Rob E Dangerously

3 minutes? will Rosey and Jamal attack HHH in the cemetary or something?

so.. this should lead to Kane beating up HHH, drugging him and then putting him into a car to be molested by a dozen men, right? or HBK will just stop this

so.. will this skeleton humping cause La Parka to come to the WWE to avenge the skeleton?

Miami being ranked #6 by some idiots is just outrageous

nice timing there

Four Interceptions in one game, is that a record? and his team isn't losing! You suck Arizona! Quincy, just run the option now

The WWF should lease Big Show out to Japan and tell him to spend his time there growing his hair out back to the length of the 1996 Giant

Fuck you all! the streets will flow with the blood of the non believers!

Stacy with RVD? I thought the purpose of a manager was to 'cut promos for a guy'. I don't think Stacy cuts promos that well

CWM dreamer redbaron

Moorer got KOed by friggin' George Foreman, remember? Why not just do a Kurt Angle v. Mike Tyson match, work it, and let Kurt make Mike tap?

Quincy Carter-a-mania continues as the Cards miss another FG. This could be a tie

My unlikely swerve in this angle: Paul Bearer comes down to the ring during the match, then at the end, he hits Kane with the urn. Next night on RAW: HHH comes out with a giant hat and the old Undertaker gimmick, doing the "Dead Man" gimmick. During his matches, HHH sits up from finishers and moves, he rarely sells and he does the Pedigree in a slow methodical fashion. Paul Bearer then reveals that he was Katie Vick's real father, therefore, Kane was screwing his half-sister. and the HHHtaker chimes in with "Kane, I am That... Damn... Good". What's the unlikely swerves in this feud that you can think of?

There are three types of orgasms. There's the religious orgasms That includes stuff like "OH GOD!" The enthusiastic orgasms. Which is "OH YES!" and the fake orgasms. Which go like this "OH PRINCE PAUL!"

Tony149 CWM TRITEC

transcribed.. "Katie Vick was a friend o' mine, WHAT?, and Katie Vick is dead. WHAT? I said she is dead. But I didn't kill her. It was an accident, and I am NOT a murderer! See, Katie and I were friends about ten years ago, back when I was Television champion, WHAT? I said TV champion. WHAT? The champion of Television. In fact, she came to my matches and she was probably the only one that cared when I was gettin' beat up. WHAT? When I was getting beat up. I cared about her, too. One night Katie and I, uh - we went to a party and Katie had too much to drink. WHAT? She had a tequila, She had a margarita. She had a root beer. WHAT? She was plastered. So I decided that I should drive her home. I wasn't real familiar with a stick shift, WHAT?, I said I couldn't drive her truck that well, but Katie insisted that we take her car, ah - it was dark... the road was slick 'cause it was raining, WHAT?, because it was raining, WHAT?, because moisture turned into rain and came down in liquid form on the ground, and a animal jumped right out in front of us and he had his beedy eyes on the toughest son of a bitch then in the WCW, and uh...I swerved...swerved to uh, to avoid it, and the car spun out of control and went off the road, and, I was dazed. WHAT? I was confused. WHAT? I wasn't sure where I was. But Katie was killed instantly, WHAT? I said she was dead. But it was an accident!! But it's something that I have to live with, and...something that I've thought about every day since. So, the only thing that I have left to say is what I said to Katie's parents. 'She's dead, and that's all I have to say about that!" *hit HHH music* HHH - "Oh, boo hoo, Austin. Boo hoo. You've got me all choked up with your touching story, Austin. But since you're out here baring your soul, why don't you tell the world the whole truth? Why don't you tell the world how, when the people from that party were questioned, they all said that you were drinking, too, Austin?" Austin - "Oh hell yeah I was drinking. I drank down a half dozen. HHH - "Uh.. Why don't you tell everybody how, when the police got to the accident scene, there were empty beer cans in the car and all around the crime scene." Austin - "Hey, I had to kill some time until the cops showed up. My beer opening hand was almost hurt." "And more importantly, Austin, why don't you explain to the world how, when doctors did the autopsy on Katie Vick's body, the doctors found *your* semen?" Austin - "WHAT?" HHH - "Your semen" Austin - "WHAT?" HHH - "the white discharge from your penis consisting of sperm" Austin - "That's better" HHH - "Yeah.. That's right, Austin.. oh, Katie Vick was a whole lot more than just a 'friend' to you, wasn't she, Austin? The fact is you loved Katie Vick. You were *madly* in love with Katie Vick. The problem was, Katie Vick LIKED you - she didn't love you, Austin. Katie didn't share your 'special' feelings that you had. Come on, Austin, honestly, who can blame her? Look at you. Who could realistically love a redneck freak like you?" Austin - "You big nosed jackass, Beer loves me!" HHH - "Uh.. Now, Austin...I know that you weren't charged with murder, I know you weren't even charged with manslaughter. But Austin, facts are facts." Austin - "HHH, remember when I dropped you in that car? You son of a bitch" HHH - "Um.. yeah.. And the fact is... Austin, the fact is that all this points to you. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it. YOU - KILLED - KATIE - VICK. But Austin, the question I have is...on that night, did you...force Katie Vick to have sex with you while she was alive....or did you just wait, and do it to her when she was dead?" Austin - "Do you want to know when I had sex with Katie Vick? WHAT? you want to know when I had intercourse with her? WHAT? Let me explain it." *pause* Austin - "If you fans think that I got Katie Vick to give me head while I drove, GIMME A HELL YEAH!" Crowd - "Enfer d'Oh ouais!" Austin - "What?" Crowd - "Ce qui?" Austin - "If you fans think that I had sex with Katie Vick's corpse, GIMME A HELL YEAH!" HHH - "Uh.. hell yeah!" Austin - "You don't count. HHH, I had sex with Katie Vick, and then I drank some beer. Then I made a pina colada. Then I humped her corpse in the coffin. WHAT? I said I got frisky with the non-living. HHH, all that doesn't matter because on Sunday, I'm gonna whoop your ass and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!" ---- later that night Austin - "I'm going out for a beer" *Austin is never seen again in the WWF*

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The Source of the Force Those "..." are the spots where ESPN cut up my letter. Bastards. I guess the guy before me explaining why Denkinger didn't cost them the series covered it better. Oh, to Ken Schmidt of Wilbraham, Mass.: "Stick it brutha" <-- a bit more known. I think.

My way: Gunn gets a main event with Brock, and Brock destroys him, no-selling the Famasser, One and Only and finishing him with the F-5. Then, all the heels (Matt Hardy, the Guerreros, Angle, Noble, Tajiri, D-Von, Ron Simmons and Chris Benoit) come out and punk out Gunn some more. Each hitting a finisher on him and holding off other babyfaces. As the faces are beaten back, we hear a boom. Out comes New Jack with his weapons. He scares the heels out of the ring with a exacto-blade, before using it on Billy Gunn's forehead and punking out some faces. SD will close with Gunn pouring blood. Next SD, we get the Billy Gunn tribute video to Sagat's "Funk Dat", showing him as a Smokin' Gunn, Rockabilly, a Bad Ass, Mr. Ass, The One, The Gay One and Now. Then, Stephanie announces that Billy Gunn has been fired. How would you bury Billy Gunn?

Not my problem that some people are either dumb or whiny. Uh huh.. it's easy to just say "I was kidding" after saying something stupid. None of us can be sure that you mean that. You could be ducking of out of a stupid comment and trying to look smart. Will that involve becoming our own 'Guerrerosault' here? That's the ticket.. sarcastic. You know what helps people find out about the tone of your posts? IF THEY CAN READ MINDS. It looks like you are just bailing some more there. Trying to pull off a 'swerve', aren't you Banky Eddy? Why? don't they have enough matches at the PPV? Do most fans remember D'Lo as the first victim of them? Yeah, which is why they both got punked out by Kane, isn't it? So, they are pointless, but they go somewhere. But, if they went somewhere, wouldn't that give it somewhat of a point? Where did the Snuka attack go? the Minidust attack? the attack on the Lesbians? or Mae? They ran the gimmick into the ground. I'm sure that with Patterson injured by them, they WILL be in deep shit. They are sloppy wrestlers. Uh.. whatever. Are you even buying the show in the first place? Actually wrestle.. like in NCAA? Banky, you have a way of using words. Sure, Eddy and Chavo could wrestle, but throwing them in a random match (or with Rikishi and Mark Henry) wouldn't do to much for them either. Much like how you mentioned all the stuff Eddy did for the WWE? Eddy could do well in a ME stint, but how old is he now? 36 or so? He was wrestling in 1989. That's not relevant. Sure, he had the no DQ match, and the ladder match. It depends on how they go over with the fans in regards to their success. Sure.. try for the main event with Eddy. See how it works. I doubt it will happen though *Scott Hall 'oooooh' finger movement* Oooooooh... Banky Eddy's getting mad now. I'm being sassy. Who the hell still uses that term to describe attitude? I'm sure women might. Banky, I just got sick of your constant whining over the Guerreros at the PPV. It's not my problem that I don't respond well to people who are being idiots. and I tried so hard to cover it up too! , I didn't just flame you there, I know the rules. and you'll take the small horse. How noble of you. Sure, it means nothing though. too late there Banky. I'm gonna be sleeping for awhile, so don't expect a reply until the morning, if not then, then the afternoon.

source from the page linked, I was able to find a gem of American TV. The B&B video of "If I only had a Brain" Higher! Give it awhile to load. But, I have the urge to download more videos of videos from the show. At least until they get the sense (and lawyers) to release it on DVD.

but the reason they were disappointed was because he turned out straight. Comparing me to them is an obvious statement that he is calling me gay like them. I just felt like it'd be a fun idea to find humiliating ways to bury Billy Gunn He could have named alot of people who don't like Gunn or are disappointed with him, but he named the Gay and Lesbian Alliance against Defamation. Obviously he was trying to refer to me in that way

I was just refuting the thought that Banky only did it in NHB. One reason why it didn't end up as a flaming war is because I haven't chosen to reply to him there

No no.. you are all wrong. Banky has stepped out of the NHB board. To quote him from the "How should Billy Gunn be buried and kicked out of, the WWE?" thread in the WWE folder Now, with the GLAAD mention, Banky has refered to me as a homosexual. If he wanted to say that Gunn let me down, he could have left out the GLAAD part. But, he put it in because GLAAD was disappointed over Gunn not really being gay. I can't see how you could say that Banky wasn't refering to me as a homosexual. Therefore, that is his flame towards me in the WWE folder. He has flamed out of the NHB folder. There is no other way to see that post. I don't care if it was a 'joke' (which will probably be his lame 'cop-out'), it is still a flame, it is still trolling (I did not mention Banky in that thread at all either). There's your first piece of proof of Banky's non NHB trolling.

Ok Blanky.. do you always make good first impressions?