Rob E Dangerously

don't you have to be coherant to be an announcer?

If Hogan turned on the Rock, what would he say? "Brah, It was me all the time, brah! I got injured, brah! to fool you, brah! to take you off your game, brah! So Brockster here could beat you, brah! Rock, Whatcha gonna do, when the Hulkster's styilized chest hair runs wild on you!"

or Brock can come out with huge logs on his back and then he would hit the Rock with one. Or Brock can bring out an Icebath-tub and promise to drown the Rock in it

if Jamie Noble was a really big redneck, he'd be full Hoss and he'd suck!

Brock v. Savage wouldn't work. Hogan couldn't land right for the F-5, Savage would probably land weird also. Savage would then puncture Brock's lung with an elbowdrop, before Brock kicks his head in and then steals Savage's lunch. To heck with Randy, I want Gorgeous George! I don't want handouts, I want handjobs! (third and first exclamations are not related)

maybe HBK can turn D-Von heel and have D-Von become a babyface Reverend D-Von. That would suck, but D-Von's finisher as a face could be the Baptism, as he gently moves his opponent to the mat, puts them on their back and covers them

Yeah.. Jim Cornette coming out at Summerslam would be a shock. Like me pitch one shock at you.. The Undertaker comes out and reveals he has a flag bearer for the Stars and Stripes.. that man is PAUL BEARER. That'd be a markout moment. Unless Paul turned heel and joined the UnAmericans. biggest shock out of the list would be #10

Savage wrestling is not gonna do anything for the WWE in the long term. Would Savage job to the Rock also? I'd rather take the better half of the Gorgeous George/Randy deal and get Gorgeous George into the WWE. George (who can't use that name for long cuz of Savage, it sucks having your ex own your name) would at least be an interesting addition to the WWE. Bring on the mud matches!

If they wanted to make the "Champion/619" part more about numbers.. it could be "The Three Is" (when did we last hear about those?) "619".

What if Kurt Angle's brother comes out from under the ring and then gets pinned for the end of the match?

Brock would have to make that helmet and tights match for that to work. This Pledge dealie is the obvious sign that Brock is winning. Why the fuck would the WWE not send their champion to something like this?

"Take his job and shove it" sounds reeeal funny from Gene. The WWE could just do a DVD of Regal. Sandwich Artist.. you mean "Chick who makes a sandwich", right?

I'd rather have Gorgeous George in the WWE, not Randy Savage. Sorry.

Hogan in 1979: "Freddie, brah, you sure I'll get over by shaving my chest hair like this?" "Shut up, you pencil-necked geek"

Brock can do the spinaronie and then hit the F-5 that'd get him more over!

HOGAN! Hogan in 1979! and Brock cleaning out hog barns

Brock doesn't have the ass for a stinkface. Re: Rikishi asking who gets paid to rub their asses in people's faces.. well.. some women have to be paid for that. I'm sure it's like the women who get paid for dropping hot wax on guys and shit

ya know, I want somebody to kip up in the corner to avoid the Stinkface

that's what Summerslam needs. Sir Mix-a-Lot makes a cameo with Rikishi and then he turns heel and aligns with D-Von! and yes.. HBK can carry out a huge cross at Summerslam. He could also use it to win the match

Gene quotes Sir Mix-a-lot and makes alot of bad Austin Powers-esque jokes!

Bobby Barron.. if Regal expected that.. he was sooooo SILLY. Face it.. Rikishi recently won a match with his hands on the ropes (after the Banzai)

HBK could always do the Kimo ring enterance from UFC3. 10 points to the person who can name what I am talking about.

THE ICEBATH OF DOOM!

if Brock is gonna practice punches, will he be potatoing the Rock at SSlam?

Brock Lesnar ate his lunch, some more, Gene's lunch, Gene's hair and some Pig Ears