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#1- Bubba Ray Dudley: Overpushed piece of shit who is only going so far because Jim Ross gets a boner when he comes out. Bubba Tough? bullshit! it's obvious that Blubber Ray is suffering because he sucks at singles work. #2- Rikishi: Overweight, old gimmick and only employed because his cousin is the Rock. #3- Stephanie: GOD DAMNIT, YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU'RE THE WORST BABYFACE EVER! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR GOD DAMN PROBLEM? YOU CAN'T WRITE DIRECTIONS TO A DENNY'S, MUCH LESS A TV SHOW! YOU FUCKING AIRHEADED BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MALFUNCTION? YOU DON'T GET OVER AS A FACE BY STEALING THE IC CHAMP AND BROCK! HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE GONNA CHEER YOU IF YOU BRING HEELS TO THE SHOWS? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL BENOIT TO HURT THE ROCK? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE BROCK RUN LIKE A PUSSY AND PISS OFF THE FANS BY TAKING THE WWE TITLE AWAY FROM RAW? YOU ARE A GOD DAMN WORTHLESS BITCH WHO WOULD BE DOING TRICKS IN A MOTEL IF YOU DADDY WASN'T VINCE MCMAHON! GOD DAMNIT! YOU ARE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, A HERPES SORE ON THE WWE! YOU WILL NEVER GO AWAY AND YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS! FUCK YOU IN THE SKULL TO HELL STEPHANIE! FUCK YOU FOR A LONG TIME! YOU BITCH! there.. i'm done with that. who else.. 4. Lawler- Old man, pervert, can't remember that he's better as a heel. Still wears that same stupid crown even if he ran USWA under five years ago. 5. JR- Fat cowboy. Keeps pushing his boys like Bull and Albert when nobody gives a fuck about them. 6. Paul Heyman- Overweight, balding egomaniac. Ran ECW under because he bounced checks constantly. Tried to leach off Brock's heat by making it seem like Brock needed him. 7. HHH- balding egomaniac. Insists on pushing himself constantly. If we pray hard enough to Jesus, maybe HHH will slip on a banana peel and be out for awhile. 8. The WWE Writers- The only team that could take a concept like you losing your virginity and fuck it up. They are without a doubt overpaid, uncreative and part of the problem with the WWE. 9. The Hardys and Lita- You're psychotic. We get it. Lita, don't talk. Ever. I figure the Hardys would be cool if you like ceramic statues of Oliver Hardy. 10. Edge- "You used to be cool man!" ---- that's all... now.. VENT ON THE WWE!

in my world.. I can make HHH put over RVD. I'd also be sitting on alot of footage of HHH jobbing from WCW and so on that I could show to bury his ass if he turns me down.

it's the writers faults.. plus it's some horrible continuity that we'd have to mention

damn.. he ruined my vibe also

will Fake Kane be managed by Ted Dibiase, or his cheap Mexican counterpart, El Million Peso Hombre?

granted.. HHH/RVD would be the next big deal since HHH is the #1 contender

lets go... Best Wrestler- tough one.. I could be like you all and vote RVD here. Best Tag Team- Goldust and Booker T Best Heel- Chris Jericho Best Babyface- Rob Van Dam Best Worker- Chris Benoit Best Flyer- Rob Van Dam Best Technical- Chris Benoit Best Brawler- The Rock (he deserves to win something) Most Favourite- Christopher Nowinski Most Improved- Goldust Most Overrated- ummm... no clue here.. it's not Brock.. you have to be rated to be overrated Best Gimmick- Christopher Nowinski, manly man who deflowers virgins! Best Move- AJ Styles' Styles Clash Best Match- i'll check that later Best Feud- Feuds? what's those? Worst Wrestler- Albert Worst Tag Team- The Outsiders (they earned it! ) Worst Heel- Brock Lesnar (damn writers) Worst Babyface- STEPHANIE MCMAHON (without a shadow of a doubt!) Worst Worker- Kevin Nash Least Favourite- Bubba Ray Dudley Most Deteriorated- Edge Most Underrated- The Hurricane Worst Gimmick- Jerry Lawler, the sex pervert (does that count?) Worst Move- Edge's Spear Worst Match- Gayda/Nowinski-Trish/Bradshaw Worst Feud- Edge v. anybody Most Disappointing News item- Stephanie McMahon is the Smackdown GM Most Obnoxious- Stephanie McMahon Best Second- Wha? do we have any other seconds than Heyman (who I dislike)? I'll just vote for Mortimer from TNA Best Announcer- Sorta like picking the smartest of the three stooges, eh? Best Colour- Ditto Best Interviewee- Kurt Angle Best Angle- Kurt Angle (nah.. just kidding, I'm not sure) Best Organization- TNA Best TV Show- sorta like picking between cyanide and a gunshot, eh? I'll just say Confidental Best Major Show- WM18 Best Promotional Move- WWE fires X-Pac, Hall Worst Second- Test Worst Announcer- Jim Ross Worst Colour- Jerry Lawler Worst Interviewee- John Cena Worst Angle- Edge spears people (i'm sure it'll be nominated) Worst Organization- WWE Worst TV Show- RAW Worst Major Show- Pick one Worst Promotional Move- WWE hires crack-addicted chimps to write TV shows only 3 more months to wait for the RSPW awards... let's vent during those awards. Hahaha.. I should just RANT in the comments for this. Hahaha.. I should

Probably.. but lets start a rumor that it wasn't.

You see.. even the small things count. Keeping Molly means another belt for RAW that won't be on Smackdown. It's a slap to Smackdown to get back at them for Brock never showing on RAW. RVD can get either the 1988-1998 belt, the newer WWE title or maybe the Big Gold (but that has a stigma about it from the 'Big Gold Belt' days)

Kane died in May, they replaced him with a New Kane. RIP Kane 1964-2002 RIP Ultimate Warrior 1957-1991 RIP Craig Pittman 1936-1996 RIP Viscera 1969-1999 Sooooooooo sad to hear this

Edwin.. sometimes, you have to shovel dirt on others to get an angle over. Remember, Smackdown will always have their chance to take shots at RAW also. Also, I want an end to Bisch or Steph being in the same arena. If Steph shows up on RAW, arrest her, or give her the Rodney King treatment. If Bisch shows up on Smackdown, do the same. This is the brand extension and this is war. No other way this will work.

when did this go from a forum for me to shill to a vicious war?

from 1popup.. "Signs of the Night: 4. “Where’s Haku?” 3. Picture of Brock Lesnar from his college yearbook, wearing glasses and with spiked hair, reading “The next WWE champion.” 2. “Pork.” 1. “Donna Martin Graduates.” " ---- any more?

First off.. alot of guys go over despite going over on SD or RAW and second.. BROCK MOTHERFUCKIN' LESNAR IS CHEERED God damn... Talk about blowback! Brock has gotten some fans.. and they are sick of the Rock. Weird, isn't it? The fans want a Heel Rock, they got Dwayne, and they CHEERED BROCK LESNAR I don't know what the WWE will do with this. They could turn Brock face tomorrow.. but that would be the stupid idea. Keep Brock as a heel.. and then make some money off his face turn. Holy shit.. I gotta see this match.. (before you ask, I watch PPV on scramble-vision) It's just surreal. It's like Superman going bad It's like Dog walking Man It's biiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaarrrreeeeee ( © British Bulldog) Summerslam 2002 will have to be reviewed in 6 months, when we can see what they do with that they did tonight

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After the weird fans of Nassau struck back at the Rock and cheered Brock Lesnar.. obviously, the temptation thrust at the WWE writers is to turn Brock face. I say... Keep Brock a bad guy. It's too early to take a risk and turn Brock face. We don't know if the fans were cheering him or just booing the Rock. If Brock keeps getting cheered, eventually make some money off that.. build to a face turn. If he doesn't keep getting cheered, keep him as, at least, a tweener. That's my opinion.. keep Brock a heel.

"1) He gave Matt Hardy an F5 on the STEEL ramp" It's Matt Hardy, who cares outside of some girls if he gets hurt? "2) He's run-in during several matches and destroyed babyfaces" they deserved it.. "3) He gave Tommy Dreamer an F5 on the floor" but Tommy's hardcore, so he didn't mind. Haha "4) He uses a bearhug" so does Mark Henry "5) He wiped blood on himself" He's unsanitary, not evil! damn people always against Brock.. he's all good!

RVD didn't do any backflips again, did he?

those Shopzone totals go up and down like a Laotian crackwhore and you know it. hehe..

RVD didn't sell the Arm in the first match either. In a way, it'd take Benoit breaking his arm for real to get him to sell it.

*No sells and hands a "Leon Sharpe" t-shirt to Spike*

They are cheering Brock over Rock for one simple reason. They are sick of the Rock and they've caught on to him being a phony. The fans loved the Rock who hated them. Not the Rock who was "Mr. Nice Guy", but the one that had an attitude, $500 t-shirts and shades. Brock just happened to be the man who the Rock was facing that night. They would have cheered any face and alot of heels over Rock with these circumstances. I want a Rock heel turn.

when you're jobbing cleanly to 50 year old men.. your career is pretty much dead in the water. You had a good time Chris.. it's a shame you had to resign.. instead of going somewhere where you're allowed to WIN matches. The last time Jericho won a singles match on TV was July 4th, 2002. He's coming close to 2 months without a singles victory. Chris, just quit now. You can sit at home and take singing lessons until your contract runs out.

supposedly some people have spotted Luger in the WWE's "We don't have an off-season promo", what's that all about? I figure it was an old clip or something.

YES!!!!!!!!!!! HEEL TURN! Who wants the Rock to punk out Edge on SD?