Rob E Dangerously

Happy BDay APO.. *bump*

Brock is better than crap. anyways, Brock having one good match in 5 months with the "WWF Style" isn't that bad. Most WWF stars don't even have one good match in a year. If Brock was allowed to unleash his offense, he could perform a few more good matches easily. "Espically RVD, and The Hardyz where Luger would sell his ass off for them. " You mean 'sell' or yell in pain? "OW! MY ARM!" always seemed unintentionally funny. I'm sure that Lesnar against the guys Luger faced would do well also. Lesnar v. a prime Scott Steiner would be just provoking an asskicking. and in the '7 in 7' comment, I didn't count the Sting/Luger-Steiners match since it was a tag match and because it's not hard to have a good match with Scott Steiner. anyways.. whatever

i'm sure that Brock having one good match in 5 months while Luger had 7 in 7 years is skin off my back. Brock's on pace to shatter that mark.

Luger got carried for most of his good matches. Like with Flair, Steamboat, Sting, the list goes on and on. Angle deserved the title when he won it. Lesnar would deserve it if the WWE had the balls to put him over people cleanly to give him credibility

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *catches breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! good one! Luger won the friggin Florida title 15 days after he debuted, right? Way to pay your dues.. as for Brock.. he will pay his dues.. all he needs is time, and writers who aren't comic book markboys or the bitch daughter of the owner.

or Lex Luger. Angle deserved his first WWF title. Plain and simple. and the fans would give a shit if he got more clean wins.. it's a vicious cycle, eh?

I'm sure "The Best of Test" is a blank tape still.. Edge = good as heel, = bad as face.

BH4E: Yeah.. Angle avoided Mark Henry's bearhug. as for Brock's voice.. Mike Tyson has a weird voice also.. that didn't hinder his character. (Although the fact that he's a whackjob did)

if he does.. that must explain his match ratings. Dean Rasmussen is usually drunk off his ass when he reviews.

AS: yeah.. drinking until the match becomes good might be a bad idea. Maybe dropping acid could do something.. at least it'd make Taker look far out and it'd make Test have hair of fire or something. As for Nowinski's hair.. BEST PERM IN WRESTLING

Way to over react! I didn't say that Lesnar was more over than Buh Buh. I did say Lesnar shoulda squashed him like a cockroach at least once, in a match.

AS: consider the circumstances.. Brock has not been allowed any sort of real character. Characters sell tickets, not gimmicks. Angle showed a character, I've been a fan of his since his debut. I'm sure Brock has a personality of his own, it's just that the writers aren't really doing much. Stephanie sucks as a writer, she can't even make herself a good face against BISCHOFF (the least likeable guy around). Gerwitz doodles in DC comics backstage. Heyman is trying to hog Brock's heat. Imagine if Brock goes cleanly over Test, RVD, Bubba, Booker, and so on. Imagine if they let him have a CHARACTER. Imagine if he kept the TKO finish. Then he might have more heat. What he has now is great, considering the circumstances of his booking. Brock could try and grow some facial hair too.. that might help.

granted.. they haven't let Brock show us his skills yet. One Shooting Star Press and he will impress the world. So, of course the dumbass WWE men tell him to just do generic power shit

Maybe if we get really drunk, the match can be entertaining

Hey.. it's the truth. Brock gets incredible reactions for a guy who has been mishandled constantly. A Monster heel who had to get help from Heyman to beat Shaneo-Mac's Cabana Boy Test, JR's boy Bubba Dudley and others. The WWE has never been able to book a monster heel correctly. No, Kane doesn't count. He wrestled 4 times in about 6 months during his height

Another spoiler: SmackDown! Match #3 - Brock Lesnar w/Paul vs. Rikishi By Mike E. on August 14, 2002 at 00:30:56 [ TPWW.net | Previous Message | Next Message | Live Results ] 12:21pm Both men stare and Brock gets the headlock, Rikishi gets taken down with a fireman's carry. Rikishi gets a side headlock on Brock, Brock fight out of it and hits a shot on Rikishi's head. Both men exchange shoulder blocks and Rikishi clothesline's Lesnar down. Lesnar knocks down Rikishi and goes after Rikishi's left arm. Lesnar locks in a fujiwala armbar on Rikishi's left arm, Rikishi eventually gets to the rope. Lesnar continues his assault on Rikishi with a belly-to-belly suplex, 2 count only. Lesnar locks in his side bearhug on on Rikishi but Rikishi punches back and Rikishi is backed to the corner. Rikishi fires back and gives Lesnar the Ass Backup. Paul gets in the ring and get squashed in the corner. Rikishi gives Paul a stinkface and then walks right into an F-5 for the 1-2-3 for Brock Lesnar. Winner VIA Pinfall - Brock Lesnar ------- AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! Can't they even put Brock over god damn Heatless Rikishi cleanly? Stupid fucking writers.. they should blame themselves for the ratings. They wrote this shit. *puts foot thru TV*

let's settle this.. in a cage! or not..

1900 posts in 2 days! no.. really.. yes..

i'm laying the groundwork for a Brock/Angle program later.. with Brock/Rock starting up also. As for the Women's title.. we will see how that goes.

Card so far: Brock v. Rikishi... let's roll sucka... ------------------- Opener: Rock comes out, talks about Lesnar, mentions that Brock didn't have the guts to attack him by himself on RAW. He calls out Brock and Paul. They come out. Paul mentions they were only spectators on RAW, but tonight, they will send a dire warning to the Rock. Brock and Heyman leave. Opening match: Hurricane Helms defeats Chuck. Heel miscommunication occurs. Hurricane hits the Overcast. Billy, Chuck and Rico attack. Shannon Moore and John Cena make a save. We see Stephanie in the back with Dawn Marie, still mad over what Stacy did. Kurt Angle comes out to talk about Rey Misterio Jr, and how Rey may have a mask and shiny pants, but he doesn't have gold medals. Rey comes out, talks a bit, before Eddy comes out to make his own challenge to Rey. We fade to the back where we are introduced to a returning star, Bull Buchanan, dubbed "The Smackdown Enforcer", Stephanie mentions him as the man who will keep the Smackdown talent from jumping to RAW, thru intimidation. Molly Holly v. Torrie Wilson. We hear from the announcers of offers from Stephanie to sign Molly exclusively for Smackdown. During the match, Torrie rolls up Molly and gets a suspiciously fast three count and a victory. Molly is baffled. We fade to Chris Benoit in the back, staring at a Rob Van Dam picture, sneering and making a throat cut. Mike Awesome conviently shows up. Benoit asks Awesome if he has anything to share about RVD. Awesome refuses to tell Benoit and Benoit challenges him for later. We fade to Torrie Wilson in the back with Maven, she is obviously unhappy over how she won the Women's title. Stephanie shows up again to inform Torrie that she got the title to prevent Molly from taking it to RAW and keeping the belt there. Instead, Torrie is exclusively on Smackdown as champ and won't be showing up on RAW. Chris Benoit defeats Mike Awesome to retain the Intercontinental title with the Crippler Crossface. We fade to Funaki in the back reading a WWE magazine, with "moments ago" noted. Then the Smackdown Enforcer shows up to interrogate Funaki, noting that he is "The Big Brother" on Smackdown and as long as he is around, anybody who is thinking positively of RAW or Bischoff will be destroyed "for their own good". Funaki is unhappy with this, noting that he has nothing on Smackdown, so The SD Enforcer challenges him to a match so he can 'set Funaki straight' Eddie Guerrero defeats Rey Mysterio Jr due to nefarious heel deeds. Kurt Angle comes down to ringside during the match and he comes into play as he sides a weapon into the ring, forcing the referee to pick it up and put it up, while the ref is doing that, Rey goes for his swing kick thru the ropes and Angle nails him with a chair while Rey is on the apron. Eddy suplexes Rey into the ring and Frog Splashes him for a pin. We see Diamond Dallas Page in the back, looking a bit disappointed, making hints of his first protege being picked for him. Then comes Albert, who is the protege in question. Page tries to play nice with Albert while it seems he can't stand Albert. Page offers Albert coupons for new ring attire and that goes over as well as you'd think. Bull Buchanan, the Smackdown Enforcer defeats Funaki. Punch, kick, Ax Kick, and a pin for Enforcer Buchanan. We fade back to Deacon Bautista and D-Von. They haven't been on good terms lately. They argue a bit more before D-Von tells Batista to take some time to think about all this before he 'does something he regrets later' Val Venis defeats Albert with the Money Shot. Page and Albert don't really work well together. They try and keep cool heads after the match. Brock Lesnar bumps into Kurt Angle and laughs at him for being unable to beat Rey Mysterio Jr. Angle sneers at Lesnar in disgust D-Von and Batista are shown talking, then D-Von refers Batista to a 'man who knows alot about keeping duos together thru tough times', that man is Billy Gunn. D-Von asks Batista to talk about his problems with Billy Gunn while D-Von goes to his match. D-Von defeats Mark Henry with some help from Batista. D-Von and Batista share a hug after the match, having reconciled. We go to the back where Brock and Heyman have some comments Rikishi also has comments, some involving his ass, doing it for the Rock and such Brock Lesnar DESTROYS Rikishi. Laying him out with 3 F-5s, busting him open and beating him silly. Medics come down, The Rock comes down, Brock escapes thru the medics to avoid the Rock. Rock holds Rikishi in his arms as he is being helped. Brock poses on the stage and then.. one man shows up on the stage and stares Lesnar down, that man is Kurt Angle. Angle and Lesnar fight on the stage. We fade to black. --------- Next week on Smackdown: Kurt Angle and The Rock v. Brock and Rey Mysterio? More with Cena and 'Near Fall' and the duo of Chuck, Billy and Rico? The Smackdown Enforcer, will he enforce his way on some other unhappy talent Stephanie, how many times will she show up? will DDP make Albert get a better ringname? all that and more! but I still gotta do RAW first

yep... this is plainly luring Bischoff into a huge trap

who wants to bet that the painting will be destroyed by Brock? money well spent

background: Question Mark is a Sabu-sorta spot machine who is around 165lbs, and I put him in a big falls count anywhere brawl with Hogan to see how it'd go.. here's the results.. They lock up. Hulk Hogan nails Question Mark with a punch. Question Mark places Hulk Hogan on the turnbuckle. Question Mark hits a handstand frankensteiner on Hulk Hogan. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Question Mark nails Hulk Hogan with a rana. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Question Mark claps his hands. Question Mark is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Question Mark nails Hulk Hogan with a backflip splash. Question Mark hits a standing moonsault on Hulk Hogan. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Question Mark whips Hulk Hogan into the ropes. Question Mark hits a handspring blind tope on Hulk Hogan. Question Mark is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Question Mark complains about a slow count. Hulk Hogan uses an armdrag takedown on Question Mark. Hulk Hogan kicks Question Mark. Question Mark punches Hulk Hogan. Quite a few boos are audible. Question Mark chops Hulk Hogan. Question Mark takes Hulk Hogan down with a handspring elbow. Quite a few boos are audible. Question Mark nails Hulk Hogan with the rolling thunder. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Question Mark nails Hulk Hogan with an inverted face lock elbowdrop. Quite a few boos are audible. Question Mark throws Hulk Hogan out of the ring. Question Mark jumps onto him with a tope suicida. Quite a few boos are audible. Question Mark goes for standing Iconoclasm, but Hulk Hogan counters it with a Victory Roll. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Hulk Hogan throws Question Mark back into the ring. Hulk Hogan catches Question Mark in a choke hold. Question Mark reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Hulk Hogan uses a facerake on Question Mark. Hulk Hogan throws Question Mark out of the ring. Hulk Hogan goes through the ropes. Hulk Hogan nails Question Mark with an eye gouge. Hulk Hogan is handed a chain. Hulk Hogan hits him with the chain. The crowd is really behind Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan puts Question Mark in a boot choke. Question Mark is valiantly trying to break the hold. Question Mark is struggling to get out of the hold. Question Mark is close to escaping the hold. Question Mark is close to passing out from the pain. James Beard asks Question Mark if he's had enough. Question Mark shakes his head. Question Mark is barely hanging in there. James Beard asks Question Mark if he should stop the fight. Question Mark shakes his head. Question Mark breaks the hold after 46 seconds. They're brawling inside the ring area. Question Mark throws Hulk Hogan over the guardrail. Question Mark executes a Yakuza kick on Hulk Hogan. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Hulk Hogan is handed a keyboard. Hulk Hogan hits him with the keyboard. Hulk Hogan is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, shoulder up. They're brawling down the aisle. Hulk Hogan nails Question Mark with an eye gouge. Hulk Hogan takes a swing at Question Mark with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Question Mark snatches the keyboard from him. Question Mark hits him with the keyboard. Question Mark is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Question Mark is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling up the aisle. Hulk Hogan is handed a small sword. Hulk Hogan hits him with the small sword. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Hulk Hogan throws Question Mark over the guardrail. Hulk Hogan hits him with the small sword. Hulk Hogan is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Hulk Hogan whips Question Mark into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Hulk Hogan throws Question Mark over the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Hulk Hogan goes for an eye gouge, but Question Mark blocks it. They're brawling up the aisle. Question Mark nails Hulk Hogan with a rana. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Question Mark goes for the Answer, but Hulk Hogan counters it with a roll away. The crowd erupts. Hulk Hogan knocks Question Mark into the ringsteps. The crowd erupts. Hulk Hogan is handed a baseball bat. Hulk Hogan hits him with the baseball bat. Hulk Hogan is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Hulk Hogan hits him with the baseball bat. Hulk Hogan gets a rear chinlock on Question Mark. Question Mark is valiantly trying to break the hold. Question Mark is struggling to get out of the hold. Question Mark tries to escape the hold. Question Mark may have passed out. James Beard checks Question Mark's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Question Mark fights his way out of the hold after 45 seconds. Question Mark reenters the ring. Hulk Hogan follows him back in. Hulk Hogan brings the the baseball bat into the ring. Question Mark goes for a handspring bodyblock, but Hulk Hogan counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Hulk Hogan gives the sign for the Big Leg Drop. Hulk Hogan executes the Big Leg Drop on Question Mark. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Hulk Hogan goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Hulk Hogan. Time of match: 0:06:40 No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Hulk Hogan pinned Question Mark with the Big Leg Drop in 0:06:40. Rating: *** 1/4 --- that's right.. long live spot machines!

what if all the matches have gimmicks? Tuxedo Match: Flair-Jericho Scaffold match: Rey-Angle Chain match: BookDust-Canadians Coal Miners Glove match: Taker-Test or some weird booking.. HHH goes over HBK after some guys run in or just stupid booking... Chuck Palumbo makes a challenge to RVD and wins the IC title how can it be ruined?

Benoit v. RVD in a bullrope match!