Rob E Dangerously

Hey.. does Edge EVER lose face in matches?

they'll probably beat Cena by hooking the tights.

Chavo has faced Cena lately.. so it sorta makes sense.

I want to see that again. Anyways.. Sara looks... different..

Some of the move names I've seen over my years in e-feds. "Sha-Na-Na" "Snap, Crackle, Pop" "Illegal in 48 States" "The Disconnection" (Tombstone Piledriver used by Leon Sharpe when I first brought him in as Hacker in 1998) "Instant Karma" (which would be the name I'd use if I was in an e-fed as "Rob E. Dangerously") what are your favorite finisher names from all the e-feds you can remember?

Booker's Mugshot was funny.

so.. that's why he turned gay, because his wife left him! nice mp3 of his answering machine.. who bets that somebody is gonna try and call him now.

Who would you like to replace Bradshaw in the Unamericans/Americans feud? If he was healthy now, Sean O'Haire could make a good replacement. He could have tights with a psycho red/white/blue combo and he can be the psychotic-looking American. Since he is out for the moment (I think).. how about Shelton Benjamin? Maybe we'll get better matches out of a Kane/Big Ben (Shelton) v. Regal/Test. Just give Regal and Ben some time, Test comes in, Ben plays 'Ricky Morton' to them, tag to Kane, Kane clears the place a bit. Go from there.

good news: he is gone. bad news: it was before I could beat him silly with Leon.

Let me answer Mak.. "The one thing that I have to say is writing in the past tense makes it had for me to read" I still have to shake off that tendancy. "but that shouldn't take away from the quality pf this match. 4 ways battle royal or not are VERY hard to write." Tell me about it man.. I wrote it. "you didn't use the commentary very effectively" I don't think I used commentary too much at all. "King should come off more as an ass and Edwin seemed more heelish than King some times during this match." Another odd quirk of mine. "You sort of switched between heel and face for both guys." Well, Sharpe was working as a heel against Dillon and a face against Blank. So that is one reason for some confusion. "So many spot and so much action." Four and three ways are hard to put too much psych in, with the action and such. "I didn't see too much psych and in singles or tag matches that you'll have as you continue to move up the card" The only psych I remember was Sharpe working on the throat and that was for the post-match revenge beating. "it's very necessary. All the offense is really confusing, so much in fact that I can't pick out specific things, but most four ways are like that." Si.. "It's not so detailed description wise of the actual moves" Then again.. is it good in comparison? "The actually booking of the match was a little different than I thought it would be with that promo... Dillon getting pinned second, but I guess it made sense as Blank did beat you once. Good job of using past history." As you noticed, Sharpe has his own little motives for trying to rub out Dillon. He wanted to get revenge on Blank and finish him last since he knew more about facing Blank than Dillon. Although Sharpe the babyface eliminating another face is swarmy of him. "To get better you have to put your opponents strengths over. Since you're a 6'10" HOSS~ that means making the guys out quick you in the ring until you overpower them." Yeah.. I'll probably work with that idea for Matt. I do let my opponents get the majority of the offense, don't I? "And also I'd suggest that you change over from past to present tense." Yeah.. I could say that also.. Anyways.. CT is gone!

Tommy "The American" Dreamer? No thanks

I knew it! Ax and Smash were behind 9/11! Damn them! *shakes fist*

TRIPLE THREAT Cutthroat vs. Ejiro Fasaki vs. Jack the Ripper Ichiro Fasuki. NEWBIE MATCH Johnny "The Barracuda" Dangerous vs. Blank Johnny Dangerous! EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH Matt Myers© vs. Leon Sharpe™ Cool.. I get ™ after my name now! CAGE & GAVEL MATCH Judge Mental vs. Kamikaze Judge Mental TABLES, LADDERS, CHAIRS, AND CANES MATCH Tim Dillon/Thor vs. Fugue/Mike Van Siclen Fugue and Mike STEEL PIPE MATCH Flunkmasta Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley Jacob Helmsley MAIN EVENT NO-DISQUALIFICATION TORNADO TAG MATCH "The Franchise" Mak Francis/"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. C. I. A./Manson The Spike and Mak Attack wins

Whoooo... I get to be champion!

Looney Lane and Sacha Bryant. Looney Sasha At least they didn't get strippers. Question: which one of them got injured by the Fat Fuck Stiff Samoans last night? Also.. wouldn't a good direction to go with this be to have both of them or just one bring in a team to beat up the Samoans? They can say that they got these guys together to avenge what Bischoff and the Samoans did to them. Although I don't think calling the team HLA (Hardcore L-something Alliance) would work. Of course it's a good idea, WHICH MEANS THE SHITHEAD WWE WRITERS WON'T DO IT. Because it involves wrestling, not stuff you can masturbate to. GOD... I am loathing the direction of the WWE product. I'm hoping the healthy one is Sacha since she is also the good looking one. Sacha is much better than Looney. I wish somebody would just slap Gerwitz HARD and demote him to just writing Booker/Goldust stuff.

we know how this ends.. if you don't.. leave now. Now... that he is gone.. let's brainstorm how they could have really screwed this up. 1- Goldust defects to be the minister. 2- Everybody comes out on SD and turns gay at once. Turning the show into the first all gay show in Sports Entertainment 3- Bart Gunn comes back and KOs Billy with his left hand before revealing he was married to Billy in 1994. 4- Former Billy manager Sunny comes back and Missy Hyatt shows up, scaring Chuck away from women forever 5- Stephanie declares Smackdown to have HGA. Hot Gay Ass. Jerry Lawler defects so he can say HGA alot. 6- Maven shows up and dropkicks both men, announcing that he has formed a team with Rico. "Burns and Brow" 7- The Road Dogg returns and reforms the NAO, as a Gay NAO. 8- The Honky Tonk Man returns and brings back Rockabilly 9- Rikishi shows up and after the wedding Chuck shoves Billy's face into Rikishi's ass and the 10th way they could have fucked this up 10- "Wedding? what wedding?", followed by acting like nothing was planned

No.. that just means that you think it is..

There's going to be fun at Anglesault's house over this. Kurt Angle's gonna join NAMBLA! New Vinny angle!

Fetus on a Pole? will that involve new WWE heel The Abortionist and new WWE babyface Cletus the Fetus? this is Vince McMahon, not Rob Black

Yes Rob, I am a girl and if you don't mind I will hang around. I find you guys highly entertaining and informative. I've never thought they'd stoop so low as to put a pregnant SaraTaker in the ring (then again you never know with VKM), but I still hate the whole angle. Hey... it's a laaaaydie! [/ladies man] At least we're entertaining and informative. We're just not tasteful. j/k I doubt that Sara will come close to the ring. This is being used to try and get some sympathy behind the Undertaker. He never needed that before, did he?

Best - Chris Benoit Worst - Mark Henry Overrated - Shannon Moore (I'm sorry, but he is lightyears behind his partner, Helms, in charisma and all that. Moore comes out to wussy music and he hasn't really impressed me too much already) Underrated - Brock Lesnar (Good bumper, has some good moves, has a stigma around him re. his push) Who should vault (based off the list) - RVD Who should plummet - Jericho (although being lazy couldn't help him too much)

stiffness... rub off... AAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! oh.. wait.. ok.. Regal should just tell Lance to not throw punches.

Could someone please tell me if Vince is suicidal? HLA, Billy & Chuck reversal, and Taker's wife apparently on camera again. Or do they just not care about what the people who watch the show say? I can understand throwing it in the media's face but some of this stuff is going from bad to worse. wait.. you are a Taker Girl.. as in a female.. um.. Welcome to the board! As you will notice.. we are mostly male and we want some.. Anyways.. as for SaraTaker. It's not like she can do anything, she's pregnant. The WWE isn't THAT stupid.

Matt Hardy has Ruthless Matgression Next week on SD: Undertaker and Hurricane v. Brock and Matt Hardy.

my post count is relative to my gigantic cock. that is all.. j/k