Rob E Dangerously

weird.. I don't know why the fans are chanting Rocky Sucks. Maybe they're sick of Rock. Maybe they're skinheads and they like Brock (maybenot)

it'd be totally lame if they held the title up tomorrow

we'd truely be in a bizarre world if Brock and Rock make a double turn, Brock wins, Rock returns to his 1998 self, Heyman aligns with Rock, and Brock is cheered

Tony Chimel announced the ME.. not Lillian.. thank god.

Knowing the WWE's shithead booking.. Rock retains the title

I'd rather not hear Lillian slaughter Brock's name for this match

DAMNIT! THEY'RE LETTING THESE FUCKERS CALL THE MAIN EVENT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR *cough* ..GGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! What the fuck is the problem with the WWE?

Just more crowd-killing shit so they can blame it on Brock

The WWE isn't gonna do jackshit to HHH because HHH is fucking Stephanie

HHH kills the crowd, and he will blame the lack of heat on Brock so HHH can be the #1 heel again. That fucking asshole

HHH even goes over on his good friends when he doesn't deserve it.. WAY TO KILL THE CROWD HHH! YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Part one: The Dangerhoss Alliance fights! The Dangerhoss Alliance (Bradshaw, Brock Lesnar and Steve Williams) defeated Dustin Rhodes, Ron Simmons and Barry Windham when B. Lesnar pinned Simmons after a running power bomb in 0:04:23. Rating: 3/4* The Dangerhoss Alliance (Albert and Bull Buchanan) defeated Sting and Rick Steamboat when Albert pinned Steamboat after hitting him with a leather belt in 0:09:02. Rating: * 1/4 The Dangerhoss Alliance (Albert and Steve Williams) defeated Barry Windham and Dustin Rhodes when S. Williams pinned D. Rhodes with the Oklahoma Stampede in 0:01:47. Rating: DUD The Dangerhoss Alliance (Bradshaw and Brock Lesnar) defeated The Steiner Brothers when B. Lesnar pinned S. Steiner after a powerslam in 0:14:35. Rating: * 1/4 Bull Buchanan pinned Rick Steamboat with the Censor Kick in 0:17:48. Rating: * 1/4 Brock Lesnar pinned Firebreaker Chip with the F-5 in 0:04:59. Rating: -** 3/4 Albert pinned P.N. News after a back suplex in 0:12:19. Rating: -3/4* The Dangerhoss Alliance (Steve Williams and Bradshaw) defeated Dustin Rhodes and Rick Steamboat when S. Williams pinned Steamboat after the Doctor Bomb in 0:16:44. Rating: ** Bull Buchanan pinned Sting with the Censor Kick in 0:13:12. Rating: * War Games No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: The Dangerhoss Alliance (Albert, Bradshaw, Brock Lesnar, Bull Buchanan and Steve Williams) defeated Sting, Nikita Koloff, Rick Steamboat, Dustin Rhodes and Barry Windham when Bradshaw beat Koloff after a lariat in 0:23:40. Rating: ** 1/4 and now.. the good stuff! Iron Man Match: Shane Helms beat Yoshihiro Tajiri 2 falls to 1: x Tajiri beat Hurricane via the Kick of Death in 0:03:04 x Hurricane beat Tajiri via a side step in 0:06:28 x Hurricane beat Tajiri via the Overcast in 0:12:25 x time limit expired (Hurricane and Tajiri) in 0:15:00 Rating: *** 1/2 (Shane Helms retained the WCW International World title.) Iron Man Match: Low Ki beat American Dragon 1 falls to 0: x Ki beat AmDragon via his special move in 0:14:12 x time limit expired (AmDragon and Ki) in 0:15:00 Rating: *** Iron Man Match: Shannon Moore beat Mike Maverick 1 falls to 0: x Moore beat Maverick via the Twisting Moonsault in 0:09:28 x time limit expired (Moore and Maverick) in 0:15:00 Rating: ** 1/2 Iron Man Match: Matt Hardy beat Jeff Hardy 6 falls to 5: x M. Hardy beat J. Hardy via the Twist of Fate in 0:06:30 x J. Hardy beat M. Hardy via a Northern Lights suplex in 0:11:37 Overtime #1 (15:00 to 24:00) x J. Hardy beat M. Hardy via the Senton Bomb in 0:15:30 x M. Hardy beat J. Hardy via the Twist of Fate in 0:18:30 x M. Hardy beat J. Hardy via a fisherman suplex in 0:20:18 x J. Hardy beat M. Hardy via the Senton Bomb in 0:23:31 Overtime #2 (24:00 to 32:00) x M. Hardy beat J. Hardy via the Twist of Fate in 0:27:42 x J. Hardy beat M. Hardy via a spinning backbreaker in 0:29:46 Overtime #3 (32:00 to 37:00) x M. Hardy beat J. Hardy via the Twist of Fate in 0:32:12 x J. Hardy beat M. Hardy via a top-rope Frankensteiner in 0:36:28 Overtime #4 (37:00 to 42:00) x M. Hardy beat J. Hardy via pinfall in 0:37:02 x time limit expired (J. Hardy and M. Hardy) in 0:42:00 Rating: *** 1/4 No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Triple H pinned Shawn Michaels with the Pedigree in 0:09:53. Rating: *** No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Four Corners Match: Shane Helms defeated Low Ki, Shannon Moore and Matt Hardy: x M. Hardy beat Moore via the Twist of Fate in 0:11:32 x Hurricane beat Ki via the Overcast in 0:22:33 x Hurricane beat M. Hardy via the Overcast in 0:30:40 Rating: ****

God is behind HBK kicking out! G-O-D! G-O-D!

you mean HBK gets pinned after 15 men run in, gets put in a casket, and then it flies out of the arena while he talks?

God only knows what HHH is thinking, and he is ANGRY! HHH loses after he's struck by lightning while going for the Pedigree

so, will HHH steal a Bible from ringside, have HBK knock HHH out with it and HBK hit the Superkick?

hey JR, nobody can hold HHH down!

I figure the Dangerhoss Alliance will be running out to help HHH go over on God

HBK better make sure he doesn't tick off God, or else God would pull the biggest heel turn ever on HBK. If God turned heel, would that mean that the sinners go to Heaven and the good guys go somewhere else?

it should be rather odd if HHH was the one to get injured, not HBK. Bps, can we claim a HHH injury as an 'act of God'?

HBK could put on tights.. but they didn't airbrush the "Cross and Hearts" tights in time

well.. at least HBK took the time to pick a bible verse that might relate to his match

Phillpians 4:13: "I can do anything through he who gives me strength"

Flyboy: giant Cross on the back!

Somebody dial the stretcher!