Rob E Dangerously

I use TNM for the matches, and I make up the rest of the stuff.

We cut to the back where we see Vince Russo attending to business. Russo is wearing a huge title belt while doing so. Important Russo related business decisions: - He met with newcomer Sonjay Dutt, and renamed him 'Bhutanese Bruiser', in order to sway the hearts of Bhutan towards World's Worst Wrestling - Bestia Salvaje faces Hulk Hogan for the title - He will face a mystery opponent for his "World Sports Entertainment title" - Roddy Piper will be 'punished' by facing Rey Mysterio Jr - That is all.. Your card for the night: Bruiser pledges to unleash the power of Bhutan. Backlund complains about the youth of today and declares that he will unveil the Bob Backlund of the 21st century soon Bhutanese Bruiser pinned Bob Backlund with the Hindu Press in 0:05:20. Rating: -1/4* Meanwhile in the back, Buff Bagwell pledges that he's not going to job for anybody and declares that he'll be 'Shooter Buff Bagwell' John Bradshaw Layfield is mad that IRS is now on CNBC. Also, the Reich has evil ex-lax brownies for Kevin Nash. But, Nash is watching on a monitor. Triple H walks though the back with his own Sting. What does this mean?? Roddy Piper is quite incoherant, and mad at Vince Russo Rey Misterio Jr. pinned Roddy Piper with the West Coast Pop in 0:02:37. Rating: 1/2* JBL places the brownies in the lockerroom. David Flair and Sid experience problems with a vending machine, leading to Sid bashing in the glass with David's crowbar. David Flair and Sid defeated The Insane Clown Posse when Sid pinned Violent J with the Power Bomb in 0:05:03. Rating: -** 1/2 After the match, the Horsemen appear to be close to beating the life out of David Flair and Sid, but then La Resistance (Rob Conway, Rene Dupree and Fifi) comes out of the crowd to make the save, with Fifi unleashing fury on Ric Flair. Randy Savage pinned Bodydonna Skip with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:00:24. Rating: * Randy Savage notices that Brooke Hogan is in the front row, and he shouts at her that Hulk should "Be a Man" Kevin Nash and Scott Hall urge 'Lil Sexay' (Brian Christopher) to eat the ex-lax brownies. Triple H claims that his Sting is the Sting who will shine in the light of Triple H and therefore illuminate the world. Evil Sting and Triple H defeated The Lost Boyz when HHH pinned Azrael with the Pedigree in 0:03:12. Rating: ** 1/4 Reverend Ed Ferrara hopes that X-Pac will see the light X-Pac executes the X-Factor on Matthew Morgan. X-Pac goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... X-Pac executes a kick to the head on Matthew Morgan. X-Pac runs into the ropes. Jamie Dundee hits X-Pac in the back with a chair. Danny Davis threatens Matthew Morgan with disqualification. Matthew Morgan executes the Choke Slam on X-Pac. Quite a few boos are audible. Matthew Morgan goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Quite a few boos are audible. The winner is Matthew Morgan. Time of match: 0:04:53 Matthew Morgan pinned X-Pac with the Choke Slam in 0:04:53. X-Pac tore his right triceps. He will be out for approximately 5 cards. Rating: * (Matthew Morgan won the WWW Western Hemisphere title.) As the trainers help X-Pac to the back, Roddy Piper launches an attack on the Church of Sports Entertainment Kevin Nash and Scott Hall poke the ex-lax brownies and laugh. John Bradshaw Layfield pinned Irwin R. Schyster with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:04:09. Rating: 1/2* Scott Steiner is now able to wrestle. Steiner talks of the girls he had sex with, and announces his return next week. La Resistance declares that after a night with a prostitute in Miami, they really love the United States, and they want to sing about it SPECIAL WORLD PREMIERE: The La Resistance video! (sung by La Resistance) Meanwhile in other retoolings: Sylvan Grenier is now 'QuebecQueer', the openly 'fah-bulous' Quebecois superstar. Animal executes the Powerslam on Sadam. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Iron Sheik distracts Earl Hebner. Sadam begs off. Animal runs into the ropes. Sadam hits a powerslam on Animal. There is no referee to count. Earl Hebner is back on the job. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Sadam is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The winners are The Axis of Evil. Time of match: 0:08:37 Loser of the fall leaves WWW: The Axis of Evil (Sabu the Beheader and Sadam) defeated Animal and Johnny Grunge when Sadam pinned Animal after a powerslam in 0:08:37. Rating: -** Animal walks to the back, all in dispair, and whatever. But then Johnny Grunge is able to put Sadam though a table, before he points up to heaven in honor of his late partner, and also before Sabu attacks him. Kevin Nash and Scott Hall eat doritos in the back, ignoring the dangerous ex-lax brownies, but unfortunately, Jyushin Lyger loves brownies, and did we mention that he spoiled the mystery right there? Vince Russo goes for a punch, but Jyushin Lyger counters it with an armbreaker. In turn, Vince Russo counters it with a facerake. Vince Russo whips Jyushin Lyger into the ropes. Jyushin Lyger hits Vince Russo with a koppo kick. Jyushin Lyger goes for the Running Lyger Bomb, but Vince Russo counters it with a Frankensteiner. A fan at ringside badmouths Vince Russo. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Vince Russo is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:02:33 Vince Russo pinned Jyushin Lyger after a Frankensteiner in 0:02:33. Rating: 1/4* (Vince Russo retained the World Sports Entertainment title.) Buff Bagwell attempts to attack Russo after the match, but then 'QuebecQueer' comes out to attack Bagwell. Meanwhile, Sexual Harrisment and Jerry Flynn and Chyna attack the Outsiders. Sting pinned Lex Luger with the Scorpion Death Drop in 0:04:24. Rating: 1/4* Triple H emerges after the match to unleash a beatdown on Sting. Lex Luger and Evil Sting join in. But then THE MONSTER MENG and Stevie Ray run out of the crowd to make the save for Sting. Deion Sanders appears on the jumbotron and declares that Meng and Stevie Ray are half of the team that will take on HHH's cronies. Meanwhile, Vince Russo is in the shower, I don't know why they were filming that, but Nathan Jones emerges from the mist to brutally attack Russo in the shower. And they were both naked. Eww. Hulk Hogan urges the Hulkamaniacs not to call 911 if they feel the shockwaves of Hogan legdropping Bestia Salvaje. Bestia Salvaje throws Hulk Hogan out of the ring. Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan get into a brawl at ringside. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. A fan at ringside badmouths Bestia Salvaje. The winner is Bestia Salvaje. Time of match: 0:05:49 Bestia Salvaje defeated Hulk Hogan by countout in 0:05:49. Rating: -*** 1/2 (Hulk Hogan retained the WWW Heavyweight title.) Hogan gets on the microphone after the match and challenges Savage, Salvaje and Sabu to a match. But, Hogan has a partner. Hogan declares his partner to be a 'true American hero' and his partner is 'The Chairman of the Board' La Parka Handicap-Match: The Axis of Evil (Bestia Salvaje and Sabu the Beheader) and Randy Savage defeated Hulk Hogan and La Parka when Savage pinned Hogan with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:03:56. Rating: -1/2* After the match, Los Immigrantes, La Parka, Johnny Grunge, and Jim Duggan brawl with Team Taliban and the Axis of Evil. Leaving Hogan and Savage to fight in the ring. Then suddenly, Brooke Hogan steps over the railing. Hulk urges her back to her seat, but Brooke picks up a steel chair and hits Hulk in the head. Macho Man and Brooke Hogan then tongue-kiss as we fade to a screen showing the new top 10. Top 10 Contenders! 10- Lex Luger 09- Ron Harris 08- Bhutanese Brusier 07- Scorpio Jr 06- Kevin Nash 05- ReBorne 04- Rey Misterio Jr 03- John Bradshaw Layfield 02- Randy Savage 01- Bestia Salvaje WH- Matthew Morgan BG- Triple H WT- Hulk Hogan any thoughts?

to clarify.. I did forget that the name of the next PPV is really "Gang Wars"

Yeah!!! *takes notes* oooh.. a Bischoff/Konnan feud would heat things up in World's Worst Wrestling. But, that's just a rumor. Time for more jobbing Willie

It freaking rocked.. yeah baby. And it had Milton too

Really? What year? Cedar Rapids is like an hour away from me... nWo Souled Out, January 25th, 1997. Wow, I never realized that Eddie vs. Syxx in a ladder match happened in my state. I love that match. Haven't seen the rest of the show, but I assume it's horrible. Well I wouldn't say horrible...thats reserved for shows like Judgment Day 2004... This was mind numbingly atrocious and I believe the purpose of the ppv was to piss off the fans who dropped 24 bucks for this show by screwing every face out of the matches and giving off this strange orwellian vibe with the tv screens and the voiceovers and the beauty pagent...my god that was beyond worst then Redneck Triathalon. Eddy/Syxx was an accident, they weren't supposed to work a good match but they said the hell with it. speaking as the head booker for World's Worst Wrestling.. Souled Out is the benchmark.

if Tomko is the father, will the kid be born with a goatee?

Warning: The Shocker may have negative side-effects.

They should bring back Nowinski as a manager. as for Test, they should show vignettes of him visiting Kevin Nash at Nash's mountain hideaway, and then Nash tells him about a special diamond, which one WWE superstar has, which will give Test superpowers, but Test has to find out who it is.

or maybe the wrestlers will go around shooting cars with shotguns I'm looking forward to John Cena shooting down a helicopter with his rocket, raising his wanted level to four stars

granted, nobody probably pays attention to them the school is Savannah High School in Savannah, Missouri.. so they're the Savannah Savages. And they have a big Native American for the logo. It was.. unique

Kotzen.. well.. there's a High School in Missouri that uses the nickname 'Savages' with an Indian logo. Something might be a bit racial there.

ya know Jesse.. you may want to offer links to those photos instead. Just some advice

she's fucking crazy that's what

hasn't the Pentagon admited violating the Geneva convention in Iraq?

Mike's trying to make a difference by taking the word monkey back from those who wished to degrade one race for the purpose of degrading people (from all races, who may be less than subhuman) that he doesn't like. CWM, you should quit your whining. Mike's just making the English language better.

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so.. is there a reason why both Berg and Johnson were in orange jumpsuits? just asking. Weird coincidence, or does it mean something?

Al.. do the Phillies have a spot for Matt Stairs?

hey Geary.. thanks for getting Benito out of the game there.

On the WP site, they mentioned a 6:08 EST update, and a slightly later one for the Times. And no offense to anybody, but you know the fact that Johnson was in an orange jumpsuit is going to get mentioned by somebody who is thinking of a conspiracy or whatever.

I just checked both sites, and you're wrong there. Top story on both sites.

and she's assuming that Kane wouldn't want her more if she was pregnant?

or.. #3: Lita isn't pregnant because she's too stupid to comprehend the results of the test accurately

Trish will unleash a 'stomachbreaker' or two on Lita