The Dames

I don't type all night for nothin. Dames

By the way, the only Easter Egg on the Two Towers DVD is the MTV Award Acceptance speech by Gollum. You can access it on the first disc by highlighting the last chapter, pressing down and a ring will be highlighted. Then press enter. Dames

Benzino is a flat out idiot and this reeks of simply trying to discredit Eminem. Kudos to Eminem for explaining himself well. Dames

Well, whenever I get a really stiff neck, I tend to rotate my head slowly a bit to get some feeling back in. There's also clutching at your neck with one arm as you stand up. If you try any types of lifts, it should prevent you from even getting the guy half way up. Dames

Now THAT...is funny AND clever. Dames

This is my pet peeve with it. It's usually full of stupidity and bullshit. I don't mind a thread like this as long as Smackdown thoughts or predictions are spoken about, but once it gets into mindless drivel, it gets me moments away from eradicating threads like these. Keep that in mind. Dames

Bastards....don't run the joke into the ground! I need to keep the gag going for my Diatribe!

I've been watching the show and am watching it right now actually. I agree, it isn't the same, but I can't knowingly skip it. I'm interested to see how they move on. What's sad is that I never watched it prior to this season. The first three eps with Ritter let me know that this was a show worth watching. Dames

Well, this is the funny thing. When I click on "The Final Nitro" on my computer DVD player, I get the WOO segment. When I play it in my living room, it works fine. Thank you for your help guys. Dames

Can anyone who also has the Flair DVD check something for me? In the "Special Night in Greenville" chapter, one of the extras listed is "The Final Nitro". I selected it and got a segment on Flair's WOO instead. Is anyone else having this problem? Dames

Yes, I rank matches regardless of venue and mostly on ring work and a bit of crowd heat. Dames

I agree with Goodear's statement 100%. AngleSault WAS right. Deal with it. This feud did nothing but kill time for Kane and take away any killer mystique he had. Dames

It was practically 1996 again with Michaels in the ring last night. Any doubt that was in my mind as to whether or not Michaels could still go was erased. Sadly, this just gives me higher expectations for his matches. Dames

I think I've proven enough times that I don't rate based on any biases that I have Banky. The match was just boring...and nowhere near the Raw elimination match. Dames

Don't blame me if the show sucks. Just because that one match was great, it doesn't exactly mean that Raw will be a good show. All last night's show means is that there will be a new direction. Dames

Now THAT's the kind of feedback I LIKE baby! I'll address it all in a few moments. Dames

Isn't it funny how Taker is 1-4 is his "signature" match and the only time he did win, it was a tag match and he was a heel? Dames

Um...SPOILERS!? ANYONE??? You should know better. Dames

Michrome, "It didn't suck as much as usual" was not one of my reasons. Normally, I would just say that. I just felt 90% of the stuff used really clicked and the story was done very, very well which is something they haven't done in a long, long time. The fact that it hasn't been done in a long time isn't the reason for the high rating, it's simply an observation. Dames

Now that's...interesting. Dames

Thank you for the feedback so far, guys. Keep it coming. Mark Cuban comes across like a Joe Schmoe type to me. How on earth did a guy like that become owner of an NBA team? Holly's pop wasn't canned last week on Smackdown. The entire arena was on their feet chanting Holly's name. I know people who were at the show and told me so. Plus, you could see the crowd reacting on Smackdown. That's a big tell as to whether or not the heat is canned. As for the Raw tag, yes, star ratings are subjective. Most of you know that I'm a harsh grader, but absolutely no one was dogging it in that match and everything was booked well minus Booker T's elimination. As I stated in the Diatribe, the story was excellent, but could have been told slightly better. That was clearly the best match the Raw roster has had in months though. Dames

What the hell are you talking about? Dames

Shit, I'll buy it. I need it. Dames

If you think that's funny, you should be starting a thread about your new job writing for a sitcom, or a thread about how you're really enjoying all the extra primetime network TV you've been getting to see since you got laid off. I would look horrible in a Girl Scouts uniform. I have hairy legs. I actually watch the same amount of primetime network TV than I did when I was working. No, actually...less. Some of the shows I used to watch ended, such as Buffy. As for becoming a bus driver, I need my license first and THEN I'd need to have a clean record for 3 years or so, so that's not happening any time soon. Dames

I went dressed SHARP to midtown Manhattan today for an appointment I had at 10:30 to talk about a position I found on Monster.com. I knew it was a job agency, which I tend to dislike, but they have gotten me full time work in the past, so I went anyway. Anyway, I get there and I have to fill out a TON of paperwork (which I hate...just take my resume) before they make me take a typing/data entry test. Now, their keyboard wasn't something that I'm used to, so I did worse than I normally do. It wasn't one of those Microsoft Ergonomically Correct keyboards or anything, but the backspace key was the size of one key and not two, so I kept entering a hyphen instead of backspacing, which doubled the time I took to correct errors and slowed me down significantly. Anyway, the woman interviewing me said that my scores were very good (which means as I suspected, I'm overqualified for any bullshit data entry positions) and she had a position for me. Lo and behold, it was a data entry position that starts Monday at 11 dollars an hour. Now, that might sound great to some of you, but for me, it's a step back and I'm THROUGH taking pay cuts. THEN, she told me that it was for the Girl Scouts of America. At that point, in my mind...I cringed. She told me to call back at 2 to see if the order went through and we would talk about it some more, so I left. I started listening to my mp3 player, strutting to 50 Cent...and realized...that I would be working for the GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA?!?! I felt so emasculated, I went to Best Buy and bought G-Unit's Beg For Mercy album. I haven't bought a CD in 2 years. Anyway, after consulting a friend, I decided I wasn't going to take the position so I called at 2 and turned it down. I KNOW I can find better. Girl Scouts of America...I'll never be able to live that down. Especially if I'm involved in a battle rap. Dames