Rob E Dangerously

Smarks Board Name: Rob E Dangerously Wrestlers Name: Leon Sharpe Height: 6'10" Weight: 325lbs Hometown: Paradise Valley, Arizona Age: 36 Face/Heel: Snarky Tweener Stable: none Ring Escort: The Sharpertarian Leadership Force (two people holding "Vote Sharpe" signs and a bodyguard) Weapon(s): Brass Knuckles, Loaded Black Glove Quote: Looks: Sharpe has medium length black hair, along with a full beard. His physique is slightly lanky with a mix of muscle and mass. Sharpe wears dark sweatpants, a Detroit Red Wings jersey and boots, all of which he wears during his matches. Ring Entrance: ["Devil's Dance" by Metallica starts to play as the lights dim and we see Leon Sharpe walk through the curtains. Sharpe is followed by two people holding signs saying "Vote Sharpe" on them, and a security guard who is obviously smaller than Sharpe. Sharpe has an obvious smirk on his face as he walks down to the entrance ramp.] {Funyon stuff} [sharpe gets to the ring and steps over the top rope and walks to the corner.] Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 7 Speed: 2 Vitality: 6 Charisma: 5 Style: Power-based brawler Signature moves: 01) Powerbomb 02) Chokeslam 03) Military Press into a Backbreaker (start with the press, move to a backbreaker) 04) Shake and Bake Powerslam (Tilt-a-whirl Powerslam. Sharpe lifts the the victim up and spins them around in front of hid body until Sharpe holds the victim over his shoulder. From there, Sharpe falls foward and slams the victim to the mat while landing on top of them) 05) Death Valley Driver 06) Press Slam 07) Release German Suplex 08) Uraken Spinning Back Fist (Performed with the assistance of the Loaded Black Glove, if the referee is unable to see Sharpe load the glove) 09) Gorilla Press into a Front Slam 10) Anaconda Slam (Sharpe stands face to face with the victim. Sharpe reaches under the victim's arms and locks his hands on the victim's face/forehead. Sharpe lifts the victim up and pushes the victim backwards and releases the hold, slamming them back first on the mat. AKA: Pete Gas' Gas Mask finisher) Common moves: 01) Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex 02) Elbowdrop 03) Running Powerslam 04) Big Boot 05) Snake Eyes 06) Powerslam 07) Elbow to the throat (while the opponent is over his knee) 08) Snap Suplex 09) Slingshot into the corner 10) Shoulderbreaker 11) Russian Legsweep 12) Fallaway Slam 13) Leg Drop 14) Camel Clutch 15) Spinebuster 16) Backbreaker 17) Sidewalk Slam 18) Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker 19) Neckbreaker 20) Side Slam Rare moves: 01) Full-Nelson Camel Clutch 02) Corkscrew Tombstone Finishers: 01) The Sharpe Edge (Stalling Brainbuster variant. Sharpe lifts you up for a brainbuster, holds you up for a second, walks forward, and then drops you with the Brainbuster) 02) The Splatterhorn (Sharpe lifts his opponent up into a fireman's carry, and then moves his opponent into a position where they are up in position for a vertical suplex, Sharpe then drops them on their back with a powerslam) Notes: Sharpe essentially comes across as not taking events as seriously as some, as evidenced by his ringgear. But at the same time, he's focused and experienced enough to not be surprised. Bio: Leon Sharpe was born Leonard Albert Sharpe in March 1971. He watched Wrestling out of Detroit as a kid, gaining a fandom for Pro Wrestling. After spending time in college, Sharpe decided to pursue his less conventional dream. Sharpe made wrestling a part-time job until going fully into the business and achieving modest success. Part of his success involved a stint in the SJL which is memorable for Sharpe's "T-shirt" gimmick. After leaving the SJL, Sharpe persued other options in various fields. Sharpe was drawn back to Wrestling in order to help pay for his million dollar home in Arizona and in order to promote his candidacy for President of the United States in 2008. Why run in 2008? Because Sharpe is bored and wants to get his name in the newspapers from time to time. But Sharpe is more focused on getting more money, and in order to get more money, Sharpe will win more matches.

This is a really bizarre story and not well known New York Times. August 29th, 1981. Retrieved via Lexus-Nexus.

Any significant objections to reducing the number of cabinet secretaries to 8? The cabinet spots i'd keep: Secretary of State, Secretary of Treasury, Secretary of Defense, Attorney General, Secretary of Domestic Affairs, Secretary of Commerce, Secretary of Energy, Secretary of Homeland Security Domestic Affairs includes Interior, Agriculture, Labor, HHS, HUD, Transportation, and Education. Those departments get to keep their secretaries, but they're under the Department of Domestic Affairs Veterans Affairs moves under the DOD. At the very least, this action would make it easier for people to remember the line of succession.

So, any objections to constitutional amendments limiting the President's powers on pardons and recess appointments? My ideas for those amendments On Pardons: The President can only pardon people convicted of a crime. The Constitution says: "The President shall have power to grant reprieves and pardons for offenses against the United States, except in cases of impeachment." My rewrite: "The President shall have power to grant reprieves and pardons for people convicted of offenses against the United States, except in cases of impeachment." Impact: No more Marc Rich's, Richard Nixon's, or Casper Weinburger's. On Recess Appointments: The President can only appoint someone for the rest of a Congress if that Congress has been out of session for 30 days. The President can appoint someone for a 6 month term if he appoints the person before the 30th day of recess. The current constitutional sentence on recess appointments: "The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session." My rewrite of that: "The President shall have the power to fill vacancies during a Recess of the Senate by granting Commissions which shall expire 180 days after being granted, unless the President issues a commission thirty days into a recess of the Senate, then the commission shall expire at the end of the next Session of the Senate." Impact: No more making a recess appointment when the Senate takes a week off. The recess appointment was created when the Senate went on recess for 6 months back in the 1800s.

Super Crazy wins with the Moonsault Knee to the Chest!

Super Crazy v. Alternate Universe Chris Masters!

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CHRIS MASTERS

John Cena plays "Matt Damon, Action Hero"

Toronto: 94% SARS-free!

Heyman wins with the Triple Jump Moonsault

You mean I shouldn't go out there and goldmine tomorrow?

I don't know what's more hiliarious, the fog-enhanced lowering of the belt, or Jeff Hardy's return I was expecting Lita to miss and throw the belt on that dock.

Sabu is trying to eat the contract!

CHOKESLAM THOUGH THE CONTRACT! LEEEEEETHAL

Sabu is so amazingly casual tonight. He casually kicks RVD in the feet to knock him on the ladder, casually gets up out of the way of the rolling thunder. I hope he isn't getting drug tested tonight.

LOL! RVD and Sabu are so high right now!

The radio commercial I heard differs with you on that matter

HAHAHAHAHAHA he tried to LEAP to get the Contract? WTF?

RVD wins the ladder match via pinfall!

Sabu outpromo'd RVD

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KRBZ: The Alternative, Kansas City Basically alternative rock, but without Papa Roach, Nickleback, Staind, and that crap. But there's a variety of good current music there too. The current top 10 for 2006 on KRBZ- Gold Lion, Tear You Apart, Crooked Teeth, All These Things, Steady as She Goes, Upside Down, Dani California, Every Day is Exactly the Same, Perfect Situation, Feel Good Inc The End's program director (Lazlo) is the former program director for KRBZ. PATD isn't being overplayed because of Lazlo, it's being overplayed because it's absurdly popular. It's not like he's going mad with power and playing Billy Bragg, Iron & Wine, Morrissey B-sides, and Bob Mould. For all we know, he's probably cranked up the spins for Band of Horses too And for reference to the Seattleans, his top 10 albums of CD And yeah, have the Jack Johnson spins went up in Seattle too?

Wouldn't Dakota need to play a mute lesbian with AIDS to get an oscar?

Maybe Dakota Fanning is really a robot created by Spielberg, or something like that.

Sure, if you wanna just consider total number of people killed. But, I use the "people killed / years in power" formula. Hitler was around for 12 years, Stalin was around for 29 years. Hitler has 11 million if you just count the Holocaust. Stalin probably has more (20 million or so), but he took longer to do so. Now, if you wanna talk about brutality. Pol Pot.