The Dames

And my dong is exquisite. Dames

Quick little note, when I first read this, I MARKED OUT and started singing King of My World for about 10 minutes straight. Dames

Dames was talking about his dong. Actually, Flyboy mentioned dong first.... I actually knew a kid in high school named Michael Dong, but everyone suspected he was gay. Dames

My best friend Keith once Northern Light suplexed his brother off a staircase, but his brother didn't land flat, he landed on his side, cracking a rib. Dames

What line is that? Personally, I don't think ANYTHING can top: "Can we please get back to my semen?" in the "Dames, You are a Murderer" thread because it was so on topic. Dames

This is for all you sweaty men out there. Carry on. Dames

My dong is awesome. It seriously makes up for the lack of height. Dames

Anglesault...I SERIOUSLY doubt its me unless you're in the Bronx. Dames

Oh, and did I mention that I am a SEXY mofo? Dames

Tony Montana was 5'6. I'm happy. Dames

Well....yous a freak. One of my closest friends is 6'5". Dames

Ortiz beat the shit out of him and before the 4th round, I assume it was his corner who said he couldn't continue. Dames

5'6. There are guys on the board (that I've met in person) who are WAY shorter. Dames

Yes, my semen is more important. Dames

I'm not THAT short. Dames

Why is this conversation seriously doing it for me? Dames

Jesus, I have much more respect for Ken that I did before this fight. He is f'n LUMPED UP, but never quit. Ortiz is a cock. Bring on Liddel. Dames

1st round, decisively goes to Ortiz. Dames

Wow, I've never really been into UFC, but that video package has seriously made me hyped for this shit. Dames

Man, that was one of the best fights I've ever seen in my limited MMA viewing career. I'm impressed that Miller was able to pull it out because Weir HAD him at least 2 or 3 times. Dames

It shouldn't, but explosive diarrhea should. Dames

1. It rules the f'n school. 2. Never saw Y Tu Mama Tambien. Dames

Seriously....when it comes to long distance, unless it was JLH herself, I wouldn't be able to do it, so kudos to you. Dames

HA! I didn't think I was going to get UFC, but there it is! They spelling Vin's name "Vin Deasel" in their graphic. Tsk Tsk. Dames

Sometimes, Chase ends the shows on such a weird, odd note. The sublety is lost on me some of the time. For example, the episode a few weeks ago when Tony and Carmella were in the bathroom while she's in the bathtub and it just goes black. WTF was that all about? Dames