Rob E Dangerously

Hickenbottom!

Jamie Knoble, the only Redneck who can surf!

you won't see this action anywhere but Smackdown.. how it got on Velocity, who knows?

D-Von! Testify!

What in the hell possessed Vince to sign Mark Henry and Big Show for so long?

TestKick, You should take hair conditioning tips from Kevin Nash

Spear-a-mania running wild!

and Mark Henry is employed until 2006

Mark Henry doesn't want a piece of Kurt Angle.. he wants the whole thing!

so.. will Kurt get to grow his hair out again?

Do his tights have peel out shapes? now that's a gimmick!

that makes it easier for JR to remove them!

uh.. I don't think Nidia and Torrie are wrestling

nice gentle Big Albert Crush there.. still.. Brock used his mind control powers to make the Rock tap out. Next week, Bull v. Hardcore for the Velocity title!

so.. will the winner of this face Hardcore Holly for the Velocity title?

shit.. I confused Bull Buchanan for Deacon Bautista

Pete Gas Rob Van Dam The Hurricane Al Snow Shane-O-Mac Raven Mankind Crash Holly British Bulldog Steve Blackman Booker T Undertaker Tazz Tommy Dreamer Christian Chris Nowinski

according to some Vince Russo interview, one of the ideas he heard was to pair the Johnsons (Rod and Ron, Rod and somebody, I think) with Balls Mahoney. I finally got around to posting this as I listened to "Big Balls" (AC/DC) still.. the idea is pretty lame. Russo claimed a backstory to why they dressed like that.. uh.. yeah..

the ones with them in the court is like on every friggin big tape of theirs? same with Malice in the Palace. The "Moe mocking Hitler" ones are good also..

"Our President has declared 'War on Anal Rape" might do the trick

If it happens at WM19.. what if Jesse Ventura is brought in as the great referee for it? that'd add drama, considering that it could be spun that Jesse dislikes both men, and plus he'll be out of the Gov's mansion by then.

from Yahoo.. Cocaine-filled suitcase bought at auction Sat Aug 17,12:33 AM ET CALGARY, Alberta (Reuters) - A Canadian man has paid less than a dollar (65 pence) for a used suitcase at an auction house only to find when he got home that it was crammed with nearly 5 kilograms (11 pounds) of cocaine with a street value of over 100,000 pounds. Now, investigators in Calgary -- calling the seizure of the crack and powder-form cocaine one of the western city's biggest ever -- are trying to find out where the baggage came from, and who is missing the drugs. "It would be nice if they phoned and said, 'Hey that's really mine.' But that's not likely to happen," Staff Sgt. Roger Chaffin of the Calgary Police drug unit said. "I imagine the people who the money's owed to really don't care about why he abandoned it -- it's abandoned and there's a price to pay for that. "In the organised crime world that would be a significant debt." The Calgary resident bought the carry-on size luggage along with several other items at a local auction house on Thursday, Chaffin said. He contacted police after he opened the bag to find a hard substance separated into 158 small bags, later determined to be crack for street sale. Another 1 kilogram (2.2 lb) block of powdered coke was also inside. The find had a street value of C$280,000 (117,104 pounds), police said. Police were not identifying the man who bought the suitcase, or the auction house, while they tried to track the bag back to its original owner. "Obviously they felt enough peril of one sort or another that the risk of losing it was better than the consequences they were facing at the time," Chaffin said. `

Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahahaha that is priceless

okay.. I figured it was all confusion and all that

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-triangle match scheduled for one fall. Your Guest Referee is Paul Heyman. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Ed Ferrara... From Long Island... Weighing in at 180 pounds... "Vinnie Roo" Vince Russo His opponent... Led to the ring by Diamond Dallas Page... From Atlanta, GA... Weighing in at 196 pounds... "E. Z. E." Eric Bischoff Their opponent... From Greenwich, CT... Weighing in at 230 pounds... Vince McMahon === They lock up. Vince McMahon begs off. Vince Russo goes for a punch, but Vince McMahon reverses it. Vince Russo whips Vince McMahon into the turnbuckle. Vince Russo runs shoulder-first into the corner. Vince Russo whips Vince McMahon into the turnbuckle, but Vince McMahon reverses it. Vince McMahon takes Vince Russo down with an elbow to the midsection. Vince McMahon hits a headbutt on Vince Russo. Vince McMahon goes for an elbow to the midsection, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince Russo hits a backbreaker on Vince McMahon. Vince Russo uses a backward kick on Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon begs off. Vince Russo hits Vince McMahon with a chop to the throat. Vince Russo taunts the crowd. A portion of the crowd is booing Vince Russo. Vince Russo puts Vince McMahon in a clawhold. Vince McMahon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Vince Russo uses an armbreaker on Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon begs off. Vince Russo tags out to Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff nails Vince McMahon with an armdrag takedown. Vince McMahon begs off. Eric Bischoff nails Vince McMahon with an enzuigiri. Vince McMahon bumps into Paul Heyman. Vince McMahon begs off. Eric Bischoff goes for an armdrag takedown, but Vince McMahon counters it with a lariat. Eric Bischoff sits up. Vince McMahon tags out to Vince Russo. Vince Russo puts Eric Bischoff in a cobra clutch. There is no referee there to ask Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff is struggling to reach the ropes. Eric Bischoff is valiantly trying to break the hold. Paul Heyman is back on the job. Eric Bischoff reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Vince Russo taunts the crowd. Vince Russo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Vince Russo nails Eric Bischoff with an ax kick. Vince Russo goes for the Crash TV, but Eric Bischoff counters it with a side step. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff runs into the ropes. Vince Russo misses with a clothesline. Eric Bischoff misses with a clothesline. Vince Russo goes for a punch, but Eric Bischoff blocks it. Eric Bischoff goes for a faceslam, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince Russo nails Eric Bischoff with an ax kick. Vince Russo executes the Crash TV on Eric Bischoff. Vince Russo seemingly enjoys the boos. Vince Russo goes for the pin. Paul Heyman counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Eric Bischoff takes Vince Russo down with a savate kick. Eric Bischoff executes a flying karate chop on Vince Russo. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff hits a faceslam on Vince Russo. Eric Bischoff tags out to Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon goes for a kick to the groin, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince McMahon begs off. Vince Russo executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Vince McMahon. Vince Russo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Vince Russo takes Vince McMahon down with a big boot. Vince Russo throws Vince McMahon out of the ring. Vince Russo goes through the ropes. Vince Russo nails Vince McMahon with an armbreaker. Vince McMahon is busted wide open. Vince Russo knocks Vince McMahon into the ringsteps. Vince Russo hits a backward kick on Vince McMahon. Vince Russo throws Vince McMahon back into the ring. Vince McMahon begs off. Vince Russo whips Vince McMahon into the ropes. Vince McMahon executes an elbow to the head on Vince Russo. Vince McMahon hits Vince Russo. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon chops Vince Russo. Vince Russo chops Vince McMahon. Vince Russo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Vince McMahon hits Vince Russo. Vince McMahon hits Vince Russo. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Vince McMahon. Vince Russo hits Vince McMahon. Vince Russo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Vince Russo takes Vince McMahon down with a diving lariat. Vince Russo catches Vince McMahon in a boot choke. Vince McMahon tries to escape the hold. Vince McMahon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Vince Russo executes an ax kick on Vince McMahon. Vince Russo executes the Crash TV on Vince McMahon. The crowd is wildly cheering Vince Russo with only a few scattered boos audible. Vince Russo goes for the pin. Paul Heyman counts: One, two, three. Vince McMahon has been eliminated. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:05:58 They lock up. Eric Bischoff executes a hair pull on Vince Russo. Eric Bischoff takes Vince Russo down with a falling splash. Eric Bischoff uses the ropes for leverage. Paul Heyman counts: One, two, shoulder up. Eric Bischoff throws Vince Russo out of the ring. Eric Bischoff goes through the ropes. Eric Bischoff knocks Vince Russo into the ringpost. Eric Bischoff whips Vince Russo into the guardrail. Eric Bischoff goes for a headbutt, but Vince Russo blocks it. Ed Ferrara comes from behind and distracts Eric Bischoff. Vince Russo whips Eric Bischoff into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Vince Russo executes an ax kick on Eric Bischoff. Vince Russo throws Eric Bischoff back into the ring. Vince Russo hits Eric Bischoff with a backbreaker. Vince Russo hits a clothesline on Eric Bischoff. Vince Russo hits a diving splash on Eric Bischoff. Paul Heyman counts: One, two, kickout. Vince Russo hits a backbreaker on Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff sits up. A portion of the crowd is cheering Eric Bischoff. Vince Russo kicks Eric Bischoff. The crowd is wildly cheering Vince Russo with only a few scattered boos audible. Vince Russo chops Eric Bischoff. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Vince Russo chops Eric Bischoff. Vince Russo doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Vince Russo whips Eric Bischoff into the ropes. Eric Bischoff uses a spear on Vince Russo. Eric Bischoff goes for an armdrag takedown, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince Russo hits Eric Bischoff with a backward kick. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Vince Russo executes a backward kick on Eric Bischoff. Vince Russo goes for an ax kick, but Eric Bischoff blocks it. Eric Bischoff goes for a headbutt, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince Russo puts Eric Bischoff in a cobra clutch. Eric Bischoff reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Vince Russo throws Eric Bischoff out of the ring. Vince Russo goes through the ropes. Ed Ferrara comes from behind and distracts Eric Bischoff. Vince Russo goes for the Tomahawk chop, but Eric Bischoff blocks it. Eric Bischoff goes for a faceslam, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince Russo throws Eric Bischoff back into the ring. Vince Russo executes an avalanche on Eric Bischoff. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Vince Russo whips Eric Bischoff into the ropes. Eric Bischoff hits Vince Russo with a kick. Eric Bischoff executes a judo chop on Vince Russo. Eric Bischoff hits Vince Russo with a spear. Eric Bischoff takes Vince Russo down with a flying elbowdrop. Paul Heyman counts: One, two, kickout. Eric Bischoff throws Vince Russo out of the ring. Eric Bischoff goes through the ropes. Eric Bischoff whips Vince Russo into the guardrail. Eric Bischoff uses an enzuigiri on Vince Russo. Eric Bischoff goes for an enzuigiri, but Vince Russo ducks out of the way. Vince Russo reenters the ring. Eric Bischoff follows him back in. Eric Bischoff brings the table into the ring. Vince Russo executes a chop to the throat on Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff sits up. Vince Russo runs into the ropes. Eric Bischoff goes for an enzuigiri, but Vince Russo ducks out of the way. Vince Russo goes for an avalanche, but Eric Bischoff counters it with a kick to the head. Eric Bischoff is going for the pin. Paul Heyman counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Eric Bischoff sets up Vince Russo on the table. Eric Bischoff tries to drive Vince Russo through the table with a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Vince Russo doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Vince Russo executes the Crash TV on Eric Bischoff. Vince Russo doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Vince Russo goes for the pin. Paul Heyman counts: One, two, Diamond Dallas Page puts Eric Bischoff's foot on the rope. Vince Russo takes Eric Bischoff down with an ax kick. Vince Russo executes the Crash TV on Eric Bischoff. The boos are resurfacing again. Vince Russo goes for the pin. Paul Heyman counts: One, two, Diamond Dallas Page puts Eric Bischoff's foot on the rope. Vince Russo whips Eric Bischoff into the ropes, but Eric Bischoff reverses it. Eric Bischoff hits Vince Russo with an elbow. Eric Bischoff is going for the pin. Paul Heyman counts: One, two, shoulder up. Eric Bischoff nails Vince Russo with a back flip. Eric Bischoff uses the ropes for leverage. Paul Heyman counts: One, two, three. Vince Russo has been eliminated. A portion of the crowd is cheering Eric Bischoff. The winner is Eric Bischoff. Time of match: 0:12:45 No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match with Special Referee Paul Heyman Eric Bischoff defeated Vince Russo and Vince McMahon: x Russo beat McMahon via the Crash TV in 0:05:58 x Bischoff beat Russo via a back flip in 0:12:45 Rating: -*****