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Show #1: Fight It Out Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Kamala pinned Albert with the Air Africa in 0:01:26. Rating: 1/2* Two-out-of-three-Falls Match: Edge beat Test 2 falls to 1: x Edge beat Test via the Edge-a-cution in 0:06:56 x Test beat Edge via the Test Drive in 0:08:29 x Edge beat Test via a spear in 0:09:35 Rating: * 3/4 Strap Match: The Head Hunters defeated The Hardy Boyz in 0:02:45. Rating: * 3/4 Iron Man Match: Kurt Angle drew Chris Jericho: x time limit expired (K. Angle and C. Jericho) in 0:05:00 Rating: * 3/4 Chain Match: Rikishi defeated Hollywood Hogan in 0:01:15. Rating: -* Barbed Wire Board Nail Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Rick Steamboat made Ric Flair submit to a double chickenwing submission in 0:03:42. Rating: *** Coal Miner's Glove Match: Kurrgan pinned Rob Van Dam with the Sidewalk Slam in 0:08:05. Rating: -* 1/2 Ladder Match: Sid Vicious defeated Paul Wight in 0:09:42. Rating: -** 1/4 Ladder Match: The Undertaker defeated Eric Bischoff in 0:26:39. Rating: -** 1/2 [Winner gets a 10 album record deal]: Jesse James pinned P.N. News with the Pumphandle Slam in 0:00:40. Rating: -1/2* Electric Chair Match: Viscera defeated Eddie Guerrero in 0:04:48. Rating: 1/2* Bed of Thumbtacks No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Rico defeated Rey Misterio Jr. in 0:07:17. Rating: ** 1/4 Submission Match: Kane made Billy Gunn submit to a choke lift in 0:29:38. Rating: * [Mud Wrestling Match]: Taipei Death Match: One Man Gang pinned Bam Bam Bigelow with the 747 Splash in 0:02:06. Rating: -3/4* Buried Alive Match: The Ultimate Warrior defeated Roddy Piper in 0:11:29. Rating: -1/4* Handicap-Ladder Match: Kevin Nash defeated Low Ki, Jerry Lynn and A.J. Styles in 0:36:33. Rating: ** Kevin Nash is on his way up. Kevin Nash is half-way up. Kevin Nash is almost on top of the ladder. Kevin Nash is in grabbing distance. Kevin Nash has retrieved the lifetime contract with the WWE. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winner is Kevin Nash. Time of match: 0:36:25 Meanwhile in the back, David Arquette is hit by a White Hummer Vince Russo pinned Marty Jannetty after an eye poke in 0:00:36. Rating: -** 1/4 They lock up. Marty Jannetty takes Vince Russo down with a German suplex. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Marty Jannetty uses an atomic drop on Vince Russo. Marty Jannetty goes for an atomic drop, but Vince Russo counters it with a backward kick. Vince Russo nails Marty Jannetty with an eye poke. Vince Russo is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Marty Jannetty complains about a fast count. Quite a few boos are audible. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:00:36 Russo and Jannetty have swerved the fans! But then, the Mean Street Posse comes out and challenges them to a Hell in a Cell match! Hell in the Cell Cage Match: Vince Russo and Marty Jannetty defeated The Mean Street Posse when Jannetty pinned Gas with the Showstopper in 0:07:47. Rating: -** 3/4 Ladder Match: Triple H defeated Shawn Michaels in 0:20:00. Rating: *** Show #2- Vince Russo comes out to criticize Flair, Steamboat, HHH and Michaels for their matches on the last show, chiding their matches as 'boring'. Russo has a solution, he will have four special matches for these four men. The matches will be as follows: HHH v. Duke the Dumpster in a Dumpster match HBK v. Marty Jannetty in a 'blindfold' match Ric Flair v. Giant Gonzalez in a ladder match Rick Steamboat v. Zeus Also, he will take on another innovator for the 'Big Gold Belt' Meanwhile, we see Albert WALKING~! in preparation for his tag match with Kamala against the Head Hunters Kamala and Albert defeated The Head Hunters when Kamala made Head Hunter B submit to a bearhug in 0:11:58. Rating: -3/4* Wedding: Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy got married in 0:04:55. Handicap-Towel Match: The Insane Clown Posse defeated Rico when J made Rico submit to a jumping DDT in 0:16:16. Rating: 1/2* Stretcher Match: Chuck Palumbo defeated Rey Misterio Jr. in 0:03:36. Rating: * [Lifetime Contract v. Immunity]: Iron Man Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Kevin Nash beat Test 3 falls to 2: x Nash beat Test via the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:03:38 x Test beat Nash via the Test Drive in 0:07:55 x Nash beat Test via a side suplex in 0:08:33 x Test beat Nash via a big boot in 0:08:44 x Nash beat Test via the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:14:31 x time limit expired (Test and Nash) in 0:15:00 Rating: * Casket Match: The Ultimate Warrior defeated The Undertaker in 0:02:58. Rating: 1/4* Elimination Match: The Oddities (Giant Silva and Kurrgan) and Giant Singh beat A.J. Styles, Jerry Lynn and Low Ki 3 falls to 0: x Singh beat Ki via the Giant bomb in 0:08:42 x Singh beat Lynn via a powerbomb in 0:15:09 x Singh beat Styles via a powerbomb in 0:15:29 Survivors: Kurrgan, Giant Silva, Giant Singh Rating: 1/4* Handicap-Match: X-Pac defeated Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho when X-Pac pinned C. Jericho with the X-Factor in 0:00:08. Rating: * They lock up. X-Pac executes the X-Factor on Chris Jericho. Quite a few boos are audible. X-Pac goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. X-Pac is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The winner is X-Pac. Time of match: 0:00:08 Banana on a Pole Match: Shane McMahon and Stacy Keibler defeated The Mean Street Posse when S. Keibler pinned Rodney with the Spin Wheel Kick in 0:11:33. Rating: -** 1/2 Zeus made Rick Steamboat submit to the Bearhug in 0:04:37. Rick Steamboat suffered a sprained ankle. He will be out for approximately 2 cards. Rating: -* 1/2 Ladder Match: El Gigante defeated Ric Flair in 0:11:39. Rating: DUD Ric Flair is inching his way towards the ropes. Ric Flair escapes from the hold after being trapped for 12 seconds. El Gigante tries to climb the ladder. El Gigante is on his way up. El Gigante is half-way up. El Gigante is almost on top of the ladder. El Gigante is in grabbing distance. El Gigante has retrieved the keys to Ric Flair's car. The crowd is giving El Gigante a standing ovation. The winner is El Gigante. Time of match: 0:11:36 Blindfold match No-Time-Limit-Match: Marty Jannetty pinned Shawn Michaels after a superkick in 0:00:43. Rating: * They lock up. Marty Jannetty goes for a back suplex, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels goes for a vertical suplex, but Marty Jannetty reverses it. Marty Jannetty chops Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels kicks Marty Jannetty. A small "Shawn Michaels" chant is being started. Marty Jannetty takes Shawn Michaels down with a superkick. Marty Jannetty takes Shawn Michaels down with a superkick. Marty Jannetty is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Marty Jannetty is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The winner is Marty Jannetty. Time of match: 0:00:43 Dumpster Match: Triple H defeated Duke Droese in 0:04:55. Rating: 1/2* Stretcher Match: Abdullah the Butcher defeated Ahmed Johnson in 0:41:43. Rating: -**** 1/4 Two-out-of-three-Falls Falls-Count-Anywhere Match for the vacant Big Gold Belt: Vince Russo beat Eric Bischoff 2 falls to 1: x Bischoff beat Russo via the Fed-Ex-ecution in 0:02:46 x Russo beat Bischoff via the Crash TV in 0:12:21 x Russo beat Bischoff via a small package in 0:18:04 Rating: -*** 3/4 (Vince Russo won the Big Gold Belt.) More to come!

After looking over some maps. It's full of it. Nothing to see here.

they should have done 'Capture the Midget!'

actually Flyboy.. she was mine before she was yours.

well.. to rebut.. you look like Danica McKellar (from your avatar), so that's a good thing. Uh.. yeah.. Funaki can have his win..

Christina is gonna claim her crown as the 'whore of all media.' Move over Britney

Kane is an evil word bastard! (TimeCube reference)

Using that logic, Benoit beat HHH in the 'Quad' match and Benoit owes HHH a job

Who still owes HHH a job? Ultimate Warrior Who else?

The Barbarian helped kill the Roman Empire with Kane's consent

X-Who? Kane killed Nailz. Ya know..

This is the Timecube Professors are evil word bastards!

Yeah, with how Paul Bearer was away with the Undertaker, Kane could have murdered hundreds of people. Kane killed Giant Gonzalez with a rolling pin

and the deputy also

Does he use his gloved hand or his ungloved hand to perform abortions?

Bob, don't be so sad. Regal would make a fine hooker in Las Vegas' 'transsexual' alley. Does that help?

Kane dared Bradshaw to start his anal raping spree

Not unless you love the Time Cube

Kane is an opponent of Nature's Simultanious Harmonious Time Cube!

Kane cursed the Atlanta Braves to be choke artists

Paul Bearer: "Kane didn't kill that girl, but it was the Undertaker!" *whisper to Paul* Paul Bearer: "Why didn't you tell me he wasn't on this show?"

Kane has shot eight people in the DC area in the past week.

More proof that Kane is an evil Communist!!

everybody has been beaten since I linked Kane to Communism

ya know.. Jesuit schools don't play NCAA football (Marquette, Creighton, St. Louis).. I noticed that