Rob E Dangerously

When it comes to governments, I like Israel's around 20 to 30 times more than I like the Palestinean government. But that's not controversial. The Palestinean braintrust is classicly inept, because they haven't done a lot to get sympathy, and the whole bombing thing has hurt them too. EDIT: On second thought, you can't multiply by zero. If you want to smoke a joint and carry a concealed handgun, just make sure that you shoot the right person. I wouldn't mind if those "get your driving record scrubbed of DUIs" people disappeared off the face of the earth. I like Barry Switzer a lot more than Tom Osborne. I wouldn't mind if the entire government was subject to a massive scan to see if the money was being spent correctly and if the programs either worked or could logically work. If I had a gun with one bullet and I was in a room with Hitler and Stalin, I'd shoot Hitler and pistolwhip Stalin. Abortions should be legal and so should the Death Penalty. Hm.. ok.. I don't think I made a single controversial statement.

Here's the roster i've put together so far for the Stampede fed on EWR Face Heavyweights: Marc Mero, Red Thunder Heel Heavyweights: Aiden Nathans, Bam Bam Bigelow, Jonny C, Juggernaut, Rick Vain Face Lightweights: Bruce Hart, Harry Smith, Jason Carter, Johnny Devine, Kirk Melnick, Pepper Parks, Teddy Hart, TJ Wilson Heel Lightweights: Apocalypse, Austin Lee, Dave Swift, Doc Dean, Duke Durango, Highlander, Marky Starr, Randy Myers Manager: Joel Gertner Woman I Kept on the Roster to keep TJ Wilson: Nattie Neidhart The face/heel split: 10 faces, 13 heels I'll probably need a few more faces. And the only stable i've thought of at 4am is "The British Invasion" (IOW, the group for the British guys). That group features Nathans, Austin Lee, Doc Dean, Jonny C, and Rick Vain. And for some reason, the manager of the British Heels stable is Joel Gertner. I'll gradually bring in "World's Worst Wrestling" gimmick favorites like "The Abortionist", or a heel USA Express tag team which is made up of two Canadians who talk about how America should take over Canada. Basically, this is where i'll mention any developments that I remember to mention to you all.

Halloween Havoc 98

In the month of September on EWR, here's the financial numbers Income: $261,600 Expenditures: $3,154,000 Shit!

It's a shame for High Voltage that they never had the chance to come out to "Danger! High Voltage!" by Electric Six. On second thought, that makes no sense.

Since I already mentioned the new signings (BTW, Lash LeRoux jumped to TNA before he could wrestle for me).. Here's two more TV shows! Dave Swift vs Jason Carter Dave Swift hits a rolling kick on Carter. Dave Swift with a running dropkick into the corner. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Carter blocks a punch. Stiff high kick on The Rave by Jason Carter. Jason Carter hits a rolling kick on The Rave. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Carter face jams Dave Swift. Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Carter looks shocked. Driven DDT by Jason Carter. The Rave pushes out of a Jason Carter hold. Second rope splash by The Rave. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Diving headbutt from The Rave. Pin : 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. The Rave uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Spinning back kick from Dave Swift. Carter counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Legsweep out of nowhere. Springboard blockbuster! Dave Swift gets knocked to the ground by Carter, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Shell Shock Senton!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Silver King is backstage in his locker room. In comes Doc Dean, and he attacks. They begin brawling around the room. Rick Vain comes in too, and he joins in the attack on King. The two-on-one attack leaves Silver King down in his own locker room. Bam Bam Bigelow vs Kirk Melnick Powerslam from Bam Bam Bigelow. Spear! Quick Kick is down and hurt. Bam Bam Bigelow turns Quick Kick inside-out with a clothesline. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. Rude Awakening on Kirk Melnick by Bam Bam. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Quick Kick ducks a wild right hand. Driven DDT by Kirk Melnick. Bam Bam takes a hurrancarana. Bam Bam reverses a Kirk Melnick hammerlock. Powerslam from Bam Bam Bigelow. Kirk Melnick can barely stand. Michinoku Driver II!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kirk Melnick extends his hand to Bam Bam...but it is ignored! Vampiro vs Highlander Stiff chop lights up Highlander. Rude Awakening on Highlander by Vampiro. Hard slam by Vampiro. Massive lariat. Highlander can barely stand. Nail In The Coffin!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Marc Mero comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Highlander turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Marc Mero has left Highlander down and bloodied. Phil LaFon is backstage. He talked trash about Doc Dean. Phil LaFon vs Duke Durango Short range spear from Phil LaFon. Durango gets hit with a splash mountain out of the corner. LaFon hits a swinging DDT on Duke Durango. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. Big dropkick by Phil LaFon, who got good elevation. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Durango slips out the back of a Phil LaFon bodyslam. LaFon tastes a high angle back suplex. Duke Durango hits a delayed suplex on LaFon. Phil LaFon ducks a clothesline attempt. Brutal forearm by LaFon. Duke Durango gets knocked to the ground by LaFon. Dragon Sleeper!!! Duke Durango taps out! Doc Dean comes running down the aisle with a chair! Phil LaFon is just leaving the ring...and Doc scores with a brutal chair shot! Phil LaFon falls to the floor holding his head. Roadkill vs Randy Myers Roadkill takes a chop from Myers. Roadkill blocks a punch. Massive backbreaker, Myers got planted. Tornado punch from Roadkill. Randy Myers gets knocked to the ground by Roadkill. Amish Splash! 1....2....3. Gary Steele comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Steele hits Roadkill with a chair to the back! Roadkill goes down to the canvas, hurt. Harry Smith is backstage. He talked trash about Bam Bam Bigelow, continuing their feud. TJ Wilson vs Marky Starr Flying elbow off the top rope by TJ Wilson. TJ Wilson moves in for the kill. The Code Blue! 1....2....3. Nattie Neidhart is in the ring. Out from the back comes Joel Gertner, who climbs into the ring and begins threatening her. TJ Wilson comes running out from the back and slides in, blocking Gertner from getting his hands on Nattie. They brawl, and TJ Wilson gets the advantage. TJ Wilson moves in for the kill. The Code Blue! Nattie hugs TJ Wilson for making the save. Teddy Hart, Bruce Hart, and Harry Smith vs Austin Lee, Jonny C., and Gary Steele Stiff high kick on Steele by Harry Smith. Spin kick by Harry Smith to the face. Tag between Harry Smith and Bruce Hart. Bruce Hart snap suplexes Steele. Short range spear from Bruce Hart. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Bruce Hart tags out to Teddy Hart. Bruce Hart scoops up Steele. Hart bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Second rope flying axe handle, Steele goes down. Hart only gets knees on a splash. Hard impact russian legsweep by Steele. Tag between Gary Steele and Austin Lee. Lee hits a dropkick on Teddy Hart. Flying knee to the face from Austin Lee. Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Lee looks shocked. Spin kick by Austin Lee to the face. Tag between Austin Lee and Jonny C.. Hart receives some punishment. Fallaway slam by Jonny C.. Jonny C. misses a big legdrop. Hart tags out to Harry Smith. Harry hits a dropkick on Jonny C.. Jonny C. tags out to Gary Steele. Double arm suplex by Gary Steele, Harry hits hard. Steele drops an elbow...but misses. Bam Bam Bigelow runs down the aisle and into the ring, carrying a chair! Harry turns...and gets floored with a chair to the head! The referee has no choice but to call for the bell! Disqualification! Best to Worst Segments: Harry Smith Interview, Wilson/Gertner/Neidhart, Bigelow/Melnick, Dean/King beatdown, Wilson/Starr, Carter/Swift, Roadkill/Myers, Vampiro/Highlander, LaFon/Durango, LeFon Interview Rating: 0.45 Attendance: 176 Show #2: TJ Wilson vs Todd Sexton Back heel kick from BlueChip. Todd Sexton slides out and grabs a chair! BlueChip goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. Joel Gertner comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Joel Gertner floors BlueChip. Joel Gertner signals - Big Splash! TJ Wilson has been left down on the canvas. Silver King is warming up backstage. Phil LaFon walks over and tells him that he has his back tonight. Funaki vs Duke Durango Flying elbow off the top rope by Funaki. Duke Durango gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Funaki. Tornado DDT, forget about it. 1....2...3! Funaki climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory -- SWC British Commonwealth Title Match! Doc Dean vs Jason Carter Carter walks into a high dropkick from Doc Dean. Doc hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Standing leg lariat by Doc Dean on Carter. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Flying elbow from Doc Dean. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Carter slips out the back of a Doc Dean bodyslam. Jason Carter scores with a back heel kick on Doc. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Doc takes a hurrancarana. Doc Dean fights out of a grapple. Diving headbutt from Doc. Doc Dean moves in for the kill. Dragon Suplex! 1....2....3. Doc Dean gives a murderous look toward Jason Carter...and attacks! Carter gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Doc leaves the ring having left Carter down and out. Johnny Devine vs Randy Myers Stiff high kick on Myers by Johnny Devine. Johnny Devine hits a rolling kick on Myers. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Myers reverses a waistlock. Johnny Devine takes a knee lift from Myers. Randy Myers strikes Hot Shot. Amateur-style takedown from Randy Myers. Hot Shot reverses a waistlock. Johnny Devine with a running dropkick into the corner. Johnny Devine floors Randy Myers...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, 5 Star Moonsault! 1....2....3. Highlander is in the ring, when Marc Mero comes out from the back. They trade insults, and look ready to begin fighting when numerous referees, other backstage officials, and wrestlers come running out and hold them apart so that they can't go at it. Phil LaFon vs Aidan Nathans Big backdrop on LaFon, executed well. Aidan Nathans DDTs LaFon. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Aidan Nathans misses a big legdrop. Phil LaFon snap suplexes Aidan. LaFon drives a thrust kick into the chest of Aidan. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Belly to belly off the top rope, Aidan may be dead! Pin : 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. Vertical suplex by Phil LaFon. Aidan counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Massive backbreaker, LaFon got planted. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Nadowa by Aidan Nathans. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Big clothesline on LaFon. Stiff chop lights up LaFon. LaFon counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Aidan Nathans takes a butterfly suplex from LaFon. Belly to belly off the top rope, Aidan may be dead! Doc Dean runs down the aisle and into the ring, carrying a chair! LaFon turns...and gets floored with a chair to the head! The referee has no choice but to call for the bell! Disqualification! Aidan and Doc are putting the boots to Phil LaFon! Silver King comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Aidan \ Doc running for cover. Silver King saved LaFon from a major beating. Roadkill vs Gary Steele Roadkill slams Gary Steele. Running knee lift from Roadkill. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Gary Steele pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Gut buster, Roadkill hits hard. Roadkill walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Steele. Big dropkick by Gary Steele, who got good elevation. Gary Steele misses a big legdrop. Hard slam by Roadkill. The referee tries to separate the two grapplers...and gets knocked over and trampled on as they brawl! That's enough, the referee calls for the bell - double DQ! I don't think the fight has finished. Roadkill and Steele have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. -- SWC International Tag Title Match! Bruce Hart and Teddy Hart vs Austin Lee and Jonny C. Lee uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Bruce Hart takes a hurrancarana. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Lee tags out to Jonny C.. Jonny C. scoops up Bruce Hart. Lee bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Running knee lift from Jonny C.. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Jonny C. fires off some right and left hands. Bruce Hart blocks a punch. Short powerbomb by Bruce Hart. Bruce Hart tags out to Teddy Hart. Spin kick by Teddy Hart to the face. Jonny C. takes a hurrancarana. Jonny C. powers out of a Teddy Hart headlock. Tag to Austin Lee. Hart takes a hurrancarana. Slingshot clothesline by Lee. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Austin Lee strikes Hart. Teddy Hart ducks a clothesline attempt. Second rope splash by Hart. Teddy Hart floors Austin Lee...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Top Rope Splash! Rick Vain quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Bruce Hart goes to make the intercept...but is jumped at ringside by Joel Gertner! Teddy Hart turns around. Rick Vain spins Hart around. Rick Vain hits the Test Boot! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Vain! Vain \ Gertner are still in the ring. They signal for the Spike Powerbomb! Their music hits, and out come BlueChip \ Nattie to make the save! They march down aisle. Vain \ Gertner want no part of them, and quickly leave through the crowd. BlueChip \ Nattie stopped Vain \ Gertner from continuing their assault. Harry Smith is backstage. He was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Marky Starr. -- SWC North American Title Match! Harry Smith vs Marky Starr Flying elbow off the top rope by Harry Smith. Bam Bam Bigelow comes running down the aisle with a chair! Marky goes to irish whip Harry Smith into the ropes. Bam Bam prepares to swing the chair...but Harry Smith reverses! Bam Bam accidentally smacks Marky with a chair to the back! Marky Starr can barely stand. Here it comes - Torture Rack to Pancake. 1....2...3, it's finished. Marky and Bam Bam are putting the boots to Harry Smith! Funaki comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Marky \ Bam Bam running for cover. Funaki saved Harry from a major beating. Segments, from best to worst: Harry Smith Interview, Dean/Carter, Roadkill/Steele, LaFon and Silver King's tender moment, Smith/Starr, Wilson/Sexton, LaFon/Nathans, Devine/Myers, Funaki/Durango, Mero/Highlander. Rating: 0.48 (up 0.03) Attendance: 172 (down 4) Notes: #1: The Harts have creative control, which means they're not losing the Lee and Jonny by any means. #2: Mero will probably be the first guy to have been on a card to leave the promotion. #3: Funaki with the save! #4: Apocalypse, Juggernaut, and Red Thunder are injured and out for awhile #5: Since the EWR i'm using was made around 2002 or so, that means I get to sign such guys as Carlito at a low low price. And I'll say that Carlito probably jumps ship in 4 weeks.

Anyways.. the writers claim that Gertner is the #1 heel, which is probably not a great sign. But, i'm not going to just post the TV shows one at a time. I will note that after the first TV show, 3 people were signed Funaki (as a face), Lash LeRoux (as a heel) and Todd Sexton (as a heel) I will note that the British Commonwealth title scene is going to get filled with more action, or at least action involving guys like Doc Dean, Silver King, Phil LeFon, and Funaki

How about another special show (before the TV show starts)? Team Aidan (Aidan Nathans, Rick Vain, Gary Steele, and Duke Durango) vs Team Roadkill (Roadkill, Jason Carter, Kirk Melnick, and TJ Wilson) Dropkick connects, Aidan goes down. Spin kick by Jason Carter to the face. Tag to TJ Wilson. TJ Wilson scores with a back heel kick on Aidan. Aidan tags out to Duke Durango. Spinning back kick from TJ Wilson. Tag to Kirk Melnick. BlueChip \ Quick Kick whip Durango into the corner. TJ Wilson whips Kirk Melnick in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Quick Kick hits a high kick on Duke Durango. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Tag to Roadkill. Roadkill slams Duke Durango down. Roadkill hits a bulldog off the ropes. Roadkill tags out to Jason Carter. Back heel kick off the second rope, Durango goes down. Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Carter looks shocked. Durango counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Durango tags out to Gary Steele. Carter gets caught with a short powerbomb from Steele. Vicious back suplex! Cover! 1....2...kick out. Steele tags out to Rick Vain. Steele \ Vain whip Carter into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Tornado punch from Rick Vain. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Rick Vain misses a clothesline. Hard back suplex on Vain. Tag to Roadkill. Powerslam from Roadkill. Vain ducks a wild right hand. Tag between Rick Vain and Gary Steele. Rick Vain scoops up Roadkill. Steele bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Roadkill ducks a clothesline attempt. Massive backbreaker, Steele got planted. Gary Steele gets knocked to the ground by Roadkill. Here it comes - Amish Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Dave Swift vs Pepper Parks Pepper Parks scores with a back heel kick on The Rave. Pepper hits a wicked chop. Pepper Parks hits a rolling kick on The Rave. Spin kick by Pepper Parks to the face. Dave Swift reverses a hip toss. Driven DDT by Dave Swift. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Pepper is down. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Pepper Parks reverses a hip toss. Back heel kick from Pepper. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Slingshot clothesline by Pepper. Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Pepper looks shocked. The Rave counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. The Rave hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Dave Swift misses a big legdrop. Driven DDT by Pepper Parks. Pepper Parks moves in for the kill. Varsity Blues! 1....2....3. Harry Smith is backstage. He was building up the feud with Bam Bam Bigelow. Vampiro vs Marky Starr Vampiro fires off some right and left hands. Back elbow connects, Marky staggers backward. Vampiro DDTs Marky. Vampiro with a standing spinebuster. Vampiro moves in for the kill. Nail In The Coffin!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The camera shows the outside of the locker room of Harry Smith. Bam Bam Bigelow appears, knocks, then enters, closing the door behind him. -- SWC International Tag Title Match! Bruce Hart and Teddy Hart vs Austin Lee and Jonny C. Lee takes a back suplex. Bruce Hart uses an armbreaker to take Lee down. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Tag between Bruce Hart and Teddy Hart. Bruce Hart \ Hart whip Lee into the corner. Bruce Hart whips Teddy Hart in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Hart uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Austin Lee avoids an avalanche, Teddy Hart hits the turnbuckles hard. Flying cross body off the top rope! Cover! 1....2...kick out. Tag to Jonny C.. Full nelson slam! Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Jonny C. looks shocked. Running knee lift from Jonny C.. Jonny C. only gets knees on a splash. Hart hits a dropkick on Jonny C.. Tag between Teddy Hart and Bruce Hart. Jonny C. takes a snap suplex from Bruce Hart. Jonny C. tags out to Austin Lee. Lee eats a swinging neckbreaker slam from Bruce Hart. Austin Lee slides out and grabs a chair! Bruce Hart goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. Lee \ Jonny C. don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Bruce Hart \ Hart, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. Marc Mero vs Highlander Highlander hits a wicked chop. Mero counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Marc Mero hits a missile dropkick on Highlander. Diving headbutt from Mero. The referee goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Marc Mero knocks Highlander to the outside, then signals for the TKO. He reaches out of the ring for Highlander...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Highlander sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Highlander, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. I don't think the fight has finished. Marc Mero and Highlander have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. Phil LaFon vs Randy Myers LaFon suplexes Randy Myers. Phil LaFon with a reverse suplex. LaFon hits a swinging DDT on Randy Myers. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Myers tastes a high angle back suplex. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Randy Myers hits a right hand out of nowhere. LaFon eats a swinging neckbreaker slam from Myers. Randy Myers with a running dropkick into the corner. Myers drops an elbow...but misses. Short range spear from Phil LaFon. Randy Myers gets knocked to the ground by LaFon. STF!!! Randy Myers taps out! Phil LaFon remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. Silver King and Harry Smith vs Bam Bam Bigelow and Doc Dean Spin kick by Harry Smith to the face. Harry Smith hits a missile dropkick on Doc. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Tag to Silver King. King \ Harry whip Doc into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Legsweep out of nowhere. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Silver King scores with a back heel kick on Doc. Doc counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. King walks into a face crusher variation. Tag to Bam Bam Bigelow. Back elbow connects, King staggers backward. King walks into a spike slam. Silver King powers out of a Bam Bam Bigelow headlock. Tag between Silver King and Harry Smith. Back heel kick from Harry. Harry Smith blasts Bam Bam with a super kick. Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Harry looks shocked. Standing leg lariat by Harry Smith on Bam Bam. Bam Bam Bigelow pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Massive backbreaker, Harry got planted. Bam Bam whips Harry into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched! Harry Smith floors Bam Bam, then signals for the Corkscrew DDT. Meanwhile, Bam Bam Bigelow has something in his hands. Harry comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. The fight has started up again! King \ Harry attacks Bam Bam \ Doc, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. Segment ratings from highest to lowest: Harry Smith interview, Bam Bam/Doc v. Silver King/Harry, Parks/Swift, Mero/Highlander, Bam Bam/Harry Angle, 8 Man Tag, Harts v. Lee/Jonny, Vampiro/Starr. Official attendance: 858!

It's show time! Gary Steele vs TJ Wilson Gary Steele scores with a face jam. BlueChip gets hit with a splash mountain out of the corner. Nadowa by Gary Steele. Pin : 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. Gut buster, BlueChip hits hard. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. TJ Wilson elbows Gary Steele in the face to break a hammerlock. BlueChip uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Second rope splash by BlueChip. Steele ducks a wild right hand. Short range spear from Gary Steele. The referee goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. TJ Wilson floors Steele, then signals for the The Code Blue. Meanwhile, Gary Steele has something in his hands. BlueChip comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Gary Steele remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. Harry Smith vs Bam Bam Bigelow Harry hits a high kick on Bam Bam Bigelow. Diving headbutt from Harry. Flying knee to the face from Harry Smith. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Harry hits a dropkick on Bam Bam Bigelow. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Bam Bam counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Back elbow connects, Harry staggers backward. Bam Bam Bigelow DDTs Harry. Bam Bam only gets knees on a splash. Bam Bam takes a hurrancarana. Gary Steele comes running down the aisle with a chair! Bam Bam and Harry Smith continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Gary Steele slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Harry Smith moves! Steele accidentally blasts Bam Bam with a chair to the head! Harry Smith throws Steele out of the ring! Harry Smith moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Torture Rack to Pancake. 1....2...3, it's finished. The fight has started up again! Harry Smith attacks Bam Bam, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. Aidan Nathans vs Silver King Stiff high kick on Aidan by Silver King. Aidan slips out the back of a Silver King bodyslam. Aidan Nathans snap suplexes King. The referee gets hit by a wild right hand and is down. Aidan Nathans with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt, but the referee is out. Aidan Nathans misses a big legdrop. Silver King hits a rolling kick on Aidan. Silver King hits a missile dropkick on Aidan. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Slingshot clothesline by King. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Aidan Nathans pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Aidan Nathans DDTs King. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. King pushes out of a Aidan Nathans hold. King scores with a forearm, sending Aidan down into the corner. The referee pulls Silver King away to get the break. Wait! Aidan has pulled something out of his tights. Silver King walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! Rick Vain comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Rick Vain spins King around. Rick Vain hits the Test Boot! Silver King has been left down on the canvas. Doc Dean vs Roadkill Standing leg lariat by Doc Dean on Roadkill. Doc Dean misses a big legdrop. Roadkill hits a right hand. Roadkill whips Doc into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched! Doc walks into a side choke slam. Cover, but there's no one to count for Roadkill. Roadkill walks into a trip. Second rope flying axe handle, Roadkill goes down. Flying elbow off the top rope by Doc Dean. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Doc Dean with an enziguri. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Roadkill pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Roadkill hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Doc Dean pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Roadkill slams Doc, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Doc Dean doing? Roadkill picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Doc up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Doc Dean is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Doc had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Roadkill must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! Doc Dean slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Roadkill to get some payback. Doc Dean is backstage. He wanted to rip into Silver King. -- SWC International Tag Title Match! Bruce Hart and Teddy Hart vs Rick Vain and Jonny C. vs Marc Mero and Vampiro vs Dave Swift and Duke Durango Rick Vain strikes Dave Swift. Rick Vain with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on The Rave. Tag between Rick Vain and Jonny C.. Jonny C. hits a right hand. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Dave Swift reverses a hip toss. Tag to Bruce Hart. Amateur-style takedown from Bruce Hart. Short range spear from Bruce Hart. Bruce Hart tags out to Teddy Hart. Bruce Hart scoops up Jonny C.. Hart bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Teddy Hart gets taken down out of nowhere. Jonny C. bodyslams Teddy Hart. Tag to Vampiro. Fallaway slam by Vampiro. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Tag between Teddy Hart and Jonny C.. Vampiro gets slammed. Jonny C. walks into a trip. Full nelson slam! Pin : 1....2....3! Vampiro defeats Jonny C.. Durango takes down Vampiro. Duke Durango scores with a released tiger suplex on Vampiro. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. Tag between Duke Durango and Bruce Hart. Bruce Hart flattens Vampiro. Bruce Hart tags out to Dave Swift. Vampiro takes a hurrancarana. The Rave face jams Vampiro. Hooks the leg : 1....2....3! Dave Swift pins Vampiro. Flying knee to the face from Teddy Hart. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. The Rave takes a flying neckbreaker from Teddy Hart. The Rave counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Second rope flying axe handle, Hart goes down. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Tag between Dave Swift and Duke Durango. The Rave \ Durango whip Hart into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Hart tastes a high angle back suplex. Hart blocks a punch. Tag between Teddy Hart and Bruce Hart. Bruce Hart scores with a face jam. Bruce Hart with a reverse suplex. Bruce Hart stuns Dave Swift. Flying Clothesline! 1....2....3. Bruce Hart \ Hart are in the ring. Aidan Nathans, Rick Vain, and Jonny C. come out of the crowd and hit the ring, ambushing Bruce Hart \ Hart from behind. Bruce Hart and Hart put up a fight for a brief moment, but soon get overpowered and beaten down. They are left down and hurt in the ring. -- SWC British Commonwealth Title Match! Doc Dean vs Silver King Stiff high kick on King by Doc Dean. King takes a flying neckbreaker from Doc Dean. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Doc only gets knees on a splash. Second rope flying axe handle, Doc goes down. King hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Hard back suplex on Doc. Doc Dean elbows Silver King in the face to break a hammerlock. Back heel kick from Doc. Aidan Nathans comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Silver King turns around. Aidan Nathans spins King around. Aidan Nathans hits the Teardrop! Aidan leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover! 1....2....3! Ring the bell. Doc Dean pinned King. Doc and Aidan put the boots to Silver King, stomping away on him. -- SWC North American Title Match! Harry Smith vs Gary Steele Standing leg lariat by Harry Smith on Steele. Gary Steele hits a right hand out of nowhere. Steele drives a forearm into the chest of Harry. The referee goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Face-first suplex from Steele. Hooks the leg, but there's no referee to make the count. Gary Steele misses a clothesline. Second rope flying axe handle, Steele goes down. Back heel kick from Harry. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Springboard blockbuster! Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. Harry Smith misses a clothesline. Vicious back suplex! Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Steele looks shocked. Harry Smith pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Gary Steele is in trouble. Torture Rack to Pancake! 1....2....3. Gary Steele gives a murderous look toward Harry Smith...and attacks! Harry gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Steele picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken. Segments, from highest to lowest rating: Smith/Bam Bam, Smith/Steele, Dean/King, King/Nathans, Steele/Wilson, Dean Interview, Dean/Roadkill, Four Way Tag, Ambush The attendance for the show was 376 people too And we get a Monday Show against Raw!

I think it's both. And here's the latest signings New Faces: Phil LaFon, Roadkill, Silver King, Vampiro New Heels: Gary Steele But no TV show yet.

I CAN FEEL IIIIYEEEET I CAN FEEL IIIYEEEET (back up vocalist I CAN FEEL IIIYEEEET) I CAN FEEL IYEEEEET (backup: I CAN FEEL IYEEEEYEYEYEIT) *Lead singer has shit himself* I can feel it. That's the song. It's one of the worst songs in the world. At least Jet blows their load after 3 minutes. "Selling the Drama" was pretty awkward to listen to on headphones. "WTF?"

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/articl...t_id=1002425842 The tracks, from this article and the USA today article, include "Further On (Up the Road)" (Bruce Springsteen) "If You Could Read My Mind" (Gordon Lightfoot) "On the Evening Train" (Hank Williams) "Love's Been Good To Me" (Rod McKuen) "God's Gonna Cut You Down" (Traditional) "Like the 309" (Cash) "I Came to Believe" (Cash) "Help Me" (Larry Gatlin) "I'm Free From the Chain Gang" (Cash) "Rose of My Heart" (Hugh Moffatt) And according to USA Today, there'll also be American VI. In other words, there's just so much material out there that it may not end soon. Any thoughts about this news?

The Text What will it take for this to be enacted? another attack in the next month or two? Anybody notice any particually creepy provisions?

I beat Pete Rose and Hank Aaron. I'd like to see an HTML thing for Henderson

Oh yeah.. "Youth" by Matisyahu is pretty good, although it'll probably disappoint some of the people leaning towards him after hearing "King Without A Crown" IOW, following up a single from a live album with a single that has guitar solos will startle some

This is a rather cool two hour block of music (from the station I listen to)

Man, I heard this on the radio tonight, and then I downloaded it (shhh).. anyways, it's 8 minutes long, and it's pretty good. Has anybody else heard this song?

I think a more badassed metal group should cover "Break Stuff"

This is an updated version of the thread from 2003. Here's the old thread, for the guys who want to dig up their old summaries and modify their stances: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=25393 And here's my 2003 stances, with 2006 thoughts in bold: And from 2004: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=61652 (if you have to go to that thread to get your viewpoints) Let's see about some things that have some up since 2003. Iraq: I'm pretty sure there's still no good solution to that problem. I'm not an absolutist on leaving. But we're going to have to leave sometime. The Pledge/Prayer: "Under God" isn't unconstitutional in my point of view. As for prayer in school, if the kid wants to do it, that's fine. But, teacher-led prayer isn't acceptable in my POV. I think that if people are serious about religion, they can find the time to pray. There's probably something else that i'm overlooking. But don't automatically think that I can be a moderate because I have a few "moderate-sounding" stances. I'm pretty much a liberal Democrat. So how about you all?

For some reason, I thought of replacing the N word in Rap songs with the word "Panda" Here's part A of "The Panda Project", the Pandaization of "Cowards in Compton" (The classic by Luke) I consider that an early success.

The latest burnt CD I did (all of these songs, except track 9, are over 5 minutes. Track 9 is 4:59 And two other burnt CD track listings I think 2 is better than 3

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/enter...nt/13061991.htm I await the diss records to rebut that idiotic statement

A followup on Fiddy Cent and George W. Bush: Source

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Not much of a song, but still a diss Exxtra Special Thankz (Eazy-E) Eazy-E does lose points for reality with songs about singlehandedly killing everybody on Death Row (Wut Would You Do?).. and wearing numerous collared shirts in your video while you talk about being a real gangsta (granted, the flannel coat he wore in Real Compton City G's that went down to his knees was also a bit much) Gangsta Collars.. yeah