Rob E Dangerously

HHH v. RVD.. PONYTAIL BATTLE

HHH has the body. He's gonna come out with a robe on and take it off ala Rick Rude. All Around the World?

Monday Night Raw! Retro!

High School

Kane defeats Big Show to get a shot at X-Pac on a PPV JR: "BIG SHOW HAS WON THIS MATCH TO GET A SHOT AT X-PAC!"

It's simple. THROW THE BALL Over and Over! some stats for QBs against KC this season: Brunell, 320yds Kelly Freaking Holcombe, 326yds Tom Brady SHOULD get at least 450yds. It's time for NE to close the books on any doubt. Just go out there and BLOW OUT Kansas City. They should knock down a few records also.. such as these 56 points - the record (that I know of) for most points scored by them. September 1979. 414yds passing - record held by Tony Eason (to my knowledge), set in 1986 If they feel cocky, they can go for 70. Kansas City can't stop the pass. Just keep throwing it around their crappy cornerbacks. As for the NE defense: Trent Green throws into double-coverage constantly. Priest Holmes can't score four TDs a game every time and he can be snuffed out. Also, the KC offense is too stupid to realize they should throw to Gonzalez or any of their good recievers.

New England will KILL Kansas City. Kansas City has NO pass defense to speak of. We just have that dumbshit Eric Warfield around.

Man, my day sucked. It seems that a broadcasting class couldn't be that bad in theory. Except for the fact that the project is something that I am bored with and dislike. Except for the fact that a group of people in the class are trying to be 'nice' but turn out to be assholes. So anyways, the story starts last Wednesday, as I lay back in a corner with a friend of mine and two other girls. That all goes smoothly as I do nothing. Then, I get some supposed nice guy tell one of the girls that I was 'looking at her chest'. Of course, knowing him, that might be the 'clean' version of it. Anyways, she overreacts to something that I am sure that I might have done once (but I didn't remember when). Next day, one of the noble friends who was with me back there basically sticks up for his buddy (lets just ignore that he would never take my side over her because he probably wants to nail her). Then he goes on to basically add more bullshit to the story. One light smack on a shoulder and me telling him that he was bullshiting is now a 'hit' on the shoulder that 'punked him out'. Fucking bastard. So, I am dealing with the 'so-called nice guy who would NEVER do shit like that, even if he did it to me', the other 'nice guy' who would cause an explosion if hooked up to a lie detector and some other dipshits. Never could have thought I'd hate broadcasting so much. Go figure.

I think that Mike and Fugue should get the #1 contenders match, they got this far, didn't they? and Mental: I was assuming Flexx came back in as a face or something, wasn't he with the SWO or something also?

God damnit... it was a pain in the ass for me to do my last tornado four-way match, so they PUT ME IN ANOTHER ONE. God fucking damnit.. I get the feeling that I got in the first match (which has 3 faces and a heel) and not the second match (which as two faces [Kami and Dillon], a heel [Mak] and another possible heel [Manson]) Argh.. I am not in a good mood now either. It's pretty freaking hard to book with three faces and a heel, when two of them are the largest in JL (Sharpe and Thor). Whatever

After watching the Jags/Chiefs game. Let me just say this. It stunk like mad. Memo to Dick Vermeil: Lightning does not want to be put in the same bottle again, and it will do alot to prevent that from happening. This is not the St. Louis Rams. This is Kansas City. Trent Green is a flake that is only starting because Vermeil is enthralled by him and because we have nobody else. What will happen alot this season in KC? We will lose BIG TIME. We have NO defense to speak of. Hell, fuckin Kelly Holcomb burned us! What the fuck is up with that? Eric Warfield sucks That one CB who was around on the first JAX TD sucks. Anybody else notice that the nimrod pushed the Jag player INTO the endzone? YOU FUCKING IDIOT! The only way KC will ever be successful will be after we force Carl "Roger Meyers Jr" Peterson into retirement and quietly urge Dick Vermeil to just give up on Trent Green. KC predictions for the rest of the year Next week- We go to Foxboro. Patriots 63, Chiefs 7 Week 4- Miami, another loss Week 5- NY Jets (away), loss. Week 6- at San Diego, Marty beats the Chiefs Week 7- Denver, BLOWOUT in favor of Denver Week 8- Oakland, and we lose again Week 10- at San Francisco, another loss Week 11- Buffalo, we win (somehow) Week 12- at Seattle, Loss Week 13- Arizona, Win Week 14- St. Louis, Loss Week 15- At Denver, loss Week 16- San Diego, win Week 17- at Oakland, loss and for those who can count, that's four wins. One thing is for sure. New England will KILL Kansas City. Brady got 269 yards on the Jets, and he will probably get 400 on KC. Fucking Vermeil.. it will be no messup when people mention the "Kansas Shitty Defense" This is another 20 year drought for the franchise. Go figure.

I am Steve Spurrier when it comes to offense. I wanna see if I could roll over another person (or cause a 98-97 game) on NFL2K2

Ripped from a previous post of mine: * Paul Bearer is sexy * Hogan Fears Aging * Viscera ate my Dad * Big Show Please Don't Spit on Us * De-Bra Debra * Ric Flair is the new spokesperson for the Wonder-Bra * Kane is running on FAKE Deisel power * IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MY SIGN SAYS! * Debra 4:69 * Hey, Rock! Come smell what I just cooked! * Hey! I think I won a contest! I got these tickets for free at the door! (person at a WCW show) * What Does Everybody Want??? Sable!!! * Hogan is so old he farts dust! * Nitro just ran out of fuel * Scott Hall Cracks me up (The word 'me' was crossed out.) * Hey Tyson-BiteME! * Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken? * Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!! * CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS * THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE" * Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps * Paging Mr. Ass * I didnt know what to write * Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!! * LODI STOLE MY SIGN * Goldberg fears competition * Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing' * Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling * Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em? * Sable-what's their zip code? * I hitch-hiked for this match? * I like my Sunny side down * Chyna Your The Man! * Big Poppa Pumps Steriods * I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!! * Double J is an A double S * I left my wife for nitro * WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE! * WE GOT IN 4 FREE!! * Dirty Dallas Page" * OLD-Berg * Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!! * Kimberly, Feel My Bang! * Paul Bearer collects chins * NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16 * This Space for Rent" * Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!!!! * Jerichololics Anonymous * Drunk 24:7 * Give Goldberg a push * Sable, Got Milk? * Beer 3:16 * Chyna is my long lost brother * I hate signs * Sable 24/7:69 * I Need A Girlfriend * Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night * Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in wrestling * Val uses Viagra * "Will Wrestle For * "Will Wrestle forFood" (It was some person wearing a Hulk Hogan costume) * McMahon failed SCU * We love all 26 Guerreros" * I'm Drunk * Who Booked This Crap? * I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash! * Your Paying $29.95 For This! * Steal Cable TV * HOGAN Wears Panties * We Love ERIC( held up by Bischoffs mother ) * The Cork says' know your role and plug your hole * Hey HHH, remember these? (Held up by a DX flasher) * NWO-Nash Wussed Out * Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life * The LWO stole my wallet * My dad bought a ho from the Godfather * My sign sucks * WWF is Better Than Porn! * Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO! * Goldberg = 2 moves * Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman * COLD BEER * X-pac=Pee Break * Debra 36 D * Hogan Fears Rogaine * The Rock's cookin stinks! * We got in through the air vents! * I ate va-chyna * Don't goto Bossmans barber * De-BRA" * WCW=World's Cheapiest Women! * Macho=Spasum OHH YEAH" * WCW / nWo = World Championship Wrestling not Worth ordering * Hey DDP! Kimberly just banged me! * Chyna has a nice BUTT-- for a guy! * Chyna is my long lost brother! * WWF = We Want Fans * Sign. * Pointless sign. * The point of this sign is to stop the guy behind me from seeing * How did we get in here? * We'll trade our free tickets for some KFC! - Seen @ Nitro * Who farted? * This guy smells funny! - With arrow pointing to guy _\| * We're on Raw and you're not! * I'm on TV! * Drunk 24/7 * WCW = Wheel Chair Wrestling * Chyna is my dad! * I slept with Sable! * These seats suck! * It's 9:00! Turn on Raw! - Seen @ Nitro @ 9:00 behind the announcing booth * WCW = We Copy WWF * Condoms prevent Guerreros * Scott Hall drank my beer! * Sting is an evil mime * Scott Hall cracks me up! * Hunter Humps Hippos * Big Poppa Pumps Steriods * Double J is an A double S * Sable, Gorgeous George, and Torri Wilson: The six best things in wrestling! * YOUR AD HERE! * The LWO stole my wallet! * My dad bought a hoe from the Godfather * I have the Rock's cookbook! * The Rock's cooking stinks! * I Luve Ma Rasslin! * OH Hell Yeah!, Front Row! * hey rock, know your mouth and shut your role * William Regal has Besmirched me * Funaki is my Dad * WWF= Who Wants Foley * Shane and Stephanie are imbreeders * I came to see the Rock(at the 2001 Backlash in Chicago while he was suspended) * AUSTIN FOR SALE! $ 3:16 * Don't feel bad Shane. My dad never regreted my birth, too. (seen at @ Raw before WrestleMania X-Seven). * "Viscera ate my other sign" * Barry Darsow repoed my car * IRS=Isn't Rotunda Stupid * The Rock fears Hogan's air guitar * This is not a Chris Benoit Sign! (King of the ring 2000) * Rikishi ate my Natchos! * I got WOOD 4 Tori! (King of the ring 2000, the table/dumpster match) * Dudleys, How about a table for 3? STEVE RAY DUDLEY! (an arrow pointing down to a guy that is dressed up like the Dudley boys) * I wanna get Xtreme with Jeff Hardy! * Hey Austin! Throw a beer over here! * I don't think i'm in Kansas anymore! * Lita makes us the HARDY boys! * LITA! Huricarana me! * Jazz is my dad * Scott Hall is a Jerichoholic * Jericho Holics annonimous * Hey Godfather, pimpin' ain't legal * Hey Godfather, voodoo wasn't easy either * Is "DDP" related to "DDS" * Gangrel fears garlic * Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Degeneration x proudly brings to you the world wrestling federation tag team champions of the world. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn the New Age outlaws! (sign was actually full length being held by almost 100 people) * U Suck Angle * MMMM.....Trish (picture of Homer Simpson) * Speaking of candy ass, where's Stacy? * Kevin Kelly is extreme * Jericho is a HAS-BEAN * Booker T stole my wallet * Get the "F" back in! * Vince McMahon was screwed by a panda * vince get your oWn ideas * my signs upside down (held upside down) * Stop sayin what. WHAT? * Get the Steph out! * Holy Hostility, Batman! * Bored (with arrows pointing everywhere) * Nash is trash * Eddie is greasier than a big mac * Planet Stasiak is in Uranus * I am a Kanenite * god bless plastic surgery! * molly is no virgin...trust us! * GET THE FLAIR OUT!!!! * I'm with stupid (arrow pointing to guy in next seat) * I farted * Eat my "bizzutu"! * Rico styled my hair * Is Nitro still on? (seen on RAW, july '99) * Stone Cold is my drinking buddy * I hate signs * My husband said if I went to another wrestling event, he would leave me...God I miss him! * Mean Gene is my dad * MOLD-dust * Booker T = Undercover Brother * Wife Beater 3:16 * Unemployed 3:16 * Eat your roll and shut your mouth! * Hogan is my dad (held by old man) * sid has snapped (seen shortly after sid broke his leg in jan. 01) * hhh walked into a wall with an erection and broke his nose * watcha gonna do when hulkamania walks calmly over you? * nWo= non-wrestling oldies * the next big thing: molly's BUTT * hogan rules (it is funny if you are anti-hogan) * Lesnar - The Next Big King * Hogan Stole My Tanning Pills * Brock ate Sid Vicious * Hogan ate my chocolate bar! * Eddie mows my grass * Molly stole my lunch! * Hogan, Act Your Age (with picture of tombstone) * Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! * hey Austin, Stay the F Out! * Hogan was a Flintstone * I tutored Chris Nowinsky * the wwf gives us wrestling. we give the wwf signs * im only here cause i couldn't get wwf tickets (seen on wcw tv) * We're more drunk than Scott Hall! (Held by a group of people at a Nitro) * Do Not Feed The Lesnar. -------- and another one: - WCW '90's: "Big Van Vader, how do you fit on the toilet?"

Didn't he ever see those commericals about people who put their shovels into powerlines and got killed? wait.. that was just a Kansas City Power&Light deal here

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your win wasn't a surprise. But Blank is on Job duty now

It's the night of upsets in JL! Jack the Ripper wins! Leon Sharpe wins the European title and we had the best Gavel match ever. And some of the show still isn't in.

Has anybody ever used a steel-toed boot to kick somebody in the groin?

enjoy -------- Cactus Jack: I say, "Mikey look at the leaves changing color. The beauty of the fall foilage". But you were too cool to care, weren't you Mikey? I'd say, "Mikey, this is a cassette that means alot to me. If you listen to the words, you'll find that they might change your life." And Mikey took that tape out, and said, "Who is Leonard Cohen?". Then stuck in satanic ritual music of Ozzy Ozbourne and expected me, as a parent of two children to stand there and take it!! I know you don't have money Mikey. So I dished it out. I paid the tolls, I paid the gas. I even gave you food for meals. And what did you come across with? Nothing nutrious. Nothing that would make you into a world champion... I can count each every time Mikey...Doritos. If you want to ruin your body, well that's damn well up to you. But the fact remains, when you don't need Cactus Jack. And you weren't able to get a ride on your own, those Doritos stayed there, and they haunted me, and they called me, until I couldn't take it anymore. FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, DON'T YOU REALIZE I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER??!!! (Cut to Mikey Whipwreck) Mikey: Doritos?....Eating Disorder? (Cut to Cactus Jack) Cactus Jack: But now there's a man....who's taken me into his grasp....is going to make me a bigger star than I ever dreamed. And all he asked, but one thing!! "Bring me Mikey Whipwreck". And I looked him into the eye, and said, "Yes Vince, he'll be yours, yours, all yours".....Mikey, you're making me look like a liar. AND I WILL SMACK YOU!!....as if you were my own child. The only difference Mikey,...there's no laws against destroying you. What Uncle Vince wants, Uncle Vince gets. ------------ Haha

and the game is ovah! Final score: Rams 100 Patriots 17 Stats: Warner, 11/17, 350 yards passing, 31.8 yard average, 5 touchdown passes Faulk, 22 carries, 221 yards rushing, 10.0 yrd average, 2 TDs Holcombe, 7 carries, 177 yards rushing, 25.2 yrd average, 2 TDs Tony Holt, 329 yards recieving, 29.9 yrd average, 5 touchdowns Aeanas Williams, 3 INTs, 2 INTs ran back for TDs Wilkins, 2-4 on FGs, 10 for 14 on extra points 917 yards total offense for my team. After 1: 36-7 Rams 2: 69-17 Rams 3: 83-17 Rams and the game MVP is Holt also

I have a blowout brewing here... 5:18 left in the second quarter of Rams/New England. Rams 69 Patriots 17

let me name some I've seen or heard about. Al Snow's bowling ball Rocco Rock using a vibrator on Tazz New Jack using a vaccum cleaner, electric football game The Prince of Space's Turkey Baster of doom (MST3K reference)

for 15 bucks! right here I guess it works.. if you wanna walk around with feather boas on alot.

Why don't they just put a yin-yang on their HLA t-shirts if they wanna be so non-subtle about this?