Rob E Dangerously

What kind of matchups are we thinking will happen at SurSer2k2? let me go though mine Smackdown side of the card: 1- Jamie Noble, Tajiri, Crash Holly and Guido (new signee) take on Shannon Moore, Spanky (new signee), Kidman and Funaki 2- D-Von and Ron Simmons team with Chavo and Eddy Guerrero (who I'd give the SD tag titles) to face Billy and Chuck and Rikishi and Mark Henry 3- Rey Mysterio Jr, Mattitude and another babyface (John Cena? Undertaker, if he stays?) take on Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit and Edge in a 'wildcard' match where the survivors at a shot at Brock Lesnar later that night 4- Brock Lesnar against the survivors RAW part: 1- Rosey, Jamal, Lance Storm and William Regal take on Jeff Hardy, Tommy Dreamer, Bubba Dudley and Spike Dudley in a 'tag elimination' match 2- Steven Richards, Batista, Test and Rico take on D'Lo Brown, Hurricane, Al Snow and Goldust 3- Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam and Christian take on Booker T, Ric Flair and Kane in a 'wildcard' match where the winners get a shot at Triple H later 4- Triple H takes on the survivors. Oh yeah, the results part SD1- put over Spanky, faces go over Raw1- either the Samoans or the Brit Canadians survive SD2- Eddy and Chavo survive Raw2- Hurricane and Goldust (or Batista) SD3- Angle and Benoit (or Angle and Edge) survive Raw3- RVD survives SD4- Brock over Edge and Angle, screwy finish, Brock pins Edge Raw4- HHH v. RVD: Personal perference any ideas from you all?

link This is the only source for his music, but it's pretty weirdly funny. "The girls in New York are pretty hot but the ones in California make me hornier"

I'd say Kane escaped and tried to wrestle while Bearer was too busy making the coffin for Undertaker/Kamala

next week: Rosey and Jamal are pummelled by more former victims (Moolah, Mae, Minidust, Lillian, and Snuka)

I'm pretty busy with school work and all that will probably prevent me from showing up. So, I'm gonna take a break for awhile. But, I still have my spot on the JL stats thread, just in case. LS

Ya know what the WWE could do to hetero-ize them? bring in a guy who plays mindgames with them by pretending to be gay and all that. Not blatantly gay but subtlely gay. Maybe a stalker. But give it to some shithead like Bull Buchanan

so.. will John Cena team with Chuck to furthur 'hetero-ize' him?

I e-mailed him and made a subtle hint to hit people with his cast

the chant was "Hey Stacy. I really love you. Won't you be my girl?" I want a sequel!

In October 2001, just after Austin defeated Angle for the WWF title. A swerve occurs. Austin disappears, then Angle disappears and then Rock disappears. None of them are seen before No Mercy. No Mercy, which was Angle/Austin/RVD, Jericho/Rock is changed to RVD/Jericho for both titles. But, during the main event. Austin comes out, then Angle comes out, then Rock comes out. All three storm the ring and end the match. The following night, they explain that they disappeared to hear from a wise man. They declare that the WWF/Alliance war has gone on for too long and since it's a Vince v. Shane thing, the wrestlers are fighting instead of the owners, causing harm to their careers. They state that they are here to end the war. They offer both sides a chance to co-exist. This isn't accepted, so at Survival Series, the main event is.. WWF: Jericho, Kane and Undertaker Alliance: RVD, Booker and Shane Peace: Angle, Austin and Rock If the WWF wins, the Alliance leaves If the Alliance wins, the WWF leaves If the Peace Squad wins, both sides must co-exist and end their feud. So, in the big match, guess who wins.. yep.. the Peace squad. and then the ratings tank.

didn't HHH already go over Hogan in June on SD?

You try putting up a lineup or are you just moody because Benoit and Angle are near each other?

Judge: "Mr. Alfonso, tell us what happened that day when you borrowed Ms Hyatt's car" Bill: "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT DADDY, I WAS ALL OVER THE ROAD, THAT CAR WAS TOO POWERFUL FOR ME DADDY! I TRIED TO CONTROL IT BUT IT WAS LIKE A WILDCAT DADDY, UNSTOPPABLE!"

from WCMB: "Now, I know there are generally two lines of thinking in regard to Lance Storm. One is that he should be partnered up with Justin Credible and reform the Impact Players. The other being Storm should be more agressive(whatever that means...just recall reading that quite a bit). My suggestion would have the WWE purchase the Patriot gimick from Tom Brandi and start running promos claiming "the Patriot is coming". A few weeks later Storm could appear as the Patriot. The exception to the norm would be that THIS Patriot would be disresptful to the US, as he would disgard the flag to the ground as he entered the ring. He would do things like lose a flag match to say William Regal on purpose. The NEW Patriot would sarcastically praise the US in the the same way the Rougeaus used to do when they were the "All American Boys"." ----- and Lance can come out to a remix of "All American Boys" (titled "All American Boy") "I don't like heavy metal, I don't like rock'n'roll, all I wanna listen to is Barry Manilow"

Kane is the guy who poses as a girl in chat rooms

Lance Storm's "Canadian Patriot" finisher would be "The Eh Bomb".

Test should have a 'hair v. bodyhair' match with Albert

Test should just adapt and 'tap his foot on the ground' to 'load it up' for the Big Boot

I just noticed that I ripped off the Billy Gunn mugshot! "Hey, where's my props?"

One observation from Eddy's mugshot.. His height/weight is listed as five foot eight and 250 pounds. JESUS CHRIST EDDY! man..

Al-Farooq Camp: Cuz we need beer money, TO MAKE THE STREETS FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS! Not so funny now, eh?

Rob Stone talking about Buchanan would be less amusing to me if he didn't repeatedly screw up the spelling of his last name. It didn't help his points when he started citing links from "The people who brought you the John Birch Society" for his Panama claims. Jimmy Carter winning was odd to me. But, it's hard to pick somebody who has worked the best for peace in a year of war like this.

Now that Mike Taylor dropped out of the race, the top conservative candidate is the Libertarian who... turned himself blue. Ya know.. just in my PO'ed attitude over the Senate war vote and Baucus (D-MT) voting for it, I hope Stan "The Blue Guy" Jones puts out a good showing. I doubt we have any TSM posters from Montana anyways. I just don't want one guy to win 90% to like 5%, it was 54-39 (or 59-34) for Max against Taylor, if people tried, then Jones could get over 10%, he's known in the media (mainly for turning himself blue) and that means he might get the best results in a Congress race for the Libertarians. None of this would have happened if Mike Taylor did the right thing and burned the tapes for his Hair Salon.

RollingChop: I stole this from another user on this board. It might have been used on Smackdown. Or not. I'm not sure.