The Dames

Hey...I'm just stating those I know VERY well. If I just said I'd be the Movie geek, I'd get ROCKED. Dames

What are you saying? That porno should have been discussed in a folder besides the designated "Porno" folder? That makes little sense. Everyone clamored for it and when they finally got it, no one discussed anything about porno related in it. It eventually became the Love, Sex & Dating folder. Dames

Even if it was a porno, no one would be talking about it here anyway. That's why the PORNO~!! folder suffered such a sad fate. Dames

I already know who "Chinaman" is...and I suggest he stop with the racism. Dames

HILARIOUS!! Heels at Heart March 24,2003 As most of you should know by now, I travel with Christian every week. We have, like most travel partners do, become like an old married couple. We bitch and complain about each other to no end. I bug him about being an inconsiderate, ugly bastard who can’t work, and with the exception of the “can’t work” part that’s pretty much accurate. He on the other hand complains, with about the same level of accuracy, that I’m a boring, ugly bastard, who can’t work. On a few occasions we actually agree and see eye to eye. Last weekend was one of those instances. I think the problem lies in the fact that we are both heels at heart. When we are alone we have no one to heel on but each other. When there is someone else to aim or verbal venom at we jump on the chance to team up and be vicious heels. Last week whilst driving from St. Louis to Columbia, MO we had such an opportunity. Christian was driving and as we approach a mini van he looks at me and says, “How do you think they feel about Amy?” I look up and see that the people in question have “WE LOVE AMY” painted on the back of their van in large bold letters. There is a big pink heart, the whole nine yards. I look at Christian and reply, “I’ll go out on a limb here and say their pretty fond of her.” We chuckle to ourselves about the absurdity of painting such a message on your vehicle, when Christian has the brainstorm, “I wish we had a “WE HATE AMY” sign we could hold up.” Now that Christian has put the ball in play, I grab it and head for the end zone. I had just pulled my booking sheet out to check for the name of the building in Columbia so I say to Christian, “I’ve got my booking sheet and a Sharpie marker. Let’s make the sign.” I grab my booking sheet, flip it over and pull out the sharpie. I write “WE HATE AMY!!” in large bold letters and tell Christian to pull up beside them. Neither of us had a clue who Amy was but if they saw fit to boast their affection, we could not in good conscience, as heels, pass up this opportunity to voice a contrary opinion. Just as we are pulling up on them, Christian hits the breaks and looks at me. “What?” I ask him. “What if Amy is a local sick kid?” he asks. Damn, even as heels we don’t want to heel on a sick kid, especially if these people are her parents and she is in ICU somewhere. At this point I notice there is some writing on the side of the van as well. I tell Christian to pull up a bit, maybe there will say something on the side like, “Go for the Gold” or something, which would give us a clue as to who Amy is. If she’s a local athlete, the gloves are off. Christian pulls along side and I read, “Nashville Stars…vote for Amy”. There’s no way she’s a sick kid. Christian then remembers that he flipped by “Nashville Stars” on TV last week. He tells me that it’s a Nashville Country Music show like “American Idol”. At this point we both get a diabolical smile and Christian hits the gas as I put our sign up against my window. We hold steady beside the van waiting for its two occupants to notice our sign. Finally the passenger turns our way and starts frantically pointing our sign out to the driver. Christian hits the gas and pulls ahead as we both triumphantly laugh at our public display of hatred for a person we don’t even know. It’s amazing the lengths you’ll go to, on the road, to amuse yourselves. Till next week, don’t vote for Amy. I want her doing a bigger job than Christian on “HEAT” Lance Um....no, its Dames.

Yeah.....Hogan is like "ofwof....ofwof..." when he's "selling". Dames

Well, there goes my theory. Someone told me different... Dames

The only reason why Matt Hardy should retain the CW title, IMO, is because Backlash is 2 weeks after Mania and Rey can just win it there. It's not like Rey/Hardy is one of the main selling points of WM, so why not extend their rivalry an extra two weeks and give Matt Hardy some more credibility. Dames

One of my friends has a dog named Hunter, but he had him before HHH came out. Good name. Dames

um...I've got to be some sort of Geek Wow, i'm So setting myself up on that one. I know Scarface pretty well and Can't Hardly Wait but thats about it. Oh and Kevin Smith films. Dames

No shit. Dames

I've been accustomed to spelling things that way and adopting the Canadian accent just to bug my friends back in high school. Dames

The Wiz is now at 30% off everything... Dames

Yep...it'll suck. Dames

I have a feeling that Jon Peters' Superman won't even have him coming to Smallville. Dames

Jackass, Roger Rabbit and I still have to pick up 8 Mile. Looks like those will be my purchases. Dames

No, I simply was very pro-Canada, learned about Canadian culture and bugged my friends incessantly about the celebs who come from Canada and their contributions. It all started when Bret started his whole Anti-US/Pro-Canada gimmick. I was that big of a Bret mark. Dames

Hayes is with WWE and I think he owns the Freebird name. Dames

I posed as a Canadian all through high school. Amazingly, some people bought it. Dames

For Mania 18, some friends of my ex were staying at the Crown Plaza hotel and it turned out the wrestlers were there too. Continental breakfast was served and we saw most of the roster. Got to meet Chris Nowinski too, who wasn't even a part of the roster yet. Dames

I thought the definition of a Dream Match was something that wasn't possible for whatever reason AND would have a high fan interest and bring it a lot of money. Disco Inferno vs. D'Lo Brown is not a Dream Match for example. The only Dream Matches left, IMO are: Austin/Goldberg Austin/Hogan Bret/Angle Bret/Hogan legit. Sting/ME's from WWE Brock/Austin Brock/Goldberg Dames

I fucking mark out for the Crazy Old Man Strut. Dames

What!? Then why the fuck does Superman even come to Earth?? (Sadly, I was going to say U.S. instead of Earth, which points out just how gingocentric (sp?) we can be). After listening to Kevin Smith's DVD, I'm convinced that anything on the Superman subject produced by Jon Peters will be absolute dog shit. Dames

Dreamer vs. Raven happened billions of times in ECW. What does Rhyno/Raven have to do with anything? Dames

You know, I was actually going to say something like "how would you know" for a sec...wow. You and Areacode are the only 2 people I've met from the board. Who would you say I look like? Dames