Rob E Dangerously

for 15 bucks! right here I guess it works.. if you wanna walk around with feather boas on alot.

or does the singer sound NOTHING like Michaels. It's unintentionally funny as hell.. http://www.cyclone2k.com/music/vol2.html Download it and see for yourselves.

I have a blowout brewing here... 5:18 left in the second quarter of Rams/New England. Rams 69 Patriots 17

The Olsen Twins. No.. not them.. This is the Wrestling version of the Olsen Twins, Petty-Hate and Bashley Olsen. Finisher name: Jailbait They'd just be a hardcore team with a pun for a team name. Preferably, they'd also be twins. Any comments on this?

"American Badass" - Moby "It's Raining Men" - Eminem "Because I got high" - POD "Sex Machine" - Weird Al Yankovic "Natural Born Killers" - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen "Eazy Duz It" - Justin Timberlake "If I only had a brain" (MC 900 Ft. Jesus cover) - Britney Spears and the last one from me.. "Closer" - Roseanne and there are reasons for this..

Why don't they just put a yin-yang on their HLA t-shirts if they wanna be so non-subtle about this?

I got the Nation of Domination theme.. with rapping from.. J.C. Ice and Wolfie D! Faarooq is the man, hit your knees and start praying! Whoo Kazaa!

I was facing my kickass CAW of Leon Sharpe with Taka and I pinned him in 11 minutes with a German Suplex, after 8 minutes of Sharpe whupping my ass.

I played 15 minute quarters because when I played 5 minute quarters (between the SE Stars and Cleveland), I was up 35-0 at the half. I was curious to see how many points I could score in 60 minutes. it all doesn't compare to like 20 rushing TDs.

Nah.. I still sucked at kicking. With all the extra points I missed, I could have made it like 242 to 6. and yes.. Houston scored two field goals. Sorta funny to hear the announcers say that me spiking the ball on extra point tries would cost me the game when I was up 200 points.

Well.. I did rally in the fourth quarter so I could beat 222 points (as in the 222-0 game between G-Tech and Cumberland). It's not my problem that my running backs kept scoring. what the hell am I supposed to do, not try?

ripped from WC.com "What if Vince decided to pull one of his infamous screwjobs at the Smackdown taping... ...and he hired a legitimate minister/Justice of the Peace...and as Billy and Chuck recited their scripted "lines," in reality, they were actually forming an official union. I'm not sure if MN recognizes same-sex unions, but, gosh, what a rib that would've been on those two!!" Heck.. just give Bisch a minister license from the ULC. that would be an EVIL prank. Eh? Hahaha..

As you know.. after a 2 Cool win on No Mercy, the three dance. I just did one with Jericho (Rikishi), HHH (Scotty) and HBK (Sexay) What's the weirdest combo you've made do the dance on No Mercy?

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/091102.htm 09.11.02 "Last year I wrote nothing about the 9/11 tragedy. Like many people throughout the world though I was thinking plenty and those thoughts were heavy. I kept a memorializing Time magazine picture from one of the photo mags sold at the time. It is a remarkably vivid close up of people jumping from the upper floors of the World Trade center. The smoke and the fire fuming out the windowed area from which they dove to certain decease. It is really surreal; that word never overused to describe what happened that day. So clear is the image, you can see the design of one guy’s tie as he is captured in photo falling to his death, a crystal clear blue sky as the background, the sternness of the clean concrete Trade Center striking straight up through it. I can’t help but think that at the moment the photo was taken, he, 30 feet or less from the window which he jumped, was very likely still alive. Try and hold these kinds of excruciating thoughts and both your mind and your gut outright reject them. The pain and fear is too chilling. There is also a very accurate shot of a man/woman couple balancing themselves on a window ledge, billowing smoke surrounding them. Likely coworkers, not partners for life, you can see that they are holding hands, incredibly preparing themselves, forced with one another into a gloomy sort of trust, for the same fate. I use that photo to remind myself: That was a difficult decision to have to make, none of mine are. None. It has always been my belief that it is built into the wiring of our humanness, by our Creator, that we do not have the capability to be perpetually sad, sorrowful or depressed by loss and/or tragedy that is certain to visit our life during its course. How could we function at all if we could focus on and continually process the sadness around the clock, 24/7? It would be impossible. Sane human beings are not built to do that. There is just no way. A storm destroys, the sun and the rebuilding always follow. All acts awful always beget happiness around a corner. Sometimes that corner is close, other times farther away. But always. Always. Evil will inevitably meet up with the big-knuckled fist of good and get its ass kicked. Always. Happy kicks sad’s ass. Always. Triumph kicks tragedy’s ass. Always. Sure... Caught in the midst, one finds that very hard to believe. Know this first, then one can: Life is the always-on, never-off challenge. The battle is perpetual. The fight between the alternatives will never end. Never. Even so, the whole of our life experience shows us: the scales of justice and judgment are very much more heavily weighted on the side of what is positive and bright than they are to the side of what is negative and dark. Neither a monkey on our back or a black cloud over our heads is unending. No doubt, the days since 9/11 have manifested the realization of these adages I’ve listed. Our existence, altogether, depends on alternatives. We are beings using our power of choice to survive. (Without them we’d be nothing but automatons.) Put whatever face you want on your Creator, that profile you give doesn’t change the fact you are a human being, created to choose your way through life. When you are too young to do so for yourself, someone else has to. One concept cannot exist without its opposite to compare it to. We can know what is False because we can know what is True. We can know what is Wrong because we can know what is Right. We can know what is Evil because we can know what is Good. I know... I recognize many are moral relativists, thinking that there are no True or False, no Right or Wrong, no Good or Evil. I am not at all sorry to tell them that they are mistaken: Flat out -- Your belief is false, your opinion is Wrong and the position you are holding is Evil. Your statement “There is no True or False” defeats itself just by your saying it. If there is no True or False then neither can you hold up your own statement to be accepted as True. No Right or Wrong? No Good or Evil? I laugh at these two postulations spineless people make. They hold these reckless theories only as long as Wrong or Evil stays out of their own backyard. Take a guy who is vehemently opposed to capitol punishment. A parade walking moron who finds more sympathy for the barbaric criminal than he does the victim. Heavenbent on using his time advocating the prisoner’s rights; away from the love of his own family, mind you. Never considering the horror the victim faced. Let his family fall victim to the vilest of crimes. An escaped convict breaks into his home, laughingly slices his beautiful kids throats and joyously rapes his wife while he is tied up forced to watch. Now what do you believe our pacifist friend? Still find that sympathy, that mercy for the less fortunate? Too outrageous? A story too made up? Too un- believable? I think not. Check the records. There are stories like this. Each now-the-victim rapidly doing an about-face and favoring the severest imposition of penalty (including capitol punishment in those kinds of cases) to all criminals, including those committing misdemeanor crimes. But before it happened in his own backyard it was “We should have tolerance, find mercy.” Of course, there are those incredible instances of mindless and blind forgiveness. For example, the Yates crime out of Texas. Russell Yates is just as spookily Evil as his wife, and just as consciously aware of his actions as she was of hers on that horrific day when she spent more than just a few casual whacked out minutes chasing her children down and forced them to slow, excruciating deaths. These people should be skinned alive like the half wild animal beings they are. Here’s another fine example. Go to a “antiwar” rally. Find the most vocal, zealous protester. Stand next to him and mimic his enthusiasm. Go even wilder, outdo him. At the height of a fevered rally pitch, measure your shot and punch the guy with all you have right in the damn nose. Go immediately back to mimicking an antiwar battle cry. Don’t even take notice of what the zealot is doing. He will be “not-believing” what just happened to him. When he gets up and wants to know “What’s up that?,” just shrug your shoulders like you are not aware of what he is trying to get across to you, and just go back to making more antiwar noise. Get in his face and say “Peace, brother.” He will convince himself it was all a big mistake, a wild arm thrown out of passion for the antiwar cause. Wait a couple of minutes for him to find his antiwar rhythm again, do a couple of high-fives with the guy and then BAM, punch him right in the nose again. Get away with this as many times as you can, until he ultimately must fight back and comes up off the ground loaded for bear. And this is when you really kick his ass -- For sure. For good. When he’s laid flat out on his back, stand over him and say “So much for tolerance, hey pal? In a battle between Good and Evil, Evil doesn’t want Peace, they only want destruction and eradication. For the Good to prevail, there can be no tolerance. There must be War for there to be Peace.” Now, act the complete man’s-man that you are, extend your hand and help the guy up. You likely just educated him more about real-life, history and politics than all the schooling he ever had. I take the time to write these two examples just to make the point: Show me a moral relativist and I’ll show you a hypocrite, enabler and liar. I want to vomit every time I cross paths with one of these people. Each one of these activist-types wants two sets of rules and hype: ones they live by (constantly changing to suit their pragmatic purposes) and the ones they want everyone else to have to live by (ones they detest and do not abide by)... In the middle, so they think, between actual definitive moral judgment to one side of an issue or another, they are really just bouncing around their subjective judgments, attaching them to whatever feels cuddly-good at any given moment. Moral nonjudgmentalism is the most immoral act a human being can commit. It is subhuman, and anti-American. There is much of this relativism going on. No better contemporary illustration is there of this than the contrast between the Evil, horrific atrocity of 9/11/01 and the anti-American sentiment prevalent right here in our own country, within our own borders, and declared by some of our very own citizenry. I’m sickened by it. I read that others are not. I just kept asking myself while I was reading: How the hell does it happen that people can’t see the truth? How is it that Americans can find that America is somewhat, even equally, culpable for the happening of 9/11? Never has it been more important to find out and know what the ideas “America” and “American” mean. Realizing, literally, that to know something is to have its truth. Not just any wild-ass harebrained opinion will do. Based on the colored blue and red map done up from the last presidential election, a great expanse of America’s Americans discuss relatively sensibly what the ideas “America” and “American” mean over their dinner table and across their neighbor’s backyard fence. However, it is my bet a large faction of these same sane, hardworking, “do to others as you would have done to yourself” people likely are not fully aware of the damage that is being caused by the discussion that is happening nonsensically (more times than not) on the front-pages of elitist newspapers and TV-side by pseudo -pundits and -intellectuals. Ninety-95% of these individuals, those getting the greatest amount of media coverage, driving the direction of this country straight off the cliff into an immorally-laden morass of stupidity, depravity and inutility. Sure, the shortest distance between two points being a straight line, it would be peachy-king to take our two points here: “not knowing” and “knowing,” (the straight line beginning at not knowing what the idea America is and ending at knowing what the idea America is) and have all the dissenters, debaters and destroyers cognize, that when it is all laid straight out the idea America literally means: allows you. The idea America, the very thing you types of people want to redefine, modify or outright destroy, makes for the allowance of what, why and who you are to begin with. Period. And without the idea America ever having been conceived and created, would not be allowed. The rights of that allowance don’t, however, extend themselves to the automatically-approved and accepted practice of every asinine, cockamamie belief, radically held conviction or undercutting-to-the-Constitution notion that comes down the pike. Don’t forget, the brilliance of America is also about protecting its sane population from the outrageous acting-out that kooks and extremists would do if not restrained by its laws. These laws intricately woven into the fabric of idea America. How simple and magnificent it would be to have people grasp that. To stand in the middle of all the varieties of opinion, dissent and repulsion for the idea America and when asked “What does the idea America mean?” stand as tall and as broad as you can, looking far over the heads of all the masses and slowly, surely spreading open your arms, and moving them in an all-encompassing sweeping fashion and say “This. All this is the idea America. Allows this: The intelligence and the idiocy.” Don’t these people...scratch that...what is it that these people do not get about the fact that they cannot go just any place and vocalize their thoughts as they get to do here in America? They hate America but they won’t leave -- and that is exactly why. In those other third world countries, the ones they are advocating America should be more like it, their life over there is worth a stinky old used sock filled half full of worthless rocks. There is not even the certainty in those places that even if they cautiously abide by all the customs, that one of their fellow kooks will not just capriciously chop them up or end their life in some other dastardly fashion just because of having an “Allah moment.” There is no safety even to be what they say all us Americans should more peacefully become. They are here -- and not there -- exactly because they are safe. It is safe in America for human beings to have ideas. Imagine that -- to have ideas and be safe... America is not just a body of land. It is an idea. It is THE idea greatest thought, believed and created by mankind. Before THE idea there was no unity of people or unification of property masses that believed that the human being mattered as the most important idea of them all. Sure, there are epochal periods of history where “reason” -- man’s tool for survival -- prevailed and the scale of man’s achievements were huge. But a few vaguely defined property lines over a hill and down a valley there was a senseless barbaric tribe of cannibals readying themselves for an attack, and meal, on the sensible. There was no long term security or protection of human progress or rights, or a populous committed to using the “supremeness of humanness” over the “supremeness of mysticism or collectivism” to evolve and figure out the world around them. Before America there was no place for dissenting or opposing voices. To disagree one had to walk distances into the wilderness (distances, lazy and convenient-ized people will not even ride in a car today) and talk to the damn trees to be heard! Haven’t you ever heard the philosophizing inquiry (paraphrasing): “Does a tree make sound when it falls if no one is in the woods?” I.e., What effect does a voice (sound) have if there are no ears to hear? A clue? None! This body of land is the only soil to seed, then keep fertilely alive, the human being’s equal right in opportunity to strive for and sustain abundant happiness, joy and prosperity in life. A secured opportunity because its freedom and liberty are safeguarded by principles set forth in documents created over 225 years ago. Unfortunately, and often times in unbelievable ways, many of America’s own citizens are taking this inimitable opportunity, disrespectfully, for granted -- many intentionally, many more unintentionally. Behind closed doors, on the steps of our Capitol, and on the floor of our House and Senate -- politics (the business of governance, ergo, the governing of people) has chewed on each miniscule bit of the prophetic declarations that our Founding Fathers laid out, claiming to search for the meaning of their words and their intended spirit. Most of you have a sense of the spirit the Founding Fathers intended because you live your lives freely. You don’t feel restricted from enjoying the liberties and freedoms this country affords us. You experience them, you don’t question them. And you don’t worry that you are in anyway losing them. For the most part you are satisfied to have your happy and healthy moments and none of you much enjoy confrontation or conflict in your lives. You just try to, within reason, fit in and get along, be a decent, civil American citizen. That passive, unengaged, goodhearted, neighborly approach will not do anymore. This business of politics keeps on going on right under your noses while you go right on with the daily functioning of your lives. Most of you so busy keeping check on your lives, that you have little time to pay even small attention to checking up on how politicians think, act and believe your lives should be governed. I am sure, given the right amount of attention to get the truth, that some of you out there would not approve of the decision making being made on your behalf. To use one pithy example. If I ask a parent if they want the best for their children, there is never one who says, “No, I’d like the worst.” But if you look at the True effect the education system (and the politicians deciding issues about it) is having on the children, students and teachers of this country you would go ballistic, AND realize: inside our own borders there is quasi-bio-terrorism happening right now. And like the effect of the poisonous toxins of biochemical weapons, it is the rotting of our being from the inside that is slowly but surely killing what we love and take for granted -- America and its freedoms. There are two battles taking place. Every one of us can rise to the call for arms of at least one of them. The fight America has on its hands militarily is one thing. A fight our American intelligence and soldiery will not lose. Drunken, doped-up third world peasants paradise-bent on living as if it is still the stone age challenge us, now let them taste the full, unadulterated wrath of America’s force. Let them drown in pools of their own blood. Collateral damage? I’m an American. I care more about American children going to bed hungry at night than I do for those who, killed as an unpreventable consequence of war, refuse to use their last breath fighting against the dictatorial regimes they willingly allow to control them. People this weak do not deserve to live. I will not disrespect -- literally spit in the face of -- those on Flt 93, who used their own lives, their last fricking breath of existence -- fighting back, kicking some ass. With no training except their American Patriotism they refused to die a cowardly death. Thousands of people drinking from the same community sewer-water spicket can’t find the wherewithal to stand up for themselves? Then they choose to lay down, even if in a body bag or a shallow grave. We send billions of dollars to these countries so they can cure what ails them, build better their environments. The dictator takes the money and builds dozens of cookie cutter palaces and the rest of the population still wipes their asses with corn cobs. Just how many more other world concerns, sacrifices and consequences should America carry on its back for human beings who refuse to use reason in any form to reach solutions? Not enough pine to make caskets? Dig a hole and throw the filth in. Dirt is dirt, just fill up the hole. Is that clear enough for you relativists? My prayers are with the Americans. To the others anti-American I send my anger, hate and prejudice -- you are scum, the Evils of your professed religions are as well, and I hate you and will continue to until you are defeated or genuinely capitulate to the ways of a republic. Like the criminal who breaks into my home and threatens the safety of my family, who now finds himself looking down the barrel of my shotgun: You were not invited and I’m not going to let a jury rationalize that you were. Say hello to your maker. I don’t give a rat’s ass how innocent a young punk looks with the moonlight gleaming from his scared eyes. He’s not going to be a threat to anyone on this planet ever again. War is hell. Just as I say to young people about life: The sooner you grasp the realization that Life is Hard, the sooner you begin succeeding at it easily. So it is, similarly, the sooner the antiwar, relativist grasps the realization War is Hell the easier he can deal with the oft time necessity of having it -- on any terms, no matter the bloodiness of battle. Killing the enemy doesn’t happen using niceties. That other uglier battle... The strength and integrity of the foundation that supports that general, good natured understanding you have about America’s intended spirit and meaning (and extends its support to your enjoyment of America’s freedoms, rights and liberties) has long been under attack and suffered damage. That foundation is Education, and it is severely cracked. In the majority of educational institutions they don’t teach America or facts anymore. America is a hugely populated place. And the populous enjoys many creature comforts and human conveniences man-made. Life can be lived easier today than it was 100 years ago. Even the bum who chooses to live on the street can find, with small effort, quantity and quality of food, shelter and clothing better than even the majority of bourgeoisie had at beginning of the 1900’s. These three basic goals people focused on and sought simply for survival in the building years of this country are now a given to everyone living here. The one additional commonly held goal people had was to make the most of themselves and build for their families life better. Those who did not have this goal were for the most part looked down upon. The reason was simple: a person with two arms and two legs and a mind well enough to use it, should. People were ashamed to even find themselves thinking otherwise. Feeling sorry for oneself was not tolerated. The writings of this are all over the walls of America’s past. All one has to do is look, listen, read and learn. The biographies of lives lived and the evidence of production since the creation of this country says it all. There was no widespread “I deserve it because I feel like I do” like there is today. Parents, teachers, schools, none of these tolerated that kind of crap. It was: "I will earn it and thereby deserve it.” Envy didn’t generate utter debilitating bitterness -- it drove one to become better themselves. Estimation of what another possessed didn’t father anger -- it motivated one to attain and acquire himself. People thought this way because they were educated this way. Education disciplined individuals to put first “What more can I make out of myself?” not “How much more can I get without having to do anything for it?” And only in America, a country allowing individual freedoms to such an extent, could such an education exist. An education that teaches people to think for themselves, to believe in the potential of their humanness -- a birthright gifted by their Creator. An education like this possible only where one has freedom. A place where the only limitations on how far he can rise in achievement are his willingness to work, the want to fulfill his dreams and his willpower to follow through. So it is, too, that a practicable education like this cannot happen if its genesis is not taught along with it. We cannot teach people to think and act like Americans if we do not teach America and all that it is as well. Its history, what initiated its spark of life, what was the cause behind making it an idea that mattered at all, who were the ones fighting for the thoughts of it, what were their words and thoughts creating it, why was it necessarily important to face incredible personal dangers wrought by standing for it, etc.. They do not teach these things anymore for the same reason Evil wants to destroy our civilized existence... Because America has self-esteem. True self-esteem. America is virtuous. And proud. Has Pride. And honorable. Has honor. And Industrious. Has industry. And Quality. Has quality. And Quantity. Has quantity. And on and on and on... America is better than all the rest of any of the other countries all put together. If we teach America, the student will know why and how hard the labor of achieving America was. A student of America's true history will have a very hard time feeling sorry for himself or expecting he is due anymore than what he earns, what his efforts merit. He will learn independence, not dependence. He will learn self-discipline, not self-indulgence. He will learn reverence, not irreverence. He will learn Honesty, not connivance. He will learn trust, not deceit. He will learn frugality, not prodigality. He will learn Courage, not self-pity. He will learn that government is by, for and of the people -- protects the people from the overbearance of it, not some other revisionist way others are telling it. He will learn to think to solve his problems, not feel others owe him the solution. If we teach our children the True meaning of its idea, its struggle for life, its history of how it got to be what it became, then we transfer that self-esteem into the being of the person, to know that they are a mini version of all of what the idea America is. These are problems for the relativists. They need dumb and dependent AND diversity. Their entire cause depends on it. They don’t want to teach the people of America to think for themselves. And it has become politically incorrect to be the best or be pure in your Americanism. Or to be without blame for the causing of something, anything... So certainly at the highest level of judging things -- countries -- America can’t be so brazenly shameful as to to beat its chest claiming it is the Best. How dare we! Let me just say that Diversity only maligns American patriotism and is racist all by itself. Some of the most recognized diversity peddlers -- Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Futa...whatever -- are the biggest racists the world has ever known. Common sense people are not paying attention enough to see this. It is blatant. When we go after Saddam we should let these people go over their on their pseudo-peace missions -- then drop the bombs. So it is slowly but surely, the relativists have poisoned the teaching schools and as a consequence poisoned the minds of those who go out into the world poisoning the minds of our children. Knowing full well, just as has happened over the last 40 years, if the masses are dumbed-down to “feel” instead of educated to ”think,” the spirit of the idea America will wither and over time not be what it once was and over more time become unrecognizable. There are countless, and I mean, countless illustrations of this all around you. A few weeks ago the NEA (National Education Association) developed guidelines and teaching materials for teachers to help them handle the one year remembrance of 9/11 in the classroom. Their orders were to not access blame and stress tolerance instead. I.e., there is no Good and Evil, no Right and Wrong, no True or False -- there are no facts we can use to explain what tragically happened on 9/11/01. The clear message is: knowledge is irrelevant and any opinion is as good as any other. We are teaching young people to feel more intensely, not think intellectually. This is Evil, too. And the perps pushing their empty, socialistic, anti-Americanism on the young minds of this beautiful, free country are no less terrorists than those responsible for the slaughter of 9/11. On this day of remembrance, do some real looking around. Make that your tribute to the lives of innocent Americans who may have died bravely, but still the same met death holding a fear few of us will ever have. Turn off the TV -- talk about using tragedy to capitalize. Read what the intellectuals driving the direction of this country are writing. Continue to do so each day for a half hour. Find legitimate news sources and follow up. Sit back, think and figure out for yourself what is True and what is not. Then judge. And judge hard. There can be no compromise with Evil. Do not be fooled into making one. Hell is what you and your progeny will pay..." So.. when did the Warrior turn so right-wing?

Unforgiven '99 September 26, 1999 in Charlotte, NC Charlotte Coliseum drawing 15,779 ($505,477) Shown live on PPV (0.85) Val Venis pinned Steve Blackman (6:33). D-Lo Brown pinned Mark Henry (9:11) to win the WWF European Title. WWF I-C Title Jeff Jarrett beat Chyna (11:52) via DQ. Farooq & Bradshaw beat Buh Buh Ray & D-Von Dudley (7:28) when Farooq pinned D-Von. WWF Women's Champ Ivory pinned Luna Vachon (3:37) in a "hardcore" match. WWF Tag Champs The New Age Outlaws beat Edge & Christian (11:09) when Gunn pinned Edge. WWF Hardcore Champ Al Snow beat The Big Bossman (11:42) in a "steel cage inside hell in a cell" match. X-Pac beat Chris Jericho (13:10) via DQ. Hunter Hearst Helmsley won a "six pack" match (20:28) to win the vacant WWF World Title when he pinned The Rock. Also in the match were: The Big Show, Kane, Mankind, & Davey Smith. Steve Austin was the special referee. -- three years later. HHH is still wrestling for the world title. They are still trying to push Bradshaw. Bleh.

Send Faarooq out to "Don't Step to Ron" That'd work out for him for awhile.

so.. did Suxx-Pac buy the rights to wear a 6 ball t-shirt like he did in WCW??

Hey, it's O'Reilly... spinning away in his zone. Somebody send him a sign to just shut the hell up. Bill's trying to lead a crusade for morality and all that.. he's gonna find that won't work out well.

last round: Bret over Angle- 13 to 5 Austin over Owen- 9 to 8

"I know that you can only have one question on your mind...DAD. And that is...not DID we, but HOW MANY TIMES times did we consummate the marriage?"

I spotted him running in after Bischoff beat up Stephanie

Next step: Angle uses the Tombstone Piledriver as his finisher

I heard ALF is now with Toby Keith. Toby put something else in ALF's ass now, it's the American Way! j/k

Maybe they can give the Muta theme to Tajiri. They haven't done that yet, have they?

"This is not what you are used to" That is the voiceover as we fade to the scene of the Liberty Bell as we see Leon Sharpe by it. Sharpe is in a jacket and pants and he notices the camera quickly. Leon Sharpe: "Yo… I know I just won.. but.. lay off me man!" We fade out, we come back and see Sharpe inside the Philadelphia Art Museum. LS: "Now.. it may be disappointing to see that they put the Stallone statue in the basement of this place. But, it happens, a sensation from 1976 is shelved. In fact, they are gonna put a statue of Leon Sharpe up to replace Rocky. Yo fans, Let me remind you all to buy my t-shirt. You see, when you do that, you can help me buy my own plane so I can fly by myself, and so I wouldn’t be discouraged from going to the bathroom at the landing, shaving in a bathroom, or anything else, which is the norm on the usual airlines. Let me tell you fans this… I will not shave off my bodyhair in a plane, I just won’t do it at all. It feels weird. I don’t want to be in a match and have my opponent tell me I have smooth legs." Sharpe nods LS: "Anyways, I am the #1 contender for the SJL European title. I thought about this.. and I realized that if I don’t do anything, I might be the champion of a continent that sucks." Sharpe pauses. LS: "Lets face it.. Europe is a wussy continent. Full of all sorts of little countries. Not to mention the ones that don’t bathe regularly and the ones that annoy America." Sharpe pauses a bit and nods. LS: "So, as a preemptive retaliation against being the champion of a lousy continent. I.. Leon Sharpe.. will verbally assault every European country so I can toughen them up for my reign on the top of their lousy continent." Sharpe pulls out a map and glances at it. LS: "Let’s start from the northwest.. First Country is France. Hey France, you’ve been annoying America for way too long. Remember this France, if we didn’t take the inititive, you’d be speaking German now. In fact, I am willing to do a huge favor to toughen up the French. I should land at Normandy and invade France by myself. I figure it’d take a good three weeks before I’d make all of France surrender to me. Come on France.. get some better food. Stop being so snobby. When I get there and I ask you ‘What do you think of Leon Sharpe as your champ?’, you better reply with "I like it!". France, you have potential, you did fight off that invasion by the Salvation Army awhile back. If you screw up any more France, I’m gonna have to get the European Union to saw your country off Europe and let it float out to sea.." Sharpe smiles LS: "On to Belgium. I recall Belgium invented french fries and waffles. I might be wrong. But Belgium, pick Flemish or Dutch, you can’t just have both. When I go there and ask ‘What do you think of Leon Sharpe as your champ?’, if you answer with "I’ll throw this waffle at you", then I’m gonna whup half your country and scare the other half. Shape up Belgium, with work, you could take over France.’ Sharpe gives a thumbs up LS: "Next… Holland. Holland, you may have the smells of marijuana and legalized prostitution. Making you one of the better countries in Europe. But, when I ask you all ‘What do you think of Leon Sharpe as your champ?’, don’t answer "I’ll jam this wooden shoe up your nose!" or else I’m gonna have to find all the dikes of Holland, get rid of them and flood half your country. Trust me Holland, I did my research. You can do a lot better in my POV." Sharpe nods LS: "Switzerland.. Stop being so friggin neutral. It was cute in the 1700s, but it’s just wussy now. If I ask you ‘What do you think of Leon Sharpe as your champ?’ and you say "I’m neutral" then I will have to neutrally use the cork on my Swiss Army Knife to uncork a beating on you. Switzerland, you made steps when you let women vote 20 years ago, but you gotta step some more, or else I’ll hike up to Geneva and get rid of that lake with the bodies of the Swiss who refuse to make their continent better for my reign.’ Sharpe pauses and thinks LS: "Heck, I could go though all those other little rinky dink countries and say the same. Like Greece, Hungary, Turkey. The simple fact remains that I want Europe to not embarrass me during my European title reign. " Sharpe pauses and smirks LS: "Which brings me to the roadblock. Matt Myers. Matthew, you will be removed from my path. You see, I have gotten onto my groove and I am better than ever when it comes to my performance in SJL. Sharpe nods LS: "Soon, people will know that you can’t spell Leon Sharpe without SJL. This is part of my scheme to establish a fund for myself after I retire. It all works in the plan.. I sell t-shirts, I get the profits. I wrestle big matches, I get paid for winning them. I hold the European title, I get paid more. Heck, I bet I’d get paid to not trash the belt at a hotel during my reign. It’s great and it is going to plan. Sure, like all capitalist ventures, some innocent people like Jackoff the Ripper will have their presence in the ring with me be short, and some people like Tim Dillon will be beaten like a red-headed step-child because they weren’t needed, but in the end, we all win! I get money, you get t-shirts. It’s win-win, isn’t it?" Sharpe chuckles and nods LS: "Some of you may not think of me as a nice guy, but lets face the facts here. I can’t be nice to everybody. If I was, I’d be a flake. I have to show tough love to Tim. I have to beat the crap out of Blank until he gets sad and wants to fly back to Monster Island. I have to kick Jack the Ripper’s teeth down his throat. I have to find Cutthroat one day and throw him into a vending machine. Why do I beat people up? So I can win, Winning sells t-shirts. You don’t see Barry Horowitz selling t-shirts, do you? My point exactly." Sharpe pauses and drinks down a Coke. SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING~! LS: "I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about selling stuff and my opponent. My opponent is in the sWo. The Smurfs World Order or something like that. Hell, You could be Big Poppa Smurf and I wouldn’t care. Matt, your little posse gave me an idea. Just read the initials of your group. S Dubya O." Sharpe smiles LS: "My Monday morning.. I will unleash a plague on the world. I will unleash the SWO t-shirt. For the only SWO that matters in my point of view." Dramatic pause from Sharpe LS: "The Sharpe World Order" Sharpe nods LS: "The Sharpe World Order won’t be made up of 5 guys trying to make up for their lack of anatomy by beating up other men. I don’t need that baggage. The Sharpe World Order is a clique of people who buy the t-shirt. So, when you see it out there, then just buy the Shirt. I don’t really care who you are, as long as your money comes my way, you can buy my SWO t-shirts. sWo, There is nothing you can really do to stop the Sharpe World Order. I figure that with my winning ways, I will take you down. I will take Fungus down, I will take Jenkins down and then I’ll take down the head of the Smirks World Order, Mak the Knife himself. But, that is the future, not the present. The present involves me winning the European title and beating Matt Myers. The present will be in the lovely Bingo Hall, Viking Hall, where I will be victorious. Upon the end of the show and my victory, I declare a massive party at the Hotel I'm gonna be at. Oh yeah... the Future is good. Very good." Pause from Sharpe. LS: "Get the point!?!?!?!?!" Sharpe holds up two thumbs and does a mock smile and then we fade to black.