The Dames

If you're above 6'7. Dames

Dames came before The Rock. Everything else is true Dames

Uh....to get OUT of the lottery maybe? Why take the 7th pick guaranteed when you can have 1 through 6 possibly? Dames

Watching the Ultimate Warrior puke on Mr. Perfect always got me. Dames

Man...it took me close to two hours to get home that day. Damn right they're important to me! I bought you pizza, you ingrate! Just kidding Ingrate. Dames

"Just a friend, Spider Poet?" "That's all I have to give"

I've probably told this story before, but fuck it. "Dames" came to be because my friend Juan realized that everyone had a 1 syllable name or nickname but me...so he called me Dames as a joke and everyone laughed. It was a running joke, like Agnes. One day, I declared myself The Dames, like The Rock...and the rest is history. Dames

I should have called INS to come get you in Pleasantville...but then I wouldn't have gotten my DVD's Dames

No Chanukah, but we do get these off: MLK - Jan 20 Prez Day - Feb 17 Passover Days 1 & 2 - Apr 16 & 17 Passover Days 7 & 8 - Apr 23 & 24 Memorial Day - May 26 1st Day of Shavuot (I dont even know what that is) - June 6 ID4 Labor Day - 9/1 Rosh Hashanah - 9/26 Yom Kippur - 10/6 Turkey Day - 11/27 Xmas New Years Dames

Already got a friend of mine to burn me one Dames

By the time this is done, it'll all come down to basic fragmented sentences. Fire Bad. Tree Pretty.

Damn....even so, AM X was a damn good film. Now I'm wondering what Kaye would have changed. Thanks, Lethargic. Dames

I heard Scarface was on a recent edition of the Chapelle Show...that true? Coincidentally, Scarface was my favorite character in the movie as well.... Dames

Typo II: The Irony Continues.. Dames

Kotz...I DEFINITELY will. I LOVE IT. Dames

I....LOVE IT! As for the trip, I've now got a job, get Jewish holidays off AND PAID for...MAD Vacation Days....I'm SET. Dames

Hey, what can I say...it's a good board. You can use that as your slogan if you want Dames

Kotz, you're the only poor soul who's actually heard me rap. Dames

I'll have to agree with you, Mike. To someone who's never had the sensations that they talk about and mock, the jokes don't hit home nearly as hard. Dames

Hypocrite. HA! That's amusing. I won't even bother editing that one, just to show the irony in it. Dames

Honestly, here's something you guys don't know about me. In college, I was in a little rap group and made about 5 songs together. Only the guys at UGS have seen my written skills though. Dames

What are you talking about, Lethargic? Dames

Yeah, I know...you can't hide stupidity, right? Dames

Hey Zorin, I've got a question. I've seen goth people before and I've always wondered...how did you get into it and how did you get out of it? Dames

I'm actually the same way, even with my IM's. It just undermines what their saying when they don't spell things correctly. Here's a perfect example. RickyChosyu always brings up great wrestling discussion, but his posts are full of spelling errors, so he doesn't come across as knowledgable as he should, despite the fact that the guy does know what he's talking about. Dames