The Dames

For all of you who have Buffy Season Two, watch the Joss Interview where he talks about killing Jenny. He just drives home the right reasons for killing Jenny and how they did it. Dames

Scott Foley is a gorgeous man. *runs away* Dames

Damn, he's got a shit load riding on this fight. I wonder if that's in his head right now. Dames

Holy shit, I didn't even think about that. My name and the site in a video package hyping a match. Time for HYPERBOLE~! Dames

Hmm.... I once saw the movie Whipped where Amanda Peet plays a girl playing 3 guys who are all friends. Really shitty movie. However, there is one part that sticks out. The biggest loser of the group is doing a narrative staring into the camera on the toilet while sitting on his left hand. He said that he basically waited til he lost circulation in his hand to make it feel all pins and needly and then masturbated, because it felt like a different person. Maybe that can help Poli- Um, your friend. Dames

Why would you want to ruin that awesome car? It had comfy seats Dames

OHMSS! OHMSS! YOU DUMB FUCK! Just kidding. i *really* like Bond. Sorry, In Her Majesty's Secret Service is a porno. Dames

You'd have to, you know....actually kill Bond to be anywhere near Blofeld. He killed his f'n WIFE! Yes, Bond was married once for those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about. IHMSS. Dames

"Just letting you know Mr. Zsasz, I was trained by Triple H. Not only will I no sell your laser, but in the event that it does kill me, I will simply say "NO POBO" to death and make sure that you're lower than Johnathan Carver on the Bond villian food chain". Dames

Well...in that case, who would JLH flock to now? It ain't the man who got whupped by Bob Barker! Dames

I can definitely see Shammy coming in as a face challenger for Jarrett's title as they never got to face each other during Sham's first reign. It would probably do good business for the promotion and have a lot of heat. As for whether or not they'd take him back, not taking into consideration that he's a huge underdog against Tito Ortiz, WWE could do some quick business with Shammy. Possibly putting over Angle in a "who's the Best Anklelock" submission match prior to Mania, or helping Brock with his shoot wrestling. NWA would be wise to keep him to his contract. Dames

I will shit my pants if that happens. Dames

That's funny....he told me he was going to Phoenix, but didn't tell me why. Dames

Edgehead is such a lame term. The only thing missing to make him a main eventer is a good catchphrase and better marketing, merchandise wise, in WWE's eyes. Dames So will Tests new Humilia..I mean marketing thing make him a main eventer? Test's new direction is turning him face. He can't possibly make it to a mainstream Rock/Austin/HHH level with the testicle gimmick though. Dames

Because just like a whore, you don't stop til you drop BAYBEE~! (Credit: Kotz) Dames

No joke.....I tie my ties ONCE....then when i take them off, I loosen it so that its still in the not and hang them that way. When I need it, I just slip it over my head and tighten it. Works EVERY time. Dames

Um...the boot? Dames

Low-Ki, by far. He doesn't need slappy pants, he just kicks the buttfuck out of you. Dames

Personally, I love his character, but him to go anywhere, I have a feeling that he'll need a lot of retooling with possibly a face turn. Dames

Edgehead is such a lame term. The only thing missing to make him a main eventer is a good catchphrase and better marketing, merchandise wise, in WWE's eyes. Dames

I don't have much of an accent at all, actually and I'm 100% Puerto Rican. What are you? Dames

Well, other than Lipton and Ramen....I can't really make any. If those two will make you feel better, I'll Fed Ex it to ya Dames

The Brain lacks one. Dames

If i was 100% sure....he'd be gone. Dames

Two days....two major shocks. Looks like this folder is going to get an influx of talent. To say I'm happy is an UNDERSTATEMENT! Thank you guys. Dames