Rob E Dangerously

Meredith "One hit wonder" Brooks. Aym a bitch! Aym a lover! Aym a child! Aym a mother!

I like how he's trying to bring back the "Hammurabi" look. Leave it to Jericho to resurrect a 4000 year old beard style. BABYLONIAN POWER! His new finisher will be called "Eye for an Eye", and he'll randomly spout off verses from his code of laws. You've become my new favorite poster. And that gimmick would be incredibly cool. I'll rip this gimmick off. M.C. Hammurabi! he will wrestle in my fed with The Crazy Homeless Men, The Abortionist, Special Education Jones and The Olsens

if Hardcore Holly and Kane win the tag straps, the WWE has no soul at all. Bring in Tajiri! and then have him turn heel on Kane!

well.. Goldust did do his own 'tribute' to Dusty in 1998.

well.. they freaked out the fans by bringing up Goldust/Piper

Goldust, grandson of a plumber! He's the Aaaaaaamerican Dreeeam!

"as long as he wants to be" = shoot comment!

"Boo this man!" Way to be subtle!

3.0 gets 2!

GANNOSUKE CLUTCH~!

So, is it just me or do Steven and Randy have a resemblance to each other?

Randy O! The fans go mild!

Randy Orton!?!?!?!

So, the new Superstar is HEROIN-ADDICTED MALICE~! right?

Nowiniski goes though the ceiling! Nowinski's jacket has the ELBOW PADS OF PAIN~! and we have an excuse for an injury

Kane and Pete Rose will take on the UnAmericans!

GE College Bowl! 50s TV show references = ratings! Dean Nowinski~!

Kane's partner is All American Albert! or Tommy Dreamer

Rico v. Booker T Chris Jericho v. Three time Intercontinental champion Goldust

Bischoff has signed some tall guy! Mike Awesome has come to RAW!

So, will all these babyfaces get three minutes? Booker. Goldust and Jefe Hardy v. Rico and the Samoan Jesters?

Rico is Bischoff's son!

they'll perform the RAW theme and Trish go splat!

the mystery partner is Hacksaw Jim Duggan! meanwhile, some women

Kane and the Big Show will take on the UnAmericans.