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any updates?

so.. will Jannetty show up to take on Kane now?

So, these two guys are Saudi royalty who came to this country to go to college, but they were kicked out somehow, and they're used their family's money to learn how to wrestle. One thing I expect Vince to ignore.. using the writing on the Saudi flag for most stuff is considered a bit offensive. And anyways, if they're out of the country, that adds to their cluelessness. "You know, you Americans love to complain about our country, you complain at the pump, yet we're gracious enough to share, and we're on your side"

Then again.. the Saudi Playboy gimmick would work. Although the latest rumors claim that the Saudi security is helping Al-Qaida anyways. How about these names? Mash'al (Torch) Abdul-Haqq (Servant of the Truth) Marzuq (Blessed by God) Najeeb (Of noble descent)

SCANDAL HITS WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING Various groups have condemned World's Worst Wrestling for allowing Macho Man Randy Savage to claim that he had sex with 16 year old Brooke Hogan. Unfortunately for them, Savage is protected under the 'Sports Entertainment Immunity Act of 1994" which has allowed for Rikishi to run over Stone Cold and Hogan to throw the Giant off of Cobo Hall, Savage cannot be arrested. Although rumor has it that Savage is a marked man and he may be arrested during the next show. Referees go on strike The main four referees in WWW went on strike. In response to this, WWW chairman Vince Russo fired them and hired four new referees. The new referees are Mike Sparks, Barry 'Bull' Buchanan, Billy Silverman, The Sandman and Mickey Jay Buchanan was hired due to his size, and lack of other redeeming qualities. It's expected he will still get bumped alot. Sandman is a concern due to his tendancy to always be drunk. He'll be the most liberal of all WWW referees. Silverman and Jay are former WCW referees. Sparks is a former WWE referee Know your Yakuza Profiles for the three Yakuza who will face Kevin Nash and Scott Hall Gedo - "What a career turnaround Gedo has had since walking out on FMW. He's been reborn as one of the best junior heels this side of Dick Togo. His style is much more refined and fitting for a Southern heel (as weird as that is) like Gedo. He and Jado are an awesome team and have really spiced up New Japan's junior tag division and Team 2000. It's safe to say that they'll continue their success until they sign exclusively or grow stale." Kenzo Suzuki - "Suzuki was a major rugby football star before joining New Japan, representing his country and competing at club level in Great Britain. He was initiated into New Japan in April, 1999, amidst much hype, and was instantly billed as a future superstar before even debuting. After a few months on an overseas learning excursion, he debuted in a high profile match at the Tokyo Dome on 1/4/00, facing Manabu Nakanishi. He quickly established himself as the top young lion in New Japan, convincingly winning the 2000 Young Lions Cup, and defeating a man three years his senior, Shinya Makabe, in the final on 5/5/00. In just his first year as a wrestler, he competed in the prestigious G1 Climax, and despite no wins, gained vital experience. In mid-2001, he formed an upstart team called Kings of the Hill with fellow young lion, Hiroshi Tanahashi, the two slowly working their way up the ranks. A little over three years after he debuted, on 1/16/03, Kenzo handed in his resignation to New Japan, deciding to join his mentor, Riki Choshu, in his new World Japan promotion. One of Japan's tallest wrestlers, Kenzo is an upcoming young star due to his size, strength, and impressive agility." Onyro - "Onryo, the vengeful ghost, has been an exceptional flyer working the independents of Japan. While he will never make it to the "big times" of Japan, Onryo dosn't need to. A cult-like figure with his unique gimmick, Onryo is well traveled and is probably peaking right now. I expect him to continue along the road he's on and while his success might not be easily measured, he's pretty consistant and people bring him in quite a bit so obviously he's doing something right. Hopefully he keeps his gimmick fresh and maintains his hard-bumping lucha style well and gives us some quality wrestling over the next few years" No word on how the Vengeful Ghost ended up in this.. but it's rumored that he may stay on in World's Worst Wrestling.

Hell.. they're probably not happy that I'm using them in my TNM7 fed (World's Worst Wrestling) and i'm calling them "Team Taliban" and there's another thing they're unhappy about.. check the card for more. As for the gimmick.. Magnus/Snuka could be the playboy Saudis who just don't understand why Americans dislike them

Revisions and additions The Purple Cobras (Chuck Palumbo and Brakkus) Gimmick - They're a dodgeball team and they throw dodgeballs at their opponents Feud - Meng and Stevie Ray are pissed at them Dustin Flair (formerly Dustin Rhodes/Goldust) Gimmick - Ric Flair's adopted son Feud - with David Flair Maven Gimmick - Mime Feud - none

If I had Snuka Jr on TNM7 (hint hint).. then he could 'test out' his gimmick in WWW.. while working as Jimmy Snuka Jr. "From Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.. Jimmy Snuka Jr". I have no idea where I could get a Magnus export from. Where has he worked? (same with Snuka)

Wait.. doesn't giving more money to people allow them to spend more, helping the economy? or am I confusing this with the "Massive Tax Cut" debate?

yeah.. I know who David Duke is. Which is part of the reason why I reacted like that. So Bradshaw is a mix of a xenophobe and an anti-semite.. lovely

For our info, from the lawsuit: Moving on.. He could always show you his penis. Since i'd imagine a ruptured vein might stand out. Is it still rape if the guy is aroused, but doesn't consent to that? The lawsuit cites just a few examples, other than rape. "Rape is funny!" I'll have to see if your standards on "when the Media can be biased" are consistant. and we already know it is one right now. With our 'frivolous lawsuit detector!'

35. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

Relaford to Abreu (incomplete pass, Relaford to second) Didn't Abreu also fuck up that hit by the scoreboard on Friday?

You're the first person to mention Bush here. So, saying "Wait a minute, maybe you're wrong about having the media be biased about this story" or "Maybe it's possible" is now hatred of Bush? Am I going to a camp now to learn to love our President? So, you're doubting if he was detained too? unless of course you use quotation marks for something else. It could be exaggerated, but we don't know. And considering the fact that the people at Abu Ghraib didn't just do that, but they were stupid enough to photograph it, it's possible. "And I hope the media laughs about it alot too, because bias is good in that situation!" News Network.

with plays like that one in centerfield, who wouldn't want to pay Beltran 18 million. "Five-tool" my ass BTW, the Royals should hit Thome, or somebody. They hit Santiago, Stinnett and nearly hit Sweeney. And Thome hit two off of Reyes. The Royals pitchers are freaking wusses

Yeah.. since you know that when it comes to rape. You can hold the guy down, it's physically impossible to ever put a non-erect penis into a vagina. Or, as this is reported on TheMikeSC-NN: "Meanwhile in Iraq, some crazy Iraqi monkey is claiming that he was raped by a woman. Haha. That's impossible, you stupid fool. In fact, I bet you were in Abu Ghraib for good reason and it doesn't matter what happened, since Saddam's torture rooms are now closed. One last note: He was flaccid. It wasn't happening. And that's my absurd news item of the day. Now, how about that Gamecock football? Haha"

"Media bias is good when it's against people I dislike!" And we'll see if it sticks too.

So, you want the Press to come right out and show bias towards one side in a story instead of just reporting it? "He also claimed to have been raped by a few women, but we know he's lying" since it's impossible to insert a non-erect penis into a vagina and all. I'd think the manhood part wasn't literal. I'm thinking these allegations won't really be mentioned too much in general, no matter how 'evil' the press is. And i'm sure some column writer will stand up and say that, if needed

meanwhile in sorta-related news.. http://mediamatters.org/items/200406180005 fun is being had by all

I wish someone would just honestly come out and say that they want to abolish the minimum wage. Because part of the problem is that companies go to countries where they can do that sort of thing. Actually, has the Minimum wage ever been lowered?

David Duke? um.. ooooKAY

World's Worst Wrestling title histories: WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Triple H - 12/21/02 * defeats the Iron Sheik in a battle royal Federation dormant - 05/03 to 05/04 Kevin Nash - 05/30/04 *defeated Cochese (Jamie Dundee) in a tournament final John Bradshaw Layfield - 06/13/04 Hulk Hogan - 06/13/04 BIG GOLD BELT: Vince Russo - 10/06/02 *defeated Eric Bischoff David Arquette - 10/09/02 Vince Russo (2) - 10/23/02 Kimo - 05/01/03 Federation dormant - 05/03 to 05/04 Triple H - 05/30/04 *awarded title Deion Sanders - 06/08/04 Triple H (2) - 06/13/04 WORLD'S WORST TAG TEAM TITLES/WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLES: X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett - 10/09/02 *defeated Sid Vicious and Paul Wight to win the titles Sid Vicious and David Arquette - 10/24/02 Kevin Nash and Triple H - 10/24/02 Trish Stratus and Victoria - 12/22/02 *defeated the Outsiders The Iraq Attaq (Hussein Credible & Abdullah bin Cameljockey) - 12/27/02 The A-Train and The Big Show - 05/01/03 *defeated Hussein Credible & Viscera Federation dormant - 05/03 to 05/04 The Illegal Immigrants (Silver King and El Dandy) - 05/30/04 John Bradshaw Layfield and Shawn Stasiak - 06/02/04 Kevin Nash and Rey Mysterio Jr - 06/04/04 Team Taliban (Scorpio Jr and Emilio Charles Jr) - 06/08/04 WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING WESTERN HEMISPHERE TITLE: X-Pac - 06/13/04 *defeated Lex Luger in a tournament final Matthew Morgan - 06/19/04 WORLD SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TITLE: Vince Russo - 06/17/04 *Won 64 man tournament in Kuala Lampur, Malaysia; defeated Toshiaki Kawada in the finals. This show was untaped. WWW SHOOT TITLE: Tazz's Cousin (Chris Chetti) - 12/27/02 Al Wilson - 12/30/02 -Title forgotten-

Here's the World's Worst Wrestling title match i'm leaning towards for the "Gang Wars" PPV: Hulk Hogan v. Macho Man Randy Savage v. Kevin Nash v. John Bradshaw Layfield in a "Unique Four Corners" match Hogan and Savage will start the match Nash and Layfield will have a match to determine who enters the match last. The loser of that match will come down to the ring at the five minute mark The winner of that match will come down to the ring at the ten minute mark Pinfall and Submission will be the only ways to win the match.

Lynn's doing better here than with "Sex Addict" gimmick in World's Worst.. good stuff

I think he cited an example that allowed for the Producers to be run in Germany. Basically, if it's for an entertainment thing, you can pull it off.