Rob E Dangerously

DAMNIT! 1 for 2 Jericho jobs again

Random note: Flair and Jericho wrestled on the first Thunder, that was the match that started Jericho's heel turn, which resulted in his character today

note to Silm Citrus: your dark font doesn't work well with my black background for this board

Brock is part of the Dangerhoss Alliance.. he will get heat.. oh, it's true. When was the last time the WWE ran in the Nassau Coliseum anyways? I figure that Taker/Test would be the match before the ME, then Brock goes over in the ME. I wonder how they'll get over putting the heel over in the Main Event

Bps: but, JR is a better announcer than Cole when it comes to making stuff seem important. At least they aren't splitting it and having Cole/King, Cole/JR, King/Tazz or JR/Tazz

I hear that Cole and Tazz will call the IC title match, JR and King will call the World title match

JR is right.. this is Flair's first WRESTLING appearance at Summerslam

The Raw portion of Smackdown! I say Jericho goes over here

1 for 1 for me!

I liked Stubby's old avatar.. the one with the woman in it

Damn.. Angle in the opener.. I don't think they'd put a heel over in the first match, but I picked Angle here

Who'd be the Madusa in the Dangerhoss Alliance? I figure it'd be Linda Miles

well.. he's Benoit.. if he was in the Dangerhoss Alliance.. he'd win the belt

Shouldn't it be: Bret vs. Lesnar Owen vs. Edge Austin vs. Angle Trips vs. Shamrock If you're doing the brackets by years, it should. nah.. the two guys who had to qualify get the first two winners of the event. Edge/Austin and Angle/HHH is based on years though

A Brock about nothing.. nope.. the WWE writers can't get original ideas to get people over, nor can they steal good ideas to do the same

Meanwhile.. HHH develops his new gimmick so he can steal Brock's heat. HHH is Jesus CHHHrist

I figure he will come out in style. With either street clothes or some of his gear. One vague idea that would be either stupid or funny to see.. HBK comes out ala Kimo in UFC3. HBK comes out with a giant cross on his back. although, he could also use the cross (or symbol) to defeat HHH

[We fade to a room with a pool table in it, we see Leon Sharpe sitting down in a chair in jeans and a t-shirt. Sharpe nods at the camera, acknowledging it. Sharpe gets out of the chair and glances at the pool table for a moment.] Leon Sharpe: Ya know.. I paid for this with the money I got from wrestling. I don’t play pool, still.. I figure somebody wants to. If they happen to be here, then they will play it. It works. [sharpe picks up a can of something and drinks it.] Leon Sharpe: Hello, I am Leon Sharpe. I have come here to this league, the SJL, for one reason. The money. [sharpe laughs] Leon Sharpe: Don’t get the wrong impression or nothing. But, I feel that the more money I get, the better off I will be whenever I decide to retire, or if I tear my leg up after doing a big boot. It’s simple. [sharpe drinks some more stuff out of his can.] Leon Sharpe: Now, this is where you, the SJL fans, come in. You see, I need your support for one good reason. If you buy my stuff, then I get some money from it. Therefore, if you buy any of my t-shirts, then you are helping me work to get the stuff that I want to buy, but can’t. [sharpe nods.] Leon Sharpe: You see, I might have the money to get a lot of stuff myself, but I don’t just have the money to blow on some swords and all that stuff right now. I still have to pay bills. Therefore, if you buy any of my future t-shirts from some street vendor, kick your own ass, because you just robbed me of money. After you kick your own ass, tell me that you did and tell me who you bought it from, so I can kick their ass, then I will kick your ass as well before I take the 15 bucks that were robbed from me. Sorry, it’s tough sometimes. I don’t hate you fans, I just hate the ones who rob me of money or refuse to buy my stuff. [sharpe pauses for a moment.] Leon Sharpe: I understand from what I have heard that I am facing a man named Blank. Well, I don’t know about you yet, since you are also debuting. But, from what I hear about your height and weight, I should be tossing you around the ring. So, don’t be surprised when I do that. Okay? I do better against those who have admitted that I will beat him silly. It reduces my feeling of guilt and that is a good thing. Anyways Blank.. you are facing me in Detroit.. actually, it’s one of those damn suburbs. Still, you’re facing me on my turf and I will have to have to defeat you on this Tuesday. Because, winning matches gets me more money. Not to mention that you sound like a skinny skateboarding karate wuss, and I can’t just lose to those kinds of guys. How am I supposed to get money on the side for various committments if I am defeated by some guy who skates around public parks? I don’t know, but it’s hard. [sharpe drinks some more.] Leon Sharpe: Blank.. this isn’t Match Game, I don’t have to fill in the blank or any of that. I know that I am really big and you skate down steps and all that stuff. Therefore, I will beat you so bad, it would look like you jumped down the stairs on your board and fell face first into the concrete. Hell son, remember this.. if I was a bad person, I’d hit your over the head with that stupid skateboard, but I’m not a bad person. You know why? Because you will be getting my t-shirts when they come out. I figure that you can use it to wipe your face off the mat in the future. [sharpe laughs] Leon Sharpe: First it’s Blank.. who’s gonna face me next.. I don’t know.. but you better prepare the EMTs, because I’m a dangerous person, and I don’t care much for many rules, just winning. That is no laughing matter. [sharpe nods and then we fade to black.]

What about The Insane Clown Lesnar?

Brockdullah!

The Brock-break Kid!

if Liquid2k would work.. I'd debut one.. but.. since it doesn't.. here it is.. The Brocky Tonk Man!

if the WWE wants to really screw the fans, they can turn it into a tag match.. HBK and Marty v. HHH and the most intense wrestler (or 2nd most) ever.. Duke "The Dumpster" Droese then the match would end with HHH pinning Marty

I figure Mongo as an announcer was just some sort of cruel joke that WCW played on the fans. You want to hear Savage commentate? pick up any tapes of matches from RAW in 1993

HBK could go retro and come out in one of his crappy Rocker outfits. and he can drag Marty Jannetty out of the Marietta AA to join him