Rob E Dangerously

Cutthroat for Commish.. heheh.. j/k

You all do know that Hotmail allows for alot of spam to be sent to the free accounts so they will give in and buy more storage, right?

We fade to a dark room, We see one man in the shadows. Upon further inspection, the man in the room is none other than Leon Sharpe. "Hello.." Sharpe pauses for a moment. "You see.. I am just coming off.." Sharpe pauses again, and takes a drink. "Coming off a travesty" Sharpe pauses again. "You see, how they said I lost my title was a mere sham" Sharpe nods "I was never pinned. One of the first things I knew of in wrestling was that the champion can’t lose his title without being pinned or submitting" Sharpe sneers "But, when that son of a bitch eliminated me, I lost my title. I lost my title in a deliberate robbery. I stepped onto the grounds of the SWF, and they robbed me of my title. I went over the top rope with that son a bitch and I lost my title. It’s a god damn example of highway robbery. I was robbed. I was put into a match where all five of those morons could team up and eliminate me and then have the title to themselves." Sharpe shakes his head "Now, just so you know. This morning, I had the t-shirts of myself recalled. It was a pre-emptive move. You see, after what I will do for the next few weeks, you may not want to buy my shirt. I decided the best way to get my title back is to not pander to fans, and instead do anything I can do to win the belt back. I got some attitude, so just flee now. All of you may want to pass on my shirt after I kick the crap out of your heroes Tim Dillon, Eijiro Fasaki and Johnny Dangerous. Don’t worry, my t-shirts will be back and you’ll be back. When I win the European title back, I will be vindicated" Sharpe grumbles "I would snap every one of their backs in a one on one match. All four of them teamed up on me. All four of them will be eating their meals though straws soon" Sharpe cracks his knuckles. "I’ll do that to Kamikaze. Kamikaze. The guy who sees an ex-girlfriend that nobody else notices. Maria, Maria, just like a West Side Story. I don’t care if you’re in Cleveland, Erie or Spanish Harlem, when I get my shot, I will kick your teeth down your throat. I am the real threat to your illegitimate title. You have my belt, and that is a criminal action of theft, and it is punishable by.." Sharpe pauses "Execution" Sharpe growls. "Who’s next on the list? Oh yeah.. Ichiro Fasaki. The guy who wrestles because he loves it. Good for you. But, if you loved breathing, you would have helped me out and made sure to jump over the top when needed. You instead conspired to screw me out of my title. Just like the cockroach that you are, you felt it would be better for your chances if you teamed up with three other guys and tried to get rid of me. Eijiro, Ichiro, names are only good for autographs, credit cards and bragging rights. Your name won’t matter when I get the shot at you. I don’t care if you can’t beat anybody better than Blankoo, because I’ll wipe the canvas with your face." Sharpe chuckles. "Eijiro, I know Jack the Ripper, I beat Jack the Ripper a few times. It won’t matter if you beat Jack the Ripper, lose to Jack the Ripper or masturbate Jack the Ripper with a handkerchief because I am coming to get you" Sharpe sneers and pauses for a moment. "What about Tim Dillon? That punk. Remember when we had a small alliance? Guess what Tim.. when you screwed me over, you just sealed yourself in your coffin and I will be sending you off to Ireland. Timmy, kiss your blarney stone goodbye. I will make sure that when it comes to us, I will face you soon amd I will kick the crap out of you. I know that after you face Fugu, you won’t want none of me, I’ll take your ass from Limerick to Downtown Belfast and I will avenge my title loss on your face." Sharpe laughs. "And this takes me to my first victim in the Revenge Tour" Sharpe starts humming "Yep, it’s the Pink Panther himself, the Barracuda." Sharpe grumbles "Bar-ra-cuda" Sharpe starts to chuckle "You’re named after a lousy car, a failed CFL team and a worthless fish. Obviously the boys in the secret services don’t get name advice from the Mafia" Sharpe shakes his head. "You.. Johnny.. being an agent.. would know how to screw people over. You put this together, didn’t you? You know you couldn’t beat Leon Sharpe by yourself, so you decided to team up with some stooges. Johnny, it’s time for blowback for your actions. Johnny.. James Bond can’t save you, Maxwell Smart can’t save you, and you can’t save yourself, so just lay back for the ride. I’m gonna make an example out of you. Johnny, you should just bite down on the cyanide before I make it really ugly." Sharpe pauses "Johnny, Buy the Shirt, and use it to wipe off all the blood on your face from me breaking your nose. Get the point?" We fade to black

Bad Really Bad Really Really Bad or Tr-INT returns to throw to the Jets defense. My prediction: Chiefs 55 Jets 10

[We fade off to a commercial that at a car lot. We see a man walk up to the front to buy a car, when Leon Sharpe walks out of the dealership.] "Leon Sharpe Ford!" [We see Sharpe asking the customer something and him replying with a no.] "At Leon Sharpe Ford, no credit? we don't care!!" [We notice Sharpe asking the customer something else and him nodding no.] "No down payment? We still don't care!!!" [We see the customer 'several months later' at the dealership explaining something to Leon Sharpe] "Don't make your payment!?! THEN WE CARE!!!!" [sharpe picks up the customer into a press slam position and throws him though the windshield.] "LEON SHARPE FORD! Located in Detroit, Flagstaff and Omaha. The Best Damn Deal Around." [sharpe glares at the camera.] Leon Sharpe - and if any of the other dealerships say they have a better deal, we'll kick their asses!!!!! and we might make our deal better also. "Leon Sharpe Ford! Buy the Car!" [We fade out.]

4000? What? 4000? What made me think that I was that far? Damnit.. ------ Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single mornin It wa driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's BUTT I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ahhhh So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "WHO IS IT?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went a little something like this . . . Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, (more screaming) I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated weiner dog And as luck wouls have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseperable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' upi for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming (screaming sounds) You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I hate sauerkraut That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandry Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque ----- uh.. yeah..

KC should try and beat the 45 points in one half that the Seahawks got. Run it up.. go for 73 points (to beat the record of 72 points in the reg. season) The Fins didn't have a good time passing on KC, remember? Chad passed for 280 on the Jags and got 3 points out of that. He can pass for 400 yards on the Chiefs and get two TDs.

What strikes me as weird is that, according to this theory, CapHillBlue and Wired are posting articles on the internet to discredit the internet. I'd think guys like him discredit the net more than some of the junk that is part of the 'conspiracy' to do so.

^^ knows that 'is the excuse they all use'

^^ loves ZacAlex90130

Lita is alot better off with my dick in her mouth. Uh.. anyways..

Mak Francis = "Makky-Kate Olsen" CIA = "CIAshley Olsen"

let me just note that I've done this deal before. This was during the 6 months where I had Sharpe hailing from Arizona (he moved back to Detroit)

I love shoot comments that aren't meant to be shoot comments

Next week will be worse.. Bears v. Packers

Guido v. Johnny FBI v. Mamalukes Who are the real Italians?!?!

Raven and Richards.. BRING BACK DANCIN' STEVIE!

From the Star Tribune, re: the Ventura/Castro meeting. Fidel is sick of his men like Fidel Sierra and Cuban Assassin screwing the job up, so he's gonna take on Hogan himself! Hahaha.. "No! Hogan just got hit by the Cuban Missile Dropkick!" "Here comes Nikolai Volkoff! This match is being thrown out! We will settle America v. Cuba at some later time!"

enjoy -------- Cactus Jack: I say, "Mikey look at the leaves changing color. The beauty of the fall foilage". But you were too cool to care, weren't you Mikey? I'd say, "Mikey, this is a cassette that means alot to me. If you listen to the words, you'll find that they might change your life." And Mikey took that tape out, and said, "Who is Leonard Cohen?". Then stuck in satanic ritual music of Ozzy Ozbourne and expected me, as a parent of two children to stand there and take it!! I know you don't have money Mikey. So I dished it out. I paid the tolls, I paid the gas. I even gave you food for meals. And what did you come across with? Nothing nutrious. Nothing that would make you into a world champion... I can count each every time Mikey...Doritos. If you want to ruin your body, well that's damn well up to you. But the fact remains, when you don't need Cactus Jack. And you weren't able to get a ride on your own, those Doritos stayed there, and they haunted me, and they called me, until I couldn't take it anymore. FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, DON'T YOU REALIZE I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER??!!! (Cut to Mikey Whipwreck) Mikey: Doritos?....Eating Disorder? (Cut to Cactus Jack) Cactus Jack: But now there's a man....who's taken me into his grasp....is going to make me a bigger star than I ever dreamed. And all he asked, but one thing!! "Bring me Mikey Whipwreck". And I looked him into the eye, and said, "Yes Vince, he'll be yours, yours, all yours".....Mikey, you're making me look like a liar. AND I WILL SMACK YOU!!....as if you were my own child. The only difference Mikey,...there's no laws against destroying you. What Uncle Vince wants, Uncle Vince gets. ------------ Haha

I couldn't get this done. I went to bed at 2:30 last night, I got up and I drove a bit, until getting home at 11:00am CST. so.. here goes with my half-assed bizarre match. I really hate battle royals/four way clusterfuck matches. Enjoy! --------- Curry: Welcome to the Countdown to Genesis, Look at that countdown move! We see a timer on the screen counting down. NTD: Whoa baby! Buy the PPV if you haven’t before. Curry: Yeah.. buy it.. and get rid of your black box! Exploding Chicken: KLUK! KLUK! BAAAAWWWKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! KAAAAABOOOOM! Exploding Chicken explodes. Curry: THAT’S HEINOUS! NTD: Anyways, we have a match coming up here on this card and it’s for the SJL European title. Curry: They still have that around? NTD: Yeah man, remember, they got rid of the Television title, not the European title. Curry: Oh yeah.. it’s sorta tough to follow the JL when SWF has a pay per view coming up that you all should buy. NTD: Anyways.. let’s go to the ring announcer. Funyon stands in the ring with his trusty microphone, clearing his voice for a moment, he begins the introductions for the Battle Royal. The lights in the arena dim. Just enough pyro hits so the entrance and ramp is illuminated. Funyon booms out "Introducing first.. the one.. the only.. JACK THE RIPPER" Marilyn Manson's "Fight Song" erupts from the sound system as Jack makes his way down the ramp. When the lights come back on, Jack "the Ripper" taunts the crowd and he continues to do so in the ring as he is warming up NTD smirks "They let Jack back in? Heck, when it comes to come things, I am a ripper also. If you know what I mean" Curry nods "I have no clue what you are talking about there, any comments Exploding Chicken?" Chicken stands there and bobs his head. Funyon starts his second introduction.. "Introducing next.." As the entrance music of "Sellout" by Biohazard plays, Funyon makes his introduction "From Sarasota, Florida, weighing in at 188 pounds, EIJIRO FASAKI! Ejiro strides down to the ring wearing a short robe that matches his tights. He commonly poses on the middle rope (in the middle of the ropes, not on the turnbuckles) raising his arm in the air. NTD asks Curry, regarding Fasaki’s name "Ichiro Suzuki?" Curry corrects NTD and comments "No… Eijiro Fasaki, he wrestles because he likes to do it." NTD laughs and says "He likes to wrestle sweaty half-naked men?" Curry shakes his head and says "No, it’s for the love of it. He’s just incredible." NTD nods and rebuts with "Uh huh.. sure he does!" Funyon buts in and announces "Introducing third…" The house lights dim as the theme for "James Bond" begins to play NTD skeptically says "Can he use that? Shouldn’t the Fleming people be suing us now?" Curry is confused over stuff like copyright law and he states "It’s probably public domain" Funyon calls out "From Las Vegas, Nevada, Weighing in at 205 pounds.. JOOOOOOHHHHNNNY "THE BARRACUDA" DAAAAAAANGEROUS! A single white spotlight shining on the entrance area where Johnny steps out. (ala the beginning of any James bond movie.) Johnny strides to the ring with out a care in the world, usually taking the time to wink at a few ladies or even blow a kiss in there general direction before hopping foot into the ring. Curry, with a tear in his eye, announces "Without men like Johnny, we would have lost to the Communists" Funyon pauses and then says "Introducing Fourth….." We hear a voice over the arena PA system tells the fans this.. "BUY THE T-SHIRT!", before Leon Sharpe’s special SWF pre-show theme of "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon plays. NTD is shocked, and he replies with "Why is the Champion coming out fourth?" Curry can’t reply to this easily, but we’ll assume he got told over his headset, "Sharpe doesn’t like coming out last for his matches, so this must be some compromise" Funyon announces "He’s the Smarks Junior League European Champion.. he fights out of Detroit, Michigan and his European home of León, Spain, he weighs in at 305 pounds, LEON SHARPE!" Sharpe walks though the curtains and walks to the ring carrying a duffel bag, with his t-shirts inside the bag. He might stop for a few moments to make a sell. Sharpe enters over the top rope and goes to a corner. NTD notes "This is the first time I have seen Leon in person. Let me just note that he gains points from me for coming out to Warren Zevon. That song is about London, which is in Europe, which he is the champion of. Also, Sharpe is from Lay-own, Spain. He’s so good, they named a town after him!" Curry sneers "I think the town has been around for longer" Chicken adds to the conversation with "ZEEEEEVON! KLUK! KLUK!" Funyon returns to his post for the announcements, where it’s now time to introduce another man to the match, "Introducing fifth…" Dropkick Murphy’s "Barroom Hero" begins to play. "Face down in the gutter, won’t admit defeat… those clothes are soiled and black!" Funyon: "From Limerick, Ireland, weighing in at 168 pounds, TIM DILLON!" Suddenly, cheap green shamrock confetti falls from the rafters. ("He’s a big, strong man with a child’s mind, don’t you take your booze away!"). Orange and Green pyro blows off to the sides and Tim appears on the stage. Soaking up the cheers he struts down the stage with his arms in a boxer’s defensive pose as he throws a few punches. He then slaps some fans hands and he sometimes will hand out little Irish flag to his loyal fans. He slides into the ring and pulls out a Guinness beer can and chugs it down NTD: "Eexxxxxxxxxxitttt light, EEEEnnnnnnnnnnterrrr night! Take my hand!" Curry: "No thanks!" Funyon: "And introducing last!" Godsmack’s "I Stand Alone" hits the speakers as Kamikaze steps onto the stage. Funyon: "From Minnetonka, Minnesota, weighing in at 235 pounds, KAMIKAZE!" Kamikaze looks around as he goes down to the ring. Once in the ring, he climbs a turnbuckle, throw his arms up and his head back, and shout, "KAAMIKAAAZZEEEE!!" The bell rings as the match starts. The six men pair up, with Kamikaze taking on Johnny Dangerous, Eijiro taking on Dillon and Sharpe taking on Jack. Sharpe pounds on the hapless Jack as we see Kamikaze holding his own with the Agent and Eijro having an even match with Dillon. Sharpe tries throwing Jack over the top early, not to no avail. Kamikaze yells out randomly at the crowd, giving Dangerous an opportunity to take control. Jack charges towards Sharpe with a spear, but Sharpe shrugs it off, Sharpe then throws Jack over the top rope, leaving him to lay on the apron. Eijiro Fasaki comes in and executes a baseball slide, which kicks Jack to the floor. Funyon: "Jack the Ripper has been eliminated!" Suddenly, Sharpe exits the ring though the middle ropes, kicks at Jack some more and walks to the commentary table. Meanwhile in the ring, Kamikaze goes after Fasaki, as Dillon and Dangerous fight. Sharpe sits down at the table and grabs a headset. Leon Sharpe: "Hey, I just felt like taking a rest here. Heck, I am the European champion. Let me remind you fans to buy my t-shirts." Sharpe laughs. Leon Sharpe: "How about that Fasaki? He must not like Jack either. He wrestles because he likes wrestling guys, right? I don’t want to suggest anything here, but.." Curry: "Let’s move on": Dillon hits an armdrag on Dangerous, when he goes for another one, Dangerous hits him with a hard kick to the chest. Kamikaze hits a neckbreaker on Fasaki, but Fasaki goes for a comeback by hitting an Armdrag on Kamikaze. Sharpe: "It’s an Armdrag fest, it’s like I’m watching Lucha!" NTD: "Quiet Leon, we might miss a rana!" Fasaki puts Kamikaze in a wristlock before he takes him down to the mat hard with a snap suplex. Meanwhile, Dangerously is in control over Dillon, hitting a DDT on the Irishman. Dangerously then punches Dillon a few times in the head. Curry: "Dillon is getting taken to the shed here!" Sharpe: "I hope he doesn’t lock himself in it!" Chicken "KLUK KLUK KLUK!" Dillon whips Dangerous into the corner and comes in with a clothesline. Dillon punches Dangerous, but Dangerous reverses the action and unleashes his own punches. Dangerous chops Dillon in the throat and hits a Frankensteiner on him, throwing him into the middle of the ring. Sharpe: "Super Secret Rana by Dangerous!" Curry: "Hey! You’re just making that up" Sharpe: "It’s as real as your sex life" Curry shuts up at that low blow. As Dillon is down, Dangerous climbs to the top rope. Exploding Chicken: "KLUK! BAWWWWWKKK! DON’T GOOOO TO THE TOPPP!!" Sharpe: "I never would have figured the chicken would have a problem with flying" Kamikaze starts yelling at the imaginary girlfriend, hitting the top rope, sending Dangerous down hard crotch-first on the top turnbuckle. Sharpe: "I guess the CIA didn’t provide him with an athletic supporter" Dillon punches Dangerous some more, but when he tries to make something of the predicament that Dangerous is in, Dangerous comes down with a sunset flip onto Dillon. Meanwhile, Fasaki and Kamikaze are still going at it, Kamikaze attempts to mount some offense on Fasaki, only to have Eijiro go for his bad knee. As Fasaki works over the knee, Dillon whips Dangerous into the corner. Dillon charges towards Dangerous in the corner with a Gore and he hits it. Sharpe: "GORE! GORE! GORE! Come on James Bond, get out of that!" Dillon walks out and then charges in for anothe Gore, but Dangerously manages to duck and sling Dillon over the top rope, knocking him to the floor. Sharpe gets up as this is happening. Sharpe: "I’ll have to get back to you later." Sharpe runs into the ring, rolls under the bottom ropes and charges at Dangerous. Only to be met with fists to the midsection. Sharpe is whipped into the ropes and then backdropped onto the mat. Meanwhile, Fasaki is hitting Kamikaze in his bad knee. Dangerous shoves Fasaki out of the way and goes to work on Kamikaze and his knee. Sharpe smirks and then clotheslines Fasaki to the mat. Sharpe throws Fasaki towards the ropes before catching him and chokeslamming him. Meanwhile, Dangerous has Kamikaze in a knee-bar. Kamikaze starts yelling at ‘Maria’ causing the confused Dangerous to release the hold. Dangerous glances in the direction that Kamikaze was yelling and then he pulls something out of his tights. Curry: "NO! JOHNNY DANGEROUS HAS PULLED OUT THE CYANIDE!" NTD: "What? I don’t think that’s Cyanide.. still, I want some of that!" Curry: "Damnit, those don’t even look like cyanide." NTD: "Did you drop acid with Dock Ellis in the back?" Dangerous pulled out a roll of quarters, but, are these SUPER SPY QUARTERS THAT HAVE TWO HEADS AND CAN KILL PEOPLE? Nope.. they aren’t. The referee doesn’t let Dangerous hit Kamikaze with those quarters either. Dangerous puts the quarters down in disappointment, surely, he was to tell British Intelligence that it was time to kill the referee with an umbrella. Sharpe messes around with Fasaki, slapping him around like a prison bitch. Fasaki takes Sharpe down with a drop toe hold and then puts him in a facelock? But, could Sharpe escape? Yes, he does escape the dreaded chinlock. Sharpe is met with a sunset flip, which would spell bad luck for him if we had pinfalls count in this. Eijiro follows this with a spin wheel kick as Sharpe is getting up. Sharpe is staggered in the ropes as the fans rise up to cheer, thinking that Fasaki could eliminate the champion. Fasaki gears up for another kick, only to have Sharpe move and throw him though the ropes. Sharpe smirks as Fasaki lays on the floor and our cameras go back to Dangerous working on Kamikaze’s knee. Dangerous kicks the knee, but then we go back to the other side of the ring because as Fasaki was getting up and Sharpe wasn’t looking, something big happened. Fasaki got on the apron and then onto the top turnbuckle. Then as Sharpe turned around, Fasaki takes him down to the mat with a Blockbuster. Sharpe is dazed on the mat. Curry: "If only pinfalls counted in this match! Then Fasaki could win it right here" In other action, Kamikaze gets to his feet and then goes for a suplex, barely lifting Dangerous up and dropping him. Kamikaze clutches his knee in pain as he tries to follow up. Dangerous kicks him in the knee and then follows up with a Double Arm DDT, planting Kamikaze down on the mat. Fasaki is trying to do anything he can to get Sharpe over the top, but it seems to be all for naught. Eijiro begins to kick Sharpe in the legs, going for the knees that were hurt against Matt Myers. Eijro puts Sharpe in a single leg crab, but Sharpe is able to clutch the ropes, forcing the hold to be broken. Sharpe gets up and smirks at Fasaki before going into his offense. Kamikaze is trying to fight off Dangerous, he goes for a DDT, but Dangerous hooks his leg and runs him into the corner. As Kamikaze tries to recover, Dangerous kicks him in the gut and hits the License to Kill on Kamikaze, taking him down hard and taking him out. Fasaki goes for a kick, but Sharpe grabs the leg, Fasaki counters with the Owenziguri back brain kick, which staggers Sharpe. Fasaki charges in and hits a baseball slide, taking Sharpe down. Dangerous scrapes Kamikaze off the mat and then attempts to throw him over the top, but Kamikaze blocks his attempt and hits him in the gut. Kamikaze executes a drop toe hold on Dangerous, dropping him throat first on the bottom rope. Eijiro’s attempts to get more offense in on Sharpe fail, as Sharpe splatters him on the mat with a chokeslam. Sharpe smiles as he looks down on Eijiro, but Fasaki gets up, to the surprise of Sharpe. Sharpe then punts him in the gut and Jackknifes him on the mat. Dangerous and Kamikaze are going at it some more, but Kamikaze takes time out from his schedule to yell at Maria, allowing for Dangerous to come up from behind and eliminate him. "Kamikaze has been eliminated!" Chicken: "KLUCK! KLUCK! THEREHEGOES! KAAAAAABOOOOOOOOMMMMM!" Dangerous looks at the Chicken for a moment and lays back to watch Sharpe and Fasaki fight. Sharpe kicks Fasaki as he is getting up from the Jackknife. Fasaki hooks onto a leg and tries hard to take Sharpe down to the mat. Sharpe doesn’t go down so easily, instead hitting Fasaki with whatever he has got. ------------- and before you ask, I was gonna use those quarters later. I figure Dangerous would use them to make calls on his shoephone, right? Bleh

No you don't. hehe

on another note, I'd say a Eijiro v. Leon match would be fun. Also, I was gonna edit in something before the blockbuster where you went for the blockbuster off the second rope and got splattered in the ring.

maybe he'll get a birthday party then he will kick the cake into the face of somebody

I stalled like a Camino. Damn.

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