Rob E Dangerously

I think the WWE should push Saturn and ignore his past once he returns from his injury. Just push Saturn as a face asskicker on maybe RAW, I'm sure it'd work.

would that provoke a Billy/Rikishi feud with a 'Kiss my ass' match at Survivor Series?

OOoOoOoOooh you didn't know! You silly philly, your assh better caww somebody! Lawdies and Gentlemen, I'm the Road Dawwg Jessee Jammes and he's the Bad Ash Billy Gunn! The New Age Outwahs!

I wrote them and asked them to cover up Albert, or shave off all his body hair and use that as his new gimmick. Albert, the Shaved Bear. Also mentioned redubbing Mark Henry as the "Godfather of Funk" or something, Funkmaster Mark Henry. I also suggested that Brock wear a t-shirt outside the ring if he isn't wrestling. Yeah.. so what? I'm providing originality!

Am I an established poster?

and then they can become the "Gay Age Outlaws" as Road Dogg does his prematch with a lisp and they both come down in sweaters.

What about this: Road Dogg comes in and declares that HE married Billy back in 1998.

Brocklock! and he lied to his momma also

so that's how Brock got cheered. His parents were there.

Mean Gene was picking up chicks at Ozzfest.

OVW! and Kenny Bolin (who looks like the spawn of JR and Jerry Lawler)

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! John Cena will get the "Naked Mideon" gimmick. He should make weird announcements or comments in his promos also

John Cena, Champion of the Universe!

they are calling it a "commitment ceremony" because they will not do a wedding. Simple as that. I figure that the B&C connection goes face next week also to feud with D-Von and Rico

Mak wins New TV champ and he is Matt Myers Flexx comes in Dillon presumably beats up CT Judge Mental sentences Blank to a 'pound me in the ass' federal prison and.. I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! Granted, it was over JtR, but it's a start. any comments from the rest of you?

^ is plotting to kill Sara Taker's baby with Brock

You might want to change your sig also.

Why did I do alot of big stuff on Heat? because I assumed it was Raw. Ooops. Raw shall be good! ------ Aldo Montoya vs Goldust : Stiff chop lights up Aldo. Bodyslam by Goldust. Nice piledriver on Aldo. Lifting DDT by Goldust, looked good. Goldust moves in for the kill. Curtain Call!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead. Kevin Nash comes out to the sound of his music and walks to the ring. Molly Holly comes out from the crowd and slides into the ring! Molly has grabbed the ring bell. Nash turns...and gets blasted with it! Kevin Nash rolls to the outside. He has been busted open by Molly Holly! X-Pac is backstage, when Jazz comes walking past. Shawn Michaels also walks in. He sees Jazz talking to X-Pac, and walks over and pulls her away! Jazz doesn't look happy as she gets pulled away. Could Shawn Michaels be jealous? Chris Nowinski vs Test : Spear by Chris Nowinski. Lifting DDT by Chris Nowinski, looked good. Death valley driver by Chris Nowinski, Test is down and hurt. Pin, but Test is out just before the three count. Nowinski slams Test down. Cover for a two count. Test blocks a punch. Fallaway slam by Test. Spinebuster by Test. Chris Nowinski avoids a Test avalanche. Massive backbreaker, Test got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. William Regal comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Test turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Regal! William Regal has left Test in big trouble. Chris Nowinski moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Belly To Belly Suplex. 1....2...3, it's finished. Nowinski and Regal beat away on Test, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas. ** rating for this one. X-Pac has come down to the ring for an interview. As he is talking, Crash Holly slides in from behind...and levels him with a chair shot! That was brutal. Pac gets pulled into the corner...and rammed groin first into the steel ring post! Crash has left X-Pac down and in pain! Kevin Nash vs Molly Holly : Molly hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Stiff high kick on Nash by Molly Holly who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Molly Holly strikes Nash. There's a two count on the pin. Driven DDT by Molly Holly. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nash counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Incredibly weak headbutt on Molly by Nash. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nash hits a stump piledriver on Molly Holly. Molly Holly elbows Kevin Nash in the face to break a hammerlock. Nash walks into a face crusher variation. Molly Holly has Kevin Nash down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Molly Go Round! 1....2....3. Rhyno comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Nash turns around...straight into a Gore!! Kevin Nash has been left down on the canvas. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating. Kevin Nash is in the ring, talking to the crowd, while Pac is setting up a table. Haku \ Rhyno come storming down the aisle! The two teams go at it with a fury, brawling in and around the ring...until Haku locks in a Tongan Death Grip on the outside to subdue X-Pac! Nash soon falls victim to a 2-on-1 attack. Haku \ Rhyno drag Nash into the corner...superbomb through the table! Nash has been destroyed! Haku \ Rhyno walk off, having made their point. Rob Van Dam vs Raven (For The WWE Intercontinental Title) : Spinning back kick from Rob Van Dam. RVD hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Raven. Hooks the leg for a two count. Second rope flying axe handle, Raven goes down. Cover for a two count. Raven blocks a punch. Raven slams Rob Van Dam. Cover for a two count. RVD walks into a spike slam. Rob Van Dam avoids a Raven avalanche. Raven walks into a face crusher variation. Rob Van Dam floors Raven...and climbs the turnbuckles. Five Star Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. *** rating for a good bout. Jazz \ Crash vs Pac \ Show : Jazz strikes X-Pac. Pac gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Jazz and Crash Holly. Jazz \ Crash whip Pac into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Cover for a two count. Vertical suplex by Crash Holly. Pac powers out of a headlock. Super kick by X-Pac. There's a two count on the pin. Pac tags out to Big Show. Big clothesline from Show. 'Big' because it missed by a big margin. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big Show punches away at Crash Holly. Crash Holly pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Crash drives a thrust kick into the chest of Show. Tag between Crash Holly and Jazz. Show receives some unexciting punishment. Show tags out to X-Pac. Jazz with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Pac. X-Pac gets knocked to the ground by Jazz. X-Pac gets locked in the STF! Submission victory! **1\2 rating. Booker T is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Brock Lesnar. Glad to see they're putting effort into getting the fans interested in a fight between the two Brock Lesnar vs The Undertaker vs Booker T (For The WWE Undisputed World Title) : Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, The Undertaker uses a forearm to the face. The Undertaker hits some punches. Lesnar counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Bodyslam by Lesnar. Full nelson slam on Lesnar. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Fallaway slam by The Undertaker. Undertaker only gets knees on a splash. Lesnar \ Booker whip Undertaker into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Death valley driver by Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker got planted. Booker slams Brock Lesnar. Booker walks into a trip. Fallaway slam by Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar moves in for the kill. Here it comes - F-5. 1....2...3, it's finished. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating. ------ I am evil! Rating: 6.08 Nash humilation = ratings!

Something old: Smokin' Gunns chaps Something new: New Billy t-shirt Something borrowed: Kurt Angle's wig Something blue: Mark Henry (well, his tights are blue) so, AS, did you give yourself the "Undisputed Title" tagline or did you get to it by posting alot?

They should modify Funaki's music for when he wrestles to a tune with him singing "Funaki! #1 announcer ooooon Smackdown! Funaki! Funaki!" and so on

"Smackdown #1 Announcer!" Whooooo!

will Matt Hardy bring in DDP to spread the positive vibes?

you can't have Mattitude without being on the Mat

Kurt Angle, the Ice Cream Man Candy Stripper doesn't want to pawn his medals off. Eddy Herrero! and I have Mattitude!

Matt Hardy is getting personality. Hardcore Holly is jealous that he didn't get F-5'd by Brock Lesnar, that bastard!