Rob E Dangerously

GOD! it must be Rock who keeps a job for his talentless cousin Rikishi. CRAPPY SPINEBUSTER OF DEATH! OH MY GOD! HE TURNS FACE! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK! Stupid shithead WWE writers

Good news: You can take an ice bath with a WWE superstar. Bad news: It'll be with Brock Lesnar

Brock can get heat by forcing women to take ice baths with him. Rikishi! Cena! D-Von! Batista! Who sucks the least? probably Batista

Kidman beating Angle by pin due to Rey would work much better than that lame countout. Angle isn't that much bigger than Kidman anyways, only about 40lbs or so. Edge, you are now the lackey of the Rock, not Hulk

TestKick is soooooo gonna get banned soon. I just sense it. Still.. Kidman/Angle was good for Kidman bumping hard for Angle. Let's face it.. the ending blew huge and the match was basically Angle squashing Kidman. Ok.. Kidman got three moves in. Owenziguri, Von Kidmanator and that splash BROCK~! on Confidental Brock on Smackdown! Is it just me or does Brock's voice not sound tough enough? but, it seems like that he is soooo ripped without roids

WEAK ending. Soooooooooo weak. What a load of shit. Kidman barely got any offense in anyways, he got one Owenziguri in (which Angle no-sold later). Why not give Kidman the win over Kurt due to Rey? Why have Rey, the babyface, blatantly attack Angle, the heel? GOD! Sometimes Smackdown's writers suck very very hard.

Way to no-sell all that offense Kurt! GOD!!!!! I got so fucking annoyed by Kurt running up to the top like he wasn't touched, moments after he was KOed by the Owenziguri. VAN KIDMANATOR!

Rey with the CONTACTS OF DOOM~! that's what tattooed on his right arm, on the side, near the armpit, It looks like "Aaliyah" to me

Nidia sure did turn face quickly. Jennifer Nidia Gray for Women's champion! YES! WIN THE MATCH SOMETIME!

Hyperbole from Matt Hardy! FUNAKI!

I think the logo on the Brock shirt is one of his tattoos.

here it is.. Now.. isn't that better? if Bisch would just void all the 24/7 flash-switches.

You have any proof they are lying about shirt sales?

Interesting logo on the front of it..

i'd say Tiger Ali is gone, since he sued the company and all

here's a series of WWE matches between Satan and the RAW roster. Satan pinned Christopher Nowinski with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:04:42. Rating: -* Satan pinned William Regal with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:00:35. Rating: * Satan pinned Spike Dudley with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:01:39. Rating: * Satan pinned Crash Holly with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:04:11. Rating: 3/4* Satan pinned Test with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:01:04. Rating: 3/4* Satan pinned Lance Storm with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:01:44. Rating: -3/4* Satan pinned Christian with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:04:54. Rating: * Satan pinned Booker T with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:07:19. Rating: 1/4* Satan pinned Goldust with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:01:29. Rating: -3/4* Satan pinned The Undertaker after a lariat in 0:14:09. Rating: 3/4* Satan pinned Paul Wight with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:12:43. Rating: -** 1/2 Satan pinned Bubba Ray Dudley with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:09:30. Rating: DUD Satan pinned Eric Bischoff with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:06:25. Rating: -** 1/4 Satan pinned Rob Van Dam with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:00:27. Rating: 1/2* Satan pinned Chris Jericho with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:03:40. Rating: * 1/4 Satan pinned Ric Flair with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:08:14. Rating: 1/4* Satan pinned Bradshaw with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:06:49. Rating: -* 1/2 Satan pinned Tommy Dreamer with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:02:43. Rating: -** Satan pinned Stevie Richards with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:03:28. Rating: 1/4* Satan pinned Johnny Stamboli with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:00:27. Rating: 1/2* Satan pinned Triple H with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:03:25. Rating: DUD Satan pinned The Rock with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:01:28. Rating: DUD Satan pinned Shawn Michaels with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:04:31. Rating: * ---- coming up soon... Satan v. Smackdown

The Satan Driver is a Tombstone

Kurt was attacked by Jamal and Rosie for not making his call entertaining enough. Sorry.

Current status: Good Smarks Board Name: RobEDangerously Wrestlers Name: Leon Sharpe Height: 6'10" Weight: 305 Hometown: Detroit, Michigan Age: 31 Face/Heel: Face Stable: Ring Escort: Weapon(s): Leon Sharpe t-shirts (well.. not really, unless he gets them wet and hits his opponent with them, but that's just ruining good merchindise, so that's out of the question) Quotes: "Get the point?" "Buy the shirt!" Look: Sharpe has long black hair, a goatee and a mustache. Sharpe wears a personal t-shirt (BUY IT!) of his to the ring for his matches. Sharpe also wears black leather pants and boots. Sharpe wrestles without the t-shirt on as he finds a way to sell it before the match. He has a black singlet with "SHARPE" on it in silver. Sharpe also wears one black elbowpad. Ring Entrance: Strobe lights begin to flicker and then "The World is Not Enough" by Garbage starts to play. As soon as Shirley sings "The World is Not Enough" in the song, pyro goes off and Leon Sharpe is seen. Sharpe is is in pants and a singlet. Sharpe slaps a few hands as he walks down to the ring. Sharpe then enters over the top rope. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 7 Speed: 2 Vitality: 6 Charisma: 5 Style: Power-based Signature moves: 01. Jackknife Powerbomb 02. Chokeslam (Done like usual, or as a counter to a guy coming off the top rope) 03. Exploder Suplex (Executed like Tazz would do it) 04. Clothesline off the second rope 05. Illegal in 46 States (F-5. Sharpe has let to execute the move, as opponents have used either the DDT or a Small Package to counter it) 06. The Leon Sharpe Special (Falcon Arrow) 07. Release German Suplex 08. Standing Dragon Sleeper 09. Gorilla Press into a Front Slam [which is teasing fans who are expecting the 'Silver Bullet', and also the setup move for the Silver Bullet] 10. The Jackhammer (Good enough to be a finisher, but not quite a finisher yet. Sharpe executes the Big Boot, keeps his opponent on their feet and then goes for the Jackhammer) Common moves: 01. Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex 02. Elbowdrop 03. DDT 04. Big Boot 05. Snake Eyes 06. Hotshot 07. Second Rope Elbowdrop 08. Snap Suplex 09. Slingshot into the corner 10. Oklahoma Powerslam 11. Press Slam 12. Powerslam 13. Kneedrop 14. Camel Clutch 15. Spinebuster 16. Backbreaker 17. Pumphandle Slam 18. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker 19. Uraken Spinning Back Fist (Could just be called either 'Uraken' or 'Spinning back fist'. Done real quick.) 20. Side Slam Rare moves: 1. Plancha [sharpe does this to an opponent on the floor rarely.] 2. Top Rope Powerbomb 3. The Sharpeshooter [sharpe's variation of the Sharpshooter. Although it should be noted that his version isn't very effective.] 4. Dropkick [Just so he could amaze people, or shock his opponent] 5. Tombstone off the second rope [Done very rarely. Lethal move. Pretty much puts you out for the count] Finisher: The Silver Bullet (Gorilla Press into a Tombstone) The Shirt Off Your Back aka The Sharpe Clutch [Either name can be used] (Full Nelson where Sharpe hooks the move and starts swinging the poor opponent until he gives up. If that fails to draw a submission, Sharpe could force the man down onto his knees and he'd pull back on the full nelson. Remember, a Full Nelson can snap a man's neck.) Notes: Sharpe wrestles like a heel, while somehow getting cheered. He pretty much acts like an egomaniac with his view that he sells t-shirts. In some way, he's the loveable guy, Who else carries around a bag full of t-shirts? Bio: Leon Sharpe was born Leonard Albert Sharpe in March 1971. He watched Wrestling out of Detroit as a kid, gaining a fandom for Pro Wrestling. After going to Michigan State for some time from 1989 to 1992 and failing at Basketball, he decided to go for another route. In 1991, he recieved training from the legend named The Sheik. He made Wrestling a part time job for years in Michigan, before deciding to go for it a few years ago. He acquired success in many feds before recieving a phone call from a friend informing him of SJL. Sharpe watched the show and figured that the extra paycheck couldn't hurt and that he could move to the top of the Smarks Junior League. Leon Sharpe has figured out how to make work fun, by selling his t-shirts to people so he can earn some money on the side. Some say that Money doesn't equal happiness, but give Sharpe 30 bucks for the offical Leon Sharpe t-shirt and watch him smile.

because Test was the last Hardcore champion before Crash won it and declared 24/7

Crash was the first to hold it in the 24/7 era and Test is there as the last non-24/7 holder

Say the WWE wanted to go back to shock gimmicks again. What are some of the tasteless gimmicks that could be considered? my ideas.. #1- The Abortionist, with his finisher "The Back Alley Special" #2- Cletus the Fetus, mortal enemy of the Abortionist #3- Sheikh Vince and Eric. McMahon and Bischoff declare that they are now Arab Sheikhs who will fight the Americans. #4- The Tourettes Clown Posse. Self-explanitory. #5- Jerry Lawler, the Pedophile. Some gimmicks aren't gimmicks. What are some of the tasteless and stupid gimmick ideas that the WWF could do?

Example #1... I talked to the girl on the right, not the other one. Example #2... MSN Chat is a great place to find weirdos.. good people.. and others. Heck.. put up some more examples for the question of "Would ya?".. Ok..

here's my expected results for a Satan-backed Summerslam Edge over Eddy in 6 seconds with a spear Test defeats Undertaker in a 40 minute technical match HHH and HBK go to a draw in a 60 minute iron man match Chris Benoit v. Rob Van Dam ends early when Rosie and Jamal attack both men at 3:00 into the match. Rey Misterio Jr defeats Kurt Angle with help of Konnan, Master P and the No Limit Soldiers, who then decide to rap in the ring after the match. Before Kurt Angle bumps for Swoll, who is a HOSS~! Booker T is injured in the back by Bull Buchanan before his match. Goldust and his new partner Hulk Hogan defeat the UnAmericans to win the tag team titles in 16:53 Ric Flair and Chris Jericho end their match at 1:32 so they could bring out Fozzy Osbourne and sing a duet together, for 14 minutes HHH defeats Brock Lesnar and the Rock in a three way when he pins Brock, 6:66 into the match. HHH then beats up Rock with the sledgehammer. Stephanie McMahon defeats Paul Heyman, The Big Show, Rikishi, Albert and Eric Bischoff in a six-way evening gown match by stripping all 5 of them nude.

Rhyno gets a pass on the Spear because it would HURT if Rhyno did that to you. Much more than if Edge did. Unstoppable monster, name ONE wrestler Brock beat without some help or distraction from Heyman. ONE. Then ponder why Brock isn't getting a reaction. Stupid WWE bookers.