Rob E Dangerously

hmm.. I don't drink, so I'd have to spend the money on other things. Good plan though

But Heel Backlund had less hair. A career where I walk around in a bathrobe and a towel sounds pretty appealing though. Plus, I can name the Presidents in order.

that's pure slander, we know I look like Bob Backlund (before he went insane)

La Parka should enter TE4 He'd at least be a good investment with that money

The Americans got an asskicking today in Judo. Considering the girl we had today was 17.. yep.. it was a whupping. The Judo commentators said that Greece's new national sport was Judo after they had a gold medalist. But you missed it because you don't watch Bravo

Mariners go up 16-1, due to a throwing error by Relaford and Gotay/Nunez blowing an easy popup.

and Mike Sweeney left with back stiffness and Ken Harvey is also out. Calvin Pickering is doing voodoo. Since hitting .306 with 31 home runs isn't enough to get called up

Raul Ibanez is 5 for 5 on his return to Kansas City. And the topic for tomorrow's talk shows in KC: "Why didn't Allard Baird resign Raul Ibanez"

also, I'd imagine that trying to guess who is and isn't straight on the US Softball team is discouraged

Maine and Nebraska split their votes on Congressional districts. As I mentioned and as the article mentioned

Cat Osterman-ia.. even if she is taller than I am

I just did. Which will take me out of the battle with Barron. Well, I shaved the sides, the mustache, and some of the stuff near the chin (which was actually on the neck) But, since I don't have a digital camera, I won't subject you to the pic. Congrats to our champ, Mr. Barron. The sunglasses picture is probably one of the better ones, actually. Yaaaaaargghhh (I think this is a non-facial hair pic)

All this talk (on Yahoo) about Jennie Finch and others saving Softball is bullshit sure, the US hasn't been scored on yet but the games are in the middle of the night. Give the girls primetime!

Happy Days are here again! Get the F in!

Virgins everywhere are claiming that they're pregnant. Check for cherries.

You and Barron should have a "Worst Facial Hair" face-off Orange Sunglasses, Unrestrained facial hair Aww yeah.. where's Barron's facial hair

Live Pigeon Shooting oh.. nevermind

Rugby or Sumo

Bless the man who made Beach Volleyball an Olympic Sport

HAIL ORTON well.. the lobotimized face Orton

Lita wouldn't be in this situation if she TOOK HER FUCKING PILLS

A vibrator.. yeeeeeah

LOL! what a picture

Birth Control! Condoms! A framed picture!

Congratulations Lita & Kane!