Rob E Dangerously

Let me take a roll with an interview, for next week's Smackdown. [We fade to the back, where John 'Bradshaw' Layfield is standing infront of giant posters of himself and George W. Bush.] "Hello, I am the ultimate American patriot" [Layfield laughs] "But, the leftists everywhere, the disgusting scum, all wish to make up stories, doctor photos and smear my name" "Just like they did to another great American patriot, Joseph McCarthy" "You see, the WWE title is currently held hostage by a leftist. You see, Eddie Guerrero is a degenerate like other communists, such as Bill Clinton, Nikolai Volkoff and Larry Flynt. Eddie Guerrero is helping to corrupt the children of this country" "This Sunday at the Great American Bash, I will bring the title back to America" "For you see, any other result will aid and comfort Al-Qaida" [The camera zooms in on Bradshaw] "You see, the Communists had me fired. CNBC, Commie Natured BroadCasting. Commies like Michael Cole. When it comes to all evil, The Communists are behind it, they are behind the terrorists. They were behind all the evils that I fight" "I am the greatest patriot in this country. All you red diaper babies better be kissing Lenin's ass that I'm not the President, because I would have you all deported and dealt with" "You see.. there is no BS in JBL" [Fade to black] And as well, JBL should refer to his fans as the "John Layfield Society" Here's a promo situation to start a Summerslam feud with Chilly Willy. [We cut backstage to see Chilly Willy walking though the back, as a guest for the night. Cole blathers about him having a purple heart from Iraq, and how he gave up wrestling to go there] Then, he crosses paths with Bradshaw. Bradshaw glares into his eyes and spits at Willy, before he attacks Willy. He explains it later "You little red diaper babies want to know why I attacked that punk. I did it because he disgraced our military in Iraq. He provided the commie media with material to cry about. George S. Patton didn't need to get a purple heart. He kicked ass. The guys who get the purple hearts are the wusses who should be home. Chilly Willy is a comtemptible piece of scum. In fact, I bet he was just about to imitate that traitor John Kerry by talking all bad about America." As the weeks go on. Bradshaw takes up the 'Ultimate Patriot' image, and Willy and others refer to that as being 'outrageous' and all that. I'm sure there's more to add. Any thoughts?

I added more about JBL on the Fantasy Booking board. here

This is my first time seeing JBL live.. and he could use some work at being a heel patriot. For one, he should call the people 'traitors' and 'UnAmerican' for booing him. Example: "You scum are booing me, America's greatest patriot, and you are aiding and comforting our enemies by doing so" He should refer to the media in unflattering terms Example: "Our leftist media, from Tom Brokaw to Michael Cole, are all under the direct order of the Soviet threat which is in hiding, and they all wish to villify me. You should love me unless you are brainwashed." He should also call people Communists Example: "Eddy Guerrero, you little pinko.." and he should get into a feud with Chilly Willy. Example: "Chilly Willy, you're an example of what's wrong with America. Real soldiers don't get Purple hearts. They kick ass. You FAILED. You helped to create good news for our Leftist media and our enemies. I wish I could take that Purple Heart and shove it down your throat." JBL would get some more cheap heat (or real heat) then

We cut to the back where we see Vince Russo. He announces the first World's Worst Wrestling Top 10 contenders list, and the top 10 are 10- 'Macho Man' Randy Savage 09- Ron Harris 08- Jerry Flynn 07- Bestia Salvaje 06- Matthew Morgan 05- The Abortionist 04- John Bradshaw Layfield 03- ReBorne 02- Lex Luger 01- Kevin Nash WH Champ: X-Pac Big Gold Belt: Triple H WWW HW title: Hulk Hogan Russo announces the card for tonight, which includes: We cut to the ring where we see Mean Gene Okerlund. Mean Gene interviews the new WWW champion, Hulk Hogan. But then John Bradshaw Layfield comes down to challege Hogan to a rematch tonight. David Flair won this match after hitting Skip with his crowbar David Flair and Jackson defeated Bob Backlund and Bodydonna Skip when D. Flair pinned Skip with his special move in 0:02:33. Rating: DUD Duggan/Charles was fairly even, but Duggan kept the Iron Sheik out of the match and won it cleanly Jim Duggan pinned Emilio Charles Jr. with the Old Glory in 0:03:47. Rating: -** 1/4 The Immigrants were able to beat the Axis of Evil cleanly, and then they avoided the wrath of the other AoE members. Los Immigrantes defeated The Axis of Evil (Sabu the Beheader and Sadam) when Dandy made Sadam submit to a full nelson in 0:05:00. Rating: * Bestia was able to not cause Jerry Flynn to snap. Bestia Salvaje pinned Jerry Flynn with the Power Bomb in 0:03:59. Rating: * 3/4 Meanwhile in the back, we notice that Vince Russo has fired Jackson Matthew Morgan picked up an easy victory for the Church of Sports Entertainment. Matthew Morgan pinned The Abortionist with the Choke Slam in 0:04:49. Rating: -* Four former Horsemen came out to protest the new Horsemen, and the New Horsemen challenged them to a match. Squash-a-roo The Four Horsemen (Dean Malenko, Ric Flair, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J) defeated Paul Roma, Tully Blanchard, Steve McMichael and Barry Windham when Shaggy pinned Blanchard with the Top-Rope Legdrop in 0:01:44. Rating: 3/4* Before the Horsemen could lay down a beating, David Flair and Psycho Sid ran down to the ring to make the save. Macho Man got a rather easy victory over Scott Hall. No word on where Jake Roberts went off to. Randy Savage pinned Scott Hall with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:03:43. Rating: * 1/4 Savage challenges Hogan to put up his title against him. Some evil deeds by the Axis of Evil got Scorpio a win over Animal here Scorpio Jr. pinned Animal with the Power Bomb in 0:03:19. Rating: -** This was a bit too good.. Triangle Match: X-Pac defeated Lex Luger and ReBorne when X-Pac pinned ReBorne with the X-Factor in 0:07:13. Rating: ** 1/4 (X-Pac retained the WWW Western Hemisphere title.) and after the match, ReBorne attacked X-Pac from behind. Chavo Classic is shown in the crowd with the Cruiserweight title, but then Vince Russo comes out and declares that Chavo is a "disgrace to sports entertainment" for not walking around in women's underwear, he then challenges Chavo to a match for his title They lock up. Vince Russo goes for a facerake, but Chavo Classic blocks it. Chavo Classic goes for a slap, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince Russo whips Chavo Classic into the ropes. Vince Russo hits Chavo Classic with a shoulderblock. Vince Russo is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Vince Russo. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:00:26 Vince Russo defeated Chavo Classic via pinfall in 0:00:26. Rating: -* (Vince Russo won the WWE Crusierweight title.) But then after the match, Roddy Piper comes out the crowd and attacks Russo. This was good.. probably due to a friendship. Kevin Nash was DQed due to the interference of Sting. Sting and Triple H brawled, but then Sting cornered Triple H and gave him two Stinger splashes. Then Lex Luger runs out and knocks Sting out with the running forearm. Triple H defeated Kevin Nash by disqualification in 0:10:32. Rating: * 1/4 (Triple H retained the Big Gold Belt.) Bradshaw promises to win back the belt and "bring it back to America" Bradshaw/Hogan, what do you expect? Randy Savage throws John Bradshaw Layfield a shovel. John Bradshaw Layfield tries to use it, but Hulk Hogan blocks the blow and takes it away from him. Hulk Hogan hits John Bradshaw Layfield with it and goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd is cheering on Hulk Hogan. The winner is Hulk Hogan. Time of match: 0:03:39 Hulk Hogan pinned John Bradshaw Layfield after hitting him with a shovel in 0:03:39. Rating: -* 1/4 (Hulk Hogan retained the WWW Heavyweight title.) Savage unleashed a beating on Hogan after the match, before Kevin Nash ran down to make a save, but then we got a Hogan/Savage/Layfield/Nash brawl to close the show

[We fade to the arena, a converted bowling alley, where the mass of somewhat enthusiastic fans cheer mildly. Then we cut to ringside where we see two of our commentators, Tony Schiavone, of WCW fame and Leon Sharpe, 6'11" former SJL wrestler] Tony Schiavone - WELCOME TO BAD JUNE RISING! ALREADY THE GREATEST PAY-PER-VIEW IN THE HISTORY OF OUR GREAT SPORT! I'm Tony Schiavone, with my partner, Mr. Leon Sharpe Leon Sharpe - God damnit, I knew I shouldn't have agreed to this. Tony Schiavone - And tonight, our main event pits the World's Worst Wrestling Heavyweight champion, 'Big Sexy' Kevin Nash against the Fueher of the Fourth Reich of Wrestling, John Bradshaw Layfield Leon Sharpe - Um... Nash better watch out, or else Baron Von Raschke will put him in the claw Tony Schiavone - You got that right Leon. The Baron will provide an advantage for the challenger. Also tonight, Deion Sanders will defend the Big Gold Belt in his third singles match against former champion Triple H. Leon Sharpe - I expect Triple H to whup the piss out of Deion Sanders here tonight. This isn't the New American Sportsman, ya know. Tony Schiavone - I don't know Leon. Deion has his speed, which made him successful in the NFL. Also tonight, Team Taliban faces off against Los Immigrantes, and I don't know about you Leon, but they're all dirty Mexicans to me. Leon Sharpe - Um.. yeah Tony. Actually, Team Taliban probably isn't Mexican. Tony Schiavone - Trust me Leon. I know Mexicans, and they're Mexican. Leon Sharpe - Okay Tony. [We hear some cheering as Vince Russo walks to the booth.] Vince Russo - Hello guys, i'll be your fird commentata here tonight.. are you ready for some action? Leon Sharpe - No Tony Schiavone - Yeah Vince Russo - Let's go to the back, where dat pervert Mean Gene is standin by wit Ric Flair, Shaggy too Dope and Jackshun. [We cut to the back where Mean Gene is.. in fact.. standing by with these gentlemen] Mean Gene - Ric Flair, Sean O'Haire.. um.. and you.. in a few moments, you will be facing David Flair, Dean Malenko and some other weirdo. Any comments Ric? Ric Flair - MEAN WHOOOOOOOO BY GOD GENE! LET ME TELL YOU THIS! DEAN MALENKO! YOUR INSANE CLOWNS ARE GOING TO GO DOWN! BECAUSE MY PARTNERS AND I ARE GOING TO GO TO TOWN! VIOLENT J, I BET YOU AIN'T EVER LAID A GIRL IN YOUR LIFE! BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS, WHOOOOOOO, I WILL NOT LET YOU RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN! WHOOOOOOOOO Shaggy Too Dope - Hey Violent J! You fucking faggot! Me, the Nature Boy, and this other guy, will unleash fury on you! Juggalo fury! Let me tell you this J! What'cha gonna do when my balls are in your face! Jackson - New IC-- Mean Gene - That's all.. back to you Tony! DEAN MALENKO & THE NEW INSANE CLOWN POSSE (VIOLENT J & DAVID FLAIR) - 711lbs VS. RIC FLAIR, SHAGGY TOO DOPE & JACKSON - 743lbs [some sort of ICP song plays as we see Dean Malenko and the New ICP in the ring] Tony Schiavone - The New ICP and Dean Malenko had some comments too [Cut to the back] Violent J - One, two, three, who will my bitches be? the team of Dick Flair, Faggy too Dope and Jackson! Guys, we'll unleash Juggalo fury on you! [Cut back to the ring] ['2001' plays as Ric Flair, Shaggy too Dope and Jackson walk down to ringside] They lock up. Dean Malenko uses a kneebreaker on Ric Flair. Dean Malenko puts Ric Flair in a standing wristlock. Ric Flair reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Dean Malenko goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Ric Flair counters it with an elbowsmash. Ric Flair goes for a backdrop, but Dean Malenko blocks it. Dean Malenko runs into the ropes. Dean Malenko nails Ric Flair with a leg lariat. Dean Malenko is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Dean Malenko runs into the ropes. Ric Flair hits Dean Malenko with a punch. Ric Flair throws Dean Malenko out of the ring. Ric Flair goes through the ropes. Jackson comes over to make it two-on-one. Ric Flair and Jackson hit Dean Malenko with a double roundhouse right. Ric Flair hits a single-leg takedown on Dean Malenko. Danny Davis counts: 1. Danny Davis counts: 2. Ric Flair whips Dean Malenko into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Dean Malenko whips Ric Flair into the guardrail. Dean Malenko executes a snap suplex on Ric Flair. Danny Davis counts: 3. Violent J comes over to make it two-on-one. Jackson comes over and lays out Violent J. Danny Davis counts: 4. Ric Flair reenters the ring. Dean Malenko follows him back in. Ric Flair tags out to Jackson. Jackson and Ric Flair whip Dean Malenko into the ropes. Jackson and Ric Flair hit Dean Malenko with a double roundhouse right. Jackson and Ric Flair whip Dean Malenko into the ropes. They hit Dean Malenko with a double kick to the midsection. Ric Flair leaves the ring. Jackson whips Dean Malenko into the ropes. Dean Malenko executes a leg lariat on Jackson. Dean Malenko tags out to Violent J. Violent J and Dean Malenko whip Jackson into the ropes. They hit Jackson with a double kick to the midsection. Violent J and Dean Malenko whip Jackson into the ropes. They attempt to hit Jackson with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Dean Malenko leaves the ring. Jackson goes for a European uppercut, but Violent J blocks it. Violent J whips Jackson into the ropes, but Jackson reverses it. Violent J misses with a clothesline. Violent J goes for a short lariat, but Jackson counters it with a Gorilla Press. Jackson executes a splash on Violent J. Danny Davis counts: One, kickout. Jackson tags out to Ric Flair. Jackson uses a superkick on Violent J. Jackson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Ric Flair takes Violent J down with a back suplex. Jackson leaves the ring. Ric Flair goes for a sleeperhold, but Violent J counters it with a jawbreaker. Quite a few boos are audible. Violent J is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Violent J whips Ric Flair into the ropes, but Ric Flair reverses it. Ric Flair misses with an elbow. Ric Flair hits Violent J with a shoulderblock. Ric Flair uses a back elbow on Violent J. Ric Flair takes Violent J down with a facerake. Ric Flair goes for a side headlock, but Violent J counters it with a back suplex . In turn, Ric Flair counters it with a cross-body block. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Ric Flair nails Violent J with a drop toe hold. Jackson enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Ric Flair and Jackson whip Violent J into the ropes. Ric Flair and Jackson hit Violent J with a double bodyslam. Dean Malenko enters the ring, but gets cut off. Ric Flair and Jackson whip Violent J into the ropes. They hit Violent J with a double kick to the midsection. Jackson leaves the ring. Ric Flair whips Violent J into the ropes. Ric Flair hits Violent J with a chop. Ric Flair whips Violent J into the turnbuckle. Violent J comes back, but is met with a clothesline. Ric Flair chops Violent J. The crowd is cheering on Ric Flair. Ric Flair chops Violent J. Ric Flair is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Ric Flair punches Violent J. Ric Flair is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Violent J chops Ric Flair. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Violent J punches Ric Flair. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Ric Flair chops Violent J. Ric Flair is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Ric Flair runs into the ropes. Violent J hits Ric Flair with a backdrop. Violent J whips Ric Flair into the ropes. Violent J takes Ric Flair down with a jumping DDT. A fan at ringside badmouths Violent J. Violent J nails Ric Flair with an eye gouge. Violent J runs into the ropes. Ric Flair nails Violent J with a drop toe hold. Ric Flair goes for a back suplex, but Violent J turns in mid-air and lands on him. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Violent J nails Ric Flair with a vertical suplex. Violent J uses a facerake on Ric Flair. Ric Flair goes for a punch to the midsection, but Violent J blocks it. Violent J uses a short clothesline on Ric Flair. Violent J takes Ric Flair down with a jumping DDT. Violent J further incites the crowd. Violent J gives the sign for the Moonsault. Violent J executes the Moonsault on Ric Flair. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Violent J executes a facerake on Ric Flair. Violent J goes for a DDT, but Ric Flair blocks it. Ric Flair goes for an armbar submission, but Violent J blocks it. David Flair enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Violent J and David Flair whip Ric Flair into the ropes. They hit Ric Flair with a double backdrop. David Flair leaves the ring. Violent J whips Ric Flair into the ropes. Ric Flair misses with a clothesline. Ric Flair hits Violent J with a shoulderblock. Ric Flair executes the Figure-Four Leglock on Violent J. Violent J is struggling to reach the ropes. Violent J is valiantly trying to break the hold. Violent J is inching his way towards the ropes. Violent J reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds. Ric Flair whips Violent J into the turnbuckle, but Violent J reverses it. Ric Flair comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection. Violent J hits Ric Flair with an eye gouge. Violent J goes for a kick to the midsection, but Ric Flair counters it with a dragon screw. In turn, Violent J counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. Violent J is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Violent J goes for a punch, but Ric Flair counters it with an armbreaker. In turn, Violent J counters it with a facerake. Violent J is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Violent J hits a facerake on Ric Flair. Violent J uses a jumping DDT on Ric Flair. Violent J is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Violent J goes for a kick to the midsection, but Ric Flair counters it with a legsweep. Ric Flair goes for a punch, but Violent J blocks it. Violent J hits a DDT on Ric Flair. Violent J hits a short lariat on Ric Flair. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Violent J nails Ric Flair with a headbutt. Violent J throws Ric Flair out of the ring. Danny Davis counts: one, Ric Flair reenters the ring. Violent J goes for a clothesline, but Ric Flair ducks out of the way. Ric Flair tags out to Jackson. Dean Malenko enters the ring and lays out Ric Flair. The crowd is booing Dean Malenko. Violent J and Dean Malenko whip Jackson into the ropes. They hit Jackson with a double backdrop. Dean Malenko leaves the ring. Violent J uses a facerake on Jackson. Violent J chops Jackson. Numerous fans are using Violent J for target practice. Jackson punches Violent J. Jackson hits Violent J. Violent J kicks Jackson. Jackson kicks Violent J. The crowd is cheering on Jackson. Violent J kicks Jackson. Violent J kicks Jackson. Jackson punches Violent J. Jackson chops Violent J. Violent J chops Jackson. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Jackson kicks Violent J. The crowd is cheering on Jackson. Jackson hits Violent J with a Gorilla Press. Jackson goes for a clothesline, but Violent J ducks out of the way. Violent J hits Jackson with a clothesline. Violent J whips Jackson into the turnbuckle. Violent J charges into the corner. Violent J punches Jackson. Jackson chops Violent J. Jackson hits Violent J. The crowd is cheering on Jackson. Violent J chops Jackson. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Jackson chops Violent J. Violent J chops Jackson. Violent J chops Jackson. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Jackson kicks Violent J. The crowd is really behind Jackson. Jackson tags out to Shaggy 2 Dope. Dean Malenko enters the ring and lays out Jackson. Violent J and Dean Malenko whip Shaggy 2 Dope into the ropes. They hit Shaggy 2 Dope with a double fist to the midsection. Dean Malenko leaves the ring. Violent J takes Shaggy 2 Dope down with an eye gouge. Violent J punches Shaggy 2 Dope. Shaggy 2 Dope hits Violent J. A portion of the crowd is booing Shaggy 2 Dope. Shaggy 2 Dope hits Violent J. Violent J chops Shaggy 2 Dope. The boos are resurfacing again. Shaggy 2 Dope chops Violent J. A portion of the crowd is booing Shaggy 2 Dope. Violent J chops Shaggy 2 Dope. The boos are resurfacing again. Violent J whips Shaggy 2 Dope into the ropes. Violent J hits Shaggy 2 Dope with a short lariat. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Violent J tags out to David Flair. Jackson enters the ring, but gets cut off. David Flair and Violent J hit Shaggy 2 Dope with a double vertical suplex. Violent J leaves the ring. David Flair goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Shaggy 2 Dope blocks it. Shaggy 2 Dope tags out to Ric Flair. Violent J enters the ring, but gets cut off. Ric Flair and Shaggy 2 Dope whip David Flair into the ropes. They hit David Flair with a double elbowsmash. Shaggy 2 Dope leaves the ring. Ric Flair takes David Flair down with a reverse neckbreaker. The crowd is behind Ric Flair all the way. Ric Flair uses a back suplex on David Flair. Ric Flair executes the Figure-Four Leglock on David Flair. David Flair is valiantly trying to break the hold. David Flair is struggling to reach the ropes. David Flair is valiantly trying to break the hold. David Flair is writhing in pain. Danny Davis asks David Flair if he should stop the fight. David Flair nods. Danny Davis stops the fight after 16 seconds. The chants for Ric Flair are deafening. "Time of match: 12 minutes, 19 seconds. Your winners are Ric Flair, Shaggy too Dope and Jackson!" Tony Schiavone - Your winners are Flair and partners! But.. wait.. Violent J and Dean Malenko are attacking David Flair! And Ric Flair and Shaggy too Dope are attacking Jackson! What in the world is this? Leon Sharpe - Complicated? Tony Schiavone - And they're joining together.. and they're flashing four fingers.. Ric Flair, Dean Malenko and the Insane Clown posse have reformed the Four Horsemen! [We cut to the back were we see the Church of Sports Entertainment] Ferrara - Bagwell, tonight, we will save you from the abyss you are in. Bagwell, you will be saved by us! MATTHEW MORGAN - 7'0/330lbs - Fairfield, CT (W/ REVEREND ED FERRARA & JAMIE DUNDEE) VS. BUFF 'THE STUFF' BAGWELL - 6'1/248lbs - Marietta, GA They lock up. Buff Bagwell uses a swinging neckbreaker on Matthew Morgan. A small "Buff Bagwell" chant is being started. Buff Bagwell executes a stomp on Matthew Morgan. Buff Bagwell uses a flying dropkick on Matthew Morgan. The crowd is cheering on Buff Bagwell. Buff Bagwell goes for a flying dropkick, but Matthew Morgan ducks out of the way. Matthew Morgan goes for a choke lift, but Buff Bagwell counters it with a facerake. Buff Bagwell gives him a flying dropkick, but Matthew Morgan only stares at him. Buff Bagwell whips Matthew Morgan into the ropes. Buff Bagwell misses with a clothesline. Matthew Morgan nails Buff Bagwell with a clothesline. Matthew Morgan hits Buff Bagwell with a roundhouse right. Matthew Morgan flexes his muscles. Matthew Morgan is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Matthew Morgan goes for a headbutt, but Buff Bagwell blocks it. Buff Bagwell uses a hiptoss on Matthew Morgan. Buff Bagwell goes for a flying dropkick, but Matthew Morgan ducks out of the way. Matthew Morgan hits Buff Bagwell with a forearm to the back. Matthew Morgan hits Buff Bagwell with an elbowsmash. Matthew Morgan nails Buff Bagwell with an elbowsmash. Matthew Morgan uses an elbowsmash on Buff Bagwell. Matthew Morgan gets a bearhug on Buff Bagwell. Buff Bagwell tries to escape the hold. Buff Bagwell is valiantly trying to break the hold. Buff Bagwell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Matthew Morgan hits Buff Bagwell with an elbowsmash. Matthew Morgan chops Buff Bagwell. The crowd is booing Matthew Morgan. Buff Bagwell punches Matthew Morgan. Buff Bagwell is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Matthew Morgan chops Buff Bagwell. Matthew Morgan kicks Buff Bagwell. The crowd is booing Matthew Morgan. Buff Bagwell kicks Matthew Morgan. Matthew Morgan hits Buff Bagwell. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Buff Bagwell chops Matthew Morgan. The crowd is starting to get behind Buff Bagwell. Matthew Morgan chops Buff Bagwell. Buff Bagwell hits Matthew Morgan. The crowd is starting to get behind Buff Bagwell. Matthew Morgan punches Buff Bagwell. Buff Bagwell chops Matthew Morgan. Buff Bagwell throws Matthew Morgan out of the ring. James Beard counts: one, two, Matthew Morgan reenters the ring. Buff Bagwell nails Matthew Morgan with a powerslam. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Buff Bagwell complains about a slow count. Buff Bagwell takes Matthew Morgan down with a hiptoss. Buff Bagwell is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Buff Bagwell goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Matthew Morgan counters it with a side suplex. Matthew Morgan runs into the ropes. Matthew Morgan misses with an elbow. Matthew Morgan misses with a kick. Buff Bagwell misses with a shoulderblock. Matthew Morgan hits Buff Bagwell with a kick. Matthew Morgan runs into the ropes. Matthew Morgan nails Buff Bagwell with a clothesline. Matthew Morgan whips Buff Bagwell into the ropes. Matthew Morgan goes for a bodyslam, but Buff Bagwell blocks it. Buff Bagwell runs into the ropes. Ed Ferrara trips Buff Bagwell. James Beard threatens Matthew Morgan with disqualification. James Beard warns Ed Ferrara. James Beard is back on the job. Buff Bagwell chops Matthew Morgan. Matthew Morgan chops Buff Bagwell. The crowd is booing Matthew Morgan. Matthew Morgan kicks Buff Bagwell. Buff Bagwell hits Matthew Morgan. Buff Bagwell uses a vertical suplex on Matthew Morgan. Buff Bagwell takes Matthew Morgan down with a vertical suplex. Buff Bagwell goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Matthew Morgan counters it with a side suplex. Matthew Morgan locks Buff Bagwell in a bearhug. Buff Bagwell is valiantly trying to break the hold. Buff Bagwell tries to escape the hold. Buff Bagwell is valiantly trying to break the hold. Buff Bagwell tries to fight the pain. Judy Bagwell throws in the towel. James Beard calls for the bell. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. "Time of match: 4 minutes, 55 seconds, your winner is Matthew Morgan." ReBORNE - 6'0/242lbs - Portland, OR VS. VISCERA - 6'8/568lbs - Parts Unknown They lock up. ReBorne puts Viscera in a sleeperhold. ReBorne lets go after 13 seconds. ReBorne gives him a chop, but Viscera doesn't budge. ReBorne gives him a flying clothesline, but Viscera only stares at him. Viscera whips ReBorne into the ropes. ReBorne misses with a shoulderblock. ReBorne hits Viscera with a kick. ReBorne gives him a DDT, but Viscera doesn't budge. Viscera uses a facebite on ReBorne. Viscera locks ReBorne in a bearhug. ReBorne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Viscera catches ReBorne in a choke against the ropes. James Beard warns Viscera to let go. James Beard counts: One, two, three, four, five. Viscera gets a bearhug on ReBorne. ReBorne is struggling to reach the ropes. ReBorne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Viscera goes for a headbutt, but ReBorne blocks it. ReBorne throws Viscera out of the ring. ReBorne goes through the ropes. ReBorne hits Viscera with a chop. They're brawling inside the ring area. Viscera knocks ReBorne into the ringsteps. Viscera hits ReBorne with a spinning heel kick. James Beard counts: 1. Viscera whips ReBorne into the guardrail. James Beard counts: 2. Viscera reenters the ring. ReBorne follows him back in. Viscera throws ReBorne out of the ring. Viscera goes through the ropes. Viscera knocks ReBorne into the ringpost. Viscera is starting to get more cheers than boos. Viscera whips ReBorne into the guardrail. Viscera whips ReBorne into the guardrail. Viscera throws ReBorne back into the ring. Viscera hits a roundhouse right on ReBorne. Viscera nails ReBorne with a roundhouse right. Viscera goes for a headbutt, but ReBorne blocks it. ReBorne goes for a flying clothesline, but Viscera counters it with a powerslam. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Viscera acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Viscera executes the Big Splash on ReBorne. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Viscera locks ReBorne in a choke against the ropes. James Beard warns Viscera to let go. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Viscera gets a choke against the ropes on ReBorne. James Beard warns Viscera to let go. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Viscera goes for a ropeburn, but ReBorne blocks it. ReBorne gives him a flying clothesline, but Viscera only stares at him. ReBorne nails Viscera with a chop. ReBorne whips Viscera into the ropes. ReBorne hits Viscera with a kick. ReBorne executes a diving headbutt on Viscera. ReBorne is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The boos are resurfacing again. "Time of match: 5 minutes, 11 seconds. Your winner is ReBorne." LITA & KANE - 460lbs VS. JERRY LYNN & CHYNA - 400lbs They lock up. Lita whips Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict into the ropes, but Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict reverses it. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict misses with a kick. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict takes Lita down with a dropkick. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict works the crowd. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict hits Lita with a bodyslam. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict places Lita on the turnbuckle. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict executes a top-rope Frankensteiner on Lita. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict locks Lita in an armbar submission. Lita is struggling to reach the ropes. Lita reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict whips Lita into the turnbuckle. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict charges into the corner, but Lita moves out of the way. Lita goes for the Ace Crusher, but Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict blocks it. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict nails Lita with the Swinging DDT. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict chops Lita. Quite a few boos are audible. Lita chops Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict. The crowd is starting to get behind Lita. Lita chops Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict. Lita tags out to Kane. Kane and Lita whip Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict into the ropes. Kane and Lita hit Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict with a double clothesline. Lita leaves the ring. Kane hits a side suplex on Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict. Kane runs into the ropes. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict hits Kane with a kick. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict executes a diving shoulderblock on Kane. Kane sits up. A small "Kane" chant is being started. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict tags out to Chyna. Chyna and Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict whip Kane into the ropes. They hit Kane with a double clothesline. Chyna and Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict whip Kane into the ropes. They hit Kane with a double clothesline. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict leaves the ring. Chyna nails Kane with a low blow. Chyna goes for a chokehold, but Kane counters it with a facerake. Kane takes Chyna down with an elbowsmash. Kane nails Chyna with a backbreaker. The crowd is starting to get behind Kane. Kane hits a flying clothesline on Chyna. A small "Kane" chant is being started. Kane is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Kane whips Chyna into the turnbuckle. Kane runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Chyna moves out of the way. Chyna nails Kane with a forearm smash. Chyna hits a forearm smash on Kane. Chyna goes for a forearm smash, but Kane blocks it. Kane hits Chyna with a forearm to the back. Kane goes for a backbreaker, but Chyna blocks it. Chyna takes Kane down with a double-axhandle to the back. Chyna nails Kane with an eye gouge. Chyna hits Kane with a forearm smash. Chyna uses a forearm smash on Kane. Chyna tags out to Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict. Lita enters the ring and throws Chyna out of the ring. Kane and Lita whip Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict into the ropes. They hit Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict with a double fist to the midsection. Lita leaves the ring. Kane executes a gutwrench suplex on Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kane catches Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict in a choke lift. Tim White warns Kane to let go. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd is cheering on Kane. Kane is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kane whips Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict into the ropes, but Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict reverses it. Kane hits Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict with a clothesline. Kane executes a backbreaker on Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict. Kane goes for a choke lift, but Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict counters it with a kick to the midsection. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict tags out to Chyna. Chyna and Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict whip Kane into the ropes. They hit Kane with a double elbowsmash. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict leaves the ring. Chyna goes for a forearm smash, but Kane blocks it. Kane tags out to Lita. Lita and Kane whip Chyna into the ropes. They attempt to hit Chyna with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash. Quite a few boos are audible. Kane leaves the ring. Chyna nails Lita with a hiptoss. Chyna executes the Chyna Downstairs on Lita. Chyna is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Chyna goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Chyna whips Lita into the ropes, but Lita reverses it. Chyna hits Lita with an elbow. Chyna whips Lita into the ropes. Lita hits Chyna with a shoulderblock. Lita goes for a flying clothesline, but Chyna ducks out of the way. Chyna hits Lita. Chyna kicks Lita. Chyna is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Chyna hits Lita with a forearm smash. Chyna takes Lita down with a forearm to the back. Chyna kicks Lita. Chyna punches Lita. Chyna is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Chyna throws Lita out of the ring. Chyna goes through the ropes. Chyna goes for a slap, but Lita blocks it. Tim White counts: 1. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. Kane hits a kick to the head on Chyna. Lita hits a back suplex on Chyna. Lita nails Chyna with a kneelift. Tim White counts: 2. Lita goes for a snap mare, but Chyna blocks it. Tim White counts: 3. Chyna whips Lita into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Kat comes from behind and distracts Lita. Chyna whips Lita into the guardrail. Chyna goes for a slap, but Lita reverses it. Lita throws Chyna back into the ring. Chyna whips Lita into the turnbuckle. Chyna runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Lita moves out of the way. Lita goes for a punch, but Chyna reverses it. Chyna chops Lita. Chyna is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Chyna punches Lita. Chyna is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Chyna whips Lita into the ropes, but Lita reverses it. Lita hits a spear on Chyna. Lita uses a series of mounted punches on Chyna. Lita nails Chyna with a back suplex. Lita nails Chyna with a dropkick. Lita executes a roll up on Chyna. The Kat enters the ring and hits Lita with a chair. Before The Kat connects, Lita moves out of the way. The Kat hits Chyna. Lita throws The Kat over the top rope. Lita goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Lita whips Chyna into the ropes, but Chyna reverses it. Chyna misses with a shoulderblock. Lita hits Chyna with a shoulderblock. Lita gives the sign for the Moonsault. Lita goes for the Moonsault, but The Kat shoves her off the turnbuckle. The crowd is cheering on Lita. Tim White threatens Chyna with disqualification. Chyna tags out to Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict and Chyna hit Lita with a double vertical suplex. Chyna leaves the ring. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict goes for a punch, but Lita blocks it. Lita hits Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict with a Frankensteiner from the top rope. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Lita takes Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict down with a dropkick. Lita executes the Moonsault on Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd is cheering on Lita. "Time of match: 9 minutes, 1 second, your winners are Lita and Kane." SHAWN STASIAK - 6'4/242lbs - Oakville, Ontario, Canada VS. REY MYSTERIO JR - 5'6/165lbs - San Diego, CA They lock up. Shawn Stasiak uses a Hotshot on Rey Misterio Jr.. Quite a few boos are audible. Shawn Stasiak hits Rey Misterio Jr. with an eye gouge. Shawn Stasiak throws Rey Misterio Jr. out of the ring. Shawn Stasiak goes through the ropes. Shawn Stasiak hits Rey Misterio Jr. with an elbowsmash. James Beard counts: 1. Shawn Stasiak whips Rey Misterio Jr. into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. James Beard counts: 2. Rey Misterio Jr. hits a dropkick on Shawn Stasiak. Rey Misterio Jr. goes for the West Coast Pop, but Shawn Stasiak blocks it. Rey Misterio Jr. whips Shawn Stasiak into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. James Beard counts: 3. James Beard counts: 4. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rey Misterio Jr. uses a punch on Shawn Stasiak. James Beard counts: 5. James Beard counts: 6. Rey Misterio Jr. goes for a forearm smash, but Shawn Stasiak blocks it. Shawn Stasiak reenters the ring. Rey Misterio Jr. follows him back in. Shawn Stasiak executes a lariat on Rey Misterio Jr.. Shawn Stasiak whips Rey Misterio Jr. into the turnbuckle. Shawn Stasiak hits a gutwrench suplex on Rey Misterio Jr.. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Stasiak whips Rey Misterio Jr. into the ropes. Rey Misterio Jr. hits Shawn Stasiak with a clothesline. Rey Misterio Jr. uses a dropkick on Shawn Stasiak. Rey Misterio Jr. is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Stasiak begs off. Rey Misterio Jr. nails Shawn Stasiak with a ropeflip moonsault. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rey Misterio Jr. hits Shawn Stasiak with a flying cross body press. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Rey Misterio Jr. nails Shawn Stasiak with a standing moonsault. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Rey Misterio Jr. executes a springboard legdrop on Shawn Stasiak. Rey Misterio Jr. whips Shawn Stasiak into the ropes. Rey Misterio Jr. uses a kick to the midsection on Shawn Stasiak. Rey Misterio Jr. executes the West Coast Pop on Shawn Stasiak. A small "Rey Misterio Jr." chant is being started. Rey Misterio Jr. goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Rey Misterio Jr. hits Shawn Stasiak with a flying cross body press. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Rey Misterio Jr. hits a flying dropkick on Shawn Stasiak. Rey Misterio Jr. works the crowd. A small "Rey Misterio Jr." chant is being started. Rey Misterio Jr. uses a roll up on Shawn Stasiak. Shawn Stasiak begs off. Rey Misterio Jr. whips Shawn Stasiak into the ropes. Shawn Stasiak hits Rey Misterio Jr. with a kick. Shawn Stasiak uses a punch on Rey Misterio Jr.. Shawn Stasiak locks Rey Misterio Jr. in a choke against the ropes. James Beard warns Shawn Stasiak to let go. James Beard counts: One, two, three. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Shawn Stasiak goes for a lariat, but Rey Misterio Jr. counters it with an armbar submission. Shawn Stasiak is struggling to reach the ropes. Shawn Stasiak is valiantly trying to break the hold. Shawn Stasiak reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Rey Misterio Jr. chops Shawn Stasiak. The crowd is starting to get behind Rey Misterio Jr.. Rey Misterio Jr. punches Shawn Stasiak. The crowd is starting to get behind Rey Misterio Jr.. Shawn Stasiak chops Rey Misterio Jr.. The crowd is booing Shawn Stasiak. Shawn Stasiak kicks Rey Misterio Jr.. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Rey Misterio Jr. kicks Shawn Stasiak. The crowd is starting to get behind Rey Misterio Jr.. Rey Misterio Jr. goes for a springboard Thesz Press, but Shawn Stasiak counters it with a powerslam. James Beard counts: One, shoulder up. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Shawn Stasiak hits Rey Misterio Jr. with a powerbomb. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Stasiak executes the Stasiak Driver on Rey Misterio Jr.. Shawn Stasiak goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Shawn Stasiak whips Rey Misterio Jr. into the ropes. Shawn Stasiak hits Rey Misterio Jr. with a shoulderblock. Shawn Stasiak takes Rey Misterio Jr. down with an elbowsmash. Shawn Stasiak goes for a facerake, but Rey Misterio Jr. blocks it. Rey Misterio Jr. whips Shawn Stasiak into the turnbuckle, but Shawn Stasiak reverses it. Rey Misterio Jr. comes back and rocks Shawn Stasiak with a kick to the midsection. Rey Misterio Jr. hits Shawn Stasiak with a dropkick to the knee. Rey Misterio Jr. executes the West Coast Pop on Shawn Stasiak. A small "Rey Misterio Jr." chant is being started. Rey Misterio Jr. goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is starting to get behind Rey Misterio Jr.. "Time of match: 6 minutes, 3 seconds. Your winner is Rey Misterio Jr." SEXUAL HARRIS-MENT (RON HARRIS & DON HARRIS) - 630lbs (W/ BARON VON RASCHKE) VS. ALEX WRIGHT & GLACIER - 468lbs They lock up. Ron Harris hits Glacier. Glacier hits Ron Harris. A portion of the crowd is booing Glacier. Ron Harris hits Glacier. Glacier punches Ron Harris. A portion of the crowd is cheering Glacier. Ron Harris chops Glacier. Glacier punches Ron Harris. Glacier acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Glacier punches Ron Harris. Ron Harris hits Glacier. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ron Harris. Ron Harris chops Glacier. Ron Harris is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Glacier hits Ron Harris. Glacier is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Ron Harris chops Glacier. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ron Harris. Glacier punches Ron Harris. The cheers for Glacier are drowning out the boos. Ron Harris punches Glacier. Glacier punches Ron Harris. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Glacier. Ron Harris hits Glacier. Ron Harris whips Glacier into the ropes. Glacier takes Ron Harris down with a back heel kick. Glacier punches Ron Harris. The cheers for Glacier are drowning out the boos. Glacier kicks Ron Harris. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Glacier. Glacier kicks Ron Harris. Glacier doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Glacier hits a leg lariat on Ron Harris. Glacier is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Glacier hits a forearm to the back on Ron Harris. Ron Harris uses a reverse neckbreaker on Glacier. A portion of the crowd is cheering Ron Harris. Ron Harris throws Glacier out of the ring. Ron Harris goes through the ropes. A portion of the crowd is cheering Ron Harris. Don Harris comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Wright comes over and lays out Don Harris. Alex Wright takes Ron Harris down with a spinning leg lariat. Glacier goes for an enzuigiri, but Ron Harris ducks out of the way. Alex Wright comes over and lays out Don Harris. A portion of the crowd is booing Alex Wright. Glacier hits Ron Harris with a flying bulldog. Danny Davis counts: 1. Baron Von Raschke comes from behind, but Glacier nails Baron Von Raschke. Ron Harris reenters the ring. Glacier follows him back in. Ron Harris tags out to Don Harris. Don Harris and Ron Harris whip Glacier into the ropes. They hit Glacier with a double backdrop. Ron Harris leaves the ring. Don Harris whips Glacier into the ropes, but Glacier reverses it. Glacier hits Don Harris with a kick. Glacier hits leg scissors on Don Harris. Alex Wright enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Alex Wright goes for a back suplex, but Don Harris blocks it. Alex Wright rolls out of the ring. Don Harris hits Glacier with a kneebreaker. A portion of the crowd is booing Don Harris. Glacier begs off. Ron Harris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Don Harris and Ron Harris whip Glacier into the ropes. They hit Glacier with a double backdrop. Alex Wright enters the ring, but gets cut off. Don Harris and Ron Harris whip Glacier into the ropes. They hit Glacier with a double backdrop. Ron Harris leaves the ring. Don Harris nails Glacier with a spinebuster slam. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Don Harris runs into the ropes. Glacier hits Don Harris with a clothesline. Don Harris falls out of the ring. Glacier goes for a plancha, but Don Harris moves out of the way. Glacier is out cold. A portion of the crowd is booing Don Harris. Danny Davis counts: 1. Don Harris reenters the ring. Glacier follows him back in. Don Harris punches Glacier. A portion of the crowd is cheering Don Harris. Glacier kicks Don Harris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Glacier hits Don Harris. Glacier chops Don Harris. Glacier runs into the ropes. Don Harris hits Glacier with a facerake. Don Harris executes the Big Boot on Glacier. A portion of the crowd is booing Don Harris. Don Harris goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Don Harris whips Glacier into the ropes, but Glacier reverses it. Don Harris hits Glacier with an elbow. Ron Harris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Don Harris and Ron Harris hit Glacier with a double bodyslam. Ron Harris leaves the ring. Don Harris runs into the ropes. Don Harris executes a flying clothesline on Glacier. A portion of the crowd is booing Don Harris. Don Harris uses a kneedrop on Glacier. Don Harris is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Don Harris catches Glacier in a camel clutch. Glacier reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Don Harris throws Glacier out of the ring. Danny Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Glacier reenters the ring. Don Harris whips Glacier into the ropes. Don Harris takes Glacier down with a backbreaker. Glacier takes the chain and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Glacier goes for a European uppercut, but Don Harris blocks it. Don Harris punches Glacier. A portion of the crowd is booing Don Harris. Don Harris chops Glacier. Don Harris is starting to get more cheers than boos. Glacier hits Don Harris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Glacier hits Don Harris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Glacier goes for a kick to the head, but Don Harris blocks it. Ron Harris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Don Harris and Ron Harris whip Glacier into the ropes. They hit Glacier with a double fist to the midsection. Ron Harris leaves the ring. Don Harris runs into the ropes. Don Harris uses a flying clothesline on Glacier. Don Harris hits Glacier with a chop. Don Harris hits Glacier with a backbreaker. Don Harris acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Don Harris nails Glacier with a snap mare. Ron Harris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Don Harris and Ron Harris hit Glacier with a double forearm smash. Alex Wright enters the ring and throws Ron Harris out of the ring. Alex Wright is starting to get more cheers than boos. Glacier and Alex Wright whip Don Harris into the ropes. Glacier and Alex Wright hit Don Harris with a double back heel kick. Alex Wright leaves the ring. Don Harris executes a reverse neckbreaker on Glacier. Don Harris is starting to get more cheers than boos. Don Harris goes for a side suplex, but Glacier blocks it. Glacier whips Don Harris into the turnbuckle. Glacier punches Don Harris. Glacier kicks Don Harris. The crowd is wildly cheering Glacier with only a few scattered boos audible. Glacier throws Don Harris out of the ring. Glacier goes through the ropes. Baron Von Raschke comes from behind, but Glacier nails Baron Von Raschke. They're brawling inside the ring area. Danny Davis counts: 1. Glacier takes Don Harris down with a jumping DDT. Glacier takes Don Harris down with a kick to the midsection. Danny Davis counts: 2. Glacier reenters the ring. Don Harris follows him back in. Glacier nails Don Harris with a neck snap. The boos are resurfacing again. Glacier runs into the ropes. Glacier misses with a shoulderblock. Don Harris misses with a shoulderblock. Glacier misses with a clothesline. Glacier hits Don Harris with a shoulderblock. Glacier executes a spin kick on Don Harris. The boos are resurfacing again. Glacier executes a kick to the head on Don Harris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Glacier executes the Oriental Spike on Don Harris. Don Harris is inching his way towards the ropes. Don Harris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Glacier hits Don Harris with a kick to the midsection. Glacier runs into the ropes. Glacier hits Don Harris with a shoulderblock. Glacier is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Glacier hits a side suplex on Don Harris. Glacier goes for a European uppercut, but Don Harris blocks it. Glacier begs off. Ron Harris enters the ring. Don Harris and Ron Harris hit Glacier with the Bad Touch. Don Harris goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Don Harris tags out to Ron Harris. Ron Harris and Don Harris whip Glacier into the ropes. They hit Glacier with a double clothesline. Alex Wright enters the ring and throws Don Harris out of the ring. Alex Wright acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Alex Wright takes Ron Harris down with a bulldog. Glacier hits Ron Harris with a jumping elbow thrust. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Alex Wright leaves the ring. Glacier whips Ron Harris into the ropes. Ron Harris goes for a flying clothesline, but Glacier counters it with a Yakuza kick. Glacier throws Ron Harris out of the ring. Danny Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Ron Harris reenters the ring. Glacier hits a thrust kick to the head on Ron Harris. The crowd is wildly cheering Glacier with only a few scattered boos audible. Glacier whips Ron Harris into the ropes. Glacier executes a double-axhandle chop on Ron Harris. Glacier executes a legsweep on Ron Harris. Glacier hits a jumping DDT on Ron Harris. Glacier executes a leg lariat on Ron Harris. Alex Wright enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Glacier and Alex Wright whip Ron Harris into the ropes. They attempt to hit Ron Harris with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Alex Wright leaves the ring. Ron Harris takes Glacier down with a kneebreaker. Ron Harris executes the Big Boot on Glacier. Ron Harris is starting to get more cheers than boos. Ron Harris goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Ron Harris is starting to get more cheers than boos. "Time of match: 10 minutes, 57 seconds, your winners are Sexual Harris-ment." JAKE 'THE SNAKE' ROBERTS - 6'4/276lbs - Stone Mountain, GA VS. SCOTT HALL - 6'7/275lbs - Miami, FL They lock up. Jake Roberts takes Scott Hall down with a gutbuster. Quite a few boos are audible. Jake Roberts takes Scott Hall down with a bodyslam. Jake Roberts catches Scott Hall in a chokehold. Tim White warns Jake Roberts to let go. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Jake Roberts hits Scott Hall with a slap. Jake Roberts runs into the ropes. Scott Hall hits Jake Roberts with a backdrop. Scott Hall whips Jake Roberts into the ropes. Scott Hall misses with an elbow. Scott Hall misses with a clothesline. Scott Hall hits Jake Roberts with a backdrop. Scott Hall goes for an armbar submission, but Jake Roberts blocks it. Scott Hall begs off. Jake Roberts goes for a ropeburn, but Scott Hall blocks it. Scott Hall goes for an armbar submission, but Jake Roberts blocks it. Jake Roberts throws Scott Hall out of the ring. Jake Roberts goes through the ropes. Jake Roberts goes for the DDT, but Scott Hall counters it with a backdrop. Scott Hall whips Jake Roberts into the guardrail. Scott Hall nails Jake Roberts with a kneelift. Tim White counts: 1. Scott Hall reenters the ring. Jake Roberts follows him back in. Scott Hall goes for an abdominal stretch, but Jake Roberts counters it with a facerake. Jake Roberts throws Scott Hall out of the ring. Jake Roberts goes through the ropes. Tim White counts: 1. Jake Roberts knocks Scott Hall into the ringsteps. The crowd is booing Jake Roberts. Jake Roberts uses a snap mare on Scott Hall. Tim White counts: 2. Jake Roberts nails Scott Hall with a kneedrop. Jake Roberts stares at the crowd. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tim White counts: 3. Scott Hall uses a powerslam on Jake Roberts. Tim White counts: 4. Scott Hall gives the nWo sign. A small "Scott Hall" chant is being started. Scott Hall nails Jake Roberts with a kneelift. Scott Hall nails Jake Roberts with an elbowsmash. Scott Hall whips Jake Roberts into the guardrail. Tim White counts: 5. Scott Hall knocks Jake Roberts into the ringpost. The crowd is starting to get behind Scott Hall. Tim White counts: 6. Scott Hall hits Jake Roberts with a back suplex. Tim White counts: 7. Scott Hall gives the nWo sign. A small "Scott Hall" chant is being started. Tim White counts: 8. Scott Hall reenters the ring. Jake Roberts follows him back in. Scott Hall takes Jake Roberts down with a punch. Scott Hall executes the Outsider Edge on Jake Roberts. Scott Hall goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Scott Hall executes the Outsider Edge on Jake Roberts. Scott Hall goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. A small "Scott Hall" chant is being started. The winner is Scott Hall. Time of match: 0:04:39

Yeah, so, can you tell us who gave these tips, or what company the media worked for? and I guess it's good for the core of this forum that you didn't find this infuriating news earlier, or else there'd be a meltdown, I suspect. Yeah, there's a reason to be suspicious. But, you know that free media, always for the devil and all that. Care to mention any media outlets that would send reporters to cover a story that their kids are involved in?

Do you have any sources that indicate that the tip was a bomb threat? or do you just wish to use the 'new math' and say "random tip = bomb threat"? But, I guess the random media (which you and the two week old news release didn't identify) are just EEEEEVIL. Eh?

so.. getting a tip to be there = knowing an attack is going to happen.. hmm.. ok so.. where's the part of this article that goes into how the reporters decided to let people die and report it?

Bradshaw could always come down to the ring to 'Real American'

Paul Bearer impregnated Lita, ya know

you know that music means that Bradshaw might be square-dancing, or dancing in general, down to the ring? Bradshaw should take the 'Patriotic' gimmick to new heights by calling Eddy Guerrero a 'communist' and carrying around a framed photograph of George W. Bush

I bet that Candido reforms the Bodydonnas.. maybe with Billy Gunn (if he's healthy).. Skip and Kip! or Candido brings an Wrestling Oompa Loompa gimmick into the WWE

they should bring back Al Wilson to face Rey for the title. And they should never mention that he died over a year and a half ago

JBL can always go for the 'heel Patriot' gimmick.. or, the 'Reich' gimmick I gave him in WWW. *snicker* Word Life

The new Top 10 contenders list.. after the card tonight 10- Rey Misterio Jr 09- John Bradshaw Layfield 08- Ron Harris 07- Scorpio Jr 06- Lex Luger 05- ReBorne 04- Kevin Nash 03- Randy Savage 02- Matthew Morgan 01- Bestia Salvaje WH Champ: X-Pac Big Gold Belt: Triple H WWW HW title: Hulk Hogan How the rankings are determined: by adding the rankings for singles and overall and dividing by two

too late.. Vince Russo is the WWE Crusierweight champion, read the card. on second thought.. I might just 'retire' the WWE Crusierweight title in World's Worst Wrestling (or as Bret Hart calls it 'The WWW')

*points to sig* click the link.. i've solved this WWE Crusierweight title thing

They should just make up a title switch, since they obviously didn't want to have Chavo job the belt before leaving

The falcon has spoken!

If World's Worst Wrestling teaches us anything, it's this.. if you're an illegal immigrant, you can't be deported while holding a pro wrestling title belt. It's in the law, I think.

Does he sign off with "Heil Hitler"? Oh yeah, how will that war on terror end Mr. Bradshaw? no comment and you probably won't be visiting it any time soon

Kane and Matt Hardy star in MY TWO DADS

aren't you supposed to take a home pregnancy test at home?

Wow..who put the Eugene hate stick up your ass. Dinsmore's actually a great wrestler, and is playing the roll well...he can't help the gimmick he's been given, even it's turned out that many love it. Eugene...I mean Nick Dinsmore came up with the idea, because creative had "nothing for him". Granted but I still hate the gimmick, I am looking forward to him turning heel and saying he was faking it though, then I'll be full of Eugene love. how do you explain him being related to Bischoff?

HHH is Eugene's friend, because some of his biggest fans are.. nevermind