Rob E Dangerously

the kid will have Lita's hair and Kane's teeth

The falcon has spoken!

*makes a whip sound* Mattitude Mattisucks now.

Lita really let Kane down there and Tyson Tomko is sporting a tattooed penis look

Kane could have just knocked him out with an enzuigiri

Surrender now.. here's my nominee.. a World's Worst Wrestling classic, Kevin Nash v. El Gigante in a 'Car Match', where you win by stuffing the other person in Ric Flair's car. And also HBK v. Abortionist in a 'Fetus Ladder' match. Michaels won that match, but he lost the 'Cross match' later on. Vince Russo also had two matches with David Arquette. One was a Ladder match, the other was in a steel cage. Both were negative five stars.

http://slate.msn.com/id/2102264/ (they did sorta leave something out about Darsow.. haha haha..) And they didn't mention Volkoff going Lithuanian, or Boris Zhukov. Democracy is bad for business!

Would it soften the blow of the "Evil Arab" gimmick if they note that their country (Saudi Arabia) does help the US in the War on Terror and that if the fans can't appreciate that, they're ignorant? or wealthy Saudi playboys.. that would work. Guys who were sent to the US for college, from wealthy families. Who used that money to be trained by the best. (Maybe that's too Tiger Ali Singh-ish) Nah.. the plans probably have these guys as part of al-Sadr's army. Or they'll rip me off and call them "Team Taliban"

#1 - Jimmy Snuka Jr as a Middle Eastern heel has one problem.. HE LOOKS LIKE JIMMY SNUKA #2 - If Magnus' strength is a pretty boy heel, they could adapt. Either as 'Fifth Column' wrestlers with some sort of Middle Eastern connection.. or Magnus can be a wrestler who comes in as a face from Saudi Arabia, but is such a dick that he has to turn heel. BTW, the Middle Eastern heel stable I have is much better and much lore realistic.. it's 3 Mexicans (Los Taliban), a guy from Michigan (Sabu), The Iron Sheik and somebody under a mask (Sadam)

for those of you unfamilar with Der Baron Rumor is that John Bradshaw Layfield and Baron von Raschke are appealing to the Executive Board to nullify the Hogan title victory and return the belt to Bradshaw

hmm.. I should ripoff this style anyways.. it's controversial enough.. so far

VOTE FOR ME.. please?

[unfortunately, all three of our special guests no-showed] KEVIN NASH (Champion) - 6'11/325lbs - Phoenix, AZ VS. JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD (Challenger) - 6'06/292lbs - Boise, ID (W/ BARON VON RASCHKE) They lock up. Shawn Stasiak comes to ringside. Kevin Nash goes for a punch to the midsection, but John Bradshaw Layfield blocks it. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for a kick to the head, but Kevin Nash blocks it. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield with a kneelift. Kevin Nash kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield punches Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to John Bradshaw Layfield. John Bradshaw Layfield nails Kevin Nash with a back suplex. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for a kick to the head, but Kevin Nash ducks out of the way. Kevin Nash runs into the ropes. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash with a facerake. John Bradshaw Layfield nails Kevin Nash with a bodyslam. John Bradshaw Layfield runs into the ropes. John Bradshaw Layfield misses with a clothesline. Kevin Nash takes John Bradshaw Layfield down with a big boot. Kevin Nash whips John Bradshaw Layfield into the ropes. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield with a kick. Kevin Nash goes for an elbowdrop, but John Bradshaw Layfield rolls out of the way. John Bradshaw Layfield works the crowd. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to John Bradshaw Layfield. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for a kick to the head, but Kevin Nash blocks it. Kevin Nash executes a big boot on John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash nails John Bradshaw Layfield with a big boot. Kevin Nash is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kevin Nash is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kevin Nash works the crowd. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash goes for a backbreaker, but John Bradshaw Layfield blocks it. John Bradshaw Layfield hits a facerake on Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for a bodyslam, but Kevin Nash blocks it. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield with a backbreaker. Kevin Nash runs into the ropes. Shawn Stasiak hits Kevin Nash in the back with a chair. Earl Hebner threatens John Bradshaw Layfield with disqualification. John Bradshaw Layfield takes Kevin Nash down with a facerake. John Bradshaw Layfield takes Kevin Nash down with a facerake. John Bradshaw Layfield chops Kevin Nash. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash takes John Bradshaw Layfield down with a lariat. John Bradshaw Layfield whips Kevin Nash into the ropes, but Kevin Nash reverses it. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash with a kick. John Bradshaw Layfield runs into the ropes. Kevin Nash goes for a roundhouse right, but John Bradshaw Layfield counters it with a punch. John Bradshaw Layfield executes a powerbomb on Kevin Nash. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. John Bradshaw Layfield nails Kevin Nash with a kick to the head. John Bradshaw Layfield executes the Clothesline From Hell on Kevin Nash. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to John Bradshaw Layfield. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for a roundhouse right, but Kevin Nash blocks it. Kevin Nash chops John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kevin Nash kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash chops John Bradshaw Layfield. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield chops Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. John Bradshaw Layfield punches Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. John Bradshaw Layfield executes a kick to the midsection on Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield whips Kevin Nash into the ropes. Kevin Nash takes John Bradshaw Layfield down with a lariat. Kevin Nash takes John Bradshaw Layfield down with a low blow. Shawn Stasiak throws John Bradshaw Layfield the kitchen sink. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash with it and goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash. A portion of the crowd is cheering John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash chops John Bradshaw Layfield. A portion of the crowd is booing Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield takes Kevin Nash down with a facerake. John Bradshaw Layfield uses a snap mare on Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield gets a side headlock on Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash breaks the hold after 13 seconds. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield with a big boot. Kevin Nash whips John Bradshaw Layfield into the ropes. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash with an elbow. John Bradshaw Layfield takes Kevin Nash down with an elbowsmash. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for a snap mare, but Kevin Nash blocks it. Kevin Nash whips John Bradshaw Layfield into the turnbuckle, but John Bradshaw Layfield reverses it. John Bradshaw Layfield runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Kevin Nash moves out of the way. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. A portion of the crowd is booing Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash gives him a bodyslam, but John Bradshaw Layfield only stares at him. Kevin Nash punches John Bradshaw Layfield. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Kevin Nash executes the Jackknife Power Bomb on John Bradshaw Layfield. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash is starting to get more cheers than boos. Kevin Nash kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash executes a kneelift on John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash throws John Bradshaw Layfield out of the ring. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, John Bradshaw Layfield reenters the ring. Kevin Nash hits a kneelift on John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash goes for a forearm smash, but John Bradshaw Layfield blocks it. John Bradshaw Layfield nails Kevin Nash with an elbowsmash. John Bradshaw Layfield kicks Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield is starting to get more cheers than boos. John Bradshaw Layfield kicks Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield is starting to get more cheers than boos. John Bradshaw Layfield punches Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash punches John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. John Bradshaw Layfield chops Kevin Nash. The crowd seems to be rallying behind John Bradshaw Layfield. John Bradshaw Layfield punches Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield kicks Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash. The cheers for John Bradshaw Layfield are drowning out the boos. Kevin Nash punches John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash seemingly enjoys the boos. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield with a side suplex. Kevin Nash uses a vertical suplex on John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash hits a low blow on John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield with a vertical suplex. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash. The boos are resurfacing again. Kevin Nash kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. The boos are resurfacing again. Kevin Nash punches John Bradshaw Layfield. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash. The crowd is wildly cheering John Bradshaw Layfield with only a few scattered boos audible. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. John Bradshaw Layfield chops Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash chops John Bradshaw Layfield. The boos are resurfacing again. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield with a kneelift. Kevin Nash runs into the ropes. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash with a backdrop. Kevin Nash falls out of the ring. John Bradshaw Layfield goes through the ropes. John Bradshaw Layfield whips Kevin Nash into the guardrail. Earl Hebner counts: 1. Earl Hebner counts: 2. John Bradshaw Layfield whips Kevin Nash into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for a snap mare, but Kevin Nash blocks it. Kevin Nash takes John Bradshaw Layfield down with a chop. Kevin Nash knocks John Bradshaw Layfield into the ringpost. Kevin Nash doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Kevin Nash nails John Bradshaw Layfield with a kneelift. Kevin Nash sets up a table. Kevin Nash knocks John Bradshaw Layfield into the ringsteps. Kevin Nash whips John Bradshaw Layfield into the guardrail. Kevin Nash hits a big boot on John Bradshaw Layfield. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kevin Nash nails John Bradshaw Layfield with a stomp. Earl Hebner counts: 3. Kevin Nash whips John Bradshaw Layfield into the guardrail. Earl Hebner counts: 4. They're brawling inside the ring area. Earl Hebner counts: 5. Earl Hebner counts: 6. Kevin Nash whips John Bradshaw Layfield into the guardrail. Kevin Nash executes an elbowsmash on John Bradshaw Layfield. Shawn Stasiak comes from behind and distracts Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield reenters the ring. Kevin Nash follows him back in. John Bradshaw Layfield gives the sign for the Clothesline From Hell. John Bradshaw Layfield executes the Clothesline From Hell on Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash with a snap mare. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for a vertical suplex, but Kevin Nash blocks it. Kevin Nash gives the sign for the Jackknife Power Bomb. Kevin Nash executes the Jackknife Power Bomb on John Bradshaw Layfield. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kevin Nash gives him a kneelift, but John Bradshaw Layfield only stares at him. Kevin Nash hits a roundhouse right on John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash uses a vertical suplex on John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash executes a roundhouse right on John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash throws John Bradshaw Layfield out of the ring. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, John Bradshaw Layfield reenters the ring. Kevin Nash executes a backbreaker on John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kevin Nash takes John Bradshaw Layfield down with a backbreaker. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield with a punch to the midsection. Baron Von Raschke enters the ring and hits Kevin Nash with a chair. John Bradshaw Layfield doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for a vertical suplex, but Kevin Nash reverses it. Kevin Nash nails John Bradshaw Layfield with a kick to the midsection. Kevin Nash executes the Jackknife Power Bomb on John Bradshaw Layfield. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kevin Nash executes a low blow on John Bradshaw Layfield. Kevin Nash chops John Bradshaw Layfield. The boos are resurfacing again. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. The crowd is wildly cheering Kevin Nash with only a few scattered boos audible. Kevin Nash goes for a side suplex, but John Bradshaw Layfield blocks it. John Bradshaw Layfield whips Kevin Nash into the turnbuckle. John Bradshaw Layfield uses a fallaway slam on Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield nails Kevin Nash with a vertical suplex. John Bradshaw Layfield whips Kevin Nash into the ropes. John Bradshaw Layfield hits Kevin Nash with a kick. John Bradshaw Layfield is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for a vertical suplex, but Kevin Nash reverses it. Kevin Nash kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. The crowd is wildly cheering Kevin Nash with only a few scattered boos audible. Kevin Nash hits John Bradshaw Layfield. John Bradshaw Layfield punches Kevin Nash. The boos are resurfacing again. John Bradshaw Layfield punches Kevin Nash. Baron Von Raschke tosses white powder into Kevin Nash's eyes. John Bradshaw Layfield executes the Clothesline From Hell on Kevin Nash. John Bradshaw Layfield doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Kevin Nash complains about a fast count. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. "Time of match: 15 minutes, 16 seconds. Your winner, and new WWW Heavyweight champion.. John Bradshaw Layfield!" Kevin Nash is being helped to the back, when we see Hulk Hogan come out to protest about how the match ended. JBL then gets the mic. JBL - "Hey Hogan, you orange piece of crap! You know I won this belt legally. How about I make my first defense against you, Jackass!" Hogan looks around for approval and then gets into the ring. JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD (Champion) - 6'6/292lbs - Boise, ID (W/ BARON VON RASCHKE) VS. 'HOLLYWOOD' HULK HOGAN (Challenger) - 6'7/275lbs - Venice Beach, CA They lock up. Hulk Hogan hits John Bradshaw Layfield with a facerake. Hulk Hogan kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. Hulk Hogan hits John Bradshaw Layfield. A small "Hulk Hogan" chant is being started. Hulk Hogan kicks John Bradshaw Layfield. Baron von Raschke enters the ring and hits Hulk Hogan with the white powder. Before Baron von Raschke connects, Hulk Hogan moves out of the way. Baron von Raschke hits John Bradshaw Layfield. Hulk Hogan throws Baron von Raschke over the top rope. The crowd is starting to get behind Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan uses a clothesline on John Bradshaw Layfield. Hulk Hogan executes the Big Leg Drop on John Bradshaw Layfield. Hulk Hogan goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. A small "Hulk Hogan" chant is being started. "Time of match: 31 seconds. Your winner, and new WWW Heavyweight Champion, Hulk Hogan!" ["Real American" plays as Hogan gets the belt and we fade to black.] 1BOB-APPROVED MATCH RATINGS: Shaggy/Flair/Jackson-New ICP/Malenko: 3/4* Morgan-Bagwell: DUD ReBorne-Viscera: -**1/2 Lita/Kane-Chyna/Lynn: * Misterio-Stasiak: *1/2 Harrises-Wright/Glacier: 1/4* Hall-Roberts: 1/4* Axis-Duggan/Grunge/Animal: -*3/4 X-Pac-Luger: *** Taliban-Immigrantes: * 1/2 Triple H-Deion: **1/4 {Deion injured his back during this match, he will be out for four cards} Nash-Layfield: -*1/2 Layfield-Hogan: -** [sorry, the fucking thing kept bring up a fucking memory error]

THE AXIS OF EVIL (BESTIA SALVAJE, SABU THE BEHEADER & SADAM) - 723lbs (W/ THE IRON SHEIK) VS. 'HACKSAW' JIM DUGGAN / JOHNNY GRUNGE / ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL - 828lbs (W/ SGT. SLAUGHTER) They lock up. Sabu the Beheader whips Jim Duggan into the ropes. Sabu the Beheader misses with a clothesline. Sabu the Beheader takes Jim Duggan down with a bodyslam. Sabu the Beheader leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sabu the Beheader takes the chair. Sabu the Beheader hits a ropeflip moonsault with the chair on Jim Duggan. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Sabu the Beheader throws Jim Duggan out of the ring. Sabu the Beheader goes through the ropes. Sabu the Beheader hits Jim Duggan with a low blow. Bestia Salvaje comes over to make it two-on-one. Bestia Salvaje goes for a kick to the head, but Jim Duggan blocks it. Johnny Grunge takes Bestia Salvaje down with a back suplex. Johnny Grunge nails Bestia Salvaje with a forearm to the back. Tim White counts: 1. Johnny Grunge hits Bestia Salvaje with a roundhouse right. Johnny Grunge throws Bestia Salvaje back into the ring. Johnny Grunge uses a roundhouse right on Bestia Salvaje. Tim White removes the chair from the ring. Johnny Grunge throws Bestia Salvaje out of the ring. Tim White counts: one, two, three, four, Bestia Salvaje reenters the ring. Johnny Grunge punches Bestia Salvaje. The crowd is starting to get behind Johnny Grunge. Johnny Grunge kicks Bestia Salvaje. Johnny Grunge is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Bestia Salvaje chops Johnny Grunge. Bestia Salvaje is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Bestia Salvaje hits Johnny Grunge. Bestia Salvaje whips Johnny Grunge into the ropes, but Johnny Grunge reverses it. Johnny Grunge executes a kick to the midsection on Bestia Salvaje. Bestia Salvaje hits a chop on Johnny Grunge. Bestia Salvaje nails Johnny Grunge with a facerake. Bestia Salvaje tags out to Sabu the Beheader. Jim Duggan enters the ring and lays out Bestia Salvaje. The crowd is cheering on Jim Duggan. Jim Duggan leaves the ring. Johnny Grunge throws Sabu the Beheader out of the ring. Johnny Grunge goes through the ropes. Johnny Grunge uses a lariat on Sabu the Beheader. Tim White counts: 1. Johnny Grunge whips Sabu the Beheader into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Johnny Grunge whips Sabu the Beheader into the guardrail. Tim White counts: 2. Johnny Grunge sets up a table. Johnny Grunge sets up Sabu the Beheader on the table. Johnny Grunge executes a legdrop through the table. The table didn't break. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tim White counts: 3. Johnny Grunge waves his hands in the air. Johnny Grunge is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Johnny Grunge executes a bodyslam on Sabu the Beheader. Jim Duggan comes over to make it two-on-one. Bestia Salvaje comes over and lays out Jim Duggan. Bestia Salvaje is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Bestia Salvaje uses a kick to the head on Johnny Grunge. Sabu the Beheader goes for a flying lariat, but Johnny Grunge ducks out of the way. Iron Sheik comes from behind and distracts Johnny Grunge. Sabu the Beheader is handed a barbed wire-covered brick. Sabu the Beheader hits him with the barbed wire-covered brick. Quite a few boos are audible. Sabu the Beheader hits him with a barbed wire-covered brick. Sabu the Beheader throws Johnny Grunge back into the ring. Sabu the Beheader executes a vertical suplex on Johnny Grunge. Sabu the Beheader locks Johnny Grunge in an armbar submission. Johnny Grunge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Sabu the Beheader chops Johnny Grunge. Sabu the Beheader hits Johnny Grunge. A fan at ringside badmouths Sabu the Beheader. Sabu the Beheader goes for an armbar submission, but Johnny Grunge blocks it. Johnny Grunge executes the Spinebuster Slam on Sabu the Beheader. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Johnny Grunge goes for a bodyslam, but Sabu the Beheader counters it with a facerake. Sabu the Beheader goes for a flying clothesline, but Johnny Grunge ducks out of the way. Animal enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Johnny Grunge and Animal whip Sabu the Beheader into the ropes. Johnny Grunge and Animal hit Sabu the Beheader with a double chop. Animal leaves the ring. Johnny Grunge whips Sabu the Beheader into the ropes, but Sabu the Beheader reverses it. Johnny Grunge executes a lariat on Sabu the Beheader. Johnny Grunge goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Sabu the Beheader counters it with a side suplex. Sabu the Beheader points to the ceiling. Sabu the Beheader is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Sabu the Beheader executes the Triple Jump Moonsault on Johnny Grunge. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Sabu the Beheader executes a legdrop on Johnny Grunge. Sabu the Beheader goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Johnny Grunge side-steps and Sabu the Beheader only hits air. Johnny Grunge hits a DDT on Sabu the Beheader. Johnny Grunge is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Johnny Grunge is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Johnny Grunge throws Sabu the Beheader out of the ring. Johnny Grunge goes through the ropes. Tim White counts: 1. Johnny Grunge knocks Sabu the Beheader into the ringpost. Johnny Grunge is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Johnny Grunge is handed a baseball bat. Johnny Grunge hits him with the baseball bat. Johnny Grunge is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Johnny Grunge executes a bodyslam on Sabu the Beheader. Tim White counts: 2. Johnny Grunge knocks Sabu the Beheader into the ringsteps. Johnny Grunge chokes him with a baseball bat. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tim White counts: 3. Johnny Grunge sets up Sabu the Beheader on the table. Johnny Grunge executes a legdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Johnny Grunge whips Sabu the Beheader into the guardrail. Johnny Grunge hits Sabu the Beheader with a kick to the midsection. Tim White counts: 4. Johnny Grunge is handed a trash can lid. Johnny Grunge takes a swing at Sabu the Beheader with the trash can lid, but he gets out of the way. Sabu the Beheader snatches the trash can lid from him. Sabu the Beheader hits him with the trash can lid. Sabu the Beheader sets up Johnny Grunge on the table. Sabu the Beheader executes a back suplex through the table. The table didn't break. Sabu the Beheader is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Sabu the Beheader reenters the ring. Johnny Grunge follows him back in. Johnny Grunge brings the table into the ring. Johnny Grunge uses a facebite on Sabu the Beheader. Johnny Grunge executes a forearm to the back on Sabu the Beheader. Johnny Grunge tags out to Animal. Animal and Johnny Grunge whip Sabu the Beheader into the ropes. They hit Sabu the Beheader with a double clothesline. Johnny Grunge leaves the ring. Animal takes Sabu the Beheader down with a dropkick. A small "Animal" chant is being started. Animal uses a Gorilla Press on Sabu the Beheader. Animal is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Iron Sheik enters the ring and hits Animal with the cane. Before Iron Sheik connects, Animal moves out of the way. Iron Sheik hits Sabu the Beheader. Animal throws Iron Sheik over the top rope. Animal goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Animal hits a bodyslam on Sabu the Beheader. Animal executes a vertical suplex on Sabu the Beheader. Animal tags out to Johnny Grunge. Johnny Grunge and Animal whip Sabu the Beheader into the ropes. They hit Sabu the Beheader with a double backdrop. Animal hits a clothesline on Sabu the Beheader. Johnny Grunge takes Sabu the Beheader down with a back suplex. Animal leaves the ring. Johnny Grunge whips Sabu the Beheader into the ropes. Johnny Grunge misses with a shoulderblock. Sabu the Beheader misses with a clothesline. Sabu the Beheader hits a flying clothesline on Johnny Grunge. Sabu the Beheader is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Sabu the Beheader nails Johnny Grunge with a back suplex. Sabu the Beheader sets up Johnny Grunge on the table. Sabu the Beheader executes a back suplex through the table. The table didn't break. Sabu the Beheader throws Johnny Grunge out of the ring. Tim White counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Johnny Grunge reenters the ring. Sabu the Beheader executes an Asai leg lariat on Johnny Grunge. Sabu the Beheader whips Johnny Grunge into the turnbuckle. Johnny Grunge comes back, but is met with a clothesline. Sabu the Beheader hits an Asai leg lariat on Johnny Grunge. Sabu the Beheader hits Johnny Grunge with a springboard legdrop. Sabu the Beheader leaves the ring. He returns with the thumbtacks. Bestia Salvaje enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Bestia Salvaje goes for a kick to the head, but Johnny Grunge ducks out of the way. Bestia Salvaje leaves the ring. Johnny Grunge takes Sabu the Beheader down with a headbutt. Johnny Grunge sets up Sabu the Beheader on the table. Johnny Grunge tries to drive Sabu the Beheader through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it. Sabu the Beheader whips Johnny Grunge into the turnbuckle. Sabu the Beheader runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Johnny Grunge moves out of the way. Johnny Grunge executes the Spinebuster Slam on Sabu the Beheader. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Johnny Grunge nails Sabu the Beheader with a facerake. Johnny Grunge sets up Sabu the Beheader on the table. Johnny Grunge executes a back suplex through the table. The table didn't break. Johnny Grunge has the crowd going wild. Johnny Grunge goes for a snap suplex, but Sabu the Beheader counters it with a small package. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Sabu the Beheader hits him with the thumbtacks. Tim White throws the thumbtacks out of the ring. Sabu the Beheader executes the Triple Jump Moonsault on Johnny Grunge. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Bestia Salvaje enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Bestia Salvaje goes for a spinebuster slam, but Johnny Grunge counters it with a kneelift. Bestia Salvaje rolls out of the ring. Johnny Grunge whips Sabu the Beheader into the ropes, but Sabu the Beheader reverses it. Johnny Grunge hits Sabu the Beheader with a clothesline. Sabu the Beheader falls out of the ring. Tim White counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Sabu the Beheader reenters the ring. Johnny Grunge nails Sabu the Beheader with a snap suplex. Johnny Grunge waves his hands in the air. Johnny Grunge has the crowd going wild. Johnny Grunge catches Sabu the Beheader in a chokehold. Tim White warns Johnny Grunge to let go. Tim White counts: One, two, three, four. Johnny Grunge sets up Sabu the Beheader on the table. Johnny Grunge tries to drive Sabu the Beheader through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it. Sabu the Beheader takes Johnny Grunge down with a kick to the head. Sabu the Beheader whips Johnny Grunge into the ropes. Sabu the Beheader misses with a clothesline. Johnny Grunge hits Sabu the Beheader with a clothesline. Johnny Grunge takes Sabu the Beheader down with a punch. Johnny Grunge tags out to Jim Duggan. Jim Duggan and Johnny Grunge whip Sabu the Beheader into the ropes. They hit Sabu the Beheader with a double elbowsmash. Sadam enters the ring and lays out Johnny Grunge. Sabu the Beheader and Sadam whip Jim Duggan into the ropes. They hit Jim Duggan with a double backdrop. Sadam leaves the ring. Sabu the Beheader hits a piledriver on Jim Duggan. Sabu the Beheader executes the Triple Jump Moonsault on Jim Duggan. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Numerous fans are using Sabu the Beheader for target practice. "Time of match: 11 minutes, 19 seconds. Your winners are The Axis of Evil." X-PAC - 5'10/187lbs - Minneapolis, MN VS. 'THE TOTAL PACKAGE' LEX LUGER - 6'04/273lbs - Chicago, IL (W/ TRIPLE H) They lock up. Lex Luger goes for a bodyslam, but X-Pac counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. X-Pac complains about a slow count. X-Pac goes for a dropkick, but Lex Luger side-steps and X-Pac only hits air. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Lex Luger gives the nWo Wolfpack sign. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Lex Luger uses a knee to the back on X-Pac. Lex Luger is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Lex Luger whips X-Pac into the ropes. Lex Luger hits X-Pac with an elbow. Lex Luger gives the nWo Wolfpack sign. The crowd is booing Lex Luger. Lex Luger runs into the ropes. Lex Luger hits X-Pac with a shoulderblock. Lex Luger hits X-Pac with a powerslam. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Lex Luger nails X-Pac with a kick to the midsection. Lex Luger goes for a powerslam, but X-Pac counters it with a lariat. X-Pac executes a spinwheel kick on Lex Luger. X-Pac runs into the ropes. X-Pac hits Lex Luger with a shoulderblock. X-Pac nails Lex Luger with a spinwheel kick. X-Pac executes a legdrop on Lex Luger. X-Pac uses a flying bodypress on Lex Luger. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. X-Pac does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!". A small "X-Pac" chant is being started. X-Pac hits Lex Luger with a spin kick. The crowd is starting to get behind X-Pac. X-Pac whips Lex Luger into the ropes. Lex Luger hits X-Pac with a shoulderblock. Lex Luger nails X-Pac with a back suplex. Lex Luger is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... Lex Luger executes a clothesline on X-Pac. Lex Luger is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Lex Luger goes for a vertical suplex, but X-Pac counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. X-Pac kicks Lex Luger. The crowd is starting to get behind X-Pac. X-Pac kicks Lex Luger. The crowd is starting to get behind X-Pac. X-Pac punches Lex Luger. A small "X-Pac" chant is being started. Lex Luger hits X-Pac. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. X-Pac chops Lex Luger. X-Pac chops Lex Luger. X-Pac is getting a good reaction from the crowd. X-Pac hits a forearm to the back on Lex Luger. X-Pac runs into the ropes. Lex Luger hits X-Pac with a kick. Lex Luger gives the nWo Wolfpack sign. The crowd is booing Lex Luger. Lex Luger hits X-Pac with a kick to the midsection. Lex Luger uses a kick to the midsection on X-Pac. Lex Luger whips X-Pac into the ropes. Lex Luger hits X-Pac with a clothesline. Lex Luger hits a kick to the midsection on X-Pac. Lex Luger goes for a side suplex, but X-Pac blocks it. X-Pac executes a dropkick on Lex Luger. X-Pac goes for a punch, but Lex Luger blocks it. Lex Luger whips X-Pac into the turnbuckle. Lex Luger charges into the corner. Lex Luger goes for a powerslam, but X-Pac counters it with a high cross body. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. X-Pac hits Lex Luger with a forearm to the back. Lex Luger whips X-Pac into the ropes, but X-Pac reverses it. Lex Luger goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but X-Pac counters it with a crucifix. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... X-Pac goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Lex Luger blocks it. Lex Luger whips X-Pac into the ropes, but X-Pac reverses it. Lex Luger uses a clothesline on X-Pac. Lex Luger goes for a punch, but X-Pac blocks it. X-Pac hits a forearm smash on Lex Luger. X-Pac executes a dropkick on Lex Luger. X-Pac whips Lex Luger into the ropes, but Lex Luger reverses it. X-Pac misses with a kick. Lex Luger uses a kick to the midsection on X-Pac. Lex Luger goes for a back suplex, but X-Pac flips over. X-Pac goes for a spinning heel kick, but Lex Luger blocks it. Lex Luger uses a back suplex on X-Pac. Lex Luger hits a powerslam on X-Pac. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Lex Luger executes the Torture Rack on X-Pac. X-Pac breaks the hold after 11 seconds. X-Pac executes a series of kicks to the head on Lex Luger. The crowd is really behind X-Pac. X-Pac executes a forearm to the back on Lex Luger. X-Pac takes Lex Luger down with a slap. X-Pac goes for a flying dropkick, but Lex Luger ducks out of the way. Lex Luger hits a punch on X-Pac. Lex Luger uses a forearm smash on X-Pac. Lex Luger throws X-Pac out of the ring. Lex Luger goes through the ropes. Earl Hebner counts: 1. Lex Luger hits a hiptoss on X-Pac. Earl Hebner counts: 2. Lex Luger hits X-Pac with a back suplex. Earl Hebner counts: 3. Lex Luger reenters the ring. X-Pac follows him back in. Lex Luger goes for a punch, but X-Pac blocks it. X-Pac hits a slap on Lex Luger. X-Pac hits a flying dropkick on Lex Luger. X-Pac executes the X-Factor on Lex Luger. X-Pac goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. X-Pac goes for a punch, but Lex Luger blocks it. Lex Luger hits an inverted atomic drop on X-Pac. Lex Luger goes for a back suplex, but X-Pac flips over. X-Pac nails Lex Luger with a spin kick. X-Pac goes for a spinwheel kick, but Lex Luger ducks out of the way. X-Pac does the Bronco Buster. He goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. X-Pac hits Lex Luger with a spinning heel kick. X-Pac executes a kick to the thigh on Lex Luger. X-Pac nails Lex Luger with a dropkick. X-Pac whips Lex Luger into the turnbuckle, but Lex Luger reverses it. Lex Luger runs shoulder-first into the corner. Lex Luger chops X-Pac. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Lex Luger punches X-Pac. Lex Luger hits X-Pac. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. X-Pac chops Lex Luger. X-Pac has the crowd going wild. X-Pac punches Lex Luger. The crowd is going crazy. X-Pac hits Lex Luger. The crowd is going crazy. Lex Luger punches X-Pac. X-Pac hits Lex Luger. Lex Luger kicks X-Pac. Lex Luger uses a hiptoss on X-Pac. Lex Luger executes a powerslam on X-Pac. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Lex Luger executes the Torture Rack on X-Pac. X-Pac is valiantly trying to break the hold. X-Pac is writhing in pain. Earl Hebner tells X-Pac to respond or he'll stop the fight. X-Pac nods. Earl Hebner asks X-Pac if he's still there. X-Pac nods. X-Pac breaks the hold after 30 seconds. X-Pac goes for a hiptoss, but Lex Luger counters it with a lariat. Lex Luger is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Lex Luger gives the nWo Wolfpack sign. Lex Luger is being booed out of the building. Lex Luger goes for a backdrop, but X-Pac blocks it. X-Pac runs into the ropes. X-Pac goes for a spinning heel kick, but Lex Luger blocks it. Lex Luger hits X-Pac with an inverted atomic drop. Lex Luger nails X-Pac with a hiptoss. Lex Luger hits an inverted atomic drop on X-Pac. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Lex Luger runs into the ropes. Lex Luger hits X-Pac with a kick. Lex Luger whips X-Pac into the ropes, but X-Pac reverses it. Lex Luger hits the Running Forearm Smash on X-Pac. Lex Luger executes the Torture Rack on X-Pac. X-Pac reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Lex Luger goes for a back suplex, but X-Pac blocks it. X-Pac executes the X-Factor on Lex Luger. X-Pac goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. X-Pac takes Lex Luger down with a dropkick. X-Pac whips Lex Luger into the turnbuckle. X-Pac runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Lex Luger moves out of the way. Lex Luger goes for a vertical suplex, but X-Pac reverses it. X-Pac uses a spinwheel kick on Lex Luger. X-Pac is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... X-Pac executes a slap on Lex Luger. X-Pac hits a legdrop on Lex Luger. X-Pac goes for a slap, but Lex Luger blocks it. Lex Luger uses a forearm smash on X-Pac. Lex Luger chops X-Pac. Lex Luger is being booed out of the building. Lex Luger punches X-Pac. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. X-Pac chops Lex Luger. The crowd is going crazy. X-Pac punches Lex Luger. X-Pac has the crowd going wild. X-Pac takes Lex Luger down with a bodyslam. X-Pac throws Lex Luger out of the ring. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Lex Luger reenters the ring. X-Pac hits a spinning heel kick on Lex Luger. X-Pac hits Lex Luger with a Northern Lights suplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... X-Pac hits Lex Luger with a flying dropkick. X-Pac has the crowd going wild. X-Pac hits Lex Luger with a flying bodypress. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. X-Pac throws Lex Luger out of the ring. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Lex Luger reenters the ring. X-Pac chops Lex Luger. The crowd is going crazy. X-Pac hits Lex Luger. X-Pac hits Lex Luger. Triple H enters the ring with the Western Hemisphere title belt and hits X-Pac, but before he connects, X-Pac moves out the way and hits Lex Luger. X-Pac throws Triple H over the top rope. X-Pac executes the X-Factor on Lex Luger. X-Pac goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy. "Time of match: 15 minutes, 10 seconds. Your winner, and new WWW Western Hemisphere champion, X-Pac!" TEAM TALIBAN (EMILIO CHARLES JR. & SCORPIO JR.) - 514lbs - Afghanistan (W/ THE IRON SHEIK) VS. LOS IMMIGRANTES (EL DANDY & SILVER KING) - 453lbs - Mexico They lock up. Silver King begs off. Emilio Charles Jr. hits a Frankensteiner on Silver King. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Emilio Charles Jr. executes a short clothesline on Silver King. Emilio Charles Jr. locks Silver King in a Canadian backbreaker. Silver King is struggling to reach the ropes. Silver King reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Silver King begs off. Emilio Charles Jr. goes for a side suplex, but Silver King blocks it. Silver King nails Emilio Charles Jr. with a forearm to the back. Silver King whips Emilio Charles Jr. into the ropes. Emilio Charles Jr. hits Silver King with a kick. Silver King begs off. Emilio Charles Jr. uses a punch on Silver King. Emilio Charles Jr. executes a flying dropkick on Silver King. Silver King begs off. Emilio Charles Jr. tags out to Scorpio Jr.. Scorpio Jr. hits a vertical suplex on Silver King. Scorpio Jr. punches Silver King. A portion of the crowd is booing Scorpio Jr.. Scorpio Jr. kicks Silver King. Silver King hits Scorpio Jr.. A portion of the crowd is cheering Silver King. Scorpio Jr. hits Silver King. Scorpio Jr. uses an eye gouge on Silver King. Scorpio Jr. executes an eye gouge on Silver King. Scorpio Jr. hits a fist to the midsection on Silver King. Scorpio Jr. nails Silver King with an elbowsmash. Silver King begs off. Scorpio Jr. uses a backbreaker on Silver King. Scorpio Jr. slaps his chest and yells at the crowd. Scorpio Jr. is starting to get more cheers than boos. Scorpio Jr. throws Silver King out of the ring. Scorpio Jr. goes through the ropes. Emilio Charles Jr. comes over to make it two-on-one. El Dandy comes over and lays out Emilio Charles Jr.. El Dandy goes for a clothesline, but Scorpio Jr. counters it with a Gorilla Press. Earl Hebner counts: 1. Scorpio Jr. whips Silver King into the guardrail. Earl Hebner counts: 2. Iron Sheik comes from behind, but Silver King nails Iron Sheik. Scorpio Jr. whips Silver King into the guardrail. Scorpio Jr. knocks Silver King into the ringsteps. Earl Hebner counts: 3. Scorpio Jr. goes for a stomp, but Silver King rolls out of the way. Earl Hebner counts: 4. Silver King whips Scorpio Jr. into the guardrail. Silver King takes Scorpio Jr. down with a spinning backbreaker. Iron Sheik comes from behind, but Silver King nails Iron Sheik. Scorpio Jr. whips Silver King into the guardrail. Scorpio Jr. goes for a facebite, but Silver King blocks it. Earl Hebner counts: 5. Earl Hebner counts: 6. Silver King knocks Scorpio Jr. into the ringpost. Silver King whips Scorpio Jr. into the guardrail. Earl Hebner counts: 7. Earl Hebner counts: 8. Silver King whips Scorpio Jr. into the guardrail. Silver King goes for a slap, but Scorpio Jr. blocks it. Earl Hebner counts: 9. Emilio Charles Jr. comes over to make it two-on-one. El Dandy comes over and lays out Emilio Charles Jr.. A portion of the crowd is cheering El Dandy. Silver King and El Dandy hit Scorpio Jr. with a double powerbomb. Earl Hebner counts: 10. Silver King whips Scorpio Jr. into the guardrail. Silver King goes for a snap suplex, but Scorpio Jr. counters it with a vertical suplex. Scorpio Jr. sets up a table. Scorpio Jr. goes for a back suplex, but Silver King turns in mid-air and lands on him. Silver King takes Scorpio Jr. down with a hiptoss. Silver King whips Scorpio Jr. into the guardrail. Silver King nails Scorpio Jr. with a somersault senton. Iron Sheik comes from behind and distracts Silver King. Scorpio Jr. takes Silver King down with an eye gouge. Scorpio Jr. reenters the ring. Silver King follows him back in. Scorpio Jr. gives the sign for the Power Bomb. Scorpio Jr. executes the Power Bomb on Silver King. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... Scorpio Jr. whips Silver King into the ropes. Scorpio Jr. misses with a clothesline. Scorpio Jr. hits Silver King with a shoulderblock. Scorpio Jr. is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Emilio Charles Jr. enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Emilio Charles Jr. executes a clothesline on Silver King. Scorpio Jr. goes for a back suplex, but Silver King flips over. Emilio Charles Jr. leaves the ring. Silver King executes a short clothesline on Scorpio Jr.. A portion of the crowd is booing Silver King. Silver King executes the Airplane Spin on Scorpio Jr.. Silver King goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... Silver King takes Scorpio Jr. down with a snap suplex. Silver King tags out to El Dandy. Silver King executes a savate kick on Scorpio Jr.. El Dandy goes for a full nelson, but Scorpio Jr. blocks it. Silver King leaves the ring. Scorpio Jr. goes for a choke slam, but El Dandy counters it with an elbowsmash. El Dandy hits a single-leg takedown on Scorpio Jr.. El Dandy executes the Dandina Cradle on Scorpio Jr.. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. El Dandy runs into the ropes. Iron Sheik trips El Dandy. Earl Hebner threatens Team Taliban with disqualification. Earl Hebner warns Iron Sheik. Earl Hebner is back on the job. El Dandy nails Scorpio Jr. with a double-axhandle chop. El Dandy goes for a monkey flip, but Scorpio Jr. blocks it. Scorpio Jr. hits an elbowsmash on El Dandy. Scorpio Jr. goes for a facebite, but El Dandy counters it with a kneelift. El Dandy locks Scorpio Jr. in an armbar submission. Scorpio Jr. is valiantly trying to break the hold. Scorpio Jr. breaks the hold after 7 seconds. Scorpio Jr. takes El Dandy down with an elbowsmash. Scorpio Jr. tags out to Emilio Charles Jr.. Silver King enters the ring and lays out Scorpio Jr.. El Dandy and Silver King whip Emilio Charles Jr. into the ropes. They attempt to hit Emilio Charles Jr. with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Emilio Charles Jr. hits them with a double clothesline. Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr. hit El Dandy with a double back suplex. Silver King leaves the ring. Emilio Charles Jr. goes for a bodyslam, but El Dandy blocks it. El Dandy hits a single-leg takedown on Emilio Charles Jr.. Silver King enters the ring. El Dandy and Silver King hit Emilio Charles Jr. with the Gate of Opportunity. El Dandy goes for the pin. A portion of the crowd is booing El Dandy. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Emilio Charles Jr. tags out to Scorpio Jr.. Scorpio Jr. nails El Dandy with an elbowsmash. Scorpio Jr. takes El Dandy down with a spinebuster slam. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Scorpio Jr. slaps his chest and yells at the crowd. Scorpio Jr. is starting to get more cheers than boos. El Dandy begs off. Scorpio Jr. executes the Power Bomb on El Dandy. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Scorpio Jr. is starting to get more cheers than boos. "Time of match: 9 minutes, 10 seconds. Your winners, and still WWW Tag Team champions, Team Taliban!" 'NEON' DEION SANDERS (Champion) - 6'1/200lbs - Fort Myers, FL VS. 'THE GAME' TRIPLE H (Challenger) - 6'4/272lbs - Greenwich, CT (W/ LEX LUGER) They lock up. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the ropes, but Triple H reverses it. Triple H hits Deion Sanders with a kick. Deion Sanders begs off. Triple H hits Deion Sanders with a spinebuster. Quite a few boos are audible. Triple H executes a punch on Deion Sanders. Triple H takes Deion Sanders down with a spinebuster. Triple H whips Deion Sanders into the ropes. Triple H locks Deion Sanders in an abdominal stretch. Deion Sanders reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Triple H goes for a high knee, but Deion Sanders side-steps and Triple H only hits air. Deion Sanders hits a punch to the face on Triple H. Deion Sanders goes for a kick to the midsection, but Triple H blocks it. Deion Sanders begs off. Triple H nails Deion Sanders with a clothesline. Triple H goes for a punch, but Deion Sanders blocks it. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the ropes. Triple H goes for a clothesline, but Deion Sanders ducks out of the way. Deion Sanders nails Triple H with a punch. Deion Sanders goes for a punch, but Triple H blocks it. Triple H takes Deion Sanders down with a series of punches. Triple H kicks Deion Sanders. Quite a few boos are audible. Triple H kicks Deion Sanders. Quite a few boos are audible. Triple H chops Deion Sanders. Quite a few boos are audible. Triple H hits a kneelift on Deion Sanders. Triple H uses a punch on Deion Sanders. Triple H executes a backbreaker on Deion Sanders. Triple H executes a kneelift on Deion Sanders. Triple H takes Deion Sanders down with a punch. Triple H gets a side headlock on Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Deion Sanders begs off. Triple H goes for a punch, but Deion Sanders reverses it. Deion Sanders nails Triple H with a punch. Deion Sanders executes a vertical suplex on Triple H. Deion Sanders throws Triple H out of the ring. Deion Sanders goes through the ropes. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a double-axhandle to the back. Tim White counts: 1. Tim White counts: 2. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a slap. Deion Sanders throws Triple H back into the ring. Deion Sanders is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Deion Sanders hits a series of slaps on Triple H. Triple H goes for a DDT, but Deion Sanders counters it with a low blow. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the turnbuckle, but Triple H reverses it. Triple H runs shoulder-first into the corner. Triple H punches Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. A small "Deion Sanders" chant is being started. Triple H chops Deion Sanders. A fan at ringside badmouths Triple H. Triple H punches Deion Sanders. Triple H goes for a forearm to the back, but Deion Sanders side-steps and Triple H only hits air. Deion Sanders executes a splash on Triple H. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a punch to the face. Deion Sanders smiles to the crowd. The crowd is cheering on Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the ropes. Triple H misses with a clothesline. Deion Sanders nails Triple H with an armdrag takedown. Deion Sanders runs into the ropes. Triple H hits Deion Sanders with a high knee. Triple H whips Deion Sanders into the ropes. Triple H hits Deion Sanders with an elbow. Triple H goes for a punch, but Deion Sanders blocks it. Deion Sanders chops Triple H. Deion Sanders chops Triple H. Deion Sanders chops Triple H. The crowd is cheering on Deion Sanders. Triple H punches Deion Sanders. Triple H is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Triple H kicks Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders hits Triple H. Deion Sanders is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. The crowd is really behind Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the ropes. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a shoulderblock. Deion Sanders uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Triple H. Deion Sanders nails Triple H with a splash. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Deion Sanders goes for a kick to the midsection, but Triple H blocks it. Triple H chops Deion Sanders. Triple H kicks Deion Sanders. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Deion Sanders hits Triple H. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the turnbuckle, but Triple H reverses it. Triple H hits a vertical suplex on Deion Sanders. Triple H gives the sign for the Pedigree. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Deion Sanders. Triple H goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Triple H uses a reverse neckbreaker on Deion Sanders. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Triple H works the crowd. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Triple H takes Deion Sanders down with an elbowdrop. Triple H throws Deion Sanders out of the ring. Tim White counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Deion Sanders reenters the ring. Deion Sanders begs off. Triple H hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Deion Sanders. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Deion Sanders begs off. Triple H executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Deion Sanders. Triple H throws Deion Sanders out of the ring. Triple H goes for a baseball slide, but Deion Sanders moves out of the way. Triple H is out cold. The chants for Deion Sanders are deafening. The crowd is behind Deion Sanders all the way. Deion Sanders knocks Triple H into the ringsteps. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the guardrail. Deion Sanders hits a vertical suplex on Triple H. Tim White counts: 1. Deion Sanders takes Triple H down with a vertical suplex. Tim White counts: 2. Deion Sanders knocks Triple H into the ringsteps. Tim White counts: 3. Tim White counts: 4. Deion Sanders reenters the ring. Triple H follows him back in. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. Deion Sanders hits Triple H. The chants for Deion Sanders are deafening. Deion Sanders hits Triple H. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. Deion Sanders kicks Triple H. Triple H hits Deion Sanders. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Triple H chops Deion Sanders. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Triple H kicks Deion Sanders. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Deion Sanders kicks Triple H. The crowd is behind Deion Sanders all the way. Deion Sanders executes the Prime Time Stunner on Triple H. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Deion Sanders nails Triple H with a knee to the midsection. Deion Sanders goes for a jab, but Triple H blocks it. Triple H goes for an abdominal stretch, but Deion Sanders counters it with an elbowsmash. Deion Sanders hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Triple H. Deion Sanders executes a bodyslam on Triple H. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a jab. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a double-axhandle chop. Deion Sanders nails Triple H with an elbowdrop. Deion Sanders nails Triple H with an elbowdrop. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the ropes, but Triple H reverses it. Triple H nails Deion Sanders with a punch. Triple H hits Deion Sanders. Triple H hits Deion Sanders. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. Deion Sanders chops Triple H. Triple H kicks Deion Sanders. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Triple H runs into the ropes. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with an armdrag takedown. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a double-axhandle chop. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a double-axhandle to the back. Deion Sanders goes for a superkick, but Triple H ducks out of the way. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Deion Sanders. Triple H goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Triple H gets a choke against the ropes on Deion Sanders. Tim White warns Triple H to let go. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Deion Sanders begs off. Triple H hits a kick to the midsection on Deion Sanders. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Deion Sanders. Triple H goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Triple H nails Deion Sanders with a punch. Triple H executes a vertical suplex on Deion Sanders. Triple H gets a chokehold on Deion Sanders. Tim White warns Triple H to let go. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Triple H hits Deion Sanders. Triple H is being booed out of the building. Deion Sanders chops Triple H. The crowd erupts. Deion Sanders kicks Triple H. The crowd is giving Deion Sanders a standing ovation. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a knee to the midsection. Deion Sanders takes Triple H down with a series of punches. Deion Sanders smiles to the crowd. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Deion Sanders goes for an armdrag takedown, but Triple H blocks it. Triple H executes a knee to the face on Deion Sanders. Triple H executes a punch on Deion Sanders. Triple H hits Deion Sanders. Triple H is being booed out of the building. Triple H chops Deion Sanders. Triple H is being booed out of the building. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. The crowd is giving Deion Sanders a standing ovation. Deion Sanders executes the Prime Time Stunner on Triple H. The crowd is giving Deion Sanders a standing ovation. Deion Sanders goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a kick to the midsection. Deion Sanders executes the Prime Time Stunner on Triple H. The crowd is giving Deion Sanders a standing ovation. Deion Sanders goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Deion Sanders goes for a jab, but Triple H blocks it. Triple H gets a choke against the ropes on Deion Sanders. Tim White warns Triple H to let go. Tim White counts: One, two, three, four. Tim White counts: One, two, three, four. Triple H nails Deion Sanders with a backbreaker. Triple H is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Triple H goes for a back elbow, but Deion Sanders ducks out of the way. Deion Sanders takes Triple H down with a kick to the midsection. Deion Sanders executes the Prime Time Stunner on Triple H. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Deion Sanders nails Triple H with a punch. Deion Sanders executes a superkick on Triple H. Deion Sanders is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Deion Sanders catches Triple H in a spinning toe hold. Triple H is struggling to reach the ropes. Triple H is valiantly trying to break the hold. Triple H tries to fight the pain. Triple H reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds. Deion Sanders hits a knee to the midsection on Triple H. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the ropes. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a shoulderblock. Deion Sanders hits a vertical suplex on Triple H. Deion Sanders takes Triple H down with a double-axhandle to the back. Deion Sanders smiles to the crowd. The crowd is giving Deion Sanders a standing ovation. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a flying axhandle. The crowd is giving Deion Sanders a standing ovation. Deion Sanders nails Triple H with a splash. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the ropes, but Triple H reverses it. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a shoulderblock. Deion Sanders is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the ropes. Triple H goes for a clothesline, but Deion Sanders ducks out of the way. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a flying axhandle. The crowd erupts. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a splash. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Deion Sanders goes for a superkick, but Triple H ducks out of the way. Triple H gives the sign for the Pedigree. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Deion Sanders. Triple H is being booed out of the building. Triple H goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Triple H hits a backbreaker on Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders begs off. Triple H takes Deion Sanders down with a series of stomps. Triple H uses a clothesline on Deion Sanders. Triple H executes a vertical suplex on Deion Sanders. Triple H nails Deion Sanders with a punch. Triple H uses a punch on Deion Sanders. Triple H executes a kneelift on Deion Sanders. Triple H gets a side headlock on Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Triple H uses an elbowsmash on Deion Sanders. Triple H kicks Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders kicks Triple H. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. Deion Sanders hits Triple H. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders executes the Prime Time Stunner on Triple H. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Deion Sanders goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the ropes. Deion Sanders misses with a clothesline. Triple H misses with a shoulderblock. Deion Sanders misses with an elbow. Deion Sanders hits a double-axhandle chop on Triple H. Deion Sanders hits Triple H. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Deion Sanders chops Triple H. Deion Sanders hits Triple H. The crowd is giving Deion Sanders a standing ovation. Triple H hits Deion Sanders. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Deion Sanders chops Triple H. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders nails Triple H with a knee to the midsection. Deion Sanders executes a kick to the midsection on Triple H. Deion Sanders executes the Prime Time Stunner on Triple H. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. The bell rings. The time limit has expired. Tim White lets the match continue. Deion Sanders uses a chop on Triple H. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. The crowd is giving Deion Sanders a standing ovation. Deion Sanders kicks Triple H. Triple H hits Deion Sanders. Triple H is being booed out of the building. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. Deion Sanders chops Triple H. Triple H punches Deion Sanders. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Deion Sanders hits Triple H. The crowd is giving Deion Sanders a standing ovation. Triple H hits Deion Sanders. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Deion Sanders kicks Triple H. The crowd erupts. Deion Sanders goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Triple H counters it with a facerake. Triple H uses a series of punches on Deion Sanders. Triple H takes Deion Sanders down with an elbowsmash. Triple H goes for a choke against the ropes, but Deion Sanders blocks it. Deion Sanders hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Triple H. Deion Sanders executes a jab on Triple H. Deion Sanders goes for a punch, but Triple H reverses it. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Deion Sanders. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Triple H goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Triple H uses a punch on Deion Sanders. Triple H whips Deion Sanders into the ropes, but Deion Sanders reverses it. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a shoulderblock. Deion Sanders goes for a punch to the face, but Triple H blocks it. Triple H uses a forearm to the back on Deion Sanders. Triple H executes a backbreaker on Deion Sanders. Triple H hits Deion Sanders with a vertical suplex. Triple H goes for a punch, but Deion Sanders reverses it. Deion Sanders punches Triple H. The crowd is giving Deion Sanders a standing ovation. Deion Sanders hits Triple H. Deion Sanders goes for a three point stance, but Triple H counters it with an eye gouge. Deion Sanders begs off. Triple H hits Deion Sanders with a low blow. Triple H executes a punch on Deion Sanders. Triple H hits Deion Sanders. Triple H punches Deion Sanders. Triple H is being booed out of the building. Triple H throws Deion Sanders out of the ring. Tim White counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Deion Sanders reenters the ring. Triple H uses a kick to the midsection on Deion Sanders. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Deion Sanders. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Triple H goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Triple H goes for an abdominal stretch, but Deion Sanders counters it with an elbowsmash. Deion Sanders runs into the ropes. Deion Sanders misses with an elbow. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a clothesline. Triple H falls out of the ring. Deion Sanders goes through the ropes. Deion Sanders knocks Triple H into the ringpost. Deion Sanders whips Triple H into the guardrail. Deion Sanders takes Triple H down with a knee to the midsection. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a vertical suplex. Tim White counts: 1. Deion Sanders takes Triple H down with a flying axhandle. Tim White counts: 2. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a flying axhandle. Deion Sanders knocks Triple H into the ringpost. Deion Sanders reenters the ring. Triple H follows him back in. Deion Sanders executes the Prime Time Stunner on Triple H. Deion Sanders goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with a superkick. The crowd erupts. Deion Sanders hits Triple H with an elbowdrop. Deion Sanders hits a double-axhandle to the back on Triple H. Deion Sanders uses a double-axhandle to the back on Triple H. Deion Sanders hits a flying axhandle on Triple H. The crowd erupts. Deion Sanders is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Deion Sanders runs into the ropes. Deion Sanders misses with a shoulderblock. Triple H misses with a shoulderblock. Deion Sanders takes Triple H down with a clothesline. Deion Sanders nails Triple H with a belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders goes for a kick to the midsection, but Triple H blocks it. Triple H punches Deion Sanders. Triple H kicks Deion Sanders. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Triple H chops Deion Sanders. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Deion Sanders chops Triple H. Lex Luger enters the ring. Leon Lett enters the ring. Leon Lett collides with Deion Sanders by accident and Triple H throws him over the top rope Triple H executes the Pedigree on Deion Sanders. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Triple H goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. "Time of match: 26 minutes, 33 seconds. Your winner, AND NEW HOLDER OF THE BIG GOLD BELT IS TRIPLE H" BATTLE OF THE BANDS: RANDY 'MACHO MAN' SAVAGE - 6'3/248lbs - Sarasota, FL VS. 'HOLLYWOOD' HULK HOGAN - 6'7/275lbs - Venice Beach, CA [Macho Man Randy Savage comes down to the ring with his backup singers] ["Voodoo Chile" plays as Hulk Hogan and the Hulk Hogan Wrestling Boot Band come down to the ring] Macho Man - "OOH YEAH! HIT IT!" [Music starts] [Macho Man holds his hands up to the boos of the fans as Hogan prepares to start his song] Todd Pettingill - Ok fans.. who won this.. was it Macho Man? [boos from the crowd] Todd Pettingill - Or the Hulkster? [Cheers] [but then the Macho Man attacks Hogan from behind and a brawl breaks out, which is broken up by security]

and Jamie Foxx can play Blair

*hits the bump and grind suplex on Hoff* *puts Hoff in the Patterson Deathlock*

Fuck off!

Pull on his goatee and run!

Tyler, that's why I don't let Mike put his lips anywhere on my head. Fool.

So... will we hear "The Brits are appeasing terror" as the ruling party is being voted down?

Let me tell you this.. Team Chokensault has the most elite tag team out there! Rob E. Dangerously/The Mike South Carolina The Left/Right Connection! As for the rest of you.. i'm sure you all suck in your own little ways. Let me tell you this, Team Chokensault has EugeneMark, who is our little Yakov. And let me tell you this, EugeneMark is smart, compared to alot of you out there. Oh yeah!

[We cut to the back where Kevin Nash is entering the arena.] "TONIGHT! NASH! STASIAK! WATCH IT!" [We see all the clips and we see the title of the show 'Superstars of WWW'] Sexual Harris-ment and JBL come out and declare themselves to be 'The Fourth Reich of Sports Entertainment'. They then introduce their manager, Der Baron Fritz von Raschke. Und das ist all der people need to knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Backstage, The Church of Sports Entertainment is beating Bunny senseless, leaving Bobby the Rookie on his own. Handicap-Match: The Church of Sports Entertainment defeated Bobby the Rookie when Morgan pinned Rookie after the Sports Entertainment Finish in 0:03:57. Rating: * 1/4 Bobby the Rookie challenges Matt Morgan to a match, and renames himself back to his old name 'Buff Bagwell' Alex Wright and Glacier challenge the Reich to a match, promising a third partner. Juggalo Jackson redubs himself as 'Jackson' Viscera pinned Jackson with the Big Splash in 0:05:23. Rating: -** ReBorne pinned Mo with the Redemption Suplex in 0:06:02. Rating: -* 1/4 After the match, Viscera and ReBorne confront each other. And security breaks it up. David Flair Classic renames himself as 'Ric Flair', pledges to unleash a beating on the New ICP The New Insane Clown Posse defeated Shaggy 2 Dope and Ric Flair when David Flair made Ric Flair submit to the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:09:51. Rating: 1/4* Macho Man Randy Savage issues a formal challenge for Hulk Hogan to face him in a 'Battle of the Bands' contest at 'Bad June Rising' Randy Savage pinned Mike Awesome with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:07:36. Rating: * 3/4 Los Immigrantes and Animal defeated Team Taliban (Bestia Salvaje, Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr.) when Dandy pinned Charles Jr. after the Gate of Opportunity in 0:01:45. Rating: 1/2* Jim Duggan pledges to beat on Sadam, and he says 'Ho' too Sadam declares his intentions of defeating Jim Duggan Jim Duggan nails Sadam with an elbowsmash. Jim Duggan uses a bodyslam on Sadam. Sadam begs off. Jim Duggan executes the Old Glory on Sadam. Jim Duggan is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jim Duggan goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, Iron Sheik puts Sadam's foot on the rope. Tim White disqualifies Sadam. The crowd is cheering on Jim Duggan. The winner is Jim Duggan. Time of match: 0:02:15 Jim Duggan defeated Sadam by disqualification in 0:02:15. Rating: -**** 1/4 [the worst match in WWW history] After the match, the Axis of Evil gets into a brawl with the Coalition. And Sgt. Slaughter runs out to back up the Coalition. Kane pledges to finish off Jerry Lynn tonight, and Chyna on Sunday Chyna decided to start attacking Lita during our next match, distracting Kane long enough for the finish Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict pinned Kane with the Piledriver in 0:04:40. Rating: * 1/4 Lex Luger made Rob Van Dam submit to the Torture Rack in 0:04:41. Rating: *** [the best match in WWW history] X-Pac pinned Jake Roberts with the X-Factor in 0:03:57. Rating: * 3/4 After the match, Lex Luger runs down to the ring and KOs X-Pac with a running forearm. Backstage, the Macho Man has a phonecall, which he puts on speakerphone. "Hey Mach, brah, I accept the challenge. See you on Sunday. WHAT CHA GONNA DO WHEN THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS DESTROY YOU?!?" Meanwhile, the third man is Ivan Putski. Who is old and Polish. POLISH POWER! Ivan Putski uses a flying axhandle on John Bradshaw Layfield. Ivan Putski is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Baron Von Raschke puts John Bradshaw Layfield's foot on the rope. Ivan Putski whips John Bradshaw Layfield into the ropes, but John Bradshaw Layfield reverses it. John Bradshaw Layfield executes the Clothesline From Hell on Ivan Putski. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. A fan at ringside badmouths John Bradshaw Layfield. The winners are The Reich. Time of match: 0:01:28 The Reich (Don Harris, John Bradshaw Layfield and Ron Harris) defeated Alex Wright, Glacier and Ivan Putski when JBL pinned I. Putski with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:01:28. Rating: 1/4* Jake Roberts comes down to ringside with a sack, and he lets a snake out to crawl around ringside during our next match Triple H pinned Scott Hall with the Pedigree in 0:05:23. Rating: * 3/4 After the match, Jake Roberts lays the snake on Scott Hall. Hilarity ensues. Voodoo Booker T pledges to unleash his powers on Deion. Meanwhile, Deion is Deion, and he's dressed well Deion Sanders pinned Booker T with the Prime Time Stunner in 0:02:42. Rating: 1/2* (Deion Sanders retained the Big Gold Belt.) After the match, Triple H is seen applauding. Deion takes the mic and announces that he has a buddy who will keep Lex Luger from interfering, former Dallas Cowboy Leon Lett! Shawn Stasiak has the information he needs to beat Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash declares that he'll finish off 'Nazi Bradshaw' at the PPV. Kevin Nash pinned Shawn Stasiak with the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:05:12. Rating: -1/4* (Kevin Nash retained the WWW Heavyweight title.) After the match, the Reich runs down to the ring and starts to beat on Kevin Nash, leading Vince Russo out to make an announcement. "Layfield, Nash, this Sunday.. I got some changes to make.. because you too are out of control, there will be a special ring announcer, his name is former Information minister Baghdad Bob!" [boos] "and a special timekeeper.. Andre 'Bad Moon' Rison" [scattered applause] "and a ringside enforcer.." ["Berzerker" plays and The Berzerker walks out.] Berzerker - "HUSS! HUSS!" Russo - "This sunday, keep it legal, OR ELSE!"

Wait, Choken One is my leader now?

Sounds like the guy to team with Rikishi.

Cross-Promotion.. yeah.. Ha Ha