Rob E Dangerously

I think Heyman having sex with any female is sorta out of the picture.. so I don't think he will claim that he is nailing Sara. Brock might.. him being the Genetic Jackhammer and all.

"Matt Hardy defeated Undertaker by countout as Taker ran after Paul Heyman, who was harassing Undertaker's pregnant wife." Oh come on! Undertaker could chase Heyman down. It's friggin Heyman! then again, there is a reason why UT rides down on a motorcycle. Who expects Heyman to say that he is the father of the baby (or Brock is) just to mess with the Undertaker more?

HHH is PoocHHHie. Not Big Poochie II. Since he isn't big.

Let me announce the following match: Rob E Dangerously (The Universal Lover) takes on Jeff Hardy. You see.. Rob E Dangerously wants Lita.. despite her being injured and all.. so he will beat up all the Hardyz and stuff.

(N) on a Flair heel turn Flair wouldn't be booed even if he fucked the skull of Christ. Plain and Simple. He is a babyface and will stay that way.

jobbing to Jeff Hardy

to win the match for the faces? I'm looking for a submission hold from Team America. Goldust should use Shattered dreams as his submission

Wargames! Team UnAmericans (Lance Storm, Christian, Test, William Regal and Chris Jericho) v. Team America (Goldust, Booker T, Kane, Bradshaw and Ric Flair) question: without Jericho and Flair.. who on the face side has a credible submission to win the match? would Bradshaw just KO people with the Lariat?

All of you all.. JOIN SJL NOW

I will not add my name to this until Leon Sharpe gets to beat up Cutthroat in JL.

is it just me or did switching to TNN hurt the WWE's ratings? just asking

Those fucking Samoans are gonna get woken up quick to what happens when you stiff a guy when they face some angry motherfucker like Bradshaw. Don't bet against Bradshaw pasting them if they stiff him. That'd be fun to watch.

Since Molly is one of the biggest Christians in the WWE and she has refused to do sexual angles in the past, I'm pretty sure last night was the offical 'dropping' of the Nowinski/Molly angle. If this turns out that Molly did have the angle killed.. fuck her. Dropping it is a kick to Nowinski's career, since there would be barely any explanation why the angle is suddenly over. Molly should realize that Womens champions who get egos do not last long in the WWE.

http://innitra.wi3k.net/WWF/WWF.html Check out some of the Superstar bios.. from HBK's: "HBK, while he learned the Superkick, from Marty Jannety, whom Jushin Lygertaught after Lyger jobbed to him. HBK did in fact create one move. It wascalled the Hind-Lick-Manuever. While it has never been seen in action, itwas rumored that after Vince took the move, HBK was pushed right away!" from the NWO's bio: "Kevin Nash is the only original member left in the nWO. He is Tests younger brother. His real name is Kevin McTesterson. His finsher manuvers are the Jacknash Kevinbomb and the Elbow Cocktail Sauce Puncher "on yo FACE!"" "HBK is Shawn Michals and HBK stands for Hart Breaker Kid. His finsierh is the Sweet Chin Music and that's when he puts his opponent's chin in a portable CD player and then pushes play. It is a very devastating move. HBK thinks he's cute, but I KNOW he's SEXY!!" from HHH's bio: "HHH's awesome finisher is the pedigree. He was taught it by Jushin Lyger in Japan, when HHH was on holiday, that was when HHH picked up crabs and had to shave his armpits and pubic hair" from the Rock's: "Rock is TUFF! he wrestled through this horrific injury and went on to kick sissy Benoit's ass. Benoit later tapped to the sharpshooter. Benoit ALWAYS taps to the sharpshooter." from Brock's: "Brawk wasn't always the big ting that he always is today. When he first got in teh WWFEF/EWCWEntertanemant he was going nowear and FAST! His coreer did not take off untill he suddenly beet his longtime rival and his biggest challenge evar: Shean Stadesiak Jr. He almost didn't win but tehn he did. He hit one of his many trademarck manuvers, the Cinder Brawk. Needless to say it gave him the Edge that he needed all along." any comments on this site? any more quotes?

Borga should have been a heel from a more intimidating country than Finland

I heard he failed a lie detector test with the CIA. If you lie too much for the CIA, you are definately lying too much. Ritter should realize that he is a step away from being called "Baghdad Scotty" for the rest of his life with his pandering.

im sory im so litterut adn no so mucch I'd just like to clarify that I am DEFINITELY Steve Austin in this two-man power trip. BPS will have to be the one who poses and spits the water. Bps as HHH? that's sorta like casting Eminem as Moby in 'The Moby Story', isn't it?

LOL I seriously cracked up at that. I'd pick 2Pac

Cynical Profit: what about Jackie Gayda? who'd beat her clean when she fucks up? Terri?

What about the order being called "Viewers Opposed to Lawler's Crap", VOLC!

Next week on RAW: Jerry Lawler v. Molly Holly in a 'Wrestler with the bigger genitalia will have it repeatedly hit with a cane' match!

RVD is #1, Brock is #2

DIE LAWLER DIE Send Lawler to OVW!

The WWE writers are jackasses who know their right hands better than most female parts. The Island Boys should be WRESTLING. Not beating up people.

So.. what happened to 'FlairsJigglyManTits'?