Rob E Dangerously

"I think you should be placing warnings in other directions because it is plain as day they are trying to make me looks bad." You make yourself look bad frequently, which means that Jingus should be placing warnings in your direction. Hehehe..

If you didn't want to participate, you could have kept to your policy from the last 3 days of not posting in this thread. RJS.. what the hell kind of context would most of your statements be in?

Can somebody explain to me why the NBA has a 'lottery' system for the #1 pick? doesn't that defeat the purpose of a draft if the best team has a shot of getting the best player with the first pick?

This guy getting thru security would point to God. Or, it would be like the one weird guy on this 'Secrets of the KGB' DVD I have that was able to use his mind to rob banks by making the people in the bank ignore him or give him money.

The Reverend who has now slipped past the secret service over 5 times at least to give stuff to the President. If I tried to do that, I'd get maced. Probably because I'm not a Reverend.

Yuna: "I lost my virginity, it was last seen around Rob E. Dangerously's penis"

Goddamn.. I was right!! http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/artic...5-2003Feb6.html Gate-Crasher Hands Bush 'Message From God' By Lloyd Grove Washington Post Staff Writer Friday, February 7, 2003; Page C01 The Rev. Richard "Rich" Weaver, nicknamed "Handshake Man" because of his knack for getting up close and personal with the high and mighty, struck again yesterday morning. The Post's David Montgomery reports that the 57-year-old Weaver, a nondenominational Christian minister from Sacramento, crashed the National Prayer Breakfast at the Washington Hilton, breezing through the ballroom entrance without a ticket and handed President Bush what he later described as an eight-page typed "message from God" about Iraq. "It's just God, buddy," Weaver told Montgomery. "They asked everyone else for a ticket. They didn't ask me." With his conservative blue suit, neat haircut and hearty, gregarious manner, Weaver easily passed through the metal detector. "I don't try to sneak in," Weaver explained. "I just go where I feel like God wants me to go." This is Handshake Man's third noteworthy caper, though he claims to have met five presidents, including George Bush the elder. Weaver made headlines two years ago when he slipped past authorities outside the Capitol and handed a note to the just-inaugurated President Bush, exhorting him to "stand for Christ daily without political compromise." He got past the Secret Service and the U.S. Capitol Police even though the police had studied a video of Weaver shaking hands with Bill Clinton at his second presidential inauguration on Jan. 20, 1997. -- how does this guy do it?

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe the blood on her Teddy bear after you pull out. Q: What's the worst part of kid's birthday parties? A: Cleaning the blood off your clown suit.

the latest offer is from Baker University in Baldwin City, KS. They fucked up my e-mail (it's 'fry_mah_hide' not 'fry_man_hide') address. Plus, it's out there in Kansas.

Sandman9000: "I love hitting guys with light tubes"

"The A stands for Anus"

RobJohnstone: "Buchanan über alles" The Amazing Rando: "Now 54% more amazing" Bob Barron: "Marry me Tina Fey" Eyeball Kid: "The Eyes have it" Yuna: "Raven and Stevie were more than just tag team partners in the ring" IDRM: "1000% pure Reptilian" (David Icke reference) bps21: "Creator of the Scott Norwood fan club; it clubs Scott Norwood on the head" Kinetic: "Maybe I can move in with Warren Sapp" what about me?

are you asking me that? if so, yes... because I wrote it!

like most history books, some events will be ignored or reported incorrectly this is one of those events.

Ugly uniforms: The current Seahawks uniforms The old Buccaneers uniforms and some others

probably not

"MAN PENETRATES PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY; HANDS BUSH '8 PAGE MESSAGE FROM GOD ABOUT IRAQ'... DEVELOPING..." and I am reminded of this headline from Fark on January 24th, 2001: "Man evades secret service, shakes hands with Bush" I heard the guy had done it before.. I don't know if I am right or just wrong.

Hogan has more hair than the Rock, ya know

LOL!

LGL!

Like a real Eagle!

Standing stonekick?

Kidman fact: Kidman used to have bodylice in 1998

Jimmy Carter??????

Check out the 'Separation of Church and state' thread around page 5 or 6 to get the details