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[We cut to the back where we see Vince Russo walking though the back] "Ok, we got some changes.. numba one.. no more Zombies.. numba two.. battle royal, 20 men, for a shot at Triple Atch tonight" [Russo stops.] Russo - "It's you" [We pan out to see that Goldberg is there] Goldberg - "Yeah" Russo - "What do you want?" Goldberg - "Give me a match with Bradshaw. For his number one contendership" *snort* Russo - "Well, you'll get it" [Russo smiles and walks off and we fade to the enterance.] "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Dance and the stuff and all of that" "Fast as a normal cat" "Presented with some class" "WWW! IS A THORN.. IN YOUR ASS!" "TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!" [Triple H and Lex Luger walk down to the ring. Water is spit.] Triple H - "Sting-uh, last week, I don't know if it was you, or somebody else, but I was attacked. Sting-uh, you might be an old man, but you can be honest with me. Tell me if you attacked me. Sting-uh, one day, you will have to be a man and admit if you attacked me. But, until then, I will wait, for the day which I will kill you" [Triple H smiles] Triple H - "But now, Vince Rooso, thinks he can make me defend my belt? well, Vince, because I love to crush people, I will defend it against that man and I will crush him!" [Promo was abridged] Glacier made Don Harris submit to the Oriental Spike in 0:02:54. Rating: * Meanwhile in the back, Kevin Nash re-dubs Brian Christopher as 'Lil Sexy' No-Countout-No-DQ-20-Man Royal Rumble: Deion Sanders won a 20-man Royal Rumble: x Kane and Jerry Lynn - Sex Addict started out. x Shawn Stasiak entered at 0:01:00 x David Flair Classic entered at 0:02:00 x Lynn threw out Meat after spinning headscissors in 0:02:01 x Lynn threw out Kane in 0:02:10 x Flair defeated Lynn after the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:02:50 x Bob Backlund entered at 0:03:00 x Flair threw out Backlund in 0:03:17 x Scott Hall entered at 0:04:00 x Iron Sheik entered at 0:05:00 x Brian Christopher entered at 0:06:00 x Hall defeated Iron Sheik after a gutwrench suplex in 0:06:33 x Sylvan Grenier entered at 0:07:00 x Flair defeated Hall after the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:07:12 x Bunny entered at 0:08:00 x Christopher threw out Flair after a double-axhandle chop in 0:08:52 x Juggalo Jackson entered at 0:09:00 x Bobby the Rookie entered at 0:10:00 x Dean Malenko entered at 0:11:00 x Prince Iaukea entered at 0:12:00 x Christopher threw out Jackson in 0:12:45 x Deion Sanders entered at 0:13:00 x Tatanka entered at 0:14:00 x Iaukea defeated D. Malenko after the Northern Lights Suplex in 0:14:23 x Maven entered at 0:15:00 x Bodydonna Skip entered at 0:16:00 x Christopher defeated Iaukea after a backslide in 0:16:35 x Viscera entered at 0:17:00 x Snakecharmer entered at 0:18:00 x Rookie threw out Skip after a flying dropkick in 0:19:36 x Snakecharmer threw out Rookie after a punch in 0:20:22 x Viscera threw out Bunny after a facerake in 0:21:40 x Viscera defeated Christopher after the Big Splash in 0:23:13 x S. Grenier defeated Maven in 0:25:05 x D. Sanders defeated Snakecharmer after the Prime Time Stunner in 0:26:35 x D. Sanders defeated S. Grenier after the Prime Time Stunner in 0:29:21 x D. Sanders threw out Tatanka in 0:29:50 x D. Sanders threw out Viscera in 0:33:01 Rating: 1/4* We get the revelation from Matthew Morgan and Ed Ferrara, "The Church of Sports Entertainment" Meanwhile, Deion Sanders and Triple H cross paths in the back. Triple H - "Deion, this isn't the NFL" Matthew Morgan pinned Cochese with the Choke Slam in 0:02:53. Rating: -1/2* The Abortionist executes the 'Alley Way Special'. The Abortionist seemingly enjoys the boos. He goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The Abortionist seemingly enjoys the boos. The winner is The Abortionist. Time of match: 0:04:06 The Abortionist pinned Todd with his special move in 0:04:06. Rating: 3/4* Los Immigrantes defeated The New Insane Clown Posse when Dandy pinned Violent J with the Dandina Cradle in 0:08:45. Rating: -1/4* After the match, Shaggy 2 Dope made his return and in-between profanities, he condemned the New ICP. The New ICP and Dean Malenko then attacked, and then Ric Flair and Juggalo Jackson ran down to make the save. Jake Roberts pinned Jim Duggan with the DDT in 0:01:37. Rating: -**** Scott Hall then came down to the ring and got into a brawl with Jake Roberts X-Pac pinned Jerry Flynn with the X-Factor in 0:05:00. Rating: * 3/4 After the match, Jerry Lynn and Chyna ran down to the ring to attack X-Pac, but Kane came down for the save. Lex Luger made Animal submit to the Torture Rack in 0:06:53. Rating: -* Rob Van Dam pinned ReBorne with the Five Star Frog Splash in 0:02:42. Rating: * 1/2 Viscera and ReBorne had words for each other after the match The Axis of Evil (Bestia Salvaje and Sabu the Beheader) defeated American Dragon and American Kickboxer when B. Salvaje pinned A. Kickboxer with the Power Bomb in 0:03:10. Rating: 3/4* Ron Harris pinned Alex Wright with the Big Boot in 0:02:34. Rating: 1/4* Meanwhile in the back, we see Matthew Morgan talking to Cochese about "The Church of Sports Entertainment" Johnny Grunge defeated Sadam by disqualification in 0:02:49 Rating: -* 1/2 After the match: The Axis of Evil and 'The Coalition' (Los Immigrantes, Duggan, Grunge and Animal) got into a brawl Bill Goldberg goes for a spear, but John Bradshaw Layfield rolls out of the way. John Bradshaw Layfield executes the Clothesline From Hell on Bill Goldberg. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. John Bradshaw Layfield is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The winner is John Bradshaw Layfield. Time of match: 0:07:49 John Bradshaw Layfield pinned Bill Goldberg with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:07:49. Rating: -* 1/2 With the help of JBL, we have new Tag Champs Team Taliban (Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr.) defeated Kevin Nash and Rey Misterio Jr. when Charles Jr. pinned Misterio Jr. with the Frog Splash in 0:07:29. Rating: -1/2* (Team Taliban (Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr.) won the WWW Tag Team titles.) After the match, Layfield KOed Nash with a Clothesline from Hell. Deion Sanders is confident that he'll beat Triple H. Deion Sanders executes the Prime Time Stunner on Triple H. A small "Deion Sanders" chant is being started. Deion Sanders goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. The crowd is starting to get behind Deion Sanders. The winner is Deion Sanders. Time of match: 0:04:56 Deion Sanders pinned Triple H with the Prime Time Stunner in 0:04:56. Rating: DUD (Deion Sanders won the Big Gold Belt.)

Man.. HBK is the heel here #1 - he attacks a guy with no provocation to get his opponent DQed #2 - he attacks the referee #3 - he punches a guy #4 - he runs into HHH's skybox

the one, the only.. Deion Sanders DEION~!

i'm in the draft

I'm older than the Royals first round pick

and the Royals have picked.. a HS third-baseman who projects to be a DH two left handed pitchers who throw around 85mph You know.. there has to be a way to get Allard Baird out of KC.. anybody want him?

he could be waving to the fans for all we know!

would we all have a part in the movie?

so, anybody ever see these gimmicks down in CMLL? I think 'Saddam' (or Sadam) was Scorpio Jr. And Scorpio/Emilio/Bestia were the Taliban trio. All I've heard about Los Talibanes (The Taliban) is that they were attacked in the streets by Negro Casas and then they had a few weeks of vignettes looking for their camels in Mexico City for photographic reference, here's the three guys using that gimmick: http://www.highspots.com/arena/pic/bestiasalvaje99.jpg http://www.highspots.com/arena/pic/emilio2001.jpg http://www.highspots.com/arena/pic/scorpioguapo2000.jpg (I'd guess the other two were not blondes for that gimmick)

[We fade to the back where we see John Bradshaw Layfield getting out of a white limo (white? hhhmmmm). Bradshaw is confronted by Sexual Harris-ment.] Ron or Don Harris - We heard what you did in Germany. The other one - and we're proud of you. John Bradshaw Layfield - Um.. thanks The first one - It's about time we had more Nazis in the industry John Bradshaw Layfield - Let me tell you this, I wouldn't have been good enough to start a revolution in a beer hall, I would be a bit preoccupied. Ok guys, cya. [Layfield walks off, nervously smiling as we cut to the arena] "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Dance and the stuff and all of that" "Fast as a normal cat" "Presented with some class" "WWW! IS A THORN.. IN YOUR ASS!" -- tonight's card: -- Triple H has threatening words for Sting and Scott Hall. -- Meanwhile, the Abortionist gets ready in the back Barry Horowitz executes the Horowitz Roll-Up on The Abortionist. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Barry Horowitz goes for a bodyslam, but The Abortionist blocks it. The Abortionist executes the Infanticide on Barry Horowitz. Barry Horowitz is writhing in pain. Barry Horowitz submits after 10 seconds. The cheers for The Abortionist are drowning out the boos. The winner is The Abortionist. Time of match: 0:05:49 The Abortionist made Barry Horowitz submit to the Infanticide in 0:05:49. Rating: -3/4* Rob Van Dam. Dood. They lock up. Rob Van Dam hits a forward rolling fallaway slam on I Robot. Rob Van Dam is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Rob Van Dam goes for a springboard moonsault, but I Robot rolls out of the way. I Robot flexes his muscles. I Robot is starting to get under the crowd's skin. I Robot puts Rob Van Dam in a bearhug. Rob Van Dam reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. I Robot runs into the ropes. I Robot uses a clothesline on Rob Van Dam. I Robot goes for a powerslam, but Rob Van Dam counters it with a lariat. The crowd is cheering on Rob Van Dam. In turn, I Robot counters it with a duck-down move. I Robot goes for a power bomb, but Rob Van Dam counters it with a rana. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd is really behind Rob Van Dam. The winner is Rob Van Dam. Time of match: 0:00:50 Rob Van Dam pinned I Robot after a rana in 0:00:50. Rating: -1/4* Meanwhile, the Robot is met in the back by some men. Jake Roberts is quite stoic and all that about Cochese, the title and Scott Hall Jake Roberts pinned Cochese with the DDT in 0:01:58. Rating: * 1/4 Jerry Lynn ran down to the ring during the match, hitting Kane with a chair and allowing for Jerry Flynn to beat Kane. Jerry Flynn pinned Kane after a savate kick in 0:08:44. Rating: * 3/4 The Axis of Evil vows to finish off Animal. Animal pinned Sabu the Beheader after a power bomb in 0:04:39. Rating: -1/2* Scott Hall takes a survey, and we're here to see the nWo. Lex Luger made Scott Hall submit to the torture rack in 0:04:13. Rating: 1/4* Then, after that.. the lights go out and a creepy voice invites Triple H to the rafters to try and find Sting. Sexual Harris-ment congratulates John Bradshaw Layfield on his awakening. X-Pac pinned Ron Harris with the X-Factor in 0:06:29. Rating: 3/4* After the match, Both Harris brothers beat on X-Pac, Kane tries to come down, but is stopped by Jerry Lynn and Chyna. Glacier runs in, and gets his ass kicked. Alex Wright comes out, and evens the odds and forces the Harris twins out of the ring. He then does the penis dance. ReBorne pinned Todd after a DDT in 0:00:34. Rating: * After the match, Sir Mo runs out and ReBorne beats him silly. Jim Duggan pinned Bestia Salvaje with the Old Glory in 0:06:55. Rating: -**** Post match: Team Taliban beats Jim Duggan like a mule. Dean Malenko is Dean Malenko now. Yep. Dean Malenko pinned Juggalo Jackson after a Northern Lights suplex in 0:05:25. Rating: * 3/4 The New Insane Clown Posse beats up on Juggalo Jackson after the match, and we find out that Dean Malenko is their new 'instructor' SADAM IS HERE, and he's mad too Sadam pinned Paul London with the Power Bomb in 0:05:02. Rating: 1/2* Number-One-Contenders-Match: Team Taliban (Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr.) defeated Los Immigrantes when Scorpio Jr. pinned S. King after a spinebuster slam in 0:12:29. Rating: * 1/4 Next show: Team Taliban gets to face Kevin Nash and Rey Mysterio Jr YOUR WESTERN HEMISPHERE TITLE TOURNAMENT BRACKETS! Elimination Match: John Bradshaw Layfield, Shawn Stasiak and Jake Roberts beat The Outsiders and Rey Misterio Jr. 3 falls to 2: x JBL beat Misterio Jr. via the Clothesline From Hell in 0:02:35 x J. Roberts beat Hall via the DDT in 0:09:51 x Nash beat J. Roberts via the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:11:46 x Nash beat Stasiak via the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:20:28 x JBL beat Nash via the Clothesline From Hell in 0:23:07 Survivors: John Bradshaw Layfield Rating: 1/2* After the match, we get confirmation that WWW 'Bad June Rising' will feature Kevin Nash defending his WWW title against John Bradshaw Layfield Meanwhile, Triple H is in the rafters, then the lights go out, and when they come back on, Triple H is out cold.

and in retaliation, Bradshaw will turn their damn country into a parking lot

Meanwhile in World's Worst Wrestling.. we'll see what develops with Bradshaw.

It doesn't fit that a business man would love the Nazis? check your history. As for Bradshaw/Alex Wright.. Summerslam, the blowoff match.. Abu Ghraib I-Quit match If Bradshaw wins, Alex Wright is tied to the ropes and has to watch Bradshaw do the Nazi salute If Alex Wright wins, Bradshaw is tied to the ropes and Alex Wright does the penis dance disturbingly close to him

maybe this will inspire a John Bradshaw Layfield/Alex Wright feud

this just fucking cracked me up.. Oh man.. what's the worst that could happen with this concept?

Well, World's Worst Wrestling just got a new gimmick. Ha Ha.

Show 5 news: Item #1: It'll be the start of a 14 man tournament for the WWW Western Hemisphere Title. Two wrestlers get byes into the second round 6 matches on show 5 4 matches on show 6 2 matches on show 7 and the final match on the PPV #2 - Macho Man Randy Savage has a challenge for Hulk Hogan #3 - Sadam will make his wrestling debut #4 - The Abortionist will make his return to the ring

"TIME TO PLAY THE GAME" [Triple H walks down to the ring escorted by four men holding framed pictures of Triple H. He enters the ring and grabs the microphone.] "STING-UH.. you have alot of explaining to do. You have-un incurred my wrath. For last week when I was-uh wrestling Jim Neidhart. You dared to come out of your pit of dispair." *DRAMATIC PAUSE* "Sting-uh, don't think that what you're doing isn't based on a deep-seated jealousy of me. You see, I am the Game-uh, and I rescued sports entertainment." "Sting-uh, under your watch, sports entertainment was stagnant and boring. Men in boring outfits wrestled in front of kids at the Disney studios. I rescued this business from extinction." "I can see why you are jealous. Sting, all you ever did was hoot and holler. And that got you nowhere Sting. Then you were surplanted and you brooded off like a girl, crying for 18 months. Sting, I was not impressed by your cramps." "Sting-uh, you have never been a superstar like I have. In fact, you have appeared at Wrestlemania fewer times than novelty acts like Hillbilly Jim or Rob Van Dam. Sting, if you don't appear at Wrestlemania, you ain't shit" "Sting-uh, I'm willing to face you at any time so I can send you off to the rest home, because you are an old man. Sting-uh, you are the past. And the past must be disposed of to make room for the future." "In fact Sting-uh, I heard about a friend of yours who was having financial problems. Since you're drawing social security, I figured I should help him out. Come on out Lex Luger!" ["The Lex Luger Theme Song" plays as Lex Luger walks down to the ring in a tanktop and pants. Lex poses.] Triple H - "Lex Luger will be my personal assistant. He will recieve a living wage for this duty and he will wrestle. Vince Russo and the Executive Committee can't fire Lex Luger, only I can fire him. He is my employee-uh. Lex, tell these fans what i've done for you." Lex Luger - "Okay.. now.. Triple H.. has provided me with Stacker2.. and now I can do this again" [Lex takes off his shirt and does that weird bicep jiggling thing] Lex Luger - "Sting.. he never gave me a job.. Sting.. you're just in it for your God.. when.. in fact.. Triple H is God Almighty. I am convinced of this. It is Triple H's will that brought.. me back to wrestling. Thank you Triple H." Triple H - "My son, you are welcome. Sting-uh, I could-uh strike you down at any time.. but.. instead.. I will allow you to face me.. and then I will destroy you. For I AM THE GAME-UH!" [Cut to commercial as Triple H and Lex Luger walk off] The new buddy of the New Insane Clown Posse is Juggalo Jackson (formerly 'La French Poodle' and 'Sean O'Haire'). Juggalo Army! Bobby the Rookie, Bunny and Cochese defeated The New Insane Clown Posse and Juggalo Jackson when Rookie pinned Jackson with the Buff Blockbuster in 0:03:08. Rating: DUD But the clowns and the cops got into a post-match brawl.. and then.. "Wolfpack is back with the Mass Destruction" [Kevin Nash walks out showing signs of pregnancy. Nash gets to the ring and clears it of the brawling wrestlers.] "Eh yo.. I've decided that I will make history tonight, I will give birth to my partner. Layfield, Stasiak. You guys must think you're regular Milton Berles for what you did to me. But, rest assured, I will dispose of you both. Layfield, you want a shot at my belt? Well, stop getting me thrown in jail and you can have a shot at it." "LOOK AT MAH TEETH!" [bradshaw and Stasiak walk out.] John B. Layfield - "NASH! YOU PANSYASSED BITCH! I WILL KICK YOUR COMMIE ASS!" Kevin Nash - "Calm down there Hawk" Shawn Stasiak - "Nash, I got some more information on you" Kevin Nash - "It should be more interesting than your gimmick, Meat.." Shawn Stasiak - "Calm down Oz.. this information tells me that you, Kevin Nash, aided in the smuggling of an illegal immigrant in early 1996" John B. Layfield - "IF I WAS THERE, I WOULD HAVE CLOTHESLINED YOU TO HELL!" Kevin Nash - "I did alot of weird stuff back then.. so?" Shawn Stasiak - "That's a crime Kevin" John B. Layfield - "A CRIME! YOU JACKASS!" Kevin Nash - "So?" Shawn Stasiak - "That man was Rey Mysterio Jr" Kevin Nash - "Shawn, that's true. That was one time I elevated young talent, and it was over a fence." Shawn Stasiak - "Kevin, I also have info which links you to the Las Vegas Mafia" Kevin Nash - "Hey.. that was kayfabe" John B. Layfield - "NASH! JUST GET TO GIVING BIRTH, YOU FAT COW!" Kevin Nash - "Hey guys.. this might be a coincidence, but.. look behind you while I pop this kid out" "WHO'S THAT GUY FLYING THE SKY" [Rey Mysterio Jr. pops out of the enterence way, but John Bradshaw Layfield knocks him out cold with a clothesline from hell. Stasiak and Layfield flee as Kevin Nash walks fastly towards them.] Jerry Flynn apologizes for his behavior and pledges to undertake a fair match. Jerry Flynn made Al Snow submit to the Cross-Armbreaker in 0:02:57. Rating: * 1/2 Flynn snaps again, beating Snow senseless with his own mannequin head. Flynn leaves the head at ringside and leaves. Meanwhile in the back, we find Kane out cold on the floor. La French Guys dance around and sing. Vince Russo comes out before the match: "Ecks-Pack, it's unfortunate that your partnah is unable to compete, so I got a partnah for you.. Glaciah!" Glacier comes out as the Snow Machine is in full force. Glacier and X-Pac defeated La French Guys when Glacier made S. Grenier submit to the Oriental Spike in 0:03:40. Rating: * 1/2 (Kane no-showed.) Robot Matt Morgan has one task, beating RVD. RVD is all like 'dood' I Robot tries to climb the ladder. I Robot is on his way up. I Robot is half-way up. I Robot is almost on top of the ladder. I Robot is in grabbing distance. I Robot has retrieved the baggie of Marijuana. I Robot is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The winner is I Robot. Time of match: 0:05:23 Ladder Match: I Robot defeated Rob Van Dam in 0:05:26. Rating: ** Team Taliban pledges that they will stone Duggan and Grunge to death tonight. Team Taliban (Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr.) defeated Johnny Grunge and Jim Duggan when Scorpio Jr. pinned Grunge with the Power Bomb in 0:05:34. Rating: -** 1/2 After the match, Charles breaks the 2x4 over Jim Duggan's head, drawing blood. Rey Mysterio Jr is recovering in the back. Doink the Clown is now 'ReBorne'. And he's pissed at Viscera for Survivor Series 1993. Viscera just decided to choke the life out of ReBorne while yelling at him. In the process, he injured himself. ReBorne defeated Viscera by disqualification in 0:01:06. Viscera suffered an elbow injury. He will be out for approximately 1 card. Rating: -** 3/4 Triple H and Lex Luger get mad at Jeff Hardy for not bowing down to Triple H. Hardy will now face Lex Luger. Bestia of Team Taliban makes his pledge to pummell Algernon Algernon declares that his intelligence will beat fanaticism. Bestia Salvaje pinned Algernon after a flying bodypress in 0:03:06. Rating: ** 1/2 Jake the Snake reveals his disciple, The Snakecharmer (formerly Reese or Big Ron Studd) Scott Hall takes a survey, the fans came here to see the NWO. Jake Roberts throws Snakecharmer a trash can lid. Snakecharmer hits Scott Hall with it and goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. A fan at ringside badmouths Snakecharmer. The winner is Snakecharmer. Time of match: 0:07:34 Snakecharmer pinned Scott Hall after hitting him with a trash can lid in 0:07:34. Rating: -* 1/4 The Iron Sheik declares that Sabu the Beheader will torture Animal and give him 'a taste of his own dirty medicine' Sabu the Beheader whips Animal into the guardrail. Sabu the Beheader sets up a table. Sabu the Beheader nails Animal with a piledriver. Sabu the Beheader throws Animal back into the ring. Sabu the Beheader brings the table into the ring. Sabu the Beheader points to the ceiling. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Sabu the Beheader sets up Animal on the table. Sabu the Beheader executes a slingshot legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Sabu the Beheader executes the Triple Jump Moonsault on Animal. Sabu the Beheader catches Animal in an armbar submission. Sabu the Beheader picks up the mannequin head and hits Animal with it repeatedly. Animal is writhing in pain. Animal passes after 11 seconds. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The winner is The Beheader. Time of match: 0:11:51 [Abu Ghraib Match]: I-Quit Match: Sabu the Beheader made Animal submit to an armbar submission in 0:11:51. Rating: -3/4* After the match, the Axis of Evil comes out beat on Animal, but then Duggan and Grunge come out, and they hold their own, but when the tide turns, El Dandy and Silver King run out from the crowd to drive the Axis of Evil away. Meanwhile we find that El Dandy and Silver King have married Americans, meaning they can stay in the country. Zombie Tatanka isn't any more interesting than regular Tatanka. Zombie Tatanka pinned Barry Horowitz with the End of the Trail in 0:03:35. Rating: * 1/2 After the match, The Abortionist runs into the ring and attacks Barry Horowitz with his bedpan. Lex Luger made Jeff Hardy submit to the Torture Rack in 0:04:41. Rating: 1/2* The lights go out after the match, and when they come back on, there's a black bat laying in the ring. Triple H picks the bat up and uses it to beat Jeff Hardy's face in. The lights go out again and we see Sting's face on the WWW-Tron. Layfield and Stasiak pledge to deport Kevin Nash to Mexico with Rey Mysterio Jr. Rey is feeling better. Thanks for asking. Shawn Stasiak takes Kevin Nash down with a power bomb. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Stasiak complains about a slow count. Kevin Nash executes an inside cradle on Shawn Stasiak. James Beard counts: One, two, John Bradshaw Layfield makes the save. Shawn Stasiak takes Kevin Nash down with a hiptoss. Shawn Stasiak takes Kevin Nash down with an eye gouge. John Bradshaw Layfield enters the ring to make it two-on-one. John Bradshaw Layfield leaves the ring. Shawn Stasiak goes for a piledriver, but Kevin Nash counters it with a backdrop. Kevin Nash executes the Jackknife Power Bomb on Shawn Stasiak. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The cheers for Kevin Nash are drowning out the boos. The winners are Kevin Nash and Rey Misterio Jr.. Time of match: 0:07:22 Kevin Nash and Rey Misterio Jr. defeated Shawn Stasiak and John Bradshaw Layfield when Nash pinned Stasiak with the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:07:22. Rating: 1/2* (Kevin Nash and Rey Misterio Jr. won the WWW Tag Team titles.) But after the match, Layfield lays out Nash and Mysterio with Clotheslines from Hell. Scott Hall runs down the entry way, but Jake Roberts ambushes him. Layfield then takes the WWW Heavyweight title and holds it up as we fade to the backstage area, where we see Vince Russo. "Next show.. main event.. Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Rey Mysterio Jr will take on Jake Roberts, Shawn Stasiak and John Bradshaw Layfield"

I still insist that my avatar is the best, even if i've used it for an eternity. Ha.

which Chicago paper is the evil one again? I forget.. I think the Tribune is the one that makes you subscribe

the guy he flipped off is Mr. Ted Sampley. Sampley also suggested that John McCain was a KGB agent and he's considered a bit out there. Is there anything that tells you that he's not lying again?

The Abortionist sorta went 'underground'. But the quality of World's Worst Wrestling DVDs rocks. Disc #1 is "Kevin Nash - Big Sexy, the Giant Killer"

Recieved in the mail from a fancam Location: Saitama, Japan This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Fetus on a pole match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Schnellimbiß, Germany... Weighing in at 305 pounds... "Cannibal crossing the Alps" Herrkannibale His opponent... Hailing from Planned Parenthood... Weighing in at 265 pounds... The Abortionist They lock up. The Abortionist puts Herrkannibale in a full nelson. Herrkannibale is valiantly trying to break the hold. Herrkannibale is struggling to reach the ropes. Herrkannibale is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Abortionist lets go after 13 seconds. The Abortionist runs into the ropes. The Abortionist misses with a kick. Herrkannibale goes for a hiptoss, but The Abortionist counters it with a facerake. The Abortionist throws Herrkannibale out of the ring. The Abortionist goes through the ropes. The crowd is booing The Abortionist. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Abortionist executes a thrust kick to the head on Herrkannibale. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Herrkannibale goes for a back suplex, but The Abortionist counters it with a bulldog. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Abortionist gives him a neck snap, but Herrkannibale doesn't budge. The Abortionist hits him with the cup of coffee. The crowd is booing The Abortionist. The Abortionist whips Herrkannibale into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Herrkannibale grabs the cup of coffee from him. Herrkannibale sets up a table. Herrkannibale sets up The Abortionist on the table. Herrkannibale executes a back suplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Herrkannibale has the crowd going wild. Herrkannibale is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Herrkannibale complains about a slow count. They're brawling inside the ring area. Herrkannibale throws The Abortionist over the guardrail. Herrkannibale hits The Abortionist with a kick to the midsection. Herrkannibale flings The Abortionist over a row of chairs. They're brawling down the aisle. Herrkannibale takes The Abortionist down with a chop. They're brawling in mid-arena. Herrkannibale is handed a shovel. Herrkannibale hits him with the shovel. The crowd is really behind Herrkannibale. They're brawling down the aisle. Herrkannibale knocks The Abortionist into the arena wall. Herrkannibale hits him with the shovel. The crowd is going crazy. The Abortionist is busted wide open. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Herrkannibale knocks The Abortionist into the stairway. Herrkannibale sets up a table. They're brawling in the back of the arena. The Abortionist nails Herrkannibale with a thrust kick to the head. A fan at ringside badmouths The Abortionist. Herrkannibale pulls his spoon out of his pants. The chants for Herrkannibale are deafening. They're brawling in mid-arena. Herrkannibale locks The Abortionist in a chokehold. The Abortionist is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Abortionist tries to escape the hold. The Abortionist is close to escaping the hold. The Abortionist is writhing in pain. Danny Davis checks The Abortionist's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! The Abortionist fights his way out of the hold after 19 seconds. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling up the arena stairway. The Abortionist goes for a guillotine choke, but Herrkannibale blocks it. They're brawling on the first floor. Herrkannibale executes an elbow to the head on The Abortionist. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Herrkannibale nails The Abortionist with a chop. Herrkannibale hits him with the screwdriver. They're brawling on the second floor. Herrkannibale throws The Abortionist down to the first floor. The chants for Herrkannibale are deafening. Herrkannibale descends the stairs. Herrkannibale hits The Abortionist with a clothesline. Herrkannibale hits him with the screwdriver. They're brawling down the stairway. Herrkannibale hits an elbowsmash on The Abortionist. They're brawling up the aisle. Herrkannibale goes for a power bomb, but The Abortionist blocks it. The Abortionist flings Herrkannibale over a row of chairs. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling in the back of the arena. They're brawling up the arena stairway. The Abortionist takes Herrkannibale down with a kick to the head. They're brawling on the first floor. The Abortionist goes for a snap suplex, but Herrkannibale counters it with a small package. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Herrkannibale takes a swing at The Abortionist with the screwdriver, but he gets out of the way. The Abortionist snatches the screwdriver from him. The Abortionist hits him with the screwdriver. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Herrkannibale is busted wide open. They're brawling on the first floor. They're brawling on the first floor. Herrkannibale hits him with the screwdriver. They're brawling up the arena stairway. They're brawling on the second floor. Herrkannibale hits him with the screwdriver. The crowd is giving Herrkannibale a standing ovation. They're brawling on the second floor. Herrkannibale hits him with the screwdriver. The crowd is giving Herrkannibale a standing ovation. They're brawling on the second floor. Herrkannibale goes for the Last Meal, but The Abortionist counters it with a backdrop. Numerous fans are using The Abortionist for target practice. The Abortionist hits him with the screwdriver. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. They're brawling on the first floor. They're brawling on the first floor. The Abortionist gives him a savate kick, but Herrkannibale doesn't budge. They're brawling on the first floor. The Abortionist throws Herrkannibale down to the first floor. A few fans are trying to get a shot in. The Abortionist descends the stairs. The Abortionist hits him with the screwdriver. They're brawling in the back of the arena. The Abortionist sets up a table. The Abortionist sets up Herrkannibale on the table. The Abortionist executes a splash through the table. The table is broken in half. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. They're brawling up the aisle. The Abortionist goes for a high knee, but Herrkannibale ducks out of the way. Herrkannibale is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. They're brawling in mid-arena. Herrkannibale pulls his spoon out of his pants. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Herrkannibale. Herrkannibale is handed brass knuckles. Herrkannibale hits him with the knuckles. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling in mid-arena. Herrkannibale is handed the spoon. Herrkannibale hits him with the spoon. The crowd is giving Herrkannibale a standing ovation. The Abortionist hits him with the spoon. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling up the aisle. The Abortionist takes Herrkannibale down with a chop. They're brawling behind the guardrail. The Abortionist throws Herrkannibale over the guardrail. The Abortionist executes a high knee on Herrkannibale. The Abortionist reenters the ring. Herrkannibale follows him back in. The Abortionist executes the Infanticide on Herrkannibale. Herrkannibale tries to escape the hold. Herrkannibale summons one last burst of energy. Danny Davis checks Herrkannibale's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Herrkannibale fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds. Herrkannibale whips The Abortionist into the ropes, but The Abortionist reverses it. The Abortionist misses with a clothesline. The Abortionist hits a thumb to the eye on Herrkannibale. The Abortionist tries to climb the pole. The Abortionist is on the second turnbuckle. The Abortionist is on the top turnbuckle. The Abortionist is on his way up the pole. The Abortionist is in grabbing distance. The Abortionist has retrieved the fetus. The Abortionist hits him with the fetus. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The Abortionist takes a swing at Herrkannibale with the fetus, but he gets out of the way. Herrkannibale snatches the fetus from him. Herrkannibale hits him with the fetus. Herrkannibale hits a clothesline on The Abortionist. Herrkannibale nails The Abortionist with a side suplex. Herrkannibale runs into the ropes. Herrkannibale uses a clothesline on The Abortionist. Herrkannibale executes a double-axhandle to the back on The Abortionist. Herrkannibale executes a slap on The Abortionist. Herrkannibale whips The Abortionist into the ropes. Herrkannibale uses a hiptoss on The Abortionist. Herrkannibale pulls his spoon out of his pants. The crowd is giving Herrkannibale a standing ovation. Herrkannibale whips The Abortionist into the ropes. The Abortionist misses with an elbow. The Abortionist hits a high knee on Herrkannibale. The Abortionist whips Herrkannibale into the ropes. The Abortionist catches Herrkannibale in an armbar submission. Herrkannibale is inching his way towards the ropes. Herrkannibale tries to fight the pain. Herrkannibale submits after 17 seconds. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The Abortionist gives him a slap, but Herrkannibale doesn't even care. The Abortionist executes a bodyslam on Herrkannibale. The Abortionist goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Herrkannibale counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd erupts. Herrkannibale pulls his spoon out of his pants. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Herrkannibale goes for a punch, but The Abortionist blocks it. Herrkannibale begs off. The Abortionist hits a slap on Herrkannibale. The Abortionist catches Herrkannibale in an armbar submission. Herrkannibale reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. The Abortionist executes the Alley Way Special on Herrkannibale. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The winner is The Abortionist. Time of match: 0:19:00 Fetus on a pole match No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: The Abortionist pinned Herrkannibale after the Alley Way Special in 0:19:00. Rating: -** 1/4 -- Returning soon to WWW: The Abortionist (Herrkannibale, or "Mr. Cannibal", could always show up too)