then I am just encouraging them to take my money. You see, the US Government has no right to tax my income. The Income Tax is a bastard spawn from hell to me. [sharpe nods.] Leon Sharpe - I hear that Congressman Levin, Senator Levin and Mr. Granholm are winning big time. This disappoints me. You see, you idiots in Detroit are ruining everything. If I wanted to be associated with morons like you all, I'd vote for the Welfare party more often. [sharpe cracks his knuckles.] Leon Sharpe - I have only voted for the Democrats three times. I voted for some guy once, I voted for the other guy and I voted for Geoffrey Fieger for the hell of it. [sharpe laughs.] Leon Sharpe - Now, as for my return. They want to say it will be in December or January. Nothing is for sure. But, keep on your feet. [sharpe smiles as we fade to black.]

Ron Blagosomethingvich is the new Governor in Illinois

then do it

if she's got grass on the field.. play ball! j/k

Evil Gnome idea.. have them holding up random bible verses that are either evil, weird or dissing those neighbors. examples: John 11:35- "Jesus wept" Numbers 15:36- "So the assembly took him outside the camp and stoned him to death, as the LORD commanded Moses" Rev. 17:16- "And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire." Exodus 18:22- "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." and start putting Jack Chick bible tracts in their yard around the gnomes, with notes telling them that gnomes rule hell and they are looking forward to sticking pitchforks in their asses. The tracts are like this or this go for the resurrection

let me bold the parts of importance ------------- On Friday, the Democrats, led by Janet Reno's and Al Gore's attorneys, launched a full-scale legal assault on my organization -- "The Emergency Committee to Stop Bill McBride" -- because we plan to legally and peacefully send independent poll watchers out on Tuesday to monitor voting. But the McBride-Reno-Gore machine in South Florida doesn't want unbiased witnesses at the polls. -------- so, the "Emergency Committee to stop Bill McBride" is mad because the Democrats think they might send biased people out to monitor. What could have ever given them that impression?? Note to future people wishing to prevent voter fraud: Don't chose such a biased-sounding name. Why is this not in CE? because I feel it is too inflamatory for CE. this idea is like a committee called "The Council to stop Jeb Bush" sending in independent monitors to counties with heavy turnout for Jeb. It just doesn't smell right. Anyways, I'd think the Albanian and Russian monitors have less obvious bias in this thing. Bleh..

how about having a Rumble where the winner wins and doesn't go to WM to face the champ?

Maven should get the Stone Cold Stunner as his setup move for the Dropkick MAVEN IS THE NEXT BIG THING! Maven should beat both Guerreros in a hair v. eyebrows match Maven is the best there is, the best there was and the best there will ever be

it was Rosie and Samu

Kinetic ALF R00LZ J00!

is Shape gonna kill people while Trick or Treating?

I got back from a plainly enjoyable High School football game. Between the 3-4 Bears and the 0-7 Patriots. Now, this means something.. this is the first meeting on the new field between the cross-town rivals. Now, let me go over some stuff. We (The Bears team) won, and it was enjoyable. 35-25 was the final. The Patriots went into the game with 31 points all season, but by at least coming close to equaling their TDs all year (they had 4 tonight, before that, the total was 5) and points. But, they are 0-7, they couldn't just beat us. They'd have to hit an extra point first (they hit one tonight, I guess they've had 1 XP all year before). What fun is a game if you can't chant and piss people off? Since it seems that they keep a watch on the Student section, they swooped in on us a few times. They made sure we couldn't just have a huge bullhorn. Probably a good idea. They let us keep the small one, and we repeatedly played the funeral theme. The principal was quite displeased with us going into a chant of "Na na na Na na na Hey hey hey Goodbye" after going up 35-18. So what if this school has claimed a history of being good sports. This is a rivalry sucka! anyways, we probably took that philosophy since we never consistantly won in football (we did supposedly get on Letterman during our 30+ game losing streak in the 80s) Also, I'd say the local cop (I didn't see any other cops) were not happy when fans jumped the fence to run on the field after we won. So what? We won the 'Wagon Wheel' dealie. We sunk them to 0-8. Negative notes: People parked everywhere, not to mention the dumbasses who haven't realized that the road to the school goes from two to one lane so they have to merge and slow people down. Could have worked better with more confetti (more on that later) Positive notes: Starting off the events by blowing up alot of stuff (in this case, Fireworks) and having the lights off for it rocked. I'd guess the 7pm start was delayed as they waited for the lights to come on and all that. One more thing: Confetti. To be precise.. now, at the start of this game, they shot off a shitload of confetti into the stands. After all five of our touchdowns, they shot off confetti. I want them to keep the confetti gun. the fact that I wore a huge yellow wig for the fourth quarter rocked. Although I wanted to keep it. So.. with two more games with teams that were 2-5 before tonight in our district, winning the district is very possible. Next game is on Halloween night, then a November 8th game. Sure, both teams may suck, but the team just hasn't ever done that. Since both games are away games, it just won't be as fun when we beat them all (and go to the playoffs) I guess next year (for our first homegame in 2003), they will mention to the fans to "Not jump the fences to run onto the field at the end of games". That won't work. Now, remember the crazy times of sports, or just the times when "The man" went fascist on you all and stopped the fun. Remember the stuff.. now..

Here's the method to do this. Take a match from the start (when the bell rings) to the end (when three is counted), copy and paste it into a window. Save the match. Go to a directory and look at the size of it. For example: it could be 1.66KB 1.66KB will turn into the number 1660 for this. Divide 1660 by 16.66666. and you get 99.60. Which means the 1.66KB match, under my formula, is 99 seconds long. Let me try it on a few guinea pigs. #1- Edwin v. Chris from the last PPV. #2- Sharpe v. Blank, my version of it. #1 is 45.2KB, first off, I alter that to 45.20KB, if I don't and I put it in, it will read it as a 4.52KB match. Second, I add the zero, making it 45200 and divide by 16.66666, which gives me 2712 seconds. Some more addition determines that Edwin MacPhisto's title win over Chris Wilson to have been done in 45 minutes, 12 seconds. Now, to #2. #2 is 16.3KB, which is changed to 16300 (add an 0, since the KB should be four digits [yes, if it was 4.52KB, it'd be fine, 04.52KB, four digits. Exception granted for those 100KB matches] and add another 0 to the thing), divide that by 16.666, and I get 978 seconds. Convert that and I get an answer, which is 16 minutes, 12 seconds. Any comments or possible quirks you've run into with all this? ReD

*Gives the F5 to the Shape* *sends in Bradshaw, who anally violates the Shape* *Runs off on a scooter*

Big McLargeHuge Flyboy Kinetic

*Brock Colli finds The Shape and gives it the F5* Happy Halloween!

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