Rob E Dangerously

and then DDP can stand in as a commentator with JR after they stretcher Lawler out

the gay gimmick just did wonders for Adrian Adonis, didn't it?

Lawler sucks. He really needs to get the F out.

Next week on Smackdown: Mark Henry over Eddy Guerrero!

horrifying angle possibility. The Rock comes out during it and then marries both Billy and Chuck. He goes off to Hollywood. And comes back as a much much gayer Rock. He'd still be over though.

'I have eleven anuses' to be fair.. I didn't put the tilde over the N there. in fact.. put some real marks on those and it works better.

Let me copy the Cow paragraph for you all. "Hola, me llamo Bob, soy tengo once anos, soy tres manchas cafe. soy ubres rosa. Soy dos cuerno azul. Soy ojos cafe. Soy pestanos roja. Soy lengua verde. Soy pezunas plateado. Soy cola violeta. Estoy granja. Me gusta la musica and me gusta bailar. No me gusta limonada y no me gusta nadar. Soy inteligente. Soy Guapo" any quirks in this? I should end all my papers with 'Soy Guapo'.

I heard about it when they put the TV on it in a class we were having. Weirdly, I'm in that same room this year at the same time on Wednesday

We fade to Sharpe, waiting in the same ol room that we have seen him in before. Sharpe is wearing a Red Wings jersey and laying back on a chair. And then, Leon Sharpe clears his throat Leon Sharpe: "Hello.. welcome back to the same Sharpe time, on a somewhat different Sharpe channel" Sharpe smirks Leon Sharpe: "Now, in regards to last Thursday. Let me say it was a great success. Jack the Ripper went down to the Silver Bullet and he became the first victim of me in the JL." Sharpe nods Leon Sharpe: "and with the proceeds from winning the match, look at what I got" Sharpe points to his side where we see a fireplace. Leon Sharpe: "Now, I don't use this much, but I figure it makes good scenary." Sharpe smiles a bit. Leon Sharpe: "Also, I should note that Wildman the Smake did eat on Thursday and tommorrow, he will eat again. He has about a dozen little mice waiting for him, so he's free to eat whenever he pleases" Sharpe nods Leon Sharpe: "Now.. tomorrow, I will take on Blank, Jack the Ripper and Tim Dillon. Let me talk about these guys" Sharpe pauses Leon Sharpe: "First is Jack. Jack the Ripper sucks. End of story. Jack was lucky that I was feeling generous and that I didn't just go out and splatter his brains all over the canvas in a minute. You see.. if I do that, then it hurts t-shirt sales. People don't want to see matches that end before they have the chance to get drunk. Plus, Jack wasn't totally sucky out there, he did put up a good fight, so that was another factor here. He seemed to be excited to be back in JL. I figure that one day, he will take on Cutthroat and then they will mate and make little mole-looking babies." Sharpe shudders Leon Sharpe: "Second is Tim Dillon. All you guys out there saw me drinking with him and I have to say that Irish beer is strong stuff. Some of you question this alliance, but, I figure it will work out. You see, I get rid of Blan Kuu and Jack with him and then I will beat him silly. It's simple. Plus, it gives him the honor of lasting a little bit in the match. If I am to sell t-shirts, I should at least act friendly to the other good guys here." Sharpe smiles Leon Sharpe: "Now, onto Blank. Blank can beat up Pat Morita and Mr. Fuji and any other fossils he wants to beat on. But, he won't just do that to me. I know his evil mist is brewing up, waiting for a shot at me again. Blank, this time, I know more about you and I know how to beat you down. That is what I will do to you tomorrow." Sharpe nods Leon Sharpe: "For you see, when I win this, I will be the top contender to Matt Myers, the European champion. I will dub myself, the Sharpeuropean champion. Just say it with me... Sharpe European Champion. I figure little Mikey Myers will be tough, but I will get to him in due time. You see.. even if SJL doesn't ever go to Europe, I figure I will be a hero to the Europeans. Europe is looking for Americans they can love. They had Patton, FDR and Jerry Lewis before and now they will have me. Leon Sharpe, the future champion of Europe. Hell, it opens a new market to my t-shirts also. I can sell to alot of those people, even the Dutch! It will be a Sharpeuropean Union of people, buying my stuff with Euros as I sleep in piles of money Sharpe laughs Leon Sharpe: "Plan for the week. Tomorrow, I beat up three people. Sunday, I beat up Myers. Next Monday, stare at the belt for hours and feed the snake. Such a week coming up for me." Sharpe nods. Leon Sharpe: "Get the point!?!" Sharpe smiles as this scene fades to black.

Interesting..

here are some house show numbers since the Lesnar title victory: 9/1 (afternoon show) Dallas, Texas (drew approx. 3,500 in a building that seats 20,000. Upper deck didn't need to be used) 9/1 (evening show) Chicago, Allstate Arena (building seats 19,000, was less than half full, upper deck closed) 9/2 LaCross, Wisconsin-- 1,500 in a 6,000 seat building Showing, that the WWE has blown it. Brock was not built up for a title reign and it seems like he is bombing so far as the champ. Of course the WWE writer idiots will blame it on Brock and not themselves. Then they will hand the title to HHH. Painful..

Anybody see the lack of logic of Nowinski constantly claiming that he will nail Molly LIVE on TV when Molly could logically be watching it later? Isn't Molly 5 or so years older than Nowinski also? as long as Chris keeps the perm.. he will finally burst though the hymen like you can at the 'Christopher Nowinski school of dating', where you learn skills like: 1- perming your hair 2- bragging about your future achievements to everybody 3- wearing an icebag after you stupidly jump off the ropes though a table 4- and the special guide on 'How to pop it' The CNSoD wants you, to burst through the hymen (or just their doors) Whoo ReD

I was kidding around on the Sinatra dealie.. don't worry. Wouldn't it be more fitting if Saddam loved the song "My Way"? "I am Saddam, I did it my way!".

it looked like a lateral to me

The Angles should win. Kurt and Eric are the best brother duo since Joe and Vince DiMaggio.

ABC News is my source. I saw it on Drudge and Newsmax as well. I doubt the 'Heil Hitler' line too.. it seems a bit too over the top and evil. Heck, the guy has animals killed for meals, he tried to kill his own son and he listens to Sinatra, what more proof do we need that he's crazed? For some sick reason, he probably has a video of torture clips set to 'Strangers in the Night'

you do?

Gardocki was penalized for 'taunting'

and hate Rudd and Gardocki for being idiots.

I recall that the Fins were kicking a FG, it went short, Leon messed with it, and it gave the Fins good position for a FG when they got it, or something. Would the Royals comeback from 11-0 to only lose 12-11 count as a memory?

I'd assume he's not silent mime Sting when he gives the sermon, Right? "AYM GONNA HOG TIE YA TATTANKA!"

Neither team had any defense. From KC, Thanks Dwayne! John Tait scoring a touchdown on that last play would have been a sweet end

Mr. McMahon: "I'm gonna kill my creation with a cancer... THE MILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION!" *cue return of Kama, Tatanka, IRS and Bigelow*

so.. will they finally revive the Tatanka/Luger feud in the WWE?

They're not gonna book Rey as a Cruiserweight. He's over with the heavies. You don't go backwards. DEAN. What about Crash, he WAS a Super-Heavyweight, you know?