What about Vince brings in Satan to destroy the WWE?
here's the TNM match of Satan v. the Rock.
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rob Black...
From Hell...
Weighing in at 800 pounds...
Satan
His opponent...
From Miami, Florida...
Weighing in at 270 pounds...
"The People's Champion" The Rock
They lock up.
Satan whips The Rock into the ropes.
Satan hits The Rock with a kick.
Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a facerake.
The Rock uses an eye gouge on Satan.
The Rock whips Satan into the turnbuckle.
The Rock charges into the corner.
The Rock gives him a chop, but Satan only stares at him.
The Rock kicks Satan.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Rock.
Satan chops The Rock.
The Rock hits Satan.
The Rock hits Satan.
The Rock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Satan kicks The Rock.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Satan runs into the ropes.
The Rock hits Satan with a kick.
The Rock is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Rock complains about a slow count.
The Rock runs into the ropes.
The Rock nails Satan with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is cheering on The Rock.
The Rock is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Satan hits The Rock with a backdrop driver.
The crowd is booing Satan.
Satan places The Rock on the turnbuckle.
Satan goes for the Highway to Hell, but The Rock blocks it.
Satan whips The Rock into the ropes, but The Rock reverses it.
The Rock hits Satan with a shoulderblock.
The Rock is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Rock nails Satan with a punch.
The Rock gives him a DDT, but Satan only stares at him.
Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, Satan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Satan takes The Rock down with a backdrop driver.
Satan is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Satan places The Rock on the turnbuckle.
Satan executes the Highway to Hell on The Rock.
Satan further incites the crowd.
Satan goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a facerake.
The Rock chops Satan.
The Rock kicks Satan.
The crowd is really behind The Rock.
Satan chops The Rock.
Satan further incites the crowd.
The Rock punches Satan.
There are lots of chants for The Rock.
Satan punches The Rock.
Satan further incites the crowd.
Satan whips The Rock into the ropes, but The Rock reverses it.
The Rock hits Satan with a kick.
The Rock whips Satan into the ropes.
The Rock hits Satan with a clothesline.
The Rock is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
The Rock complains about a slow count.
The Rock nails Satan with a stomp.
The Rock uses an elbowdrop on Satan.
Satan sits up.
Satan is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Rock nails Satan with a forearm to the back.
The Rock goes for a flying cross body press, but Satan counters it with
a running powerslam.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Satan complains about a slow count.
There are lots of chants for The Rock.
The Rock takes Satan down with an armdrag takedown.
The Rock kicks Satan.
The Rock hits Satan.
The crowd is really behind The Rock.
Satan hits The Rock.
Satan further incites the crowd.
Satan kicks The Rock.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The Rock chops Satan.
Satan kicks The Rock.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Satan kicks The Rock.
Numerous fans are using Satan for target practice.
The Rock chops Satan.
The Rock has the crowd going wild.
The Rock runs into the ropes.
Satan takes The Rock down with a lariat.
Satan takes The Rock down with a backdrop driver.
Numerous fans are using Satan for target practice.
Satan places The Rock on the turnbuckle.
Satan executes the Highway to Hell on The Rock.
Satan goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a backward kick.
The Rock has the crowd going wild.
The Rock gives him a kick to the midsection, but Satan doesn't budge.
The Rock kicks Satan.
The Rock punches Satan.
The crowd is behind The Rock all the way.
The Rock whips Satan into the ropes.
Satan hits The Rock with a kick.
Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a go-behind.
The Rock goes for an inside cradle, but Satan blocks it.
Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a backward kick.
The Rock takes Satan down with a punch.
The Rock hits a kick to the midsection on Satan.
The Rock uses a backspin DDT on Satan.
The Rock is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Satan sits up.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock flips over.
The Rock hits a backslide on Satan.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Rock uses a punch on Satan.
The Rock executes an eye gouge on Satan.
The Rock runs into the ropes.
Rob Black trips The Rock.
Tim White threatens Satan with disqualification.
Tim White warns Rob Black.
The Rock gives him a DDT, but Satan doesn't even care.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
The Rock goes for a clothesline, but Satan counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Satan is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Satan gets back up.
Tim White is back on the job.
Satan executes a backdrop driver on The Rock.
Satan places The Rock on the turnbuckle.
Satan goes for the Highway to Hell, but The Rock blocks it.
Satan hits a backdrop driver on The Rock.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Satan gives the sign for the Highway to Hell.
Satan places The Rock on the turnbuckle.
Satan executes the Highway to Hell on The Rock.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Satan goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The Rock complains about a fast count.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The winner is Satan. Time of match: 0:07:13
Satan pinned The Rock with the Highway to Hell in 0:07:13.
Rating: *
yep... Satan could then form the 'Two Man Power Trip' with HHH, before killing him.